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Title: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 01:24:31 AM
1) if i lie on a bench and lower the bar to my chest then push it back it up is that bench pressing

2) if i put food in my mouth then chew it and swallow it is that eating

3) if i go to a barbers and they use scissors to shorten my hair is that a haircut

4) if i inject steroids into my shoulder will my arm fall off

5) if i come home and find five guys jizzing all over my wife is she cheating on me

6) if i start enough threads on get big every day does that mean i am popular
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Knooger on March 15, 2013, 01:34:28 AM
7) If I suck a cock and get a cash "tip" instead of cash "payment", is that still gay fof pay?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: BigCyp on March 15, 2013, 01:43:46 AM
 ;D @ the cheating one

Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 01:49:53 AM
;D @ the cheating one



throw up a few cyp maybe with a ugandan theme
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: C-BuZz on March 15, 2013, 01:58:18 AM
Thread has potential.

Bigmc: you got some beef with the steroid user that I'm not aware of?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: BigCyp on March 15, 2013, 01:58:49 AM
"the days that classic bodybuilders like arnold and sergio lived in are gone"

"is there a specific exercise I can do to stop semen dripping into the back of my boxers"

"my favourite region of uganda is the pubic region"
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 02:02:58 AM
Thread has potential.

Bigmc: you got some beef with the steroid user that I'm not aware of?

not at all

just think he is a thread whore
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 02:06:42 AM
My gym has too many naturals now that I take steroids should I change gym?

I have a ten  year old hoover, should I sell it?

My wife sticks needles in voodoo dolls, is that normal?

My wife brought twenty relatives from Uganda to live with us, what should I do?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 02:11:23 AM
If I inject to the quad instead of the bum will my arms get bigger?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on March 15, 2013, 02:16:11 AM
1) if i lie on a bench and lower the bar to my chest then push it back it up is that bench pressing

2) if i put food in my mouth then chew it and swallow it is that eating

3) if i go to a barbers and they use scissors to shorten my hair is that a haircut

4) if i inject steroids into my shoulder will my arm fall off

5) if i come home and find five guys jizzing all over my wife is she cheating on me

6) if i start enough threads on get big every day does that mean i am popular
apparently because they start threads about me  ::)
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: WOOO on March 15, 2013, 02:28:35 AM
apparently because they start threads about me  ::)


People are starting threads about me so should I start threads about them?

If you fuck a sheep in the ass while saying "baaaa" does that make it ok?

If I know that someone killed someone else do I need to tell the police even if I am the someone else?

Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: TrueGrit on March 15, 2013, 05:25:26 AM
Why bother retiring the bluto account?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 05:56:43 AM
I see bubbles on my piss does this mean I leak protein?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 05:58:58 AM
My muscles are getting bigger does this mean the steroids are working?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 06:00:44 AM
Thread has potential.

Bigmc: you got some beef with the steroid user that I'm not aware of?

c-buzz....have you ever used steroids?

(http://s24.postimage.org/xglvzioit/avi.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: AlphaMaleDawg on March 15, 2013, 06:06:31 AM
Do Asian girls have crooked vaginas?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 15, 2013, 06:10:22 AM
if my wife wont suck my cock, is this ok?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 06:15:05 AM
my mum said she never shagged my dad, how was I born then?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: C-BuZz on March 15, 2013, 06:27:25 AM
c-buzz....have you ever used steroids?

(http://s24.postimage.org/xglvzioit/avi.jpg)

Unlike you, Borracho. I've never used steroids in my life. That pic is pretty old now. I actually look way better than that & probably you.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 06:32:45 AM
Never in my life. That pic is pretty old now. I actually look way better than that.

did you start using?

Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: illwill on March 15, 2013, 06:33:35 AM
"I pulled my hamstring while using my foot to flush the toilet at the gym. Should I have stretched first?"
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: illwill on March 15, 2013, 06:34:55 AM
"Is ass-eating romantic?"
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 06:35:23 AM
Unlike you, Borracho. I've never used steroids in my life. That pic is pretty old now. I actually look way better than that & probably you.

oh....lol

I see you edited your post.

How did you get that gyno than?

Lets see your new pic than loud mouth.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: C-BuZz on March 15, 2013, 06:37:10 AM
did you start using?



