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Title: More crossfit..
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 24, 2013, 08:31:14 PM
 :-\



Monday 130225

"Grace"
For time:
135 pound Clean and Jerk, 30 reps

OR

"Isabel"
For time:
Snatch 135 pounds, 30 reps

Use 95 pounds, 65 pounds or broomstick as needed.

Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 24, 2013, 08:33:54 PM
 ;D
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Post by: HTexan on February 24, 2013, 09:10:35 PM
(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35353081.jpg)
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Post by: C-BuZz on February 24, 2013, 09:27:50 PM
All drugs.
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 24, 2013, 09:29:57 PM
:-\






the guy driving the car was a cop - cant say that i'm surprised he ran someone over.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: CichirelloMagnet on February 24, 2013, 09:30:44 PM
So the douche doing an overhead squat on an atlas stone, ok, like I said, douche.

But how is this so awful?

Monday 130225

"Grace"
For time:
135 pound Clean and Jerk, 30 reps

OR

"Isabel"
For time:
Snatch 135 pounds, 30 reps

Use 95 pounds, 65 pounds or broomstick as needed.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Purple Aki on February 24, 2013, 11:12:39 PM
Haha! In all fairness she deserved to be ran over. Her rope was slack for most of that.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Slik on February 25, 2013, 04:31:27 AM
same type of people that fell for Hitler.  Put dumbasses in a group and they excite each other into a frenzy doing stupid shit and bad things happen.  So, this wasn't thought through very well.  One person pulling a car U break if they fall.  4 people pulling, one person falls and u either snap the other 3s backs or run one over.  I love watching how idiotic these people are.  Some crossfit stuff is cool.  A lot of it is retarded.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Krankenstein on February 25, 2013, 04:44:14 AM
same type of people that fell for Hitler.  Put dumbasses in a group and they excite each other into a frenzy doing stupid shit and bad things happen.  So, this wasn't thought through very well.  One person pulling a car U break if they fall.  4 people pulling, one person falls and u either snap the other 3s backs or run one over.  I love watching how idiotic these people are.  Some crossfit stuff is cool.  A lot of it is retarded.

Exactly, there is just some shit I shake my head at.  Coach Joey likes to look for everything he can show how he is so much better than everyone else.  Can't wait for his next informed post.
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Post by: Irongrip400 on February 25, 2013, 05:55:37 AM
same type of people that fell for Hitler.  Put dumbasses in a group and they excite each other into a frenzy doing stupid shit and bad things happen.  So, this wasn't thought through very well.  One person pulling a car U break if they fall.  4 people pulling, one person falls and u either snap the other 3s backs or run one over.  I love watching how idiotic these people are.  Some crossfit stuff is cool.  A lot of it is retarded.

They should have a system, like honk the horn if someone falls, that way they all stop and the car can brake.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Twaddle on February 25, 2013, 06:22:28 AM
the guy driving the car was a cop - cant say that i'm surprised he ran someone over.

If I was behind the wheel, I would have been praying for the same outcome.  I'm sure the driver was quite pleased.   :D  I love how the head douchhbag at the end is barking orders like it was the drivers fault.  "Alright, back this car off the track."   :D
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Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on February 25, 2013, 06:39:07 AM
If I was behind the wheel, I would have been praying for the same outcome.  I'm sure the driver was quite pleased.   :D  I love how the head douchhbag at the end is barking orders like it was the drivers fault.  "Alright, back this car off the track."   :D

i see your point, but technically as the driver you're responsible for not hitting people.  that said, wtf was that "back this car off the track" shit all about?
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: viking1 on February 25, 2013, 06:43:32 AM
Ran over that woman using mass power over broadal domains.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Stark on February 25, 2013, 09:08:52 AM
In the KZ's we had something similar than the car thing, it was a big waggon pulled by prisoners, they called them - Singende Pferde :)

KZ's were the fore runner for any of that cross fitness stuff you see today, totally ahead of their time.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Slik on February 25, 2013, 09:30:27 AM
i see your point, but technically as the driver you're responsible for not hitting people.  that said, wtf was that "back this car off the track" shit all about?
Its called misdirection. an old magicians trick.  takes your attention off the real shit going on
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: The True Adonis on February 25, 2013, 09:34:10 AM
Why don`t these Crossfitters do some yard work.  Learn how to rake some leaves, dig a garden bed.  I bet that is much more difficult than the nonsense they do anyways.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Twaddle on February 25, 2013, 09:45:14 AM
Why don`t these Crossfitters do some yard work.  Learn how to rake some leaves, dig a garden bed.  I bet that is much more difficult than the nonsense they do anyways.

