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Title: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 04:07:55 PM
[24-3-2013 23:53:53] Issa: what makes you busy?
[24-3-2013 23:54:00] : reading
[24-3-2013 23:54:11] Issa: okey.
[24-3-2013 23:54:56] : how are you
[24-3-2013 23:55:13] Issa: i am fine thnks
[24-3-2013 23:55:18] : cool
[24-3-2013 23:5   : so when you re here we can take a shower together :)
[24-3-2013 23:55:58] Issa: sorry but i dont know you yet
[24-3-2013 23:56:01] Issa: and
[24-3-2013 23:56:04] : lol
[24-3-2013 23:56:10] Issa: were just frends
[24-3-2013 23:56:22] : yes but i want to try anal sex with you :)
[24-3-2013 23:56:26]  in the shower
[24-3-2013 23:56:29] : i have babyoil :)
[24-3-2013 23:56:35] Issa: yuck..
[24-3-2013 23:56:40] : :)
[24-3-2013 23:56:48] Issa: screw you
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 04:10:22 PM
I can fuck her if i want btw, but i have no interest, she lives too far, thats why im acting silly with her mind you.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: cephissus on March 24, 2013, 04:16:58 PM
"sorry but i dont know you yet"

;D

solid work
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: UMPlabs on March 24, 2013, 04:19:56 PM
I can fuck her if i want btw, but i have no interest, she lives too far, thats why im acting silly with her mind you.

(http://gifguppy.com/css/images/movies/ispy/eddie-murphy-nod.gif)
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 04:27:09 PM
(http://gifguppy.com/css/images/movies/ispy/eddie-murphy-nod.gif)
lol


[24-3-2013 0:20:02] : i want to feel you, inside of you, so we can bond together
[24-3-2013 0:20:34] Issa: im scared may be i get pregnant
[24-3-2013 0:20:44] : no you wont dont worry
[24-3-2013 0:20:50] Issa: (worry)
[24-3-2013 0:21:01] : i have condoms too
[24-3-2013 0:21:26] Issa: okey
[24-3-2013 0:21:34] Issa: well can we change the topic
[24-3-2013 0:21:42] Issa: really dont feel comfortable
[24-3-2013 0:21:44] : no :)
[24-3-2013 0:21:52] : you must get comfortable with me
[24-3-2013 0:22:07] : we must share everything
[24-3-2013 0:22:09] Issa: how
[24-3-2013 0:22:31] : we be together like one
[24-3-2013 0:22:49] Issa: hmm.. okey,,
[24-3-2013 0:22:57] : we must connect
[24-3-2013 0:23:02] : our bodies
[24-3-2013 0:23:23] Issa: i try..to be comfortable talk about this topic
[24-3-2013 0:23:30]  yes :)
[24-3-2013 0:23:32] : very good baby
[24-3-2013 0:23:38] Issa: okey
[24-3-2013 0:23:43] Issa: can i ask something
[24-3-2013 0:23:47] : sure
[24-3-2013 0:24:11] Issa: are you circumtise i forgot the speeling
[24-3-2013 0:24:17] Issa: spelling
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 24, 2013, 04:29:08 PM
are you?
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 04:30:35 PM
are you?

whats next, u want a pic to prove it lol, its not important
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 24, 2013, 04:31:09 PM
whats next, u want a pic to prove it lol, its not important

why are you getting all defensive?
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Deadpool on March 24, 2013, 04:34:51 PM
tick tick tick how long until this thread gets moved?   ;)
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: NotSure on March 24, 2013, 04:37:06 PM
lol


[24-3-2013 0:20:02] : i want to feel you, inside of you, so we can bond together
[24-3-2013 0:20:34] Issa: im scared may be i get pregnant
[24-3-2013 0:20:44] : no you wont dont worry
[24-3-2013 0:20:50] Issa: (worry)
[24-3-2013 0:21:01] : i have condoms too
[24-3-2013 0:21:26] Issa: okey
[24-3-2013 0:21:34] Issa: well can we change the topic
[24-3-2013 0:21:42] Issa: really dont feel comfortable
[24-3-2013 0:21:44] : no :)
[24-3-2013 0:21:52] : you must get comfortable with me
[24-3-2013 0:22:07] : we must share everything
[24-3-2013 0:22:09] Issa: how
[24-3-2013 0:22:31] : we be together like one
[24-3-2013 0:22:49] Issa: hmm.. okey,,
[24-3-2013 0:22:57] : we must connect
[24-3-2013 0:23:02] : our bodies
[24-3-2013 0:23:23] Issa: i try..to be comfortable talk about this topic
[24-3-2013 0:23:30]  yes :)
[24-3-2013 0:23:32] : very good baby
[24-3-2013 0:23:38] Issa: okey
[24-3-2013 0:23:43] Issa: can i ask something
[24-3-2013 0:23:47] : sure
[24-3-2013 0:24:11] Issa: are you circumtise i forgot the speeling
[24-3-2013 0:24:17] Issa: spelling
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: NotSure on March 24, 2013, 04:39:52 PM
tick tick tick how long until this thread gets moved?   ;)
Are you jelly no one wants to take a ride on your fat back?  ;D
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Antithesis on March 24, 2013, 04:56:48 PM
Dude, you are talking to a cop who is pretending to be a 14 year old.  Run for the fuckin' hills man.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Schmoff on March 24, 2013, 04:57:28 PM
pics of issa

Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 04:57:48 PM
Dude, you are talking to a cop who is pretending to be a 14 year old.  Run for the fuckin' hills man.

nahh we been on cam, she s 26
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 04:58:24 PM
is issa the girl or you?

who wants be penetrated ,im wondering.

well played sir  :D
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Method101 on March 24, 2013, 05:00:35 PM
stop talking to Ukranian men pretending to be women on the internet.

