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Say you have two children. One gets to be "normal" and the other one either gay or pornstar, depending on sex where daughter becomes pornstar and son gay.
Naturally you can't choose gay daughter or son pornstar 8)
Both are willing and reasonably happy with their lifestyle in this scenario.
-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse. She is then not household famous but searchable on the net with a few clips out.
-Gay son is not flamboyantly gay, but open with it when asked and not hiding his orientation to family and friends.
If you choose a gay son the daughter will not go into porn and vice versa.
;D
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Pornstar daughter, she will eventually quit porn.
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would rather figure out how to build a time machine and abort them
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-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse.
Her career wouldn't last long then :-\
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Her career wouldn't last long then :-\
haha true. just figured if I say she does everything on film, nobody'd want that
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Pornstar Daughter, that means my other child (the son) is normal yes?
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Pornstar Daughter, that means my other child (the son) is normal yes?
Yes, and you will be able to keep the surname alive in an orderly fashion and erase the doubts that you might have passed on your gay gene too ;)
By the way, you can always shun the daughter or son if you want. This is just a simple choice.
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If the Son is normal (and stays normal) i have no problems with the daughter being a pornstar.
The bloodline will still be going strong!
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Lesbian daughter FTW. eliminates cocks completely.
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The daughter will earn more, so I'll take that option.
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Lesbian daughter FTW. eliminates cocks completely.
lol smart
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giant plastic cocks instead tho
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I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.
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giant plastic cocks instead tho
Giant plastic cocks wont fuck with your daughters head or get her pregnant
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I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.
Come on, you gotta give us the Lesbo modification-clause
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I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.
You said two kids, one gay or one porn. I'll take a gay daughter for the kobayashi moru win.
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Is Lesbian daughter an option here? I'll take that and if she has hot GFs, I'll produce the porn on my own dime.
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You said two kids, one gay or one porn. I'll take a gay daughter for the kobayashi moru win.
A lesbian daughter and a straight son is not even a predicament. It's win win 8)
Obviously not the interesting nature of the question I posed. I restated it again in OP for those not getting it.
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A lesbian daughter and a straight son is not even a predicament. It's win win 8)
Straight son in Porn though. Don't ask me why but I used to hang out with Porn people a long time ago. Girls (eastern european for most of them) were strictly there for the money and were in and out of the business in no time. You had the occasional one who thought she'd make it big of course and ended up a drug addict but that was seldom the case. Guys on the other hand were in the business for quite a time and those guys must have been amongst the most worn out specimens I've met in my life (and I met a good number of hardcore booze heads and old pathetic nightclubbers).
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Straight son in Porn though. Don't ask me why but I used to hang out with Porn people a long time ago. Girls (eastern european for most of them) were strictly there for the money and were in and out of the business in no time. You had the occasional one who thought she'd make it big of course and ended up a drug addict but that was seldom the case. Guys on the other hand were in the business for quite a time and those guys must have been amongst the most worn out specimens I've met in my life (and I met a good number of hardcore booze heads and old pathetic nightclubbers).
Yeah. Guess a gay son in gay porn is the worst possible scenario. Jesus...
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I specifically stated that she does straight sex on film so no lesbo modification to the question.
you can't change in mid-flight, said, pornstar and homo. like the others, i can live with a lesbo daughter, but it would fuck my head if my son was a fruit. magic isn't doing well behind close doors, nor is larry fishburne with his trap straight porno daughter.
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Porn daughter though I would have to blank out the thought of her perma semen breath.
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Is the gay son a top, or a bottom twink? That's important information that's pertinent here.
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Is the gay son a top, or a bottom twink? That's important information that's pertinent here.
If he's a top, would you care to know if he likes his bottoms well endowed?
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If he's a top, would you care to know if he likes his bottoms well endowed?
Well now you're just getting too personal. ;D
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gay son, must be terrible for a father to have a porn daughter.
poor fishburne.
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Daddy's little girl ::)
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Is the gay son a top, or a bottom twink? That's important information that's pertinent here.