Exactly, my daily crossfit routine consists of:  cutting and splitting wood, mowing, raking leaves, going for a hike, etc.  It amazes me the amount of time these dipshits spend on coming up with new innovative ways to hurt themselves.  It takes them longer to think up and set up their "new killer workout" than it does for me to fell a tree, cut it up, and split it.   :D
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 25, 2013, 09:46:26 AM
I see crossfit whores daily running down the sidewalk holding kettlebells.  Some are freaking hot.  I almost crashed my car staring at these huge tits on one.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: MP on February 25, 2013, 09:51:09 AM
Well ... that whole thing wasn't thought out too well in advance.
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Post by: Palpatine Q on February 25, 2013, 09:52:27 AM
you know the old saying..it's all fun and games until someone gets ran over trying to pull a car with a rope.

it's funny because you can almost see them all  realizing just how fucking dumb that was after the fact
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Post by: LATS on February 25, 2013, 12:00:06 PM
I am so sick of hearing about crossfit.. I know some who are into it and I swear its like a religion or cult to them.. Way over the top..
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Post by: ZeroPatience on February 25, 2013, 12:59:26 PM
These people are so fucking dumb!!! I hate cross fit!!!
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: viking1 on February 25, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
The workout of randomness, compression socks, paleo, some bitch named Fran, broadal domains, and a phat monthly membership.
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Post by: Purple Aki on February 25, 2013, 01:18:29 PM
Murph is an awesome workout.

And i bought some five fingers today.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Nails on February 25, 2013, 01:20:20 PM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12005_499610323413475_1488024211_n.jpg)
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 25, 2013, 01:20:44 PM
The workout of randomness, compression socks, paleo, some bitch named Fran, broadal domains, and a phat monthly membership.

We have crossfit Marina next.to us. We have had 4 come in and sign up with us from.rhere
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: MP on February 25, 2013, 04:23:31 PM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12005_499610323413475_1488024211_n.jpg)

That's not Carrot Top.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 04:28:20 PM
 ;D
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Post by: Rhomboids on February 25, 2013, 06:00:26 PM
I get sick of this stupid shit.  I've had people come up and tell me about this great thing that's awsome and i should try it and i would really love it.  It's the consequence of no longer possessing an above average muscle mass.  Now these fucking hardgainers think i need a workout.  Back in my day these fucks wouldn't even bother looking at me for longer than 2secs. 

Bodybuilding 4'life. 
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Marty Champions on February 25, 2013, 06:03:25 PM
Why don`t these Crossfitters do some yard work.  Learn how to rake some leaves, dig a garden bed.  I bet that is much more difficult than the nonsense they do anyways.
have to agree
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Post by: littledumbells on February 25, 2013, 06:16:11 PM
  It would be interesting to see the percentages of injuries these folk get compared to more traditional workouts
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 07:27:33 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=461280.0;attach=506884;image)


 IDIOT
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Post by: Krankenstein on February 25, 2013, 08:17:11 PM
We have crossfit Marina next.to us. We have had 4 come in and sign up with us from.rhere

Wow...congrats.  Let me guess, you will now claim you have had zero people ever leave YOUR gym   ::)
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 08:20:05 PM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12005_499610323413475_1488024211_n.jpg)


she can push my car
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Krankenstein on February 25, 2013, 08:25:34 PM
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/12005_499610323413475_1488024211_n.jpg)


she can push my car

I dunno man...the hands.   :-\
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 08:30:49 PM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8un7B6gFzQF-_-OuPRII2EVX8ffYjWEi-AUlAFjUgmzKDGJOY)
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Post by: Slik on February 25, 2013, 10:09:19 PM
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS8un7B6gFzQF-_-OuPRII2EVX8ffYjWEi-AUlAFjUgmzKDGJOY)
is thiswhoispushing the car?  Who is it?
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 25, 2013, 10:18:35 PM
Wow...congrats.  Let me guess, you will now claim you have had zero people ever leave YOUR gym   ::)

Depending on the sport, they leave every season, usually around 15-20. Come off-season, they come back.
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 11:07:16 PM
http://www.annierivieccio.com/
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 25, 2013, 11:10:42 PM
http://www.annierivieccio.com/

Can't believe I opened that link before bed. Now I'm going to have nightmares. Thanks Steve >:(
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: arce1988 on February 25, 2013, 11:12:55 PM
 ;D  sorry coach!
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Krankenstein on February 26, 2013, 04:53:50 AM
Depending on the sport, they leave every season, usually around 15-20. Come off-season, they come back.

Yes, Coach...the only trainer with zero attrition with his facility
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 26, 2013, 09:02:32 AM
Yes, Coach...the only trainer with zero attrition with his facility

Are you going to be an asshole every time I post? Air it now, junior. Get it off your chest, vent, see a therapist. Tell me your problem. Is it because I didn't answer your PM question?
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Nails on February 26, 2013, 09:25:53 AM
Are you going to be an asshole every time I post? Air it now, junior. Get it off your chest, vent, see a therapist. Tell me your problem. Is it because I didn't answer your PM question?

Hows the Boat Coach? have you had time yet to put it in the water?
Title: Re: More crossfit..
Post by: Coach is Back! on February 26, 2013, 09:29:41 AM
Hows the Boat Coach? have you had time yet to put it in the water?

Not this winter. last time was summer. waste of money. pissed. Sore subject.