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The College of Cardinals has concluded their conclave, and we have a new Pope.
He is Archbishop Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergolio from Argentina who will be known as Pope Francesco.
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This just in: Vatican Human Resources Department pissed they had no role in selection of Pope.
Word is leaking out about the new Pope's 747 called Vatican I. (Not to be confused with any council). It will supposedly have a chapel, a confessional, a baptistery, a small convent for the nun stewardesses, a papal gardens for late afternoon walks, and a small dungeon for water boarding heretics.
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This just in: Vatican Human Resources Department pissed they had no role in selection of Pope.
Word is leaking out about the new Pope's 747 called Vatican I. (Not to be confused with any council). It will supposedly have a chapel, a confessional, a baptistery, a small convent for the nun stewardesses, a papal gardens for late afternoon walks, and a small dungeon for water boarding heretics.
{whispering} pssst: You forgot the chamber where he'll take all the little altar boys ;)
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The College of Cardinals has concluded their conclave, and we have a new Pope.
He is Archbishop Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergolio from Argentina who will be known as Pope Francesco.
A totally political move. The United States and Europe are lost to them. All they have left are the poor hopeless suckers in South and Central America.
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Think they will ever have a black one?
I mean, there is already racist overtones to the entire selection process.
White smoke = yes
Black smoke = no
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A totally political move. The United States and Europe are lost to them. All they have left are the poor hopeless suckers in South and Central America.
Hahaha, you say that as if you were under the impression that the Vatican was a religious organization, and not a political one. And now with Chavez gone, ...there is an influence vacuum present in Central & South America that's ripe to be filled.
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Think they will ever have a black one?
I mean, there is already racist overtones to the entire selection process.
White smoke = yes
Black smoke = no
According to ancient Prophecy, ...this will be the last Pope... so who knows? {shrug}