No, Borracho. Why do you ask?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 06:38:22 AM
No, Borracho. Why do you ask?

oh brother...

must be sending these posts to another time zone
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 15, 2013, 06:39:30 AM
"If I kill my dad to get his money, will I get caught? "
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: C-BuZz on March 15, 2013, 06:40:18 AM
oh....lol

I see you edited your post.

How did you get that gyno than?

Lets see your new pic than loud mouth.

Classic my man. You've made my day. This is not the thread to discuss your insecurities & steroid use.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 06:42:28 AM
Classic my man. You've made my day. This is not the thread to discuss your insecurities & steroid use.

ok bud lol
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: WOOO on March 15, 2013, 06:45:36 AM
If I had to cage fight 3 getbiggers who would volunteer
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Slik on March 15, 2013, 06:56:54 AM
Will air bubbles in my syringe blow up my muscles like a balloon?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Big N on March 15, 2013, 07:01:41 AM
1) if i lie on a bench and lower the bar to my chest then push it back it up is that bench pressing

2) if i put food in my mouth then chew it and swallow it is that eating

3) if i go to a barbers and they use scissors to shorten my hair is that a haircut

4) if i inject steroids into my shoulder will my arm fall off

5) if i come home and find five guys jizzing all over my wife is she cheating on me

6) if i start enough threads on get big every day does that mean i am popular

Lol!
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 07:36:46 AM
1) when i finish taking steroids will i die

2) if i lie down after taking steroids will they fall out the injection hole

3) if i go to a gym will i be able to work out

4) if i tie my shoelaces will i fall over less
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 15, 2013, 07:41:23 AM
Anabolichalo:


(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3lxEGp6ismutrhwqC8qK30x2o1_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on March 15, 2013, 07:42:18 AM
Anabolichalo:


(http://24.media.tumblr.com/3lxEGp6ismutrhwqC8qK30x2o1_400.jpg)
beautiful head of hair

Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on March 15, 2013, 07:44:53 AM
beautiful head of hair



Can't disagree with that.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: polychronopolous on March 15, 2013, 07:58:51 AM
If I wake up in the morning am I still alive?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 08:01:30 AM
am i the rain man
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: haider on March 15, 2013, 08:03:31 AM
Awesome thread  ;D

If i posted in it, does that mean i'm awesome too?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 08:05:01 AM
if i post random pics from bb.com does that mean people will take me more seriously
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 08:09:04 AM
if i put my left foot in front of my right then my right foot in front of my left am i walking
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: BigCyp on March 15, 2013, 08:16:34 AM
if its a red sky at night is it shepherds delight or turkish delight?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Nirvana on March 15, 2013, 08:32:42 AM
My papaw buys tape every day.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 08:39:13 AM
i wanna be rich, how should i go about it
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on March 15, 2013, 08:39:37 AM
i wanna be rich, how should i go about it
yes, how?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 08:43:46 AM
yes, how?

send me 100 bucks a week for a few years and I'll let you know
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on March 15, 2013, 08:45:59 AM
send me 100 bucks a week for a few years and I'll let you know
what about kidnapping a celebrity and ask randsom
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on March 15, 2013, 08:47:35 AM
what about kidnapping a celebrity and ask randsom

I already got arnold's guatemalan son tied up in the bathroom but he said to keep him  :-\
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gym**rat on March 15, 2013, 08:49:42 AM
IMO, thread of the year so far.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on March 15, 2013, 08:51:15 AM
thought about making a thread about this movie. it's about a guy fucking his sexy daughter. she plays the role so enticingly it gives me boners thinking of the movie


highly recommended
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 09:37:58 AM
if i close my eyes then open them 8 hours later have i been asleep
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: TheTruth90 on March 15, 2013, 10:08:50 AM
-Is letting an old bald guy take pictures of me in a hotel room for money gay?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 10:10:59 AM
If I wash my hair with shampoo twice is it better than once?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: calfzilla on March 15, 2013, 10:16:22 AM
If I get a black guy to fuck my girlfriend in front of me while I act submissively is that cuckolding?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on March 15, 2013, 10:17:02 AM
is it better to wipe your ass with toilet paper or wash it and wipe with a towel
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: jodsy on March 15, 2013, 10:35:05 AM
1) if i lie on a bench and lower the bar to my chest then push it back it up is that bench pressing

2) if i put food in my mouth then chew it and swallow it is that eating

3) if i go to a barbers and they use scissors to shorten my hair is that a haircut

4) if i inject steroids into my shoulder will my arm fall off

5) if i come home and find five guys jizzing all over my wife is she cheating on me

6) if i start enough threads on get big every day does that mean i am popular
haha

if i inject steroids does that mean im on steroids?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 11:12:05 AM
is it ok for me to start threads about big black cocks while rubbing one out
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: B_B_C on March 15, 2013, 11:24:37 AM
1) ................

