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Title: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: anabolichalo on January 23, 2013, 10:14:30 AM: time flies by it's crazy how fast 2012 passed

soon we are all retired broke men in wheelchairs
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: Raymondo on January 23, 2013, 10:24:01 AM: I'm just about ready to give a shit, after I finish my chicken, rice and red pepper hummus
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: anabolichalo on January 23, 2013, 10:24:55 AM: Quote from: Raymondo on January 23, 2013, 10:24:01 AM
I'm just about ready to give a shit, after I finish my chicken, rice and red pepper hummus
it's better to shit before eating

not nice to have a nice meal and then sit on the toilet
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: Grape Ape on January 23, 2013, 10:28:54 AM: Quote from: anabolichalo on January 23, 2013, 10:14:30 AM
time flies by it's crazy how fast 2012 passed

soon we are all retired broke men in wheelchairs

For some reason, I doubt that will stop you from starting threads.
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: snx on January 23, 2013, 10:49:00 AM: Quote from: anabolichalo on January 23, 2013, 10:24:55 AM
it's better to shit before eating

not nice to have a nice meal and then sit on the toilet

I'm undecided about this one.

There's something to be said about sitting on the john at the cottage after a big meal, reading the Economist, and smoking a cigar as you "unload" the gigantic breakfast you had.
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: cephissus on January 23, 2013, 12:24:29 PM: Quote from: Raymondo on January 23, 2013, 10:24:01 AM
I'm just about ready to give a shit, after I finish my chicken, rice and red pepper hummus

LOL
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: the trainer on January 23, 2013, 12:29:21 PM: Quote from: anabolichalo on January 23, 2013, 10:14:30 AM
time flies by it's crazy how fast 2012 passed

soon we are all retired broke men in wheelchairs

Because you are too busy fucking fat nasty looking women, its either that or pay a pretty girl to fuck you.
Title: Re: not once did i patronize prostitutes in 2012
Post by: Jon Harridan on January 23, 2013, 12:50:59 PM: Quote from: anabolichalo on January 23, 2013, 10:24:55 AM
it's better to shit before eating

not nice to have a nice meal and then sit on the toilet

No, it's better to crap after eating. That way your bowels are maximally and naturally stimulated and you can get everything (all the waste) out. If you eat big after taking a crap, chances are that you'll have to go again soon thereafter and waste your time.