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Title: 10 years in a basement
Post by: 240 is Back on February 04, 2013, 07:28:45 PM
Which items do you bring?
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 04, 2013, 07:34:27 PM
Functioning Microwave with Microwaved food for 10 years : 2 pts

The 18 year old chick : 18 pts

52" TV with all the channels : 7 pts

Skylight with Sunlight: 2 pts

Pistol with 3 bullets (when i'm tired of her nagging, after 6 years or so): 1 pts

30 pts total
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Mjolnir on February 04, 2013, 07:47:42 PM
This should be good, how many GB'ers have spent the last 10 years in their Mom's basement!  Tell us what do you have in there and it certainly isn't an 18yo chick.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: che on February 04, 2013, 07:51:35 PM
Gourmet food  -9
Skylight -2
Medical care -2
Workout room-5
Library -4
TV  -7

Total =29 pts
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: 240 is Back on February 04, 2013, 07:53:52 PM
I'd choose 30 guns.


+30 points.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Wiggs on February 04, 2013, 07:54:21 PM
Which 5 items do you bring?

Library and study with every book ever published. -4

Satellite Radio -2

Garden w/ greenhouse -2

Skylight for sunlight - 2

Mayo Clinic Doc - 3

Unlimited drugs - 5

Kitten or puppy- 6

Full kitchen and unlimited amount of finest ingredients - 6

That's 30 points.

No bitches needed.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: thebrink on February 04, 2013, 08:06:05 PM
hand grenades.. lots of grenades. and my pre ww1 pornography collection.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: hrspwr1 on February 04, 2013, 08:06:43 PM
workshop
skylight
garden
books
kitchen
workout room
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Wiggs on February 04, 2013, 08:12:03 PM
29 points.

18yr old girl

mcdonalds suplly

computer with internet

gun(to kill her if she ages badly or annoys me too much)

 8)

You'd be dead within 5 years with your list.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 04, 2013, 08:52:19 PM
I couldn't see bring a pet there to basically be a prisoner for 10  years.  You would be too practically speaking, but unlike you the pet has no use for tv or internet.  10 years... no outside, no chasing squirrels, no shitting on the neighbors lawn....
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Wiggs on February 04, 2013, 08:55:26 PM
I couldn't see bring a pet there to basically be a prisoner for 10  years.  You would be too practically speaking, but unlike you the pet has no use for tv or internet.  10 years... no outside, no chasing squirrels, no shitting on the neighbors lawn....

If there is no broad, gotta have a pet. You'd go mad from solitary confinement before the 10 years. You'd probably have a very unhealthy relationships with dogs though. :-\ :-X
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 04, 2013, 09:04:42 PM
Nobody bringing Barry Bonds? :D

Bay? Tbombz? Goodrum? :D
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Wiggs on February 04, 2013, 09:06:42 PM
Nobody bringing Barry Bonds? :D

Bay? Tbombz? Goodrum? :D

You get the whining and bitching of a wife with Barry,
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: HockeyFightFan on February 04, 2013, 09:22:26 PM
booty and two 55 gallon drums of lube.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Nomad on February 04, 2013, 09:36:24 PM
Do you get a new 18 year old every year or just one 18 year old  >:(
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 04, 2013, 09:40:39 PM
Do you get a new 18 year old every year or just one 18 year old  >:(

You get to see her age to 28, or maybe not, if you also bring a gun
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: MikMaq on February 04, 2013, 09:51:01 PM
Wow a kitchen, and a 18 year old girl, how could my life ever be so awesome.


I'd take that fuck the money thats all I need for true happiness, and a computer of course.


Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: 240 is Back on February 04, 2013, 09:55:06 PM
LOL @ "Barry Bonds" being on the list!
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Nomad on February 04, 2013, 10:09:41 PM
Do "unlimitted drugs" include pharma grade legit kigtropina???

 :D
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Option D on February 04, 2013, 10:33:09 PM
weights 5 points
TV 7
food 6
books 4
booze 5
doctor 2 id make sure it was a woman and id fuck her
pool table 1

thats 30

Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 04, 2013, 10:36:23 PM
This looks to be one of those Hierarchy questions were the answers all go into their super computer to help them have more understanding about us slaves.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: titusisback on February 05, 2013, 12:35:28 AM
29 points.
18yr old girl
mcdonalds suplly
computer with internet
gun(to kill her if she ages badly or annoys me too much)

Maybe add math teacher to the list? That's 39 points, not 29
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Wiggs on February 05, 2013, 12:36:59 AM
Maybe add math teacher to the list? That's 39 points, not 29

lol
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: phreak on February 05, 2013, 12:44:22 AM
kitten, 6 pts
library, 4 pts
weight room, 5 pts
all music, 4 pts
kitchen, 6 pts
garden, 2 pts
medical care w/ Mayo option, 3 pts.

exactly 30. I want to come out better than how I came in.