He is the top.
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I am surprised at the answer. I had thought everyone would have said one of the two.
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Gay Daughter is my choice.
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Daughter, atleast I can rape and murder the little shit.
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Daughter, atleast I can rape and murder the little shit.
Sick Fuck!
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Would MikeCox hit the one on the right? THAT is the question I want to know. ;)
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I understand the whole "to each his own", but seriously, what the fuck are they dressed like that for?
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you can't change in mid-flight, said, pornstar and homo. like the others, i can live with a lesbo daughter, but it would fuck my head if my son was a fruit. magic isn't doing well behind close doors, nor is larry fishburne with his trap straight porno daughter.
you lost me with your magic comment, please elaborate.
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in all seriousness id pick gay son. i have no problems with gay people. i dont think i could handle being able to see my daughter online taking fat black dongs in all of her holes at once. cmonn you really think she'd just stick with regular textbook sex if she was being offered big bucks to give up her ass? fuck off..
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in all seriousness id pick gay son. i have no problems with gay people. i dont think i could handle being able to see my daughter online taking fat black dongs in all of her holes at once. cmonn you really think she'd just stick with regular textbook sex if she was being offered big bucks to give up her ass? fuck off..
I'd opt for the gay son as well.
The shame and sadness of daughter being a little slut for all to see is too much to bare. That would make me lose all hope in the female species as a whole.
No one would blame you for turning the son gay, but people around you would certainly think she must have had daddy issues to do porn.
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Say you have two children. One gets to be "normal" and the other one either gay or pornstar, depending on sex where daughter becomes pornstar and son gay.
Both are willing and reasonably happy with their lifestyle in this scenario.
-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse. She is then not household famous but searchable on the net with a few clips out.
-Gay son is not flamboyantly gay, but open with it when asked and not hiding his orientation to family and friends.
If you choose a gay son the daughter will not go into porn and vice versa.
;D
Gay son, no question
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Is Lesbian daughter an option here?
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I'll take lesbo daughter, pornstar son.
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Straight son in Porn though. Don't ask me why but I used to hang out with Porn people a long time ago. Girls (eastern european for most of them) were strictly there for the money and were in and out of the business in no time. You had the occasional one who thought she'd make it big of course and ended up a drug addict but that was seldom the case. Guys on the other hand were in the business for quite a time and those guys must have been amongst the most worn out specimens I've met in my life (and I met a good number of hardcore booze heads and old pathetic nightclubbers).
Really? That's interesting...
Too much fucking?
???
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I'll take lesbo daughter, pornstar son.
x2 on this if this is an option.
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I have a friend whose a lesbo. Her parents offered to buy her a new car if she'd break up with her girlfriend hahaha, she didn't. :)
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Really? That's interesting...
Too much fucking?
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yes! do expand on this..
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Will the gay son still make it to MLB?
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x2 on this if this is an option.
No it is clearly not an option. Look at the thread title once more.
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you can't change in mid-flight, said, pornstar and homo. like the others, i can live with a lesbo daughter, but it would fuck my head if my son was a fruit. magic isn't doing well behind close doors, nor is larry fishburne with his trap straight porno daughter.
Yo dawg yo grammuh be turrible.
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Lesbian daughter FTW. eliminates cocks completely.
Hi Groink.
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Hard question.
If my son turns gay id probably beat him then disown him.
Daughter doing soft porn would be dissapointing but probably still beats gay son.
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Daughter, atleast I can rape and murder the little shit.
Nothing funny about that.
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Magic's son is literally round.
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-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse.
why no anal? :(
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Magic's son is literally round.
he's been eating alot of fatburgers
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NEITHER.
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NEITHER.
arce, say if you had a son who was like magics son, with a handbag and a purse and he was obese, what would u do?
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both.
then id invite both of them to holiday at the sea,and there would happen a very very unfortunate,tragedic boat accident where there are many sharks.