"How many  threads do I have to start before others realise they do not have to answer?"

"Why are so many people wound up by my many silly threads"

Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 15, 2013, 11:41:03 AM
"How many  threads do I have to start before others realise they do not have to answer?"

"Why are so many people wound up by my many silly threads"



you dont get it  ???

hardly surprising
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on March 16, 2013, 05:35:17 AM
if i steal someone elses pics from another forum and post them will i get more replies
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: el numero uno on March 16, 2013, 05:41:28 AM
if i close my eyes then open them 8 hours later have i been asleep

hahaha
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: calfzilla on March 16, 2013, 02:16:05 PM
Why do my farts smell like Ugandan semen?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 10:14:49 AM
bumping this thread to give more ideas for anabolicho
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2013, 10:21:00 AM
If I go to the FIBO, can I lick Dennis Wolf's biceps?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2013, 10:22:38 AM
if I ask my rich dad if I can kill him, to get his money, will he say yes?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 10:24:50 AM
What happens to the people born on feb 29. Do they stay one until 4 years past ??
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on April 19, 2013, 10:26:41 AM
my girlfriends tummy has got bigger for nine months in a row is she over eating
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Raymondo on April 19, 2013, 10:27:27 AM
I think there's a baby inside my girlfriend, how do they get it out?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 10:30:03 AM
After having sex i got a cramp in my right leg. I asked my sister about the cramp and
she said she had the same cramp. Could it have been the position we where in?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on April 19, 2013, 10:31:10 AM
After having sex i got a cramp in my right leg. I asked my sister about the cramp and
she said she had the same cramp. Could it have been the position we where in?

 ;D

if i wear one shoe does that mean one leg is longer than the other
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 10:32:01 AM
;D

if i wear one shoe does that mean one leg is longer than the other
I think he did really opened a thread about this. lol
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on April 19, 2013, 10:33:28 AM
I think he did really opened a thread about this. lol

more or less

he posted a load of pics of him leaning to the side

it was cured by people telling him to stand straight
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: jodsy on April 19, 2013, 12:42:02 PM
if i take steroids am i on steroids
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 12:44:32 PM
If i am stop making gains, does that mean my receptors are downgraded ?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 19, 2013, 12:47:56 PM
This thread brings tears to my eyes.  ;D
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: bigmc on April 19, 2013, 12:49:47 PM
why does the milk that comes out the end of my johnson taste funny
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 12:50:06 PM
This thread brings tears to my eyes.  ;D
If i get tears from my eyes, does that mean i am crying ?  ;D
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: jodsy on April 19, 2013, 12:50:21 PM
if a tree fall on a woman and no one hears it what was a tree doing in the kitchen
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 12:51:38 PM
 Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: gh420 on April 19, 2013, 12:52:24 PM
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on April 19, 2013, 01:25:37 PM
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

I'm perplexed.

These are great questions!
Title: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:21:15 PM
he said "you cant fool me...i juice myself...so what you taking deca?"

i was a bit thrown off by this guys intrusiveness

kept yapping about roids and how he knows for a fact i'm on them

he looked like shit tho

i figured maybe i can sell him roids down the road so admitted to taking small amounts of "pure quality" testosterone



Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: njflex on April 19, 2013, 05:23:05 PM
did u throw him a fdb pose...
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 05:24:22 PM
Good answer. Now hook me up with some vitamins, dogg
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:25:16 PM
what is the best clothes to hide the signs of juciing

i thought my baggy long sleeve t shirts were going to be good to hide my gains but apparently the trapozoids gave it away


maybe wear casual long sleeve loose fitting shirts with collars to hide trapozoids
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:26:58 PM
Good answer. Now hook me up with some vitamins, dogg
i really felt some regret to admitting because it could spoil my reputation

but i figured i can always deny and the normal person would not even believe i was on roids because i dont even look like i lift


 :-\


basically admitted in hopes of selling him some superior juice so i can buy diapers

lol
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 05:35:47 PM
i really felt some regret to admitting because it could spoil my reputation

but i figured i can always deny and the normal person would not even believe i was on roids because i dont even look like i lift


 :-\


basically admitted in hopes of selling him some superior juice so i can buy diapers

lol

He obviously thought you lift so don't be hatin on yoself.  And don't sell him anything. Always keep yo bidness to yoself.  He sounds like a yappy bitch who would get you into trouble.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:37:36 PM
I'm perplexed.