Fucking the same bitch for 10 years: priceless (in a bad way). So a big negatory to that option.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on February 05, 2013, 03:29:57 AM
Mcd =4 points
unlimited drugs x13 = 26 points

All i need
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: BigCyp on February 05, 2013, 03:56:08 AM
Galineko would bring 2 prostitues, 5 wigs, and the camera for posting pictures of his latest nightclub conquests.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: #1 Klaus fan on February 05, 2013, 05:50:06 AM
I would take 5 million in cash and for 35 points the girl, the full kitchen (you can make anything you want and it's a pasttime) and the tv with all the channels (there's got to be some listaneble music on there so I don't need the surround system plus it's something to talk about with the girl [yeah right]). And then the doctor and the roofwindow (in a basement?) could be nice additions to that.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: CalvinH on February 05, 2013, 05:51:27 AM
This thread is ansult to most GB'rs,who live in their parents basement!
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: snx on February 05, 2013, 06:28:10 AM
Skylight - 2 pts
Medical - 2 pts
Kitchen - 6 pts
TV - 7 pts
Hygiene - 3 pts
garden - 2 pts
workshop - 6 pts
microwave - 2 pts

Actually, this doesn't sound too bad.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 05, 2013, 06:32:16 AM
a gun.  Nothing else.  A man only needs a gun.

Why would you give up all money for 40 points?  Whats the point of doing this then?
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: snx on February 05, 2013, 06:47:51 AM
This thread is ansult to most GB'rs,who live in their parents basement!

Why not get paid for doing what we're going to do anyways? ;D
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: HockeyFightFan on February 05, 2013, 07:58:18 AM
This thread is ansult to most GB'rs,who live in their parents basement!

Hit too close to home for you?  ;D
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: LurkerNoMore on February 05, 2013, 08:16:05 AM
Some of it is useless.  WTF you need a gun for?  You are not leaving the basement in 10 years.  What you gonna rob yourself or something?  And the tv with channels... you can get that from the internet.

I would combine some items.  The computer but only with the internet and a 60" HD monitor included.  (Hey you can pick your parts)

The gourmet chef could cook you McDs crap if you wanted it, even better.

Weight room is a must.  Only if I could pick the equipment going into it.  Which would include a custom built Phelps swim spa.
http://michaelphelpsswimspa.com/

I'm still torn on the pet issue.  I would love one but wouldn't want to sentence it to it's whole life in a basement. 
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 05, 2013, 08:31:14 AM
Ummm? With a gun you could cuddle it, clean it, hold it, talk to it.  It won't need food, it won't need a place to sleep, it won't whine, it won't complain, it won't use air, it will always be there for you.  need I say more?

Some of it is useless.  WTF you need a gun for?  You are not leaving the basement in 10 years.  What you gonna rob yourself or something?  And the tv with channels... you can get that from the internet.

I would combine some items.  The computer but only with the internet and a 60" HD monitor included.  (Hey you can pick your parts)

The gourmet chef could cook you McDs crap if you wanted it, even better.

Weight room is a must.  Only if I could pick the equipment going into it.  Which would include a custom built Phelps swim spa.
http://michaelphelpsswimspa.com/

I'm still torn on the pet issue.  I would love one but wouldn't want to sentence it to it's whole life in a basement. 
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: G_Thang on February 05, 2013, 08:33:49 AM
If there is no broad, gotta have a pet. You'd go mad from solitary confinement before the 10 years. You'd probably have a very unhealthy relationships with dogs though. :-\ :-X

i'd go mad, am not getting down with no dog.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: CalvinH on February 05, 2013, 08:57:25 AM
Why not get paid for doing what we're going to do anyways? ;D
Hit too close to home for you?  ;D


 ;D
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: funk51 on February 05, 2013, 10:33:44 AM
Which items do you bring?
i've been down here for over 15 years already i got everything i'll ever need.
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 05, 2013, 12:28:06 PM
puppy (6), sattelite radio (2), gun (1), doctor (3), hygiene (3), library (4), workout room (5), sound system (4), microwave (2)
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: bradistani on February 05, 2013, 12:30:49 PM
Which items do you bring?

haha, great thread..

this is fucking harder than i thought!! ten years without a woman.. fuck! i need to think!!
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on February 05, 2013, 12:33:22 PM
You'd be dead within 5 years with your list. the amount of chicks you fuck raw

fixed
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 05, 2013, 12:35:03 PM
We should ask King Kamali this question...Didn't he spend well over 10 years as an adult in his parents basement?
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: arce1988 on February 05, 2013, 04:49:27 PM
 ALL
Title: Re: 10 years in a basement
Post by: syntaxmachine on February 05, 2013, 06:46:33 PM
(i) A hot, horny 18 year old -- 18pts

(ii) Money upfront + access to stock market -- 7pts

(iii) Microwave + microwave meals -- 2pts

(iv) Garden w/ greenhouse -- 2pts

(v) Gun w/ 3 bullets -- 1pt

Reasoning on items I picked: I will live as an ascetic, meditating in my garden for hours on end. I will have my sexual needs met as necessary (I guess I will be a quasi-ascetic) and will have basic sustenance in the form of microwavable food -- much of which is consumable even if the microwave breaks. I will acquire my money upfront and immediately invest it, for otherwise the $10mil's value is really only $4,631,934 (assuming an average of 3% inflation and a 5% average return that could have been achieved over the decade in question), less than half of what I will be receiving upfront. The gun is for when the woman hits the wall looks wise or if my plan collapses in on itself and I begin going insane.

Reasoning on items I eschewed: The material items, e.g., a pool table or books, shouldn't be necessary due to my aesthetic life. The healthcare would probably be superfluous since I am young (23) and most people from 18-35 (and thus from 23-33, my period of internment) tend not to have significant health problems which require treatment. I can maintain a modicum of fitness without any equipment, and I hardly use my cellphone as is. Finally, I'll be 33 when I leave, meaning I will probably not be too old to launch an intensive course of study to rehabilitate the majority of specialized brain function I lost over the course of the decade.