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Title: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:02:10 AM
I love these fat guys who shave their heads and think they are tough, funniest thing is them being fat shows just how weak they are, they dont move much or exercise, eat too much food and are carrying a load of shit round with no extra muscle to help.Delusion at its highest level.Always fear the skinny guy more.The shaved head part is funniest, its like they know they look like shit with hair, cant get any women so why not go for the "tough guy" look, monster delusion!
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: chaos on April 13, 2013, 07:03:57 AM
Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:06:34 AM
I love these fat guys who shave their heads.

FAG!!!!
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:06:47 AM
Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

At least it looks like you semi lift, Im talking about the typical fat guy with shaved head and 13inch arms.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Bam-bam on April 13, 2013, 07:07:19 AM
Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

are you bald and fat chaos?
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:07:36 AM
FAG!!!!

There is always Weight watchers/Hair plugs, Tedim, All is not lost.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:08:51 AM
There is always Weight watchers/Hair plugs, Tedim, All is not lost.

When I want lip from you, you'll know......I'll jiggle my zipper. (No homo)
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: ukjeff on April 13, 2013, 07:09:22 AM
(http://www.pridefc.com/pride2005/images/fighter/354_l.jpg)
This guy wasted a few great bodied fighters.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Bam-bam on April 13, 2013, 07:10:28 AM
the gold standard of pussy slaying physique and totall badassery right here

(http://i42.tinypic.com/315hf61.jpg)

(http://i40.tinypic.com/vdzvc7.jpg)
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Bam-bam on April 13, 2013, 07:11:35 AM
lots of fat bald dudes getting undercovered in this thread
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: dj181 on April 13, 2013, 07:13:51 AM
Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.

lol
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:16:22 AM
lots of fat bald dudes getting undercovered in this thread

Yes, tedim outed himself accidently in quite dramatic fashion
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:18:44 AM
Oh I'm a huge beast... You can hide sammich's in my tit flaps...I piss butter.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 07:21:18 AM
Oh I'm a huge beast... You can hide sammich's in my tit flaps...I piss butter.

Do you know Cswol?
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: HTexan on April 13, 2013, 07:22:03 AM
Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.
:D
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:25:45 AM
Army on one getting that beat down while his bitch watched.... ;D

Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Henda on April 13, 2013, 07:39:08 AM
Yes know plenty of that type. Fat, baldy, liftin tatoos and walk around like they are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet thinking they look intimidating.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Stark on April 13, 2013, 07:40:27 AM
Size means fuck all when it comes to being tough I have seen huge fat guys that were tough as shit, I kicked a huge skinhead in the nuts once and he didn't go down and nearly killed me after it he literally kicked me around until the cops arrived, than I remember a black Brazilian guy by the name of jhonny he was tiny but I saw him once crawl underneath a bouncers legs in a split second and gouging one of his eyes out nobody would fuck with that guy.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:48:10 AM
We had a kid McFarland in our platoon he was 5'2" at best, in boots... On long road marches 10 mile + we had to carry his gear cause those short stubby legs had to take 2 steps for everyone of mine. BUT say shit to him and you had a fight, little shit wouldn't give up......always liked him always the happy sort.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: local hero on April 13, 2013, 07:54:51 AM
ive had the same 'type' tell me they used to squat 700 odd pounds and bench 4 or 5 plates on there sporadic gym visits... strangely enough these lifts are never witnessed by anyone 
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 07:56:21 AM
I was at a bar in NYC I was 19 and was 225 6' strong, got drunk and stupid..... A short skinny guy bumped into me (5'6" 160 maybe)and I swung, hit him straight in the face thought I caved his skull in. Actually remember being worried that I broke his face, next morning I had two shut eyes chipped tooth and couldn't open my jaw.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: dj181 on April 13, 2013, 07:59:33 AM
147 @ 6'1"

(http://st-listas.20minutos.es/images/2012-12/349803/3820709_640px.jpg?1355362243)
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: jodsy on April 13, 2013, 08:25:41 AM
Translated: a big bald dude pushed you down, took your lunch money and your girl and they both lol'd at you.
he definitely seems to have hurt feelings
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: MAXX on April 13, 2013, 08:26:49 AM
worse than guys with muscles who think they are tough?   :D
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: SF1900 on April 13, 2013, 08:35:33 AM
worse than guys with muscles who think they are tough?   :D
 

Nope, because at least guys with muscle put work in the gym. They have something to show for it.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 13, 2013, 08:44:52 AM
Chaos is the first guy I thought about when I read the thread title.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on April 13, 2013, 08:57:33 AM
I love these fat guys who shave their heads and think they are tough, funniest thing is them being fat shows just how weak they are, they dont move much or exercise, eat too much food and are carrying a load of shit round with no extra muscle to help.Delusion at its highest level.Always fear the skinny guy more.The shaved head part is funniest, its like they know they look like shit with hair, cant get any women so why not go for the "tough guy" look, monster delusion!