Dude, you are talking to a cop who is pretending to be a 14 year old.  Run for the fuckin' hills man.


Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Deadpool on March 24, 2013, 05:07:40 PM
obviously you are unfamiliar with my early works here on getbig
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 24, 2013, 05:11:19 PM
since he is familiar with your fat back I'm going to venture a guess that unfortunately he is familiar with your "early works" on getbig, fatback.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: NotSure on March 24, 2013, 05:19:59 PM
since he is familiar with your fat back I'm going to venture a guess that unfortunately he is familiar with your "early works" on getbig, fatback.
And if i were fatback i don't know if i'd be proudly show casing those pink stars. I think fatback likes the occasional muff dive.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Roger Bacon on March 24, 2013, 05:29:59 PM
is issa the girl or you?

who wants be penetrated ,im wondering.

lolololol
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Tapeworm on March 24, 2013, 05:30:48 PM
Oh yeah.  She wants it so bad.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: bigjim on March 24, 2013, 05:32:01 PM
worst attempt ever to try and prove your straight.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Deadpool on March 24, 2013, 05:33:44 PM
And if i were fatback i don't know if i'd be proudly show casing those pink stars. I think fatback likes the occasional muff dive.


ah, the indiscretions of my youth

Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 24, 2013, 05:33:55 PM
lol
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: 240 is Back on March 24, 2013, 05:46:14 PM
she sounds like a lot of fun, go for it man
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Natural Man on March 24, 2013, 07:24:26 PM
she sounds like a lot of fun, go for it man
thats what the 6 others dude she had sex with this week said.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: TrueGrit on March 24, 2013, 07:54:42 PM
lol


[24-3-2013 0:20:02] : i want to feel you, inside of you, so we can bond together
[24-3-2013 0:20:34] Issa: im scared may be i get pregnant
[24-3-2013 0:20:44] : no you wont dont worry
[24-3-2013 0:20:50] Issa: (worry)
[24-3-2013 0:21:01] : i have condoms too
[24-3-2013 0:21:26] Issa: okey
[24-3-2013 0:21:34] Issa: well can we change the topic
[24-3-2013 0:21:42] Issa: really dont feel comfortable
[24-3-2013 0:21:44] : no :)
[24-3-2013 0:21:52] : you must get comfortable with me
[24-3-2013 0:22:07] : we must share everything
[24-3-2013 0:22:09] Issa: how
[24-3-2013 0:22:31] : we be together like one
[24-3-2013 0:22:49] Issa: hmm.. okey,,
[24-3-2013 0:22:57] : we must connect
[24-3-2013 0:23:02] : our bodies
[24-3-2013 0:23:23] Issa: i try..to be comfortable talk about this topic
[24-3-2013 0:23:30]  yes :)
[24-3-2013 0:23:32] : very good baby
[24-3-2013 0:23:38] Issa: okey
[24-3-2013 0:23:43] Issa: can i ask something
[24-3-2013 0:23:47] : sure
[24-3-2013 0:24:11] Issa: are you circumtise i forgot the speeling
[24-3-2013 0:24:17] Issa: spelling

(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj160/Viridis_and_Entrust/Posters/imchrishansen.jpg)
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: King Shizzo on March 24, 2013, 08:04:18 PM
[24-3-2013 23:53:53] Issa: what makes you busy?
[24-3-2013 23:54:00] : reading
[24-3-2013 23:54:11] Issa: okey.
[24-3-2013 23:54:56] : how are you
[24-3-2013 23:55:13] Issa: i am fine thnks
[24-3-2013 23:55:18] : cool
[24-3-2013 23:5   : so when you re here we can take a shower together :)
[24-3-2013 23:55:58] Issa: sorry but i dont know you yet
[24-3-2013 23:56:01] Issa: and
[24-3-2013 23:56:04] : lol
[24-3-2013 23:56:10] Issa: were just frends
[24-3-2013 23:56:22] : yes but i want to try anal sex with you :)
[24-3-2013 23:56:26]  in the shower
[24-3-2013 23:56:29] : i have babyoil :)
[24-3-2013 23:56:35] Issa: yuck..
[24-3-2013 23:56:40] : :)
[24-3-2013 23:56:48] Issa: screw you
Didnt read, but your mom and sister dont count.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Jadeveon Clowney on March 24, 2013, 10:37:31 PM
all i've learned from this thread is that el mariachi is a dirty uncircumtized (sic) person and is appropriately ashamed of it.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl
Post by: pedro01 on March 25, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
I can fuck her if i want btw, but i have no interest, she lives too far, thats why im acting silly with her mind you.

Translation: She's a hooker with a webcam in Philippines, she's only interested in continued communication via Western Union.
Title: Re: Short convo i had with this girl regarding anal
Post by: Pray_4_War on March 25, 2013, 03:24:21 PM
Short convo I had with this girl regarding anal

"Bend over and let me see that dirt knot" - Me

"Ouch" - Hot girl

"You like that shit don't you bitch" - Me

"#$%$#$ (muffled)" - Hot girl

"Skeet, skeet, skeet.  Now get out" - Me

"Sniff, are you gonna call me?" - Hot girl

"Doubtfull" - Me