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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: OneMoreRep on March 25, 2013, 10:06:23 AM
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Brethren,
Every now and then there comes a man that defies all the odds and conventional wisdom, a man that reinvents the way in which we see humor and who shows us how to appreciate the beauty of this world by way of his words.
Today, I'd like to say thank you to TapeWorm for being that catalyst for change, beacon of light and, most importantly, one of the funniest members on this site.
I leave you all with a small piece of his work, in which he pays homage to our supreme leader Yaroni Avidan, to bring light to his great accomplishments:
The burden of command weighs heavy, to be sure. Men, by their nature, are an unruly lot. A mob. Without the light of leadership they invariably descend into the darkness of anarchy, ignorance, and unlubricated homosexual intercourse.
Consider your disappointment if you were to attend a symphony without a conductor. The bassoons don't know when to begin. The clarinets trill out of sheer spite. The violins have just robbed a man at gunpoint and the brass section has taken to relieving itself in the timpani.
Leadership, gentlemen. Remember Pericles. Caesar Augustus. Montefeltro. Washington. Avidan. Big toes on the foot of humanity. Licenced drivers of the bus of progress, making all the stops. Boardwalk. Park Place. Ventnor Avenue. Marvin Gardens.
Have faith in your Captain. These public floggings wound his generous spirit, as evidenced by these ripples in his normally flaccid nature. His wisdom, His benevolence, His clemency. These are the attributes of our beloved leader. Soon the velvet glove shall once again replace the iron gauntlet on his beefy yet exquisitely formed hand and these impish rogues, regretful of their misdeeds and thankful for the lessons of their leader, shall reunite with their fellows under the enlightened governance of our loving father.
(http://ereads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/speakers-corner-14.jpg)
Great to have you here TapeWorm!
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The burden of command weighs heavy, to be sure. Men, by their nature, are an unruly lot. A mob. Without the light of leadership they invariably descend into the darkness of anarchy, ignorance, and unlubricated homosexual intercourse.
Consider your disappointment if you were to attend a symphony without a conductor. The bassoons don't know when to begin. The clarinets trill out of sheer spite. The violins have just robbed a man at gunpoint and the brass section has taken to relieving itself in the timpani.
Leadership, gentlemen. Remember Pericles. Caesar Augustus. Montefeltro. Washington. Avidan. Big toes on the foot of humanity. Licenced drivers of the bus of progress, making all the stops. Boardwalk. Park Place. Ventnor Avenue. Marvin Gardens.
Have faith in your Captain. These public floggings wound his generous spirit, as evidenced by these ripples in his normally flaccid nature. His wisdom, His benevolence, His clemency. These are the attributes of our beloved leader. Soon the velvet glove shall once again replace the iron gauntlet on his beefy yet exquisitely formed hand and these impish rogues, regretful of their misdeeds and thankful for the lessons of their leader, shall reunite with their fellows under the enlightened governance of our loving father.
(http://ereads.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/speakers-corner-14.jpg)
Thucydides would be proud, and so should we. Excellent!
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Good call OMR, Tapeworm is easily the second funniest guy on here.
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Nicely written, Tape. Like the orchestra bit a lot. ;D
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Tape is a class citizen on GB likes to grow tomatoes and throw out philosphical writings.
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I'd kick that old mans ass if I ever met him!
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Getbig - Home to the scum and villainy of the bodybuilding universe as well as a meeting place for brilliant yet unheralded writers.
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Great poster! Definitely one of my top 10 favorites on here.
Good to see an appreciation thread that actually makes sense, the last 2 or 3 have been extremely suspect.
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I'd kick that old mans ass if I ever met him!
Go easy on him Clavin, Tape is a man of peace.
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Funny fucker ;D
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One of the best on here, staunch.
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I'd kick that old mans ass if I ever met him!
You just made the list, buddy.
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Getbig - Home to the scum and villainy of the bodybuilding universe as well as a meeting place for brilliant yet unheralded writers.
;D
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Tapeworm = Dr Chimps.
Hope this helps.
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Excellent rear delts for a white guy.
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I love playing in the sandbox here with you guys. :) And your mom has it goin' on.
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You just made the list, buddy.
;D
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:)