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Title: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: che on January 16, 2013, 11:42:44 AM
(http://www.forbidden-dreams.com/f/aju3/ci_009.jpg)

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rCYtZW5ueDQ/UGFCypugnBI/AAAAAAAABU0/G9J6ixjNq98/s550/streator.jpg)
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Nails on January 16, 2013, 11:44:21 AM
http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=222842 (http://www.wusa9.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=222842)


Enter Gerald P. Streator, a 46-year-old man from Waukesha, Wisconsin, who was arrested a few days ago for allegedly having sex with a curbside couch.

Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Wiggs on January 16, 2013, 11:44:51 AM
White people
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Army of One on January 16, 2013, 11:54:24 AM
Dude got cockblocked from busting his nut between 2 soft pillows.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 16, 2013, 04:31:27 PM
hmm
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: bradistani on January 16, 2013, 04:32:36 PM
(http://www.forbidden-dreams.com/f/aju3/ci_009.jpg)

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rCYtZW5ueDQ/UGFCypugnBI/AAAAAAAABU0/G9J6ixjNq98/s550/streator.jpg)

 ;D
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: HTexan on January 16, 2013, 05:22:04 PM
White people
you should have said "guess the race". ;D
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Parker on January 16, 2013, 05:43:37 PM
Hitting the couch, eh?
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Hugo Chavez on January 16, 2013, 05:52:08 PM
WYHI? lol
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Marty Champions on January 16, 2013, 06:07:39 PM
gotta love the horshoe balding pattern ie. future falcon father figure horshoe haircut of peace
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 16, 2013, 06:12:54 PM
Lol at 'curbside couch' :D

Ghetto  ::)
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on January 16, 2013, 06:26:49 PM
Damn, I used to live right there on Pebble Valley. Pretty cold time of year to be hitting curbside couches.
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 16, 2013, 06:31:42 PM
White people

I'll give that one to you... If it's some fucked up bizarre crime, or obsessive weirdo serial killer... You can guess it's a white....  :-X
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: BIG ACH on January 16, 2013, 07:20:02 PM
WYHI? lol

Arm rests too chunky - need to focus on hammer curls and wrist curls...


Would not hit!
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: CARTEL on January 16, 2013, 07:26:15 PM
Me and a few buddies took it too far and did a train on an ottoman one night.

I'm not proud.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: james72766 on January 16, 2013, 08:22:58 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/14nejxg.jpg)

2, 3, 1
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on January 16, 2013, 08:25:53 PM
I'll give that one to you... If it's some fucked up bizarre crime, or obsessive weirdo serial killer... You can guess it's a white....  :-X

Cannibalism seems to be the negro thing in the USA that has stood out to me.  Step out of the USA to Africa tho and there are tons of sicko things going on daily (major league pedophilia among them).
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: che on January 16, 2013, 08:32:54 PM
SEXY BITCH  :P

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Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: tommywishbone on January 16, 2013, 09:35:37 PM
White people

Damn. Busted.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: tommywishbone on January 16, 2013, 09:36:12 PM
Me and a few buddies took it too far and did a train on an ottoman one night.

I'm not proud.
hahahahaha ;D ;D
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: che on January 16, 2013, 09:52:58 PM
White people
::)


(http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/45753_o.gif)

(http://guycodeblog.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/beavis-humps-couch.gif)

(http://www.bellybillboard.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/DogHumpGifPurplePillow.gif)
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: BigCyp on January 17, 2013, 02:22:49 AM
If that poor sofa was open carrying, this shit would never have happened!
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Tito24 on January 17, 2013, 02:43:13 AM
maybe he does not believe in women
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: BigCyp on January 17, 2013, 02:48:15 AM
maybe he does not believe in women

Maybe heterosexuality, and women are just belief systems we've all been brainwahsed into? Should we meet up and go for a seatless bike ride to discuss this?
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Army of One on January 17, 2013, 03:18:54 AM
Well at least it would never turn you down for sex, leak its dye on your cock, answer back when you punch it and is well aware of its limitations outside of the sexual arena.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: BigCyp on January 17, 2013, 03:43:06 AM
Well at least it would never turn you down for sex, leak its dye on your cock, answer back when you punch it and is well aware of its limitations outside of the sexual arena.