Cruel bastard hahaha
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I would want to kill him if that was my kid. Magic is gay so he likes it. NOT me.
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why no anal? :(
To even out the choices, to make the question more difficult. I figured no one would want to pick the option where their daughter goes through rough double anal sessions with black men, getting slapped around and snowballing scat. Somewhere I had to draw a line for what type of sex she would do.
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Take them on vacation in to international waters. I will make it back to the U.S.A. They will NOT.
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Daughter, atleast I can rape and murder the little shit.
This must be one of those autistic "things" where the Aspy's fail to realize that rape-your-daughter jokes are over the line.
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Daughter, atleast I can rape and murder the little shit.
You can rape and murder you son as well ?
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Daughter, she could help with the bills.
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Take them on vacation in to international waters. I will make it back to the U.S.A. They will NOT.
:D
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Hard question.
If my son turns gay id probably beat him then disown him.
Daughter doing soft porn would be dissapointing but probably still beats gay son.
haha no no, not soft core. That's not shameful at all. She will be on her fours, sucking cock and swallowing of course, which is the standard now.
Daughter, she could help with the bills.
Ahh, now you're thinking two dimensionally ;)
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Really? That's interesting...
Too much fucking?
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First of all, what the director I knew told me is that the final product was very far from what the shooting was like. Guys spend more time masturbating to keep it hard then actually fucking. Some of them even masturbate when off set to be "good to go" when back on. One of the guys I knew went from acting to working behind the scene: according to him, 60 to 70% of the time, the guys have a hard time (no pun intended) to keep it hard. A lot use drugs (this was more then 15 years ago so Viagra was not in the picture) to be "fit". Then the really funny thing was how they acted around women: there was always a bunch of gorgeous eastern european girls and only these 3-4 actors who didn't give a single fuck. One of them was only talking about watches, he carried a bunch of catalogs with him all the time. Another one was deep into horse racing and was only reading stuff related to it. Obsessive behaviors. They all looked a good 10-15 years older then they were.
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I would be fine with a gay son. Just not a big flamed that wears women's clothes.
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I would be fine with a gay son. Just not a big flamed that wears women's clothes.
Tough question.
Eventually 90% of getbig will be wanking over both their pics, after my son takes up bodybuilding so not sure.
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Neither, I would commit seppuku immediately.
I will say this. As a father, having a gay son wouldn't be your fault. A daughter that is in porn, on the other hand, would be your fault.
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I would be fine with a gay son. Just not a big flamed that wears women's clothes.
Any man who's "fine" with his son sucking cock and taking it up the ass needs some serious issues.
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Normal girls with a good upbringing don't turn to porn. And nobody chooses to be gay so I'll take the gay son as long as he's happy. :-\
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Daughter, atleast I can rape and murder the little shit.
And if your son is gay he could suck you off while you watch your daughter getting skewered. Then your wife comes in with sandwiches, freaks out, slips on a puddle of jizz, hits her head on the coffee table, and the sandwiches are ruined. That bitch never could do anything right. So you pick up the sandwich fixings and start stuffing them up her ass, screaming "Keep the meat between the buns!"
Now that the dead woman is stuffed like a turkey you invite the room to stop and have a snack, which is only polite. Your son declines because he's gay, so the idea of eating anything out of a dead female's ass is disgusting, and he complains that it's an indication of society's marginalization of homosexuals that a male corpse with a sandwich stuffed ass hasn't also been made available. And your daughter won't have any because she only performs straight acts, and incestuous necrophiliacal anal dining isn't in the contract. And you'll be damned if you're gonna eat that disgusting bitch's ass again, dead or alive, sandwiches or no sandwiches.
Well your bloodsugar is running low and you're cranky, so you shove your son's head up your daughters crotch and tell her to kegel like a hole in a bagel or you'll post unkind comments on all her videos. Then you start ramming your son's ass, insisting that you're going to fuck The Devil out of there that the priest put in in the rectumry. Everything seems just fine until your son is gasping for air inside your daughter and decides to eat his way out, which causes your daughter hemorrhage, your son to drown in her internal bleeding, and you never get off.
