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Title: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 01:48:22 PM
How the fuck do I get my armpits and asscrack tanned (no homo)? Stand-up bed will do the trick?


Gentlemen, please speak on such ponderous things that are precious in our sport....
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: JediTerminator on March 06, 2013, 01:59:04 PM
stand up tanning booth
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: dr.chimps on March 06, 2013, 02:00:20 PM
johnnynoname to the white courtesy phone. johnnynoname.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on March 06, 2013, 02:05:01 PM
You have to get down on all fours.


It's the only way.








Don't ask me why, just trust me here.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: cswol on March 06, 2013, 02:05:51 PM
dont you know tanning is just a human barbecue to decrease your lifespan
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: B_B_C on March 06, 2013, 02:06:33 PM
You should perhaps ask Army of One
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Hulkotron on March 06, 2013, 02:09:38 PM
Maybe your bear can apply DreamTan in those areas.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 02:11:17 PM
Maybe your bear can apply DreamTan in those areas.

Going for the natural look chief..

I'm into pussy pulling, not contracting palumboism
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Hulkotron on March 06, 2013, 02:13:14 PM
Just pulling your chain brochacho.

I am of a fair complexion so I have no tanning advices to offer.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Powerlift66 on March 06, 2013, 02:19:20 PM
(http://cdn.ientry.com/sites/webpronews/pictures/tanningmom3.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: B_B_C on March 06, 2013, 02:20:13 PM
How the fuck do I get my armpits and asscrack tanned? Stand-up bed will do the trick?
Gentlemen, please speak on such ponderous things that are precious in our sport....


why do you desire to tan your arsehole?
there are some places the sun doesnt normally bother shining on and there can't be that many who worry about the colour contrast (except of course your good self)
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 02:26:45 PM

why do you desire to tan your arsehole?
there are some places the sun doesnt normally bother shining on and there can't be that many who worry about the colour contrast (except of course your good self)

Not the hole, the crack lol   

When a girl is licking my ass and balls, I want the color to be uniform and god-like. Plus it helps disguise the waxing marks down there chief.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: B_B_C on March 06, 2013, 02:29:08 PM
Not the hole, the crack lol   

When a girl is licking my ass and balls, I want the color to be uniform and god-like. Plus it helps disguise the waxing marks down there chief.

ok go on and tell us you do back sack and crack regularly but your not queer
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: flinstones1 on March 06, 2013, 02:29:41 PM
Not the hole, the crack lol   

When a girl is licking my ass and balls, I want the color to be uniform and god-like. Plus it helps disguise the waxing marks down there chief.

lmao in your dreams
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 02:31:20 PM
lmao in your dreams

ok tbombz jr.
 ::)
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: B_B_C on March 06, 2013, 02:32:33 PM
Not the hole, the crack lol   


"there is a crack in every thing, that is how the light gets in " L Cohen
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: flinstones1 on March 06, 2013, 03:09:54 PM
ok tbombz jr.
 ::)

first off why did you edit your post?
second of all how would you know what I look like? Ive only thrown up one pic on this sight of my face i recall ???  cause someone provoked me ;D....  Im ruggedly gorgous with a dick the size of your arm so your argument holds no merit.


 throw up a pic of something that shows me your worthy of your claims, physique or something... cause quite frankly I dont believe you can even get a date, let alone get a FEMALE  to lick your ass. transexual from del taco doesnt count lol....
 2  many fucking wanna bes trying to fit in around here lately
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 03:20:52 PM
first off why did you edit your post?
second of all how would you know what I look like? Ive only thrown up one pic on this sight of my face i recall ???  cause someone provoked me ;D....  Im ruggedly gorgous with a dick the size of your arm so your argument holds no merit.


 throw up a pic of something that shows me your worthy of your claims, physique or something... cause quite frankly I dont believe you can even get a date, let alone get a FEMALE  to lick your ass. transexual from del taco doesnt count lol....
 2  many fucking wanna bes trying to fit in around here lately

You keep posting pics of your tbombz ragged looking face and tbombz looking biceps all the time. I know your history flinstones. You aren't special. And lol at talking about your fake dick. If you want, I am sure OMR or Bay would accept the PM...

My pics been posted plenty over the years and is a hell of a lot better than yours and I've been here longer than your wannabe ass. Stay over on your gh15 board asking your dumb questions and believing the kigtropin crap.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 06, 2013, 03:24:40 PM
You keep posting pics of your tbombz ragged looking face and tbombz looking biceps all the time. I know your history flinstones. You aren't special. And lol at talking about your fake dick. If you want, I am sure OMR or Bay would accept the PM...