These are great questions!
he should make threads about these questions to get more exposure
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 05:39:10 PM
he should make threads about these questions to get more exposure

I agree with this
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:39:31 PM
He obviously thought you lift so don't be hatin on yoself.  And don't sell him anything. Always keep yo bidness to yoself.  He sounds like a yappy bitch who would get you into trouble.
he said he takes a pre workout on top of several steroids

i said "are you aware pre workout supplements increase blood pressure significantly and can cause renal failure"


his response

"i've never had any check up with a doctor"

said it as if that was proof he had bullet proof kidneys  ::)
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:39:46 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:40:30 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/79/Depo-testosterone_200_mg_ml_crop.jpg/220px-Depo-testosterone_200_mg_ml_crop.jpg)
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:41:23 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSYUSba8AbAoAgsxPFSIRPzQzTa4kkxfOfGUUKy-MU64C6YliyiNQ)
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:42:54 PM
one day not long ago i was taking a crap on a quiet sunday afternoon

thinking about the pointlessness of life as i sat taking a messy shit that would need a lot of toilet paper


i thought tomyself why dont i go to the hardware store to buy a drill, some hook to attach in the ceiling and a rope

that way i have all the tools i need to kill myself in case i ever want to make the plunge when the hardware store is closed


then i wiped my ass and got my shit together
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:43:34 PM
why do all these blimps take several steroids instead of one


 ???
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 05:44:41 PM
why do all these blimps take several steroids instead of one


 ???

Foolishly think more is better.
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:46:02 PM
Foolishly think more is better.
they cannot even be sure what steroid causes what effect

the fuck
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: TrueGrit on April 19, 2013, 05:47:26 PM
one day not long ago i was taking a crap on a quiet sunday afternoon

thinking about the pointlessness of life as i sat taking a messy shit that would need a lot of toilet paper


i thought tomyself why dont i go to the hardware store to buy a drill, some hook to attach in the ceiling and a rope

that way i have all the tools i need to kill myself in case i ever want to make the plunge when the hardware store is closed


then i wiped my ass and got my shit together

Are you also the new ass-wiping account "Jules McFartinhand"?
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: SF1900 on April 19, 2013, 05:49:37 PM
Bring in a signed copy of yourself and give it to him. It will give him inspiration.
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: njflex on April 19, 2013, 05:56:11 PM
tell them they brough back original phoshagen hp formula by eas,,,cheap,simple,steady gains,,,
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:58:05 PM
i think i'm fucked now if this guy starts yapping.

i will deny in that case call him paranoid bitch

he looks a lot bigger (fatter) anyway, always rolling up his sleeves etc, i dont think "normal" people would think i'm even close


but gotta wear better disguizing shirts

Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 06:01:28 PM
i think i'm fucked now if this guy starts yapping.

i will deny in that case call him paranoid bitch

he looks a lot bigger (fatter) anyway, always rolling up his sleeves etc, i dont think "normal" people would think i'm even close


but gotta wear better disguizing shirts



Say you were messing with him because he wouldn't leave you alone.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on April 19, 2013, 06:02:01 PM
one day not long ago i was taking a crap on a quiet sunday afternoon

thinking about the pointlessness of life as i sat taking a messy shit that would need a lot of toilet paper


i thought tomyself why dont i go to the hardware store to buy a drill, some hook to attach in the ceiling and a rope

that way i have all the tools i need to kill myself in case i ever want to make the plunge when the hardware store is closed


then i wiped my ass and got my shit together

There was a singer of a metal band who shot himself in the head and his suicide note said "sorry for the mess".

What would yours say?
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 06:03:27 PM
Say you were messing with him because he wouldn't leave you alone.
this is what i would tell other people

"i was messing with the guy, he seemed so insecure about having to take steroids to look like anything at all, didnt want to hurt his feels"


seems good enough story


Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 06:06:00 PM
There was a singer of a metal band who shot himself in the head and his suicide note said "sorry for the mess".

What would yours say?

