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Title: Has this happened to you?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on February 27, 2013, 02:29:21 PM
You take a big shit, wipe and it comes out clean.  For good measure you wipe once more and there is shit all over the paper and you're like "WTF!  where did you come from?"
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: arce1988 on February 27, 2013, 02:29:57 PM
 ;D   NO!
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: bradistani on February 27, 2013, 02:30:58 PM
you're nipping it off to soon, son. patience !  8)
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 27, 2013, 02:35:31 PM
Quote from: bradistani on February 27, 2013, 02:30:58 PM
you're nipping it off to soon, son. patience !  8)
Exactly. Used to be newspapers. Now, Gameboys/PSPs. Quality can't be rushed.
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: JBGRAY on February 27, 2013, 02:37:46 PM
Wiping your ass with toilet paper just spreads the shit around like a peanut butter and jelly sammich.  Us civilized people utilize a bidet.
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: dr.chimps on February 27, 2013, 02:46:22 PM
Quote from: JBGRAY on February 27, 2013, 02:37:46 PM
Wiping your ass with toilet paper just spreads the shit around like a peanut butter and jelly sammich.  Us civilized people utilize a bidet.
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: AVBG on February 27, 2013, 02:50:19 PM
Maybe you missed the bunghole first time around?  ;D
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: Fuzzy Nuts on February 27, 2013, 02:52:21 PM
That's known as 'the mechanical pencil.' Usually caused by too much deep tissue massage.
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Post by: Nails on February 27, 2013, 03:05:52 PM
sometime when i fuck a hoe in the azz, the condom comes out with shit on it
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: _bruce_ on February 27, 2013, 03:07:00 PM
Haha - yes.
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: viking1 on February 27, 2013, 03:58:36 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=450462.0;attach=494815;image)
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: bradistani on February 27, 2013, 04:44:18 PM
seriously though.. we're best off squatting.

(http://www.lillipad.co.nz/files/squatting-toilet.jpg)

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=squat+toilet&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=eqcuUdO-LoGs0QXQ3oHYDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=610#imgrc=_
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: Tapeworm on February 27, 2013, 06:55:12 PM
Quote from: dr.chimps on February 27, 2013, 02:46:22 PM


Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: BIG ACH on February 27, 2013, 07:12:37 PM

This is why I have a bidet installed!  Powerwash your ass first, then wipe with toilet paper!!!

(http://media.mercola.com/assets/images/toilet-bidet/attached-toilet-bidet.jpg)


I even have a portable one for when I travel and stay in hotels....  My ass is always fresh and clean!  ;D
Title: Re: Has this happened to you?
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 27, 2013, 07:20:36 PM
Quote from: BIG ACH on February 27, 2013, 07:12:37 PM
This is why I have a bidet installed!  Powerwash your ass first, then wipe with toilet paper!!!

(http://media.mercola.com/assets/images/toilet-bidet/attached-toilet-bidet.jpg)


I even have a portable one for when I travel and stay in hotels....  My ass is always fresh and clean!  ;D
Do you carry a extra tv as well?