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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: flinstones1 on February 15, 2013, 05:36:17 PM
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and she wants to go to a bar and i do not have my fake ID yet. I am so fucked i told her Im 25..... any suggestions? quick she wants to meet in 45 minutes
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Tell her you never take it with you, because usually you have a beard.
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drinking age in canada is 19 in most parts...tell her you know a good bar up there.
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for all the juice you are on, you better not be carded..
I have been carded maybe 5 times since I turned 21 and every time it is when I am with my gf, because she looks young.
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dont worry they dont ask for ID to people that look like they are 40,
like you, bro
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for all the juice you are on, you better not be carded..
I have been carded maybe 5 times since I turned 21 and every time it is when I am with my gf, because she looks young.
Im a very big dude and I look 25
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/20130202302027543868.jpg/
shes a supermodel bitch is hot as fuck...I pull this off Ill be legendary
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Tell her you never take it with you, because usually you have a beard.
ya im gonna try and get a restaurant. anyways im out ....raw no pulling out ;D b back latr
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Im a very big dude and I look 25
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/20130202302027543868.jpg/
shes a supermodel bitch is hot as fuck...I pull this off Ill be legendary
Wait you're older than her and lied that you're younger? Just buy beer from 7-eleven and take her to Mcdonald's.
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Im a very big dude and I look 25
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/20130202302027543868.jpg/
shes a supermodel bitch is hot as fuck...I pull this off Ill be legendary
Of course she is.. ::)
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Maybe Chuck E Cheese is still open.
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Im a very big dude and I look 25
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/20130202302027543868.jpg/
shes a supermodel bitch is hot as fuck...I pull this off Ill be legendary
I suggest you not wear a pink hat on your date homo. Just play it off like you lost your ID, easy.
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Wait you're older than her and lied that you're younger? Just buy beer from 7-eleven and take her to Mcdonald's.
he's younger...
And depends on where he lives, some states 7/11 doesn't have alcohol.
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Im a very big dude and I look 25
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/20130202302027543868.jpg/
shes a supermodel bitch is hot as fuck...I pull this off Ill be legendary
Great pic. The new background on my iPhone.
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Of course she is.. ::)
shes a bad bitch....with her hair straight she is gorgous.... ill post pics once i fuck her or if she doesnt call me back
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/401/mailnj.jpg/
I told her my buddy dropped me off and asked if she could take me home. This was my first date with the girl....I could tell she was a bit spooked when i asked lol. I just straight up said "can you drive me home"
"not sure if im so comfortable with that"
Im like why you dont trust me?
talking a bit im getting her comfortable... So she says hold up Im going to the bathroom, I figure ok this bitch is gone.....
20 minutes later ::) i walk out the door feel like this girl stood me up here I am all embaressed....everyone staring at me like Im some sucker so I walk outside ready to call her cab....but her car is still outside ....she comes walking out.....comes outside im on my way home...)....half way there i start playing with her pussy a bit. Dude starts texting her....I could tell on the date she was getting flustured by this cat hitting her up her hone was ringing off the hook during the date shit was pissing her off...... Apparently her ex boyfriend is back in the picture home from the army or navy or some shit. think she mentioned it....not that i would of given a fuck about some dudes gf but I would never touch a brother in the service's chick .....just bad karma imo.
dude calls up while im sucking on her tities i was leaning on her and put the car in reverse while she was on the high way we almost wrecked three times.... ."Im out with some girlfriends Ill be home later" ::)
we pull in the parking lot of a bank I start to take her shirt off and out of nowhere the bitch freaks tells me to get out of her car. Im like wtf! you didnt push me away the past 20 minutes what the fuck you doing? then She starts breaking down crying....apologizing... ...she drives me a bit furthur I said stop the fucking car here is my phone and here is your name.....you got 60 FUCKING SECONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to make up your mind whether Im erasing you from my mind forever. I pull up her name on my contacts and I Handed her the phone "here you go girl"...holds the phone, then she puts her head on my shoulder and starts crying again. i think i could of at that point when she was emotional but i just got a bad vibe cheating with a marines girl lol.... I got out the car and told her to think about it.
@ parker we just went to wildwings ....I spent 2.50 on the chick for a sweet tea
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I didnt knew they asked for your id on first date.
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shes a bad bitch....with her hair straight she is gorgous.... ill post pics once i fuck her or if she doesnt call me back
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/401/mailnj.jpg/
I told her my buddy dropped me off and asked if she could take me home. This was my first date with the girl....I could tell she was a bit spooked when i asked lol. I just straight up said "can you drive me home"
"not sure if im so comfortable with that"
Im like why you dont trust me?
talking a bit im getting her comfortable... So she says hold up Im going to the bathroom, I figure ok this bitch is gone.....
20 minutes later ::) i walk out the door feel like this girl stood me up here I am all embaressed....everyone staring at me like Im some sucker so I walk outside ready to call her cab....but her car is still outside ....she comes walking out.....comes outside im on my way home...)....half way there i start playing with her pussy a bit. Dude starts texting her....I could tell on the date she was getting flustured by this cat hitting her up her hone was ringing off the hook during the date shit was pissing her off...... Apparently her ex boyfriend is back in the picture home from the army or navy or some shit. think she mentioned it....not that i would of given a fuck about some dudes gf but I would never touch a brother in the service's chick .....just bad karma imo.
dude calls up while im sucking on her tities i was leaning on her and put the car in reverse while she was on the high way we almost wrecked three times.... ."Im out with some girlfriends Ill be home later" ::)
we pull in the parking lot of a bank I start to take her shirt off and out of nowhere the bitch freaks tells me to get out of her car. Im like wtf! you didnt push me away the past 20 minutes what the fuck you doing? then She starts breaking down crying....apologizing... ...she drives me a bit furthur I said stop the fucking car here is my phone and here is your name.....you got 60 FUCKING SECONDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to make up your mind whether Im erasing you from my mind forever. I pull up her name on my contacts and I Handed her the phone "here you go girl"...holds the phone, then she puts her head on my shoulder and starts crying again. i think i could of at that point when she was emotional but i just got a bad vibe cheating with a marines girl lol.... I got out the car and told her to think about it.
@ parker we just went to wildwings ....I spent 2.50 on the chick for a sweet tea
She's a bad chica, man...
$2.50 on a chica ain't bad...too bad she had a man...
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now you have to explain us the story behind your embarrassing
salmon pink fuchsia cap.
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Im a very big dude and I look 25
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/694/20130202302027543868.jpg/
shes a supermodel bitch is hot as fuck...I pull this off Ill be legendary
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/401/mailnj.jpg/
Nah...you could do better (no homo)
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:D
You are entertaining for sure lol. First off, she looks like a fat latin pig from a rap video. Secondly, why do you get so melodramatic? Just relax, be cool and if it's a go, have sex. You didn't lose a supermodel brother. She is not all that classy if you know what I mean. I think you need to learn to balance yourself and grown a little more mature. This way, you will atract more intelligent, independent beautiful women. Good luck.
PS: never mention to them you jerked off with your buddy .. that's a deal breaker!
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Nice sweaty lollipop hog.