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Post by: Soul Crusher on December 22, 2012, 09:47:05 PM
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Shockwave on December 22, 2012, 09:50:11 PM
Pretty hard not to make it. They don't let you fail. If you resist, they will break you.

Now, if you're asking who would break... well... that's a long list.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Shockwave on December 22, 2012, 09:54:01 PM
E-Kul  = FAIL
They'd probably break his ass out of sheer annoyance. Mountain climbers until you can't walk anymore, dropped to med platoon, attempts suicide with his razor.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: arce1988 on December 22, 2012, 10:33:38 PM
  I was Company Iron Man


Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: AbrahamG on December 22, 2012, 10:36:45 PM
I used to fuck marines in the ass.  (No Homo)
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: tbombz on December 22, 2012, 10:37:08 PM
Pretty hard not to make it. They don't let you fail. If you resist, they will break you.

Now, if you're asking who would break... well... that's a long list.
what do you mean by "break"
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Shockwave on December 23, 2012, 12:16:27 AM
what do you mean by "break"
They force you to do certain PT until your body breaks. Usually mountain climbers as they're hard on joints.

Only saw it happen to one kid that was an absolute belligerent dick. Just forced him to do them any free time we had until he developed shin splints so bad he couldn't walk, and then the dropped his ass to the medical platoon to rot until he healed. After he healed, he'd get rolled into another training company. If he was still a dick, his new company would probably do the same thing, so he'd have to spend ANOTHER several months healing before he could start back at where he left off in the training company.

I believe you could be stuck in the medical platoon for up to 6 months before they'd send you home. If you healed inside of 6 months, you get picked up by another training company.

Our drill instructors always told us - the quickest way out of boot camp is to graduate. Otherwise, you're life would be absolute hell.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Purge_WTF on December 23, 2012, 04:40:43 AM
I don't think I'd make it. And God bless those who do.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: WiseGuy on December 23, 2012, 06:39:17 AM


I know I did, platoon 3015, graduated Feb. 14th 1989 Parris Island.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: WiseGuy on December 23, 2012, 06:42:09 AM
what do you mean by "break"

I saw this in boot camp, break means mental breakdown, saw a guy who had jumped from second story barracks window and wasn't moving when I saw him, don't know if he survived. Saw another guy collapse in the chow hall crying and foaming at the mouth: they carted him away never to be seen and we heard of someone hanging themselves. This weeds out the fools who might snap when the shit hits the fan later on in battle.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: WiseGuy on December 23, 2012, 06:48:18 AM
this is funny

Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: WOOO on December 23, 2012, 06:49:31 AM
i would not make it by not going
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Purple Aki on December 23, 2012, 06:53:52 AM


Have you ever been through basic training, 333386?
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 24, 2013, 07:10:05 AM
I went to USMMA for a year.    Sucked ass.  My grades sucked and the asked me to leave.

Bump 

Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Borracho on July 24, 2013, 07:15:09 AM
How do we know you didn't just edit this now.  :P
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 24, 2013, 07:26:21 AM
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Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Andy Griffin on July 24, 2013, 07:41:14 AM
Donut squad.

The official name is Physical Conditioning Platoon...also known as The Donut Brigade.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Shockwave on July 24, 2013, 09:05:10 AM
The official name is Physical Conditioning Platoon...also known as The Donut Brigade.

Pork chop platoon.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: TommyBoy on July 24, 2013, 09:17:37 AM
Pretty hard not to make it. They don't let you fail. If you resist, they will break you.

Now, if you're asking who would break... well... that's a long list.

Pretty much this. It's the boredom, all the bullshit waiting around and not doing anything, that will drive you mad. Boot camp was easy as pie, if albeit intimidating as hell at first. Seriously, dealing with the boredom was the absolute hardest part. That and not losing your bearing and trying not to laugh. Holy god the most hilarious things were seen.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Shockwave on July 24, 2013, 11:04:23 AM
Pretty much this. It's the boredom, all the bullshit waiting around and not doing anything, that will drive you mad. Boot camp was easy as pie, if albeit intimidating as hell at first. Seriously, dealing with the boredom was the absolute hardest part. That and not losing your bearing and trying not to laugh. Holy god the most hilarious things were seen.
Marine corp DIs were some of the wittiest fucks ive ever know... some of the shit that came out of theor mouths were beyond hilarious. That amd just the dumb shit recruits do when dealing with DIs... good times were had.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: Trapper_Slapper on July 24, 2013, 11:15:37 AM
Marine corp DIs were some of the wittiest fucks ive ever know... some of the shit that came out of theor mouths were beyond hilarious. That amd just the dumb shit recruits do when dealing with DIs... good times were had.
I'll consign on that. I spent the month of June out in Spain working along side with some Marines, and at times my jaw would hit the floor with some of the off the wall comments/responses the Sergeants would give their subordinates. I admired how they would, and could call a shithead what he is... a shithead, and corrected the matter on the spot. No stupid paperwork and providing a titty for titty sucking like the Air Force makes us do as NCOs.
Title: Re: Full Metal Jacket - Boot Camp - Which GBérs would not make it?
Post by: arce1988 on July 24, 2013, 01:50:33 PM
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 silver back marines would be fucking scary