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Title: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: True Amateur on January 19, 2013, 12:18:47 PM
I'm getting ready to go back to the office building the security agency has me guarding. I've been doing double shifts lately (16 hour days) but I'll have a ton of overtime money. As soon as I arrive I will be moderating this chat forum all the way through morning from my Blackberry. I'm gonna pick up a couple of large meatball subs on the way and graze on them throughout the double shift. I'm also bringing a large thermos full of coffee. Okay guys, you can rest easy knowing I'll be keeping an eye on the chat forum all night. Over and out for now.
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Post by: JBGRAY on January 19, 2013, 03:53:47 PM
Have you been hitting your regularly assigned proxy rounds?
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Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2013, 04:32:11 PM
True Amateur, how many incident reports have you filed so far?
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Post by: B_B_C on January 19, 2013, 04:37:43 PM
had you considered, for the sake of adding excitement to your life, watching planks warp or even paint drying?
but if either fail take to minding mice at crossroads.
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Post by: the trainer on January 19, 2013, 04:46:45 PM
Do you enjoy putting your security guard stick up your asshole.
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 04:50:51 PM
Meatball subs, pulling a double and the self imposed power and athority that only can be achieved by working by ones self.

This thread could be magic.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: Viking11 on January 19, 2013, 05:18:15 PM
Not so hard. Just got home from doing a shift. Library in North Omaha. Not a good area. Was second officer today- my other days I am lead.  We had to do a Bar and Bar. Since the perp was threatening the other officer, I handled the perp while he did the paperwork. Said Banned individual refused to leave, I called OPD for trespassing and violating the ban and bar.  As it turns out said idiot had 4 warrants. Hello jail.. That was the first 90 minutes..
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 19, 2013, 06:44:53 PM
What's the story with these virus threat alerts were getting true?
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2013, 06:46:26 PM
You ever had a tug while on duty?
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:03:49 PM
  Do you train Judo? BJJ?
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 19, 2013, 07:07:25 PM
  Do you train Judo? BJJ?

Hebrow please.....he's got a tin badge and a slightly oversized flashlight. He does need to know martial arts  ::)
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Post by: SF1900 on January 19, 2013, 07:07:39 PM
File any incident reports?
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:18:22 PM
  I know. You told me. I just wanted to know if you train any other grappling styles.
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Post by: Tito24 on January 19, 2013, 07:26:59 PM
amazing guy nonetheless
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:27:12 PM
  I saw that too. SR is solid. You should post some pics.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:32:25 PM
  You. Black out the face.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:34:43 PM
  My avatar is me. I am doing BJJ there. Does that look homo to you?
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Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 07:37:17 PM
you know security guards like you have no real power, not in control of anything, and basically a yes man for whatever company your employed for, a steady influx of snitching and thinking you have cop like powers, do you think your supervisor would approve of you trolling a bodybuilding website and moonlighting as internet website security of delusional proportions.
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Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 07:38:46 PM
i guess this guy would use his hi-power mace to stop having his arms and legs broke by u arce.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2013, 07:39:43 PM
Just hurry up and show us your cock.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:42:19 PM
  Let him get on the mat with a Judo and BJJ Black Belt. Then he will stop that smart talk. Notice I am NOT making ANY threats here to him. He signs the waiver with me, then he can get on the mat with me.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:46:16 PM
  I play chess. Physical chess. Mental chess. You are a security guard who goofs off on the clock and has a couple of posts. Where did you come from?
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:52:08 PM
 Blart Mall Cop, relax and go observe and report.
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 07:54:57 PM
Just knocked 1/2 of the first sub and drank 1/3 of a 16 oz bottle of Mountain Dew Smooth White. Going to stroll over the Men's Room to sit on the crapper. All quiet on the western front.


Dam you brought in the Dew . . . What type of toppings are on those meatball bad boys ? And, where did you get em? Can you post a pic of the subs?

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 07:55:12 PM
ohh this is the guy they wrote the movie mall cop about, i guess kevin james is his twin, lookin like a box of twinkies resting on a bucket of lard
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 07:55:38 PM
  Yum. Subway.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:01:24 PM
  I am NOT your enemy TA. Have a good weekend.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 08:13:34 PM
Picked the subs up at a little Italian place called Gennaro's. The bread is to die for, and it's topped off with parmesian cheese.

Sweet. Any hot peppers or pickles?