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And if your son is gay he could suck you off while you watch your daughter getting skewered. Then your wife comes in with sandwiches, freaks out, slips on a puddle of jizz, hits her head on the coffee table, and the sandwiches are ruined. That bitch never could do anything right. So you pick up the sandwich fixings and start stuffing them up her ass, screaming "Keep the meat between the buns!"
Now that the dead woman is stuffed like a turkey you invite the room to stop and have a snack, which is only polite. Your son declines because he's gay, so the idea of eating anything out of a dead female's ass is disgusting, and he complains that it's an indication of society's marginalization of homosexuals that a male corpse with a sandwich stuffed ass hasn't also been made available. And your daughter won't have any because she only performs straight acts, and incestuous necrophiliacal anal dining isn't in the contract. And you'll be damned if you're gonna eat that disgusting bitch's ass again, dead or alive, sandwiches or no sandwiches.
Well your bloodsugar is running low and you're cranky, so you shove your son's head up your daughters crotch and tell her to kegel like a hole in a bagel or you'll post unkind comments on all her videos. Then you start ramming your son's ass, insisting that you're going to fuck The Devil out of there that the priest put in in the rectumry. Everything seems just fine until your son is gasping for air inside your daughter and decides to eat his way out, which causes your daughter hemorrhage, your son to drown in her internal bleeding, and you never get off.
(http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/aristocrats_joke.jpeg)
:o
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Say you have two children. One gets to be "normal" and the other one either gay or pornstar, depending on sex where daughter becomes pornstar and son gay.
Naturally you can't choose gay daughter or son pornstar 8)
Both are willing and reasonably happy with their lifestyle in this scenario.
-Pornstar daughter means she does straight sex on film, not anal or facial abuse. She is then not household famous but searchable on the net with a few clips out.
-Gay son is not flamboyantly gay, but open with it when asked and not hiding his orientation to family and friends.
If you choose a gay son the daughter will not go into porn and vice versa.
;D
if your son ends gay, or your daughter doing porno, odds are 101% that you are responsible one way or another for what happened. So you re probably not going to be surprised the least.
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if your son ends gay, or your daughter doing porno, odds are 101% that you are responsible one way or another for what happened. So you re probably not going to be surprised the least.
You do realize that being gay is not a choice right? Climbing on the pole is?
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You do realize that being gay is not a choice right? Climbing on the pole is?
woah. You do realize that being gay is a choice, right? A deeply conditionned, oriented choice, but still, a choice right? Just like everything else in life. As if father getting aids had nothing to do with kid ending gay... Lol i dont even want to imagine or create stories about what he might have done to him.
Johnson initially said that he did not know how he contracted the disease,[73] but later acknowledged that it was through having multiple sexual partners during his playing career.[74] At the time, only a small percentage of HIV-positive American men had contracted it from heterosexual sex,[62][75] and it was initially rumored that Johnson was gay or bisexual, although he denied both.[62] Johnson later accused Isiah Thomas of spreading the rumors, a claim Thomas denied.[47][7
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Personal life
Johnson first fathered a son in 1981, when Andre Johnson was born to Melissa Mitchell. Although Andre was raised by his mother, he visited Johnson each summer, and as of October 2005 was working for Magic Johnson Enterprises as a marketing director.[7] In 1991, Johnson married Earlitha "Cookie" Kelly in a small wedding in Lansing which included guests Thomas, Aguirre, and Herb Williams.[101] Johnson and Cookie have one son, Earvin III;[7] the couple adopted a daughter, Elisa, in 1995.
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woah. You do realize that being gay is a choice, right? A deeply conditionned, oriented choice, but still, a choice right? Just like everything else in life. As if father getting aids had nothing to do with kid ending gay... Lol i dont even want to imagine what he did to him.
Woah... Studies have shown that the brain patterns of gay men mimic females... so no... it's not a choice.