That shit hurts . . .

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: chaos on April 13, 2013, 09:13:33 AM
Which is worse....those guys or the internet tough guys? :D
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: anabolichalo on April 13, 2013, 09:45:31 AM
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: jodsy on April 13, 2013, 09:46:57 AM
I love these fat guys who shave their heads and think they are tough, funniest thing is them being fat shows just how weak they are, they dont move much or exercise, eat too much food and are carrying a load of shit round with no extra muscle to help.Delusion at its highest level.Always fear the skinny guy more.The shaved head part is funniest, its like they know they look like shit with hair, cant get any women so why not go for the "tough guy" look, monster delusion!
so your problem is people projecting a tough image like say calling yourself "army of one" on a forum?
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 09:50:48 AM
so your problem is people projecting a tough image like say calling yourself "army of one" on a forum?

Fat guy number 3 outed.Should we start a support group for them?
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Tedim on April 13, 2013, 10:16:55 AM
We can call it "Support Group of One".....
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: jodsy on April 13, 2013, 10:21:48 AM
Fat guy number 3 outed.Should we start a support group for them?
i'd explain the joke to you but i dont have any crayons
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Army of One on April 13, 2013, 01:42:27 PM
i'd explain the joke to you but i dont have any crayons

Did you eat them again?
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: arce1988 on April 13, 2013, 01:43:59 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 13, 2013, 01:44:53 PM
I dont want to see another fat guy in my life.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: dj181 on April 13, 2013, 01:47:44 PM
I dont want to see another fat guy in my life.

x10000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000 000000000

and add fat girls to that list as well
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: HTexan on April 14, 2013, 09:18:13 AM
worse than guys with muscles who think they are tough?   :D
x2. putting on that work in the gym and still being bitch made. :-\
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 14, 2013, 09:31:02 AM
People who try hard to act tough are fucking annoying.

Really tough dudes don't need to advertise it. And they are usually wolves in sheep's clothing.

When I see a guy trying hard to be a "badass", I know that deep down, he is just an insecure, confused, pussy. His life sucks and he can't be proud of real accomplishments. So he acts tough for a little ego boost to salvage his pride.


Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: deceiver on April 14, 2013, 09:45:36 AM
That's pretty funny indeed.

I remember like a month ago I was as usual in hurry so I basicly run from the bus stop to my house. Some fat dude noticed me like 100m before the entrance and started chasing me. Obviously I was breathing heavily after like 800m run, especially considering the fact that I was after workout and really out of shape when it comes to conditioning. He started asking me questions like "why do you breathe so heavily" and shit. I think he thought he's in better condition than me and was trying to make fun out of me  ??? ???

Not even mentioning dudes who never been to the gym and think they're stronger than me because they're "big".
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Henda on April 14, 2013, 10:32:37 AM
People who try hard to act tough are fucking annoying.

Really tough dudes don't need to advertise it. And they are usually wolves in sheep's clothing.

When I see a guy trying hard to be a "badass", I know that deep down, he is just an insecure, confused, pussy. His life sucks and he can't be proud of real accomplishments. So he acts tough for a little ego boost to salvage his pride.




Exactly, for about 10 years i was friends with a bloke who was regarded as the toughest fucker in our area and never once did i ever see he ever act tough, brag about who he was, walk around like a douchbag with ils ect. People could drink in his company and feel safe as he fucking hated bullys and never ever threw his weight around.
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: anabolichalo on April 14, 2013, 10:35:42 AM
i wonder who is the toughest guy in the ifbb elite ranks

maybe jay, doesnt need to act tough because he knows he is???
Title: Re: Fat Guys who think they are tough - Life's greatest Oxymoron?
Post by: Archer77 on April 14, 2013, 10:42:35 AM
Wanna be tough guys with the shaved heads and the fat rolls on the back of their neck who are constantly sweating.