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Title: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 03, 2013, 02:56:41 AM
Met this ten...  Couldn't get beyond friend zone.

She mentioned she had her first orgasm to Uncle Jesse from Full House.  Getting her into bed being my main objective, without thinking I said "that's funny, John Stamos is my second cousin!"  :)

It worked, she believed it.  Now she keeps asking me about him though and I'm spinning a bigger and bigger web of lies...  :P
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: dj181 on March 03, 2013, 04:15:13 AM
have you asked her yet if she's into black fellas?
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Tapeworm on March 03, 2013, 05:12:17 AM
Uncle Jessie was the ethnic one, after all.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: quadzilla456 on March 03, 2013, 06:41:25 AM
Tell her you lied but the white race is dying and she needs to become pregnant with your baby asap! That will go down great!!  ;D

j/k
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: HockeyFightFan on March 03, 2013, 08:33:42 AM
Admit to her that you have no game and you take it in the ass on Tuesdays and Thursdays, it worked for you with Sev.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Viking11 on March 03, 2013, 08:39:51 AM
Notify her that John is channeling through you and says she needs to give you awesome BJs followed by torrid anal sex. If she is still in the room after you have told her that, then have at it.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Papper on March 03, 2013, 08:41:36 AM
Easy. You just have to become John Stamos.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on March 03, 2013, 08:46:26 AM
She seems shallow. Don't be very nice to her, that's the trick with her species.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 03, 2013, 08:48:23 AM
I never go for 10's. Too much work and maintenance. Just not worth it in the long run.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 03, 2013, 09:05:29 AM
Easy. You just have to become John Stamos.

This. Grow a mullet and wear tight acid was jeans.  Whatever you're doing, every thirty minutes have so simpleton morale of the story.

Eating her ass in 2 hours. Thank me later
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Method101 on March 03, 2013, 09:09:29 AM
So that picture you posted outing yourself in the other thead was not really you? lol
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 03, 2013, 09:13:14 AM
Met this ten...  Couldn't get beyond friend zone.

She mentioned she had her first orgasm to Uncle Jesse from Full House.  Getting her into bed being my main objective, without thinking I said "that's funny, John Stamos is my second cousin!"  :)

It worked, she believed it.  Now she keeps asking me about him though and I'm spinning a bigger and bigger web of lies...  :P

PIPpa, the only time it's acceptable to have a conversatio with a woman about her orgasms is when you're balls-deep or have a mouthful of muff

I know you're going to come back and say you were trolling, so here: 2/10 (b/c you strike me as the kind of person who would actually talk to a chick about her orgasms conversationally).
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 03, 2013, 11:52:10 AM
PIPpa, the only time it's acceptable to have a conversatio with a woman about her orgasms is when you're balls-deep or have a mouthful of muff

I know you're going to come back and say you were trolling, so here: 2/10 (b/c you strike me as the kind of person who would actually talk to a chick about her orgasms conversationally).

haha.... If only I was kidding... :-X
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 03, 2013, 11:57:40 AM
haha.... If only I was kidding... :-X

well, never make this mistake again. no woman should ever feel comfortable talking to you about her orgasms unless you've hit it.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: 240 is Back on March 03, 2013, 12:00:10 PM
would you rather bang one 10.....  or have a 3-way with two 5's?
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: AVBG on March 03, 2013, 12:00:55 PM
Lol..why do her "feelings" now suddenly matter? ::) you obviously bullshitted her in the first place, so just roll with it and tap hard and often!
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Tightskin on March 03, 2013, 01:14:23 PM
Tell her you actually meant Uncle Jesse from the dukes of hazard.
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 03, 2013, 01:31:43 PM
Tell her you actually meant Uncle Jesse from the dukes of hazard.

hahahahhahahaha oh fuck yes!!!

(https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRbPfyTu9Mbbr4NkNliTqSdhwCc5_GkQQkzy2zBzOerLckHc9azVQ)

had to google him
Title: Re: I'm in a predicament...
Post by: BB on March 03, 2013, 01:58:04 PM
Tell her you actually meant Uncle Jesse from the dukes of hazard.

And offer her a gift -

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3505/3990274545_98b1238e1c_z.jpg).