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Title: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: Stark on January 15, 2013, 07:13:55 AM
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: the trainer on January 15, 2013, 08:07:15 AM
Women tips from a guy who can only get an erection by looking at naked black men, i dont think so.
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: 240 is Back on January 15, 2013, 08:07:51 AM
learned from getbig:

The beauty of 'I wanna fuck you so bad' is its simplicity and directness.
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: gym**rat on January 15, 2013, 08:14:59 AM
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

I carry a knife around and when she asks why I say "To cut off your right tit so I can nail it to a piece of plywood". Gets me laid everytime!
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: bigmikecox on January 15, 2013, 08:18:39 AM
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

ROFLMFAO!!!!

OMFG! That was great!!!! 

BMC APPROVED
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: The Italian Lifter on January 15, 2013, 08:30:33 AM
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

Gold  ;D
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: Metabolic on January 15, 2013, 08:39:34 AM
I used the same line once only instead of spoons I used a shovel.  Shovels are better for ass and shit eating.
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: Stark on January 15, 2013, 08:57:09 AM
I used the same line once only instead of spoons I used a shovel.  Shovels are better for ass and shit eating.

If it works it works, I'm just helping my fellow Getbiggers thats all I'm concerned about.
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: Grape Ape on January 15, 2013, 10:10:38 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!!

OMFG! That was great!!!! 

BMC APPROVED

Spoon?  For the ass you like, you need this:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/JCB_3CX_Backhoe_loader.jpg)
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: BigCyp on January 15, 2013, 11:04:50 AM
Haha solid life pointers from Stark
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: Tapeworm on January 15, 2013, 12:54:18 PM
Ask her if she has a spork because she's trailer trash with a drug habit and alcoholic parents.
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: B_B_C on January 16, 2013, 03:33:36 AM
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

is that how you get your oats ?
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: WOOO on January 16, 2013, 05:43:02 AM
Women tips from a guy who can only get an erection by looking at naked black men, i dont think so.
Hahahaha
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: booty on January 16, 2013, 05:44:35 AM
If you guys want lots of face slapping, then keep up the lame ass pick up lines.
Title: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2013, 06:46:40 AM
Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

Tomorrow we get serious...

Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: affeman on January 16, 2013, 06:57:45 AM
Aren't you the guy married to that ugly asian mailorder wife for years? ???

You're giving tips on how to pickup women?
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2013, 07:13:22 AM
I see you guys need a lot of help!!
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Donny on January 16, 2013, 07:14:49 AM
start can count the amount of sex free of charge that he got in his lifetime on 0fingers :D
;D
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: affeman on January 16, 2013, 07:30:28 AM
start can count the amount of sex free of charge that he got in his lifetime on 0fingers :D

Following Starks advice on how to pickup women is like following Spermatases chest-routine
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on January 16, 2013, 07:32:07 AM
Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

Tomorrow we get serious...



For some reason I thought your sex tips would involve dead people.
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Tito24 on January 16, 2013, 07:33:28 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162514.0;attach=186719;image)
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: the trainer on January 16, 2013, 08:02:20 AM
Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

Tomorrow we get serious...



Oh great stark can you please tell me how to go down into the hood and pick up a black woman.
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2013, 08:04:15 AM
Oh great stark can you please tell me how to go down into the hood and pick up a black woman.

We cover ghetto chicks later - even if it doesn't agree with my racial principles I do agree and accept that many of you like to sleep with black girls, so don't worry I have that covered at a later edition.
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Donny on January 16, 2013, 08:07:06 AM
i got the best blowjob of my life of a black woman.
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2013, 08:08:23 AM
i got the best blowjob of my life of a black woman.

race trader, you disgust me, but this is not the thread to exchange blows, no pun intended.
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Donny on January 16, 2013, 08:14:09 AM
she treated my manhood with the love and attention it deserves... nice big juicy lips and took my load too and swallowed it all. was a very intensive orgasm... so yeah black women are ok... ;D plus a white panty looks stunning against an ebony skin
Title: Re: Starks daily sex tips
Post by: B_B_C on January 16, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.

Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"

Works every time

She prefers a spoon to your lad?
tea spoon?
desert spoon?
table spoon?
wooden spoon?


Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: B_B_C on January 16, 2013, 08:37:00 AM
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.

can you not afford the price of a hotel room by the minute ?
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2013, 08:50:33 AM
can you not afford the price of a hotel room by the minute ?

Harder to get rid of them, if you are for a quick fuck, the car is always the first option, think about it, as soon as you agree to a hotel room they want to cuddle, have a drink and get comfortable, that should be the last item on your priority list.

Remember: FIRST RULE: Never do foreplay unless you absolutely have to!!!
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: B_B_C on January 16, 2013, 10:15:49 AM
Harder to get rid of them, if you are for a quick fuck, the car is always the first option, think about it, as soon as you agree to a hotel room they want to cuddle, have a drink and get comfortable, that should be the last item on your priority list.

Remember: FIRST RULE: Never do foreplay unless you absolutely have to!!!


Masturbation might suit you needs  better
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Wiggs on January 16, 2013, 10:18:48 AM
Stark was raised and breastfed by a rotund black woman called "Mammie."
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Stark on January 16, 2013, 10:25:14 AM
Stark was raised and breastfed by a rotund black woman called "Mammie."

Sorry wiggs, current sex tips are for white people only, we cover sex tips for your people a few episodes from this one, so if you would be so kind and make your way out of this thread, that'll be great!
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Wiggs on January 16, 2013, 10:27:12 AM
Sorry wiggs, current sex tips are for white people only, we cover sex tips for your people a few episodes from this one.

We don't need sex tips. We do quite well. but thanks. Don't disappoint Mammie.
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 16, 2013, 10:43:43 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162514.0;attach=186719;image)

smoking in a hospital bed? lol getbig!  8)
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: galain on January 16, 2013, 11:34:27 AM
Stark - can you translate that into Swaebisch for me?
Title: Re: Starks daily Sex tips - Pickupline 2
Post by: Wiggs on January 16, 2013, 11:43:55 AM
Stark - can you translate that into Swaebisch for me?

Just add an "le" to the end of everything he said. lol