Can you post a pic?

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:18:02 PM
  You are a gimmick. I do NOT want to hurt you. You are a security guard. Your life is already bad. You do NOT need ANY more harsh shit to live with. Eat up. Get fat. Be happy. You are a beta. IF you EVER want to spar with me, sign the legal waiver.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:27:19 PM
  I tried to be nice to you. I feel sorry for you. It is called mercy. You are a security guard with house shoes, white socks, and a flash light. Your life sucks. NO need for me to make it worse. Be an ass, it is your's.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2013, 08:28:15 PM
ttt

Fixed
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:29:28 PM
  Poor guy has to work a security guard double shift on the weekend with a meatball sub and soda pop.
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Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 08:42:13 PM
so do you live in glendale, california or just work there
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:42:44 PM
  You are the TMA guy trolling with your security guard shit breaks. You.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:45:04 PM
  All you have to do is meet me in person.
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Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 08:45:43 PM
are you just working in glendale california or do you live there also
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:49:39 PM
  I am in Northridge. Come to Total MMA Gym and sign the waiver. You are only a few minutes away.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 08:52:49 PM
he must be in glendale living and working
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:54:06 PM
  Then he is only a few minutes away. I am the alpha. He is the beta.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:55:18 PM
  You are the one bragging about taking ketsugo and being a security guard. Just show up. Sign the waiver. The forms are at the gym. All you have to do is show up. Typing here and trying to show off does not make you tough.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 08:58:17 PM
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http://www.harbrodojo.com/harbrodojo/Welcome.html
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:01:53 PM
  You are the security guard meatball sub ketsugo warrior. All you have to do is back up your mouth in person. Face to face.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on January 19, 2013, 09:02:06 PM
True Anus getting destroyed in this thread.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:03:49 PM
  I am going back to my great birth day weekend. Great rest, food, booze, females, UFC, NFL, NBA.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:06:49 PM
  Brag but post no pics nor videos? You are on what you call a homo bb forum. Have some balls. Show you train. Show do NOT type. You are a security guard at an Italian fast food joint. Jesus.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 09:09:32 PM
what building in glendale are you securing maybe i can come stand outside and think you can talk shit like you did to ray rice, only thing you could do is call the police like a little bitch..........you would get rolled by me and arce both trying to pull your ray rice shit.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:10:22 PM
  ALL you have to do is man up.
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 09:10:34 PM
Why do you need to a picture of a meatball sub?

Why not? You have a blackberry, said you were gonna mod this tread, let's see some sub!!!

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:13:19 PM
  Now you want to bring my big penis in to this? You are the homosexual.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:14:16 PM
  ALL you have to do is man up.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:17:32 PM
  Cswol will roll you as a joke. When you grow balls, man up and show up.
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Post by: wild willie on January 19, 2013, 09:23:05 PM
Just dropped some mud in the crapper and I'm back at my post. All quiet.
LOL!!!
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Post by: cswol on January 19, 2013, 09:27:42 PM
just give us the building address you work at in glendale we can come on up there and keep you busy so you dont have to use your blackberry so much and be on getbig so much, actually make you do some work, will you call 911 or use your powers to arrest. Put ya pants on and step up to the plate son.
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 09:28:20 PM
The sub, please.

THE BEEF
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 09:35:44 PM
Just googled it, is this Gerannos in NJ or Cali?
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Post by: arce1988 on January 19, 2013, 09:41:32 PM
  That is what I thought.
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 09:45:21 PM
THE SUB.

THE BEEF
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 19, 2013, 10:19:51 PM
. . . must be doing rounds.

THE BEEF
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Post by: ChopperRider on January 19, 2013, 10:47:24 PM
just give us the building address you work at in glendale we can come on up there and keep you busy so you dont have to use your blackberry so much and be on getbig so much, actually make you do some work, will you call 911 or use your powers to arrest. Put ya pants on and step up to the plate son.

His posts originate in Canada.

He is not in Glendale, CA.
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Post by: Chacka on January 19, 2013, 11:10:45 PM
 ???
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Post by: kofo on January 19, 2013, 11:53:19 PM
Whos the biggest loser ?