But hey, you keep stating these lies, I'm sure that will make them true.
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Woah... Studies have shown that the brain patterns of gay men mimic females... so no... it's not a choice.
But hey, you keep stating these lies, I'm sure that will make them true.
"studies" of your brain would probably show that you like watching pictures of muscular men in thongs daily tho...what's your point?
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"studies" of your brain would probably show that you like watching pictures of muscular men in thongs daily tho...what's your point?
That's the best you've got?
Really?
Sad, sad, sad... Getbiggers should be much funnier than that.
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Tu Holmes just made Uberman melt.
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That's the best you've got?
Really?
Sad, sad, sad... Getbiggers should be much funnier than that.
oh oh "calm down gloria" looks like someone is deep -pun intended-into defending queefs for some reasons, is there something you want to tell us maybe?
My "lies" are as valid as yours.
Of course there are chances you gonna end gay when you have an adopted sister, a weirdo mother and your father is a closet homo who reports his gayness on you since birth. Had he not had a gay father and fucked up mother and sister he would have been conditionned to be heterosexual. They shaped him into an homosexual, and he "chose" to live the life his own father wasnt coureageous enough to admit. Such stories are very common, you re bringing up studies as if you had any clue about what you re talking about... but you dont, fact is there are studies on the subject that say the exact oposite of each others more than anything. It's ok if you re gay tho. I dont care, it's your "choice".
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Tu Holmes just made Uberman melt.
It took zero time.
Is this like a Reverend Ted Haggard thing?
Often those who are so vehemently against something, are just railing against their own desires.
oh oh "calm down gloria" looks like someone is deep -pun intended-into defending queefs for some reasons, is there something you want to tell us maybe?
My "lies" are as valid as yours.
Of course there are chances you gonna end gay when you have an adopted sister, a weirdo mother and your father is a closet homo who reports his gayness on you since birth. Had he not had a gay father and fucked up mother and sister he would have been conditionned to be heterosexual. They shaped him into an homosexual, and he "chose" to live the life his own father wasnt coureageous enough to admit. Such stories are very common, you re talking about studies as if you had any clue about what you re talking about... but you dont. It's ok if you re gay tho. I dont care, it's your "choice".
Haha... yeah... Whatever you say. ::)
Defending my heterosexuality on a forum against an anonymous poster is important.... Oh. No it's not.
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It took zero time.
Is this like a Reverend Ted Haggard thing?
Often those who are so vehemently against something, are just railing against their own desires.
I fear Uberman has fished one too many Casio watches, from gaping, male assholes.
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Haha... yeah... Whatever you say. ::)
Defending my heterosexuality on a forum against an anonymous poster is important.... Oh. No it's not.
haha huh? you re the one who out of the blue got your pants in a bunch over an innocent comment i made for some reasons in the first place genius. Again I dont care if you re into sucking men cocks, it's your choice !
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robert patinson (sp?) lost some weight. On the other hand it looks like melvin goodcum let himself go quite a bit... he obviously deserves his name. What an abomination.
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haha huh? you re the one who out of the blue got your pants in a bunch over an innocent comment i made for some reasons in the first place genius. Again I dont care if you re into sucking men cocks, it's your choice !
Actually, I simply stated that one was a choice (climbing the pole) and one was not.
That was not even remotely "panties in a bunch"... We apparently have 2 different views of what constitutes a meltdown.
I don't think the pussy I pound every night would take too kindly of you calling it a "cock", but hey... you're confused, it's ok.
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Actually, I simply stated that one was a choice (climbing the pole) and one was not.
That was not even remotely "panties in a bunch"... We apparently have 2 different views of what constitutes a meltdown.
I don't think the pussy I pound every night would take too kindly of you calling it a "cock", but hey... you're confused, it's ok.
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Just because you google for an image doesn't make it so.
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robert patinson (sp?) lost some weight. On the other hand it looks like melvin goodcum let himself go quite a bit... he obviously deserves his name. What an abomination.
You sound like a shared account now. Fail.