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Title: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Howard on January 15, 2013, 05:10:53 PM
If you want some good advice on marriage and relationships , ask me, and it's free.

warning - you get what you pay for ;)
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Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 05:12:05 PM
How long did your longest married last.  I'm curious.
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Post by: 240 is Back on January 15, 2013, 05:13:00 PM
the secret to coping with lonliness is... _____________ ?
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Nails on January 15, 2013, 05:15:19 PM
Did you fuck all your wives assholes during your honeymoons? 
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Nails on January 15, 2013, 05:16:16 PM
why is the Justice of the Peace looking down as to not look at you kiss her?

did he bang her before  ??? ???
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Howard on January 15, 2013, 05:43:14 PM
How long did your longest married last.  I'm curious.

8 yrs.
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: CARTEL on January 15, 2013, 05:44:26 PM
Well you obviously know how to divorce. Maybe you can start a co-thread about that.
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Howard on January 15, 2013, 05:48:58 PM
Well you obviously know how to divorce. Maybe you can start a co-thread about that.

That's the best idea since sliced bread.
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: sancho ed on January 15, 2013, 06:06:48 PM
so where'd you fuck up?
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Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:08:56 PM
I'm 35 and been with my wife for nearly fifteen years.  We've never broken up once.  I should be giving you advices.
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Post by: Straw Man on January 15, 2013, 06:14:02 PM
1st 2 wives  wanted kids AFTER we were married for awile and I never wanted 'em = dealbreaker for both of us , thus divorce.
The 3rd wife wanted to live in separate locations and see eachother on weekends , vacations, etc.
Tried it, but didn't feel right , so I moved on.
My current wife is awesome and I'm the most happy  have ever been.
She has a successful career as a banker and I think she is very sexy and fun.
Life is good, I got lucky.

can you post some pics of the brunette wife

I think she was #3
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: tom joad on January 15, 2013, 06:17:45 PM
The 3rd wife wanted to live in separate locations and see eachother on weekends , vacations, etc.
Tried it, but didn't feel right , so I moved on.

are you crazy? this sounds like the ideal marriage! ... (well except for the weekends and vacations together part)
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Post by: sancho ed on January 15, 2013, 06:19:24 PM
1st 2 wives  wanted kids AFTER we were married for awile and I never wanted 'em = dealbreaker for both of us , thus divorce.
The 3rd wife wanted to live in separate locations and see eachother on weekends , vacations, etc.
Tried it, but didn't feel right , so I moved on.
My current wife is awesome and I'm the most happy  have ever been.
She has a successful career as a banker and I think she is very sexy and fun.
Life is good, I got lucky.

4th times a charm brotha....good for you!
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Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:21:09 PM
Are you happy? If so, that s great and I am happy for you.
I don't think anyone should stay in a marriage that gets dysfunctional or makes life miserable.
Sometimes ya gotta abandon a sinking ship.
My Grandparents were married for over 70 yrs! They always seemed happy and enjoyed life.

I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.
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Post by: CARTEL on January 15, 2013, 06:24:30 PM
I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.

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Post by: AVBG on January 15, 2013, 06:24:32 PM
can you post some pics of the brunette wife

I think she was #3

Was that he pasty one that Division wanted to plow?
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:26:36 PM


Hahahaha.  That was a good laugh ;D. Coming after me today, man.
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Post by: oldtimer1 on January 15, 2013, 06:27:20 PM
Why would a pretty curvy blond marry an insane person like you?  Just having fun. Good luck on your marriage.
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Post by: Howard on January 15, 2013, 06:31:40 PM
I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.

Sounds great!
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Post by: Roger Bacon on January 15, 2013, 06:32:05 PM
Will my parents be disappointed if I marry a woman that's about 15 years older than me?
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Post by: Straw Man on January 15, 2013, 06:32:13 PM
She was the third and a  great girl and really smart. Just wanted to live by herself .


