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Title: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 04, 2013, 03:50:06 PM: 17:47 Hours Building is secure, no irregularities, prepared to respond to all threats, terrorist or otherwise, with force.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: arce1988 on February 04, 2013, 03:54:09 PM: ;D
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: CARTEL on February 04, 2013, 03:57:48 PM: There are probably some skateboard punks about to get lippy with you. Be careful.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 04, 2013, 03:59:57 PM: (http://www.alljapankarate.com/albums/Misc-Website/weapon_tonfa.jpg)
I'd love to try out my new toy.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: B_B_C on February 04, 2013, 04:03:45 PM: you are urgently needed to attend a big jobbie with massive insecurity issues.
you need to know your MIT code and have some caorific meatballs ready
you should contact Rev. Jon Hardon immediatly, hes probably at Macdonalds at the moment
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Viking11 on February 04, 2013, 04:09:00 PM: Better watch out for Illuminati or Rothchild spies after posting that David Icke link earlier.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 04, 2013, 04:14:08 PM: Quote from: intenceman on February 04, 2013, 04:09:00 PM
Better watch out for Illuminati or Rothchild spies after posting that David Icke link earlier.
I'm probably on a lot of lists. But guess what I'm still standing here.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: jephrius on February 04, 2013, 04:49:50 PM: Quote from: intenceman on February 04, 2013, 04:09:00 PM
Better watch out for Illuminati or Rothchild spies after posting that David Icke link earlier.
8)
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: cswol on February 04, 2013, 06:05:40 PM: this is a bodybuilding board, not a cop wanabe, security chat board.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2013, 06:07:09 PM: Quote from: Security1 on February 04, 2013, 03:50:06 PM
17:47 Hours Building is secure, no irregularities, prepared to respond to all threats, terrorist or otherwise, with force.
Don't you ever take a day off? We need a day off from you.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 04, 2013, 06:08:20 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2013, 06:07:09 PM
Don't you ever take a day off? We need a day off from you.
This is Law Enforcement. No days off in the jungle.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: CARTEL on February 04, 2013, 06:16:39 PM: Quote from: Mr Nobody on February 04, 2013, 06:07:09 PM
Don't you ever take a day off? We need a day off from you.

Crime doesn't take a day off.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 04, 2013, 06:30:30 PM: Quote from: CARTEL on February 04, 2013, 06:16:39 PM
Crime doesn't take a day off.
Not only am I a Security Guard, but I'm also a chat forum moderator, a religous cult deprogrammer, a powerlifter, a semi-pro bowler, a martial artist...the list goes on.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: JBGRAY on February 04, 2013, 09:48:20 PM: You fill out that powder blue uniform shirt really nice.....I happen to really like the silver whistle and gold cord accessory.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: tu_holmes on February 04, 2013, 09:50:34 PM: Quote from: Security1 on February 04, 2013, 03:59:57 PM
(http://www.alljapankarate.com/albums/Misc-Website/weapon_tonfa.jpg)
I'd love to try out my new toy.

the PR24 is ILLEGAL in many states. Be careful where you use it.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Chacka on February 04, 2013, 10:00:26 PM: Thanks for all you do. It hasn't gone unnoticed that you have effectively silenced that weirdo "Howard"
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: calfzilla on February 05, 2013, 04:39:22 AM: Did you ever catch those kids who were smoking cigarettes?
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Slik on February 05, 2013, 04:46:09 AM: Do u ever steal coins out of the fountain after the mall closes?
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Krankenstein on February 05, 2013, 04:52:42 AM: Quote from: Security1 on February 04, 2013, 03:59:57 PM
(http://www.dildokongen.dk/Resources/Files/Products/617.jpg)
I'd love to try out my new toy.

Fixed
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on February 05, 2013, 05:05:31 AM: Quote from: Security1 on February 04, 2013, 03:59:57 PM
(http://www.alljapankarate.com/albums/Misc-Website/weapon_tonfa.jpg)
I'd love to try out my new toy.

Didn't know you were gay.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 06:19:21 AM: Quote from: Bad Boy Dazza on February 05, 2013, 05:05:31 AM
Didn't know you were gay.

Psychology 101: Two people look at the same thing but seeing something very different from one another.

I see a tonfa, a weapon used to break jaws, seperate shoulders, destroy knees. What is it that you see?
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on February 05, 2013, 06:20:04 AM: Quote from: Security1 on February 05, 2013, 06:19:21 AM
Psychology 101: Two people look at the same thing but seeing something very different from one another.

I see a tonfa, a weapon used to break jaws, seperate shoulders, destroy knees. What is it that you see?

I see you stickin it in your ass.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 05, 2013, 06:23:29 AM: Quote from: Bad Boy Dazza on February 05, 2013, 06:20:04 AM
I see you stickin it in your ass.
Your thoughts are consistent with homosexuality. In military/law enforcement you would be viewed as mentally defective and psychologically weak. Please don't take it personally if I don't respond to you any further.
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on February 05, 2013, 06:27:22 AM: Quote from: Security1 on February 05, 2013, 06:23:29 AM
Your thoughts are consistent with homosexuality. In military/law enforcement you would be viewed as mentally defective and psychologically weak. Please don't take it personally if I don't respond to you any further.

You are clearly repressing your sexuality bro.

(http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/d3c6204bad69da2dece1100bc6da68d0/l.jpg)
Title: Re: On duty 02/04/2013
Post by: gmflex on February 05, 2013, 07:09:03 AM: Bump for update >:(