Yes to be honest I don't remember the sofa ever crying when I came all over its seat - maybe this guy's onto something here
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: dr.chimps on January 17, 2013, 03:58:37 AM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=455047.0;attach=500761;image)
The way she's dressed!? She was asking for it.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: BigCyp on January 17, 2013, 04:15:02 AM
Haha yes dr chimps, if that slut was hanging it out like that in India she'd be dead wood!
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 06:37:53 AM
If I had a couch, this is what it'd look like.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Gosling31977 on January 17, 2013, 06:40:59 AM
Hey it was a LOVE seat 

Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 06:49:55 AM
When you feel freaky, get a leather couch for a bit of S&M.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 06:50:50 AM
Plus, when you're done you're business, the couch actually PAYS you, what with all the loose change you find between the cushions.

Win-win.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: viking1 on January 17, 2013, 07:24:06 AM

(http://www.forbidden-dreams.com/f/aju3/ci_009.jpg)

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rCYtZW5ueDQ/UGFCypugnBI/AAAAAAAABU0/G9J6ixjNq98/s550/streator.jpg)(http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/mj-laughing.gif)
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: pedro01 on January 17, 2013, 08:24:07 AM
Lol at 'curbside couch' :D

Ghetto  ::)

I can't imagine living in an area that classy that there's couches on the sidewalk.

Pretty ones too.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Coach is Back! on January 17, 2013, 08:30:55 AM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/14nejxg.jpg)

2, 3, 1

LMAO
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Hulkotron on January 17, 2013, 10:17:48 AM
The couch was abandoned I don't see what the big deal is.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: 240 is Back on January 17, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
the couch just wanted to place higher at nationals
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: funk51 on January 17, 2013, 10:44:00 AM
(http://www.forbidden-dreams.com/f/aju3/ci_009.jpg)

(https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-rCYtZW5ueDQ/UGFCypugnBI/AAAAAAAABU0/G9J6ixjNq98/s550/streator.jpg)
looks like lenny from lenny and squiggy fame laverne and shirley.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 10:54:55 AM
I'm sure the couch's parents are quite proud.

Was this an instance of C4P? (couch-4-pay)
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: B_B_C on January 17, 2013, 10:59:32 AM
Did the couch press charges and was any loose change found in its folds?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1569272/Man-who-had-sex-with-bicycle-sentenced.html)
Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Stark on January 17, 2013, 11:07:32 AM
White people

Title: Re: WYHI
Post by: Stark on January 17, 2013, 11:08:03 AM
White people

SHUT YOUR HOLE YOU FILTHY RACIST!!!
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 17, 2013, 11:10:17 AM
That couch was under age, they should put his ass in jail for life !!   >:(
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 11:23:38 AM
That couch was under age, they should put his ass in jail for life !!   >:(

I heard it was an underage Ikea couch, smuggled into the US through the underground couch/sex trade rings operated by corrupt Swedish officials and US oil magnates.

More on 60 Minutes in the coming weeks, I would assume.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Dr Dutch on January 17, 2013, 11:28:41 AM
So that's what Swede!'s been up to since quitting getbig. 8)
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 17, 2013, 11:32:11 AM
Post the cushion shots
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 11:32:58 AM
So that's what Swede!'s been up to since quitting getbig. 8)

Swede prefers footstools to couches. They're easier for him to reach.  ;D
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: syntaxmachine on January 17, 2013, 12:56:28 PM
Raw, no condom, no pulling out.

(http://s7d4.scene7.com/is/image/ASF/DW_1539345_S?wid=480&fmt=jpg&qlt=70)
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on January 17, 2013, 02:05:21 PM
My late, dear, sweet Uncle Numsie always said: when it comes to seating furniture, treat a sofa like a couch and a couch like a sofa, and you’ll never go wrong.

Like with this one. When I got it home, I said, “Baby, you can continue with the charade, but we both know that underneath all of your fine, handcrafted upholstery lie the springs and cushions of a common, dirty-ass hoebag.” Thank you, Uncle Numsie. It was good! Truer words……
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: snx on January 17, 2013, 02:11:31 PM
My late, dear, sweet Uncle Numsie always said: when it comes to seating furniture, treat a sofa like a couch and a couch like a sofa, and you’ll never go wrong.

Like with this one. When I got it home, I said, “Baby, you can continue with the charade, but we both know that underneath all of your fine, handcrafted upholstery lie the springs and cushions of a common, dirty-ass hoebag.” Thank you, Uncle Numsie. It was good! Truer words……


Solid 9 out of 10 there Kahn. That's a real looker.

Would hit.
Title: Re: Sex with a curbside couch - it can happen
Post by: Princess L on January 17, 2013, 02:59:33 PM
I can't imagine living in an area that classy that there's couches on the sidewalk.

Pretty ones too.

Actually, it's a fairly decent area.  Not the kind of area where junk is left curbside.  Since it occurred late evening Labor Day, I can only assume garbage pickup was the next morning.