Getbig.com: American Bodybuilding, Fitness and Figure
Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Stark on January 15, 2013, 07:13:55 AM
-
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.
Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"
Works every time
-
Women tips from a guy who can only get an erection by looking at naked black men, i dont think so.
-
learned from getbig:
The beauty of 'I wanna fuck you so bad' is its simplicity and directness.
-
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.
Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"
Works every time
I carry a knife around and when she asks why I say "To cut off your right tit so I can nail it to a piece of plywood". Gets me laid everytime!
-
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.
Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"
Works every time
ROFLMFAO!!!!
OMFG! That was great!!!!
BMC APPROVED
-
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.
Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"
Works every time
Gold ;D
-
I used the same line once only instead of spoons I used a shovel. Shovels are better for ass and shit eating.
-
I used the same line once only instead of spoons I used a shovel. Shovels are better for ass and shit eating.
If it works it works, I'm just helping my fellow Getbiggers thats all I'm concerned about.
-
ROFLMFAO!!!!
OMFG! That was great!!!!
BMC APPROVED
Spoon? For the ass you like, you need this:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/JCB_3CX_Backhoe_loader.jpg)
-
Haha solid life pointers from Stark
-
Ask her if she has a spork because she's trailer trash with a drug habit and alcoholic parents.
-
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.
Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"
Works every time
is that how you get your oats ?
-
Women tips from a guy who can only get an erection by looking at naked black men, i dont think so.
Hahahaha
-
If you guys want lots of face slapping, then keep up the lame ass pick up lines.
-
Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.
Tomorrow we get serious...
-
Aren't you the guy married to that ugly asian mailorder wife for years? ???
You're giving tips on how to pickup women?
-
I see you guys need a lot of help!!
-
start can count the amount of sex free of charge that he got in his lifetime on 0fingers :D
;D
-
start can count the amount of sex free of charge that he got in his lifetime on 0fingers :D
Following Starks advice on how to pickup women is like following Spermatases chest-routine
-
Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.
Tomorrow we get serious...
For some reason I thought your sex tips would involve dead people.
-
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162514.0;attach=186719;image)
-
Okay before we dive head first into the complicated sex tips and tricks here is one more pick up line which will get you laid... guaranteed.
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.
Tomorrow we get serious...
Oh great stark can you please tell me how to go down into the hood and pick up a black woman.
-
Oh great stark can you please tell me how to go down into the hood and pick up a black woman.
We cover ghetto chicks later - even if it doesn't agree with my racial principles I do agree and accept that many of you like to sleep with black girls, so don't worry I have that covered at a later edition.
-
i got the best blowjob of my life of a black woman.
-
i got the best blowjob of my life of a black woman.
race trader, you disgust me, but this is not the thread to exchange blows, no pun intended.
-
she treated my manhood with the love and attention it deserves... nice big juicy lips and took my load too and swallowed it all. was a very intensive orgasm... so yeah black women are ok... ;D plus a white panty looks stunning against an ebony skin
-
Here is how you get laid with the chick of your dreams.
Walk over to her and ask her if she has a spoon, when she asks why say "To eat out your butt hole"
Works every time
She prefers a spoon to your lad?
tea spoon?
desert spoon?
table spoon?
wooden spoon?
-
Simply walk up to the woman of your dreams and say: "Would you like to know what the the bottom of your feet look like in my rear mirror?" - Let her work it out for a few minutes.
can you not afford the price of a hotel room by the minute ?
-
can you not afford the price of a hotel room by the minute ?
Harder to get rid of them, if you are for a quick fuck, the car is always the first option, think about it, as soon as you agree to a hotel room they want to cuddle, have a drink and get comfortable, that should be the last item on your priority list.
Remember: FIRST RULE: Never do foreplay unless you absolutely have to!!!
-
Harder to get rid of them, if you are for a quick fuck, the car is always the first option, think about it, as soon as you agree to a hotel room they want to cuddle, have a drink and get comfortable, that should be the last item on your priority list.
Remember: FIRST RULE: Never do foreplay unless you absolutely have to!!!
Masturbation might suit you needs better
-
Stark was raised and breastfed by a rotund black woman called "Mammie."
-
Stark was raised and breastfed by a rotund black woman called "Mammie."
Sorry wiggs, current sex tips are for white people only, we cover sex tips for your people a few episodes from this one, so if you would be so kind and make your way out of this thread, that'll be great!
-
Sorry wiggs, current sex tips are for white people only, we cover sex tips for your people a few episodes from this one.
We don't need sex tips. We do quite well. but thanks. Don't disappoint Mammie.
-
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=162514.0;attach=186719;image)
smoking in a hospital bed? lol getbig! 8)
-
Stark - can you translate that into Swaebisch for me?
-
Stark - can you translate that into Swaebisch for me?
Just add an "le" to the end of everything he said. lol