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Title: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: el numero uno on January 20, 2013, 05:30:25 PM
 :D

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Hi there, my name is Christine and I'm looking to meet some new friends, maybe even that special someone. I was born and raised in Nevada, and now I'm ready for a change and would love to relocate. I've never been married and have no children, so I have no ties here. I've made some bad choices in my past and I'm taking every opportunity in here to better myself. I'm a very upbeat, optimistic, loving, and a very funny lady.
I work out in here three times a week, and I also belong to a Toastmasters group. Before coming to prison I worked at Hooters here in Las Vegas for two years and have also been a bartender. I have an AA in Interior Design, and upon my release would like to get a job doing something in that field.
So if I'm someone you feel interested in getting to know, please drop me a line and, if possible, enclose your phone number. Also, if you send me a photo of yourself, it must have my name and #83068 on the back. I hope to hear from you soon.

Incarcerated for: Burglary









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My name is Courtney. I'm a very outgoing, outspoken person who likes to have fun! I love the outdoors and anything to do with water and summertime. I like all sports and I am very active.
I've made some bad decisions which brought me to my current situation, but I have all the motivation and drive to turn my life around.
I am looking for that someone special to keep me company and help pass my time. If you’re interested please write. I look forward to hearing from you.

Incarcerated for: Attempted Prisoner Possession Contraband, Possession Controlled Substance Analogues










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Have you ever wondered what a person was like just by looking at their picture? I hope that's what you are thinking right now!
Hilarious, say anything kind of girl that will keep you smiling and laughing. I'm looking for someone to be my everything in life. I do believe that friendship will lay a strong foundation for anything that may lie ahead in the future. I'm down to earth and easy to talk to. I love to make others smile. You never know just what will come out of my mouth. I don't believe life is a serious as others make it out to be. I'm free-spirited and always ready for the adventure.
I'm looking for someone who enjoys life as much as I do, someone with staying power, that follows through with what they start. I would like to meet someone to keep me laughing and I promise to do the same. Is that you? Let's find out. Write me!!

Incarcerated for: Burglary of Habitat
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Mjolnir on January 20, 2013, 05:38:29 PM
I would have thought they would mention they have developed a taste for pussy on the inside that could continue on the outside as I'm sure this would help a lot in their search for eligible partners.

Oh and 2,1,3
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: che on January 20, 2013, 05:38:36 PM
Courtney for the win .
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: BB on January 20, 2013, 05:42:29 PM
2 certainly, then 1, maybe 3.

1 looks like fun in the sack.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: el numero uno on January 20, 2013, 06:21:40 PM
Courtney is winning so far. I will send the winner an e-mail, hopefully the winner will joing getbig after her release, we need new material, those repetitive shitty jokes about booty are becoming boring.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: TrueGrit on January 20, 2013, 06:31:02 PM
Courtney, I'll put some dime down for your commissary.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: 240 is Back on January 20, 2013, 06:32:18 PM
#1 looks like a total freak.  fun!

#2 has had guys kiss her ass and wont be as open.

#3 is a huge "fifty shades" fan and would be cool with anything goes, knocking her around, etc.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Wiggs on January 20, 2013, 10:19:37 PM
Would hit them all.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on January 20, 2013, 11:51:21 PM
#1 looks like a total freak.  fun!

#2 has had guys kiss her ass and wont be as open.

#3 is a huge "fifty shades" fan and would be cool with anything goes, knocking her around, etc.
You have profound insight regarding the opposite sex. I've noticed this in your posts. I've been following you. no homo
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 20, 2013, 11:53:34 PM
Would probably only hit #2  ;D

That shit is hilarious
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 21, 2013, 05:35:27 AM
I'm sure you could trust them and their friends at your place while you're at work.
 
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: dr.chimps on January 21, 2013, 06:01:16 AM
:D

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Hi there, my name is Christine and I'm looking to meet some new friends, maybe even that special someone. I was born and raised in Nevada, and now I'm ready for a change and would love to relocate. I've never been married and have no children, so I have no ties here. I've made some bad choices in my past and I'm taking every opportunity in here to better myself. I'm a very upbeat, optimistic, loving, and a very funny lady.
I work out in here three times a week, and I also belong to a Toastmasters group. Before coming to prison I worked at Hooters here in Las Vegas for two years and have also been a bartender. I have an AA in Interior Design, and upon my release would like to get a job doing something in that field.
So if I'm someone you feel interested in getting to know, please drop me a line and, if possible, enclose your phone number. Also, if you send me a photo of yourself, it must have my name and #83068 on the back. I hope to hear from you soon.

Incarcerated for: Burglary

(http://www.writeaprisoner.com/inmate-profiles/BetterImageProcessor.ashx?src=%2fimages%2fpenpalPhotos%2fz-1562474.jpg&ct=WriteAPrisoner.com&cts=10&w=471&h=471&rq=3&oq=90&ha=955C0EC1081E8A267A50F4B8DD0A7F70ADBC2A3E)

Have you ever wondered what a person was like just by looking at their picture? I hope that's what you are thinking right now!
Hilarious, say anything kind of girl that will keep you smiling and laughing. I'm looking for someone to be my everything in life. I do believe that friendship will lay a strong foundation for anything that may lie ahead in the future. I'm down to earth and easy to talk to. I love to make others smile. You never know just what will come out of my mouth. I don't believe life is a serious as others make it out to be. I'm free-spirited and always ready for the adventure.
I'm looking for someone who enjoys life as much as I do, someone with staying power, that follows through with what they start. I would like to meet someone to keep me laughing and I promise to do the same. Is that you? Let's find out. Write me!!

