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Title: I want to be black
Post by: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM: Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Borracho on January 28, 2013, 08:16:41 AM: Quote from: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.

Stop posting here on getbig.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Option D on January 28, 2013, 08:20:07 AM: Quote from: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.

quit your job
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: pluck on January 28, 2013, 09:05:56 AM: go on welfare
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: pluck on January 28, 2013, 09:06:35 AM: move to Martin Luther King Blvd in your town
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: mass243 on January 28, 2013, 09:09:06 AM: Easy:

Learn to run 100m under 10 seconds or look like you have trained at gym all your life without actually never having stepped inside a gym !
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Stark on January 28, 2013, 09:27:05 AM: .
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: _bruce_ on January 28, 2013, 09:27:42 AM: Don't shower and wear loose pants.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: rccs on January 28, 2013, 09:29:29 AM: Quote from: _bruce_ on January 28, 2013, 09:27:42 AM
Don't shower and wear loose pants.
ehehe!
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2013, 09:33:22 AM: How good are you at a hand plow?
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Nails on January 28, 2013, 09:35:24 AM: you need a white woman
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 28, 2013, 09:36:14 AM: Read a book called "Black Like Me", it's about a white dude with nappy hair who took skin darkening pills back in the 60's to see what Jim Crowe America was like. Interesting read, found it in my Grandmothers books when I was younger.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2013, 09:38:41 AM: (http://i46.tinypic.com/xqc4li.jpg)
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Kwon_2 on January 28, 2013, 10:00:43 AM: (http://oi47.tinypic.com/t9wlso.jpg)
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: calfzilla on January 28, 2013, 11:38:43 AM: Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 28, 2013, 09:36:14 AM
Read a book called "Black Like Me", it's about a white dude with nappy hair who took skin darkening pills back in the 60's to see what Jim Crowe America was like. Interesting read, found it in my Grandmothers books when I was younger.

I read that, interesting book. Maybe we should send Johnny Falcon to conduct that experiment today.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: funk51 on January 28, 2013, 11:53:04 AM: Quote from: Irongrip400 on January 28, 2013, 09:36:14 AM
Read a book called "Black Like Me", it's about a white dude with nappy hair who took skin darkening pills back in the 60's to see what Jim Crowe America was like. Interesting read, found it in my Grandmothers books when I was younger.
they actually made this book into a film starring james whitmore as i recollect....OTAY
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: dr.chimps on January 28, 2013, 12:08:11 PM: Quote from: funk51 on January 28, 2013, 11:53:04 AM
they actually made this book into a film starring james whitmore as i recollect....OTAY
Seen it. Whitmore is,uh, not convincing. ;D
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: claymore on January 28, 2013, 02:24:19 PM: All the above answers are a great place to start...I would also throw in th mix waiting in line for the new jordans, and possibly shooting someone. Also you can never swim in the ocean every again!!! any water for that matter.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Chacka on January 28, 2013, 02:39:49 PM: recruit a morbidly obese white woman to drive you around in a compact car while you lean waay back in the front passenger seat
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Marty Champions on January 28, 2013, 02:50:03 PM: Quote from: Kwon_2 on January 28, 2013, 10:00:43 AM
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:D
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Mr Nobody on January 28, 2013, 02:53:05 PM: Quote from: Johnny Falcon on January 28, 2013, 02:50:03 PM
:D
Kwon teaching us ebonic's we need to know this kind of stuff although it constantly changes especially with Afro American month around the corner.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: bigmikecox on January 28, 2013, 02:53:37 PM: Quote from: the trainer on January 28, 2013, 08:15:20 AM
Ok getbiggers i have decided to become black, I braided my hair brought some dark tanning spray and hip hop clothes, and i have thrown out all my rock cds and replaced them with hardcore rap, is there anything else that i can do to become accepted by the black community.

grow a big penis
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: arce1988 on January 28, 2013, 02:54:48 PM: ;D
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Cold on January 28, 2013, 03:44:18 PM: blacks don't last on getbig. they can't handle the truth.
Title: Re: I want to be black
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Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: quadzilla456 on January 28, 2013, 04:49:48 PM: Why do you need to ax it?? Just walk in the streets and pick they noses!
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: quadzilla456 on January 28, 2013, 04:52:26 PM: On weekends (Sunday evening), play your music loud and when the white neighbor come to complain say:

"Damn cracker, you got that right! We was being the joka!!!"
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Stefano on January 28, 2013, 05:51:41 PM: (http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2008/03/robert-downey-jr-black-man.jpg)
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on January 28, 2013, 05:54:50 PM: whatever your fico score is now: divide it by 4
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: BIG DUB on January 28, 2013, 06:02:40 PM: Quote from: Stefano on January 28, 2013, 05:51:41 PM
(http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2008/03/robert-downey-jr-black-man.jpg)

lol! he played the hell out of that role!
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2013, 07:10:08 PM: Quote from: BIG DUB on January 28, 2013, 06:02:40 PM
lol! he played the hell out of that role!
I didn`t think it was all that great.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: Option D on January 28, 2013, 07:14:57 PM: Quote from: airosol on January 28, 2013, 05:54:50 PM
whatever your fico score is now: divide it by 4

awesome
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: deadz on January 28, 2013, 07:32:51 PM: One thing I have NEVER wished for in life is to be black. Suicide sounds more soothing.
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: hrspwr1 on January 28, 2013, 07:41:31 PM: Its a trap.

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Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: quadzilla456 on January 28, 2013, 07:47:31 PM: Quote from: deadz on January 28, 2013, 07:32:51 PM
One thing I have NEVER wished for in life is to be black. Suicide sounds more soothing.
HAHA - not if you're black ;D
Title: Re: I want to be black
Post by: The True Adonis on January 28, 2013, 08:07:09 PM: (http://i.qkme.me/3se5o5.jpg)