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Title: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 06, 2013, 11:26:26 AM

A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".

Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.

The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour's horse."
 
After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.

He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."
 
Mendoza later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4778371/man-caught-having-sex-with-horse-was-trying-to-make-it-pregnant.html#ixzz2K9HjYRnr

Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 06, 2013, 11:28:48 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 06, 2013, 11:38:36 AM
Stories like this make it easier to understand why the Hierarchy basically leaves the borders wide open in America. The less intelligent the people, the bigger the government. Bloodlines at the top stay at the top.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 06, 2013, 11:46:46 AM
If he was having sex w michelle obama I could see where he was going with this, but this dude is watching too much spiderman movies 
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on February 06, 2013, 11:51:57 AM
Guess the race. Four months in jail? Should be locked up for life, deported, killed, something.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on February 06, 2013, 12:38:26 PM
Ramón Mendoza-Melão, Andrew Mendoza's politically liberal uncle, was interviewed after the incident and related that love with livestock is a very complicated undertaking; especially, if one's planning on having a family in these intolerant times. In defense of his nephew, he insisted that it takes at least two to ride a horse. He added that Consuela, the mare who is at the center of this imbroglio, isn't the innocent victim of Andrew's lust, as reports have so far conveyed. Mendoza-Melão believes that Consuela shares just as much fault for what many take to be a one-sided act of lascivious indiscretion. Others interviewed for this piece also painted Consuela in an unflattering light. Many reported that the mare has a reputation throughout the corral for being a real teaser, always lifting her tail to strangers, while giving them an alluring sideways glance. To corroborate their allegations of her lack of character, we were shown this video of Consuela's BGF, Ernesto, who was caught in flagrante delicto trying to bugger a simple ranch hand.

Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Costanza on February 06, 2013, 12:47:19 PM
Ramón Mendoza-Melão, Andrew Mendoza's politically liberal uncle, was interviewed after the incident and related that love with livestock is a very complicated undertaking; especially, if one's planning on having a family in these intolerant times. In defense of his nephew, he insisted that it takes at least two to ride a horse. He added that Consuela, the mare who is at the center of this imbroglio, isn't the innocent victim of Andrew's lust, as reports have so far conveyed. Mendoza-Melão believes that Consuela shares just as much fault for what many take to be a one-sided act of lustful indiscretion. Others interviewed for this piece also painted Consuela in an unflattering light. Many reported that the mare has a reputation throughout the corral for being a real teaser, always lifting her tail to strangers, while giving them an alluring sideways glance. To corroborate their allegations of her lack of character, we were shown this video of Consuela's BGF, Ernesto, who was caught in flagrante delicto trying to bugger a simple ranch hand.

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Archer77 on February 06, 2013, 12:49:07 PM
Probably an Obama voter.  They already got behind one horses ass. Yuck yuck.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Purple Aki on February 06, 2013, 12:51:36 PM
The police questioned a few likely suspects, but Andrew Mendoza was the mane suspect.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 06, 2013, 12:52:08 PM
Probably an Obama voter.  They already got behind one horses ass. Yuck yuck.

Maybe he is a "Dreamer" seeking amnesty and figures the more liberal his record is, ie beastiality - the better chances he has?  
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: disco_stu on February 06, 2013, 01:01:47 PM
A MAN caught having sex with a horse told police he was trying to make it pregnant with a "horse-man baby".
Texan Andrew Mendoza confessed he "messed" with his neighbour's horse, after he was stood up by his girlfriend.
The 29-year-old told cops: "I was at my house waiting for my girlfriend to call. I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to to next door and mess with the neighbour's horse."
After describing in detail his sexual escapade, Mendoza stunned officers in Wharton County, Texas, by claiming he was trying to impregnate the animal.
He said: "I was trying to make the horse have a baby. I was thinking it would have a horse-man baby."
Mendoza later pleaded guilty to public lewdness and criminal trespass and was sentenced to four months in jail.
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4778371/man-caught-having-sex-with-horse-was-trying-to-make-it-pregnant.html#ixzz2K9HjYRn

let me assist by writing what really happened..the guy might be a horny fucker but no one is this stupid- he's acting dumb.

he doesnt have a girlfriend, has been surfing porn and watching beastiality... knowing his neighbour has horses, he planned to fuck one.

no baby plans, and never even thought of the word "messed"...
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Archer77 on February 06, 2013, 01:03:45 PM
Maybe he is a "Dreamer" seeking amnesty and figures the more liberal his record is, ie beastiality - the better chances he has?  

Maybe he's looking for an anchor baby.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 06, 2013, 01:04:28 PM
Maybe he's looking for an anchor baby.

 ;D  LMFAO!!!!!

Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: snx on February 06, 2013, 01:06:51 PM
Ramón Mendoza-Melão, Andrew Mendoza's politically liberal uncle, was interviewed after the incident and related that love with livestock is a very complicated undertaking; especially, if one's planning on having a family in these intolerant times. In defense of his nephew, he insisted that it takes at least two to ride a horse. He added that Consuela, the mare who is at the center of this imbroglio, isn't the innocent victim of Andrew's lust, as reports have so far conveyed. Mendoza-Melão believes that Consuela shares just as much fault for what many take to be a one-sided act of lustful indiscretion. Others interviewed for this piece also painted Consuela in an unflattering light. Many reported that the mare has a reputation throughout the corral for being a real teaser, always lifting her tail to strangers, while giving them an alluring sideways glance. To corroborate their allegations of her lack of character, we were shown this video of Consuela's BGF, Ernesto, who was caught in flagrante delicto trying to bugger a simple ranch hand.



Some of your more memorable work, compadre. This is good stuff.

Thanks for using the word "imbroglio". I've now bumped that ahead of "milquetoast", as the key word to use in my next boardroom meeting. Credit will go to you.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: _bruce_ on February 06, 2013, 01:09:32 PM
ACLU will live him.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: chris-a on February 06, 2013, 01:28:23 PM
apparently the horse's condition is stable
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: funk51 on February 06, 2013, 01:59:22 PM
it's a pig man from the seinfeld show.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: arce1988 on February 06, 2013, 02:29:05 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Archer77 on February 06, 2013, 02:49:56 PM
apparently the horse's condition is stable

Probably didn't even notice he was there
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: HTexan on February 06, 2013, 03:20:12 PM
fucking sickos.
but, wouldn't it be funny if the horse turned out to be male. ;D
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Tapeworm on February 06, 2013, 06:16:43 PM
Some of your more memorable work, compadre. This is good stuff.

Thanks for using the word "imbroglio". I've now bumped that ahead of "milquetoast", as the key word to use in my next boardroom meeting. Credit will go to you.

"Don't even try it, pal.  I'm Brolee-o!"  Crab.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: BIG DUB on February 06, 2013, 06:22:06 PM
(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs18/i/2010/304/5/c/centaur_06_by_xilstudio-d1039o9.jpg)

WYHI?
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: HockeyFightFan on February 06, 2013, 07:37:59 PM
In before the Hindemburg Melao chicken fucking reference.
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: Soul Crusher on February 06, 2013, 07:44:29 PM
In before the Hindemburg Melao chicken fucking reference.

 ;D   



I have to keep checking SMM FB page for the pic updates 
Title: Re: Man caught having sex w horse "was trying to have a horse-man baby"
Post by: HockeyFightFan on February 06, 2013, 07:53:50 PM
;D   



I have to keep checking SMM FB page for the pic updates 

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