Incarcerated for: Burglary of Habitat
I wonder if either one of these felons knows the whereabouts of Senor Falcon's X-Box?
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: snx on January 21, 2013, 06:44:50 AM


Two of them will rob you blind, while the third stashes her kilo of coke in the dashboard console.

Although, on the flipside, there's that old saying....better the devil you know.

Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Tito24 on January 21, 2013, 06:46:02 AM
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Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Roger Bacon on January 21, 2013, 11:38:34 AM
I'm sure you could trust them and their friends at your place while you're at work.
 

ahahahah!!!  ;D
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: 240 is Back on January 21, 2013, 11:44:44 AM
You have profound insight regarding the opposite sex. I've noticed this in your posts. I've been following you. no homo

with age comes wisdom.







and often, baldness too.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: polychronopolous on January 21, 2013, 11:46:30 AM
Tap but keep a close eye on my Xbox, jewelry and all other pawnable goods in my home.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: 240 is Back on January 21, 2013, 11:49:43 AM
Tap but keep a close eye on my Xbox, jewelry and all other pawnable goods in my home.

wise man leave keys, gun, cell phone, wallet in pocket of pants... and wisely takes them off in a spot where she can't get to them without him noticing.


wiser man moves gun while she's freshening up, so it's ready should her man & brother jump outta the closet to beat shit out of you and rob you while you're laying there with a stiffy and a big grin.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: polychronopolous on January 21, 2013, 03:11:02 PM
wise man leave keys, gun, cell phone, wallet in pocket of pants... and wisely takes them off in a spot where she can't get to them without him noticing.


wiser man moves gun while she's freshening up, so it's ready should her man & brother jump outta the closet to beat shit out of you and rob you while you're laying there with a stiffy and a big grin.

Another classic move is to have her clap her hands loud enough to where you can hear if you have to leave the room that way you know she isn't lifting anything. 8)
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 21, 2013, 03:16:39 PM
didn't Seinfeld do a show about this
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: arce1988 on January 21, 2013, 06:56:43 PM
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Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on January 22, 2013, 01:47:56 AM
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that's an old picture of Karen.  She's 50 now
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Radical Plato on January 22, 2013, 02:45:04 AM

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Incarcerated for: Burglary of Habitat

Burglary of Habitat.  WTF is that?
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: GymnJuice on December 07, 2024, 08:03:35 AM
https://nypost.com/2024/12/05/world-news/colombian-hitwoman-23-known-as-the-doll-arrested-for-several-murders-including-her-ex-bf-reports/ (https://nypost.com/2024/12/05/world-news/colombian-hitwoman-23-known-as-the-doll-arrested-for-several-murders-including-her-ex-bf-reports/)

Quote
A doll-faced killer will get thrown in the box.

A sultry 23-year-old Colombian woman known as “The Doll” and labeled a “dangerous hitwoman” was arrested in connection to several targeted gangland killings — including the recent ambush murder of her ex-lover, according to local reports.

Karen Julieth Ojeda Rodriguez — known to police by the alias “La Muneca” (“The Doll”) — was cuffed for her alleged involvement in several high-profile murders in the municipality of Barrancabermeja allegedly carried out at the behest of the Los de la M gang, Spanish-language outlet Libertad Digital reported Thursday.

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Couldn't find the newer WYHI inmate thread :)
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Phantom Spunker on December 08, 2024, 05:35:15 AM

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Oof, lord. I wouldn't mind being horrifically butchered by this spicy meatball.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Dave D on December 08, 2024, 05:59:14 AM
Oof, lord. I wouldn't mind being horrifically butchered by this spicy meatball.

If she was sitting next to Hankins in public, how scared would she be?
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Phantom Spunker on December 08, 2024, 06:25:15 AM
If she was sitting next to Hankins in public, how scared would she be?

Well, as you very well know, Dave, fear and sexual arousal involve overlapping chemical responses in the brain. Without a doubt, I'd say she'd have the heart rate of a hummingbird and a punani like an overflowing Hoover Dam as her sympathetic nervous system goes into overdrive and she struggles to contain her fight-or-flight response.

Sure, she'd be terrified—men like Hankins exude an almost supernatural aura of menacing self-confidence—but would she run? I doubt it. If anything, I'd bet she'd end up fucking his brains out.
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Krankenstein on December 08, 2024, 06:50:13 AM
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Couldn't find the newer WYHI inmate thread :)

Clearly off season
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Dave D on December 08, 2024, 06:53:58 AM
Well, as you very well know, Dave, fear and sexual arousal involve overlapping chemical responses in the brain. Without a doubt, I'd say she'd have the heart rate of a hummingbird and a punani like an overflowing Hoover Dam as her sympathetic nervous system goes into overdrive and she struggles to contain her fight-or-flight response.

Sure, she'd be terrified—men like Hankins exude an almost supernatural aura of menacing self-confidence—but would she run? I doubt it. If anything, I'd bet she'd end up fucking his brains out.

I agree with your reasoning BUT Hankins is married now and he seems committed, so a sexual encounter would be very unlikely. However, even though the sexual aspect is completely eliminated it doesn’t mean he can’t get physical with her in other ways….
Title: Re: WYHI? Prisoners edition
Post by: Sandrock on December 08, 2024, 04:43:40 PM
Oof, lord. I wouldn't mind being horrifically butchered by this spicy meatball.

The tattoos ruin her