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Title: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 03:23:12 PM
(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/3/7/xray_1.jpg)

http://gawker.com/5989486/oversharing-dude-gets-vibrating-dildo-stuck-up-his-ass-livetweets-trip-to-er
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: BigCyp on March 09, 2013, 03:29:56 PM
I call fake on this story - only way tbombz would even know that was in his ass, is if the security tag was still on when he left the store
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Obvious Gimmick on March 09, 2013, 04:06:06 PM
That appears to be the Ronco Vibrating Delight model 1437. Quality product
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: HockeyFightFan on March 09, 2013, 04:46:15 PM
Quote from: airosol on March 09, 2013, 04:06:06 PM
That appears to be the Ronco Vibrating Delight model 1437. Quality product

Actually, it's the slightly fancier Geregerbil model, and usually very easy to shit back out.

Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2013, 05:06:31 PM
Why not just shit it out?  I've pushed out some pretty hefty turds in my time.  Never needed a guy with forceps and a hazmat suit.  Will this urban myth never die? 
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Archer77 on March 09, 2013, 05:08:22 PM
Can't be t.  The item is clearly to small
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on March 09, 2013, 05:09:29 PM
Quote from: Archer77 on March 09, 2013, 05:08:22 PM
Can't be t.  The item is clearly to small
And not Ugandan.                                                                                                                                                                       ;D
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2013, 05:09:52 PM
Quote from: Archer77 on March 09, 2013, 05:08:22 PM
Can't be t.  The item is clearly to small

"I shit bigger than Billy Crystal."

- Jack Palance
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: booty on March 09, 2013, 05:12:06 PM
Hope you feel better soon tbombz.
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Army of One on March 09, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
Quote from: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 03:23:12 PM
(http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/3/7/xray_1.jpg)

http://gawker.com/5989486/oversharing-dude-gets-vibrating-dildo-stuck-up-his-ass-livetweets-trip-to-er

You need your hearing checked, his dad actually said TBombz is a Queer
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 05:19:14 PM
Quote from: Army of One on March 09, 2013, 05:18:17 PM
You need your hearing checked, his dad actually said TBombz is a Queer
Tbombz is bi not queer tho. ???
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Army of One on March 09, 2013, 05:20:51 PM
Quote from: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 05:19:14 PM
Tbombz is bi not queer tho. ???

Depends on the hour
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on March 09, 2013, 05:24:27 PM
If it was his own schlong plumbing that kinda depth I'd be impressed.
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 09, 2013, 05:24:40 PM
Should've just done a handstand and waited for it to come out the mouth.
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: HTexan on March 09, 2013, 06:17:23 PM
Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 09, 2013, 05:24:40 PM
Should've just done a handstand and waited for it to come out the mouth.
reverse digestion ? ;D
i think the funniest thing is that dude had that thing vibrating in his ass at the ER for a total of 7 fucking hours. :D
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on March 09, 2013, 06:20:56 PM
Quote from: Army of One on March 09, 2013, 05:20:51 PM
Depends on the hour
Noon. Shooting hour.
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Mr Nobody on March 09, 2013, 07:15:46 PM
He will recover in 21 days.
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: dynamike on March 09, 2013, 07:21:13 PM
He really needs to watch where he sits  :-[
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: cephissus on March 09, 2013, 08:11:21 PM
Quote from: BigCyp on March 09, 2013, 03:29:56 PM
I call fake on this story - only way tbombz would even know that was in his ass, is if the security tag was still on when he left the store

i cant believe no one has acknowledged the genius of this post yet
Title: Re: tbombz is in the ER!!!
Post by: Kwon_2 on March 09, 2013, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: BigCyp on March 09, 2013, 03:29:56 PM
I call fake on this story - only way tbombz would even know that was in his ass, is if the shops securityguards were still inside when he left the store

Agree