The Mall cop or the short guy covering his anxiety and insecurities with BJJ and BBing ?
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Post by: calfzilla on January 20, 2013, 12:53:46 AM
This thread makes me hungry for a meatball sub. And what's with getbig and waivers?  When I was in martial arts we sparred all the time and never signed any waivers.
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Post by: Dr.J on January 20, 2013, 01:03:00 AM
TA....buddie....you holding the fort down ?!
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Post by: C-BuZz on January 20, 2013, 01:16:11 AM
Daeym, TA looking like a beta bitch. Expected more from a black belt security guard who moderates a stamp forum.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 20, 2013, 01:28:47 AM
I've never seen anyone get Arce to melt before.

 Arce, don't feed the troll bro.
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 20, 2013, 06:54:34 AM
How is the shift going big dog? Have you finished those subs ( if they in fact existed.)

THE BEEF
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 20, 2013, 07:03:42 AM
Your pal Arse isn't what he would like you to believe. A hardened martial artist doesn't throw a hissy fit everytime his buttons are pushed. Arse is a mentally weak insecure male with daddy issues.

I must admit I agree with you.
Is arce1988 also the guy who boasts about bein a MARINE ::)
He does reek of little man syndrom, well done in trolling him to self exposure  ;D
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Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2013, 08:16:54 AM
You fuckin pricks better lay off Arce. He's protected by all the races. You've been warned.
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 20, 2013, 08:30:06 AM
You fuckin pricks better lay off Arce. He's protected by all the races. You've been warned.
Is he like your little special guy who needs protection? He seems like a fuddy wee fannybawz who needs a boot in the fud.
This security guy is working hard on a double shift instead of just taking benefits and food stamps like most yanks do these days. He should be respected for his hard work ethic and for protecting  people in his role as law enforcer.  He should not be mocked by little guys with a nepoeon complex like Arce1988.
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Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2013, 08:37:09 AM
Is he like your little special guy who needs protection? He seems like a fuddy wee fannybawz who needs a boot in the fud.
This security guy is working hard on a double shift instead of just taking benefits and food stamps like most yanks do these days. He should be respected for his hard work ethic and for protecting  people in his role as law enforcer.  He should not be mocked by little guys with a nepoeon complex like Arce1988.

Go back to your Big Gay Animal Farm, Big Gay Al.
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Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 20, 2013, 09:14:40 AM
  I am in Northridge.

There used to be a sweet little pl gym in north ridge. The power palace or something like that. Older dudes (like me) and small but a great group. Very helpful when I was just starting.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 20, 2013, 10:36:22 AM
 5'11  205 Any time you want to get down all you have to do is just let me know. The legal waiver is to release me of all liability from what happens to you when you get on the mat with me. In the ring. In the cage. Your choice. Once a US MARINE ALWAYS a US MARINE.
Title: Re: Getting ready for my next Security Guard shift.
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 20, 2013, 10:39:30 AM
5'11  205 Any time you want to get down all you have to do is just let me know. The legal waiver is to release me of all liability from what happens to you when you get on the mat with me. In the ring. In the cage. Your choice. Once a US MARINE ALWAYS a US MARINE.

Why are you challenging a non existant person to a fight?
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Post by: arce1988 on January 20, 2013, 10:42:51 AM
  It is only an offer to come to my MMA Gym and Train with Me. Legal Sport. Legal Waiver. ALL Legal.
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Post by: Chacka on January 20, 2013, 11:36:52 AM
Why are you challenging a non existant person to a fight?


shades of thast Notre Dame foosball player with the non-existant girl friend   ???
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 20, 2013, 02:22:00 PM
Why are you challenging a non existant person to a fight?

Because that way he might have a chance of winning.
I mean only 205 at 5 feet 11.  Does the guy even lift? :D
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Post by: arce1988 on January 20, 2013, 02:54:48 PM
  You clowns are funny.
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Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on January 20, 2013, 05:21:54 PM
  You clowns are funny.

Come on Steve, lighten up. It's not as if I was insulting your girly ponytail.  :D

A true martial arts master does not feel the need to prove himself with challenges. He knows his ability and handles it humbely.
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Post by: arce1988 on January 20, 2013, 05:57:07 PM
  :D
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Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on January 20, 2013, 08:30:29 PM
SUBS

THE BEEF
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Post by: kofo on January 20, 2013, 10:46:01 PM
5'11  205 Any time you want to get down all you have to do is just let me know. The legal waiver is to release me of all liability from what happens to you when you get on the mat with me. In the ring. In the cage. Your choice. Once a US MARINE ALWAYS a US MARINE.

Everything to try to impress others...