"Life as joe average is just not worth it to me. Take care."
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Borracho on April 19, 2013, 06:13:46 PM
"Life as joe average is just not worth it to me. Take care."

Mine would say...

"Good bye getbig.... I can now finally pose in peace "  borracho.
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 06:22:06 PM
this is what i would tell other people

"i was messing with the guy, he seemed so insecure about having to take steroids to look like anything at all, didnt want to hurt his feels"


seems good enough story




That would work.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2013, 06:25:05 PM
If I post a photo of me taking a photo of my ass, will it get shopped all over the Internet?

If I think about going to the gym for a workout, is this a mental exercise?

If I put a rotten tooth under my pillow, will the tooth fairy bring me some coins?

If I dance naked at JimmyZ's, where will the fellows in the audience put all those dollar bills?

If I do gay for pay, does this make me gay?

If I inject synthol in my wiener, can I become a porn star?

If I put on a wig, does this make me not bald?

If I keep working out, will it make me young again?

If my dogs lick me, does it mean they have to go out?
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2013, 06:28:18 PM
what is the best clothes to hide the signs of juciing

i thought my baggy long sleeve t shirts were going to be good to hide my gains but apparently the trapozoids gave it away


maybe wear casual long sleeve loose fitting shirts with collars to hide trapozoids

Wearing a full length evening gown should do the trick.
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 06:30:25 PM
Wearing a full length evening gown should do the trick.

What's wrong with that?  I'm doing that right now.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: calfzilla on April 19, 2013, 06:32:28 PM
If I stop breathing and my heart stops beating am I dead?
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Primemuscle on April 19, 2013, 06:32:48 PM
What's wrong with that?  I'm doing that right now.

Nothing, particularly if you are a muscular cross-dresser.
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: njflex on April 19, 2013, 06:35:58 PM
Wearing a full length evening gown should do the trick.
lol,,,
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Archer77 on April 19, 2013, 06:36:24 PM
Nothing, particularly if you are a muscular cross-dresser.

Good to know.
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Natural Man on April 19, 2013, 06:38:58 PM
people are smarter and better educated about cheaters nowadays, it's only a matter of time before he exposes you for the pussy steroid user you are and start to make fun of you and your insecurity.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: evandatp on April 19, 2013, 09:46:19 PM
Should I sell my spare testicle on ebay?
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: dj181 on April 20, 2013, 02:18:26 AM
i figured maybe i can sell him roids down the road so admitted to taking small amounts of "pure quality" testosterone





 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on April 20, 2013, 02:20:21 AM
So you both have something in common.
he said "you cant fool me...i juice myself...so what you taking deca?"

i was a bit thrown off by this guys intrusiveness

kept yapping about roids and how he knows for a fact i'm on them

he looked like shit tho

i figured maybe i can sell him roids down the road so admitted to taking small amounts of "pure quality" testosterone




Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: anabolichalo on April 20, 2013, 10:55:51 AM
So you both have something in common.
lol
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: ChristopherA on April 20, 2013, 10:57:11 AM
Don't worry, when you finish your cycle you will lose all the water gains and look normal again.
Yes all your gains from AAS are water you fucking moron
Title: Re: subordinate at work asked me "what vitamins are you taking" i said "multi "
Post by: SmallPole on April 20, 2013, 11:19:48 AM
he said "you cant fool me...i juice myself...so what you taking deca?"

i was a bit thrown off by this guys intrusiveness

kept yapping about roids and how he knows for a fact i'm on them

he looked like shit tho

i figured maybe i can sell him roids down the road so admitted to taking small amounts of "pure quality" testosterone





you are the most disturbing bb related gimmick on the internet
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 20, 2013, 11:36:56 AM
"How do I kick my gf out of my appartment?" (sorry A'halo ;D)

she just moved in

apartment is crammed with junk

still posting on gb tho


going strong

Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: jodsy on April 20, 2013, 01:15:57 PM
if my girlfriend is black and i am white and my baby does not come out white, is she cheating on me
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: Primemuscle on April 20, 2013, 01:20:28 PM
if my girlfriend is black and i am white and my baby does not come out white, is she cheating on me

The baby could be polka dot or right side white and left side black.
Title: Re: Thread ideas for Anbolicho
Post by: King Shizzo on April 20, 2013, 08:14:57 PM
Congrats Bigmc! You finally got a 100+ reply thread. Keep up the good work.