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Title: Imagine this...
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 03:27:57 PM
Imagine you through whatever set of circumstance, you are given a 21 year old woman of your dreams. You two are to be together, start a family and raise children. Here's the catch. The woman must be programmed by you the first year you are together. She'll be able to absorb knowledge during this one year period at a very advanced rate.  After the year has elapsed, her intelligence will be set at whatever you wish. But beware, set it too low, and she'll not be able to function and set it too high and you can imagine the results.

The main idea is what would you teach her and why?
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: The True Adonis on January 09, 2013, 03:41:32 PM
 ???
Why wouldn`t you set it to the highest degree?  The things that she would invent and know would be incredible. 
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: che on January 09, 2013, 03:43:59 PM
I'd  teach her how to fuck, cook and when to STFU .
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 04:06:21 PM
I'd  teach her how to fuck, cook and when to STFU .

You're a complex man Che.
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: arce1988 on January 09, 2013, 04:09:51 PM
  :D  @ Che
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 09, 2013, 04:10:28 PM
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Why wouldn`t you set it to the highest degree?  The things that she would invent and know would be incredible. 

Would she stick with you if at the highest degree of intellect though? :D
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: C-BuZz on January 09, 2013, 04:11:04 PM
1 clap = Dishes + Blowjob
2 claps = Blowjob + Vacuuming
3 claps = Anal + Blowjob + General cleaning duties
4 claps = Anal + Anal + Anal + Anal

Do we need to continue?...
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: Wiggs on January 09, 2013, 04:14:12 PM
Would she stick with you if at the highest degree of intellect though? :D

Bingo, I thought this was obvious.
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: WillGrant on January 09, 2013, 04:26:59 PM
1 clap = Dishes + Blowjob
2 claps = Blowjob + Vacuuming
3 claps = Anal + Blowjob + General cleaning duties
4 claps = Anal + Anal + Anal + Anal

Do we need to continue?...
Do you have the clap ?  ???
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: C-BuZz on January 09, 2013, 04:58:11 PM
Do you have the clap ?  ???

Doesn't everyone  ???
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: Stark on January 09, 2013, 05:00:48 PM
I'd  teach her how to fuck, cook and when to STFU .

ROFL
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: V Man on January 09, 2013, 05:29:03 PM
1 clap = Dishes + Blowjob
2 claps = Blowjob + Vacuuming
3 claps = Anal + Blowjob + General cleaning duties
4 claps = Anal + Anal + Anal + Anal

Do we need to continue?...

You don't like the pussy?
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: C-BuZz on January 09, 2013, 05:45:51 PM
You don't like the pussy?

It has its uses..
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: snx on January 09, 2013, 05:49:17 PM
Imagine you through whatever set of circumstance, you are given a 21 year old woman of your dreams. You two are to be together, start a family and raise children. Here's the catch. The woman must be programmed by you the first year you are together. She'll be able to absorb knowledge during this one year period at a very advanced rate.  After the year has elapsed, her intelligence will be set at whatever you wish. But beware, set it too low, and she'll not be able to function and set it too high and you can imagine the results.

The main idea is what would you teach her and why?

Wiggs: What would you imagine would be the results if set too high?
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 09, 2013, 07:11:05 PM
Wiggs: What would you imagine would be the results if set too high?

She would leave of course.
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: WillGrant on January 09, 2013, 08:46:50 PM
Doesn't everyone  ???
Sharing is caring  ;D
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: HTexan on January 09, 2013, 11:04:14 PM
Highest I could.
Master chef lessons, home maker lessons, raising kid lessons, and I'm talking about cramming 8 year medical school program with residency into that one year too.  ;D
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: 240 is Back on January 09, 2013, 11:59:48 PM
Doesn't everyone  ???

LOL!!!!   I actually laughed pretty loud in real life
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 10, 2013, 01:07:32 AM
I'd  teach her how to fuck, cook and when to STFU .

an answer that comes from experience
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: BigCyp on January 10, 2013, 01:37:08 AM
I would send her over to your house for the first year.
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: Wiggs on January 10, 2013, 01:48:18 AM
I would send her over to your house for the first year.

You sir, deserve a shiny medal!
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: dj181 on January 10, 2013, 01:56:35 AM
I would send her over to your house for the first year.

don't forget about sending her to ron so see can watch him perform the master art of c0cksucking

she's gotta learn from the best you know
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: BigCyp on January 10, 2013, 01:58:58 AM
don't forget about sending her to ron so see can watch him perform the master art of c0cksucking

she's gotta learn from the best you know

Yes dj, that's a good idea for a day course in 'Cocksucking Mastercraft with Scchmon Avidan'
Title: Re: Imagine this...
Post by: SilverSpoon on January 10, 2013, 09:21:34 AM
Che must not like a clean house
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