I can understand that but then why bother getting married

also.....pics please
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Straw Man on January 15, 2013, 06:35:01 PM
I am happy.  No one is perfectly happy all the time. My wife is attractive and smart--valedictorian of her high school and college.  She also has big breast and that makes me happy.  She has orgasm easily which means I don't have to work hard.  We have dinner together every night at the kitchen table where we reconnect by discussing our day and the things we've read or heard on the news.  She gives me my space and I give her space.

just curious

does she know you're sharing all this personal info with the world (well, the GB world) and why would you do it in the first place

why not just be happy with you new wife and keep it to  yoursefl

I don't really understand the need to share
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Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:35:24 PM
Sounds great!

I'll send you nudes!
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Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:39:55 PM
just curious

does she know you're sharing all this personal info with the world (well, the GB world) and why would you do it in the first place

why not just be happy with you new wife and keep it to  yoursefl

I don't really understand the need to share

Me?  You responded to what I wrote so I assume you mean me.  Not new wife.  It's all pretty general stuff.
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Post by: CARTEL on January 15, 2013, 06:42:18 PM
Hahahaha.  That was a good laugh ;D. Coming after me today, man.

 ;D

Actually, just adding some levity to counteract Howards "Hit-it and Quit-it" style of marriage.
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: BOW on January 15, 2013, 06:43:22 PM
Since I am on wife #4, I figure I know more about marriage then most of you dweebs .
If you want some good advice on marriage and relationships , ask me, and it's free.

warning - you get what you pay for ;)
what is your wifes arm routine?
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Archer77 on January 15, 2013, 06:47:50 PM
;D

Actually, just adding some levity to counteract Howards "Hit-it and Quit-it" style of marriage.

You gave me a good laugh, man.  I sound like such a bitch.
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Straw Man on January 15, 2013, 06:51:01 PM
Me?  You responded to what I wrote so I assume you mean me.  Not new wife.  It's all pretty general stuff.

Yeah, I thought that was Howard post

Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: MP on January 15, 2013, 09:25:16 PM
Not for nothing, but why do you keep offering relationship advice?

Didn't you get buried enough in the last thread you started about this?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=442125.0
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Mjolnir on January 15, 2013, 09:39:25 PM
She was the third and a  great girl and really smart. Just wanted to live by herself .


Howard you KNOW this means she wanted fuck other guys on the side, she wanted an open relationship.  Just tell it like it is and don't make excuses for her.
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Post by: AVBG on January 15, 2013, 10:00:17 PM
Not for nothing, but why do you keep offering relationship advice?

Didn't you get buried enough in the last thread you started about this?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=442125.0

Lol.. Howie alternates between "going to battle" contest prep pipedream threads and " relationship expert" threads.
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: jwb on January 15, 2013, 10:03:15 PM
Ya know it really did sound ideal and figured it would work.
It was great for the 1st 6 months, we had been divorced and  dated other people  so we werewaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past any petty jealousy at that point.
I would come over one night a week and she greeted me at the door wearing only high heels, bra/panty set.
She came over to my place most weekends and it was fun and relaxing.
We went on some great vacations, she even rented a villa on ST John USVI that summer and it was awesome.
After about a 18 mos I started feeling empty on a deep emotional level for some reason.
I went to lots of minor league and MLB baseball games and hockey games, which was fun, but got old after a couple yrs.
Having a real, loving married partner just feels a whole lot better. Not sure why LOL, and I feel like a fag saying that haha.
You should have been in the gym you lazy fuck. Do you know what some of us would do for a free two hours a day to train hard?
Title: Re: I'm giving free marriage and relationship advice , so ask me.
Post by: Howard on January 16, 2013, 05:37:54 AM
You should have been in the gym you lazy fuck. Do you know what some of us would do for a free two hours a day to train hard?

LOL, with all this posting my fingers are ripped. Can't say the same about my waistline
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Post by: Mayor Of Bodybuilding on January 16, 2013, 05:45:08 AM
Dr Howard Does your wife Know you collect Soiled bodybuilders posing trunks? LOL!
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Post by: BIG ACH on January 16, 2013, 05:54:32 AM
are you crazy? this sounds like the ideal marriage! ... (well except for the weekends and vacations together part)

 ;D