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Title: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 22, 2013, 10:05:38 AM
Heavy triples on the bench followed by 2 Big Mac meals and 4 McDonald's Apple Pies. Stopped at a quilting shop and asked if I could quickly use the bathroom. I proceeded to sit on the toilet and "blow up the bathroom", and conveniently forgot to flush the toilet. Now it's time for a quick nap before I head into the job once again.
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: Rotten Mortimer on February 22, 2013, 10:17:50 AM
You sound like a vagina-boy.
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: Wiggs on February 22, 2013, 10:20:29 AM
What kind of progress are you making with all these triples?
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 22, 2013, 10:27:47 AM
What kind of progress are you making with all these triples?
Oh I just love the powerlifting. There's a group of five or six of us that pray together before the workout then it's hardcore powerlifting. We really load up the bar, the chalk flying, the grunting and yelling. Then we finish up with another prayer session and my pal Manny reads from the Bible. Then we pile into the van and head to McDonald's. I've got my eye on a Guatamalen babe that works there.
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: arce1988 on February 22, 2013, 02:40:22 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on February 22, 2013, 04:01:08 PM
Oh I just love the powerlifting. There's a group of five or six of us that pray together before the workout then it's hardcore powerlifting. We really load up the bar, the chalk flying, the grunting and yelling. Then we finish up with another prayer session and my pal Manny reads from the Bible. Then we pile into the van and head to McDonald's. I've got my eye on a Guatamalen babe that works there.

Since "Lupe" probably had to clean the bathroom after you "blew it up" she's going to continue to pretend not to speak English when you walk in.
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: B_B_C on February 22, 2013, 04:10:49 PM
Heavy triples on the bench followed by 2 Big Mac meals and 4 McDonald's Apple Pies. Stopped at a quilting shop and asked if I could quickly use the bathroom. I proceeded to sit on the toilet and "blow up the bathroom", and conveniently forgot to flush the toilet. Now it's time for a quick nap before I head into the job once again.

we already knew you were full of shit
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: James28 on February 22, 2013, 04:37:42 PM
Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.

Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on February 22, 2013, 04:49:21 PM
where are you located Sec? maybe we can hit the gym together. bust out some heavy 3x3's?
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: dj181 on February 23, 2013, 03:10:52 AM
Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.



agreed

S1 is good peoples
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: ChristopherA on February 23, 2013, 05:39:26 AM
Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.


Amen brother. I suffer from hardcore insomnia. But ever since Security1 came to the board I sleep like a baby knowing he's out there.
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: James28 on February 23, 2013, 05:45:16 AM
Amen brother. I suffer from hardcore insomnia. But ever since Security1 came to the board I sleep like a baby knowing he's out there.

Same here brother. I don't even flinch when I hear alarms go off any more. Coming here holds no more fear for me. Dare I say that I even got my confidence back with someone like Security1 around, ready to take care of business.
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: dj181 on February 23, 2013, 05:45:32 AM
Amen brother. I suffer from hardcore insomnia. But ever since Security1 came to the board I sleep like a baby knowing he's out there.

 ;D
Title: Re: Security Update 02/22/2013
Post by: True Amateur on February 23, 2013, 08:05:55 AM
Love these updates. Keep them coming my friend.

I think I speak for everyone when I say we appreciate what you guys on the front line do for all of us.


Thanks pal. I appreciate the recognition. It can be a thankless job, building security. But remember one thing: There is no building that I was guarding that has had a terrorist attack.  I think that's something I can be proud of.