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If Steven Seagal had been roaming arounf the crowd you can bet your ass this shit would have never went down in Boston! Where do men like Seagal come from? He's one in a million!
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Steven seagal. Ex navy seal, mafia hitman, CIA assassin. Reincarnated buddhist holy man.
Many hats ( none ever confirmed) but one true badass ( according to him).
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;D
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(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4121/4863832783_6148b5d7f8_z.jpg)
Spray on hair
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(http://honestinfomercialreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hair_in_a_can.jpg)
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(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4121/4863832783_6148b5d7f8_z.jpg)
Spray on hair
Looks like a patch of velcro.....or astroturf.
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Tyr is a good fucking poster
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Seagal is Hierarchy bloodline...Trying to re-write history and put his name to anything that moves...
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Steven seagal. Ex navy seal, mafia hitman, CIA assassin. Reincarnated buddhist holy man.
Many hats ( none ever confirmed) but one true badass ( according to him).
^^This, times 500 Hundred fockin million!!^^
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If Steven Seagal had been roaming arounf the crowd you can bet your ass this shit would have never went down in Boston! Where do men like Seagal come from? He's one in a million!
hahaha
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Steven seagal. Ex navy seal, mafia hitman, CIA assassin. Reincarnated buddhist holy man.
Many hats ( none ever confirmed) but one true badass ( according to him).
LOL!
He got a bodyguard and a court order for protection, when some mob dude said, he'd kick his ass. He didn't say, he'd kill him, just kick his ass, if he saw him on the street.
Seagal = Fake
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If Steven Seagal had been roaming arounf the crowd you can bet your ass this shit would have never went down in Boston! Where do men like Seagal come from? He's one in a million!
Dream on, he is an actor. You must live in a fantasy world.
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lol
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We have enough overweight men on getbig
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I bet Marky Mark would have nipt this all in the butt if he was there.... :-\
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Yeah, he trains all the best Brazilians in UFC ::). Nevermind in videos they clearly don't understand English (let alone his faggy whisper) and he speaks jack shit of Portuguese
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If there's any doubt how Steven would have handled those fuckers just watch "Under Seige". And remember Seagal's movies reflect WHO he IS!
they reflected who he WANTED to be lol
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;D
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they reflected who he WANTED to be lol
No no, the movies portray who he IS, not how he wanted to be.
If you watch all his movies, he is the same person, just with different names.
Not only is he a Shitzu and Ginza of Aikido, he's also an Undercover Chef that can play Guitar!
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(http://farm5.staticflickr.com/4121/4863832783_6148b5d7f8_z.jpg)
Spray on hair
Great to see he's keeping himself in good shape.
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Government should pay Mark Wahlberg to patrol these events. Guy would have saved the twin towers.
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;D
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Delusions of grandeur
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No no, the movies portray who he IS, not how he wanted to be.
If you watch all his movies, he is the same person, just with different names.
Not only is he a Shitzu and Ginza of Aikido, he's also an Undercover Chef that can play Guitar!
:D :D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Seagal doesn't look capable of lifting his leg high enough to kick a midget in the knee. He is one out of shape guy. I really believe little about his martial arts back ground and I feel it is exaggerated. How much time in his young life prior to making his first movie did he really train in Japan? Was it weeks, months or years? That question has never been fully explained to my satisfaction.
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I've said it numerous times on here (dunno why, no one ever laughs): Seagal went from Navy seal to plain seal.
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What sort of voodoo is this?
I'm not even bald or balding and this looks amazing.
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(http://honestinfomercialreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hair_in_a_can.jpg)
If I have to vote the most american invention of all times, it would be this? Instead of showing your bald spot, just paint it black. Inventor of this shit has to be genius. Buy a lot of obsolete spray car paint, change the label, be a millioner. It is a crime to let stupid people keep their money ;D
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What sort of voodoo is this?
I'm not even bald or balding and this looks amazing.
The Voodoo is called spray paint. In the old days, not mine but my dad's men sometimes used shoe polish to accomplish this.
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Until it rains...then you're fucked
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That fat fraud has been working steady in Hollywood for 30 years, and has had big hits. Must be doing something right.
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That fat fraud has been working steady in Hollywood for 30 years, and has had big hits. Must be doing something right.
Seagal has never lifted a weight in his life, terrible physique but could beat a thug up.
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Seagal has never lifted a weight in his life, terrible physique but could beat a thug up.
I never understood his appeal, he made maybe two good movies.... but this corny ass bullshitter wanted to be a star and promoted the shit out of himself and managed to do it.
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Seagal has never lifted a weight in his life, terrible physique but could beat a thug up.
I have no idea if I have ever seen a Steven Seagal film. I do know who he is though. Perhaps I saw him on some late night talk show.
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I've always found his films to be surprisingly enjoyable in a kitsch and cheesy way.
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Looks like a patch of velcro.....or astroturf.
(http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/augusto/seagal80s.jpg)
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(http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/10/21/1021-steven-seagal-munster-credit.jpg)
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(http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/seagal-hairline-crazy.jpg)
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His head is bigger than a football.
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Looks like a patch of velcro.....or astroturf.
Beat me to it. Lol.
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your typical getbiggers saturday night routine before hitting the clubs 8)
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He was married to Kelly LeBrock......enuf said.
Although, he could be a G&O Mod with that hair.
I kid, I kid..... ;D
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I remember when Seagal first showed up in California.