Negative.

I might be a gay man, but not some deranged sexual animal that needs random dick pics to make my days go by.

Over the years, I've had enough (well over 20) members from this site send me dick pics and I can honestly say that I can do without those pictures.

"1"
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Big N on March 06, 2013, 03:26:43 PM
ok go on and tell us you do back sack and crack regularly but your not queer

Lol
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 03:29:00 PM
Negative.

I might be a gay man, but not some deranged sexual animal that needs random dick pics to make my days go by.

Over the years, I've had enough (well over 20) members from this site send me dick pics and I can honestly say that I can do without those pictures.

"1"


lol
this is why I love OMR. Honest but makes it funny at the same time. I was just trying to give him an outlet sir. I do not want you thinking that I think of you as a deranged sexual animal.
My apologies.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Big N on March 06, 2013, 03:29:56 PM
How the fuck do I get my armpits and asscrack tanned? Stand-up bed will do the trick?


Gentlemen, please speak on such ponderous things that are precious in our sport....

As far as armpit, lay down on the tanning bed face up and just extend your arms straight above your head. And as far as your "ass crack", you're gay for not saying "no homo". Therefore the "ass crack" question shall be unanswered until you tag "no homo."
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: OneMoreRep on March 06, 2013, 03:33:49 PM

lol
this is why I love OMR. Honest but makes it funny at the same time. I was just trying to give him an outlet sir. I do not want you thinking that I think of you as a deranged sexual animal.
My apologies.

Oh, rest assured that I took no offense to your comments.

I've gotten used to the typical daily messages I get within my inbox. It ranges from requests to hookup, dick pics from members who also show their faces for validation, people asking me to share gossip about pros and even personal requests from members that seek to "own" another member.

I have no problem with the messages, as I try to be cordial to all members in return, but the random cock pictures can become a little much over time.

With the exception of Johnny Falcon, I'd much rather stray away from random cock pictures from strangers..

"1"
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: Nicademus on March 06, 2013, 03:35:10 PM
Negative.

Over the years, I've had enough (well over 20) members from this site send me dick pics.................... ....

"1"

GetBig at it's finest.
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: B_B_C on March 06, 2013, 03:38:34 PM
Negative.

I might be a gay man, but not some deranged sexual animal that needs random dick pics to make my days go by.

Over the years, I've had enough (well over 20) members from this site send me dick pics and I can honestly say that I can do without those pictures.

"1"

too much photocock on this site
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: HTexan on March 06, 2013, 03:51:55 PM
I'm not gay, so I don't do tanning.
But I'm guessing the tanning-my-arm-pits pose..
(http://collegetimes.ie/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/american-psycho-tanning-235x300.jpg)
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: arce1988 on March 06, 2013, 03:54:24 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: flinstones1 on March 06, 2013, 05:56:19 PM
You keep posting pics of your tbombz ragged looking face and tbombz looking biceps all the time. I know your history flinstones. You aren't special. And lol at talking about your fake dick. If you want, I am sure OMR or Bay would accept the PM...

My pics been posted plenty over the years and is a hell of a lot better than yours and I've been here longer than your wannabe ass. Stay over on your gh15 board asking your dumb questions and believing the kigtropin crap.

lmao I was bigger than you in HS

1. cock...believe what you want. Id text a pic a trusted straight member as long as he promise his gf or wife was holding the phone  ;D
2. as for physique? ..not special compared to who? sean ray no....but to the average gym rat Im a thick SOB
3. what pic have you seen of  my face?  this ?

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/706/20130202302027543868.jpg/ gee i look bit haggard...even then  i doubt this guy had too many problems that night....i can pull pussy wit a pink hat on, can you? ;D
......

blahblah...we cnt all be pretty boys like arce and che

anyways..... Im off to get dressed to the moveys with some puerto rican  skank .. gonna shove my god like lizard tongue up her ass till she moans an calls me papi

when you have gifts like this your  fucking special alright ...n i always bac it up

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/18/title943685483.png/    

 lata playa8)


Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: WOOO on March 06, 2013, 06:07:08 PM
How the fuck do I get my armpits and asscrack tanned (no homo)? Stand-up bed will do the trick?


Gentlemen, please speak on such ponderous things that are precious in our sport....


stand up bed works really well
Title: Re: Question for those who tan.
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 06, 2013, 06:08:35 PM

stand up bed works really well

thanks chief