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Title: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: affeman on April 18, 2013, 10:13:31 AM
while training there during the 4 days of the Fibo.

Info from the gym owner himself ;D
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: MB on April 18, 2013, 10:20:10 AM
Gyms can't be hardcore until the machines are broken. 
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: jodsy on April 18, 2013, 10:21:02 AM
cool story bro
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Man of Steel on April 18, 2013, 10:21:22 AM
hardcore machine training LOL!
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: liquid_c on April 18, 2013, 10:21:35 AM
If he literally broke them he was being an idiot.  No need to break machines no matter who you are.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Submissionfytr on April 18, 2013, 10:48:00 AM
Retard rage. Had an attack since Farah dumped him for Kai :-)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 18, 2013, 11:12:59 AM
If he literally broke them he was being an idiot.  No need to break machines no matter who you are.

this^^
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 11:14:22 AM
Soda machine?
Snack machine?
Condom dispenser machine???
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Marine on April 18, 2013, 11:22:56 AM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/sothzt.jpg)


Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2013, 11:23:03 AM
Branch is too hardcore for old-fashioned gyms, the owner should use a "you must be this tall to ride this machine" sign so the midget would just walk away.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 11:26:11 AM
They probably broke due to heat friction because of his 1/4 inch rep superfast swinging lifting style
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Mitch on April 18, 2013, 11:27:11 AM
Branch is so hardcore that...













I don't care  :D
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 11:30:40 AM
Pics of destroyed machines or gym owner is full of shit
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Papper on April 18, 2013, 01:08:38 PM
None of the three machines were hardcore enough, so Branch had to teach them a lesson.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Tapeworm on April 18, 2013, 01:42:07 PM
Branch "Stronger than mechanical design and materials tolerance parameters" Warren strikes again.

Next time he's in town maybe he can chew a 3/8" bolt in half.  ::)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 02:44:36 PM
this only happens when people do ballistic reps to fuel their ego
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: hardgainerj on April 18, 2013, 02:45:47 PM
has anyone wondered why this midget wont do standard military presses than doing incline presses on seated shoulder press
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: arce1988 on April 18, 2013, 02:46:50 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Danjo on April 18, 2013, 02:50:51 PM
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 18, 2013, 03:02:17 PM
has anyone wondered why this midget wont do standard military presses than doing incline presses on seated shoulder press

id like to see how much he can standing dumbbell press
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: hardgainerj on April 18, 2013, 03:04:27 PM
id like to see how much he can standing dumbbell press
maybe a fraction of what he incline presses on the seated shoulder press
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Bevo on April 18, 2013, 03:05:06 PM
Ridiculous that he has a couple of Arnold wins and Cormier has none
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 18, 2013, 03:09:13 PM
maybe a fraction of what he incline presses on the seated shoulder press

major complex..
see how much Poundstone could put up if he used that ridiculous form, except hes got too much self respect to make himself look that foolish.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: el numero uno on April 18, 2013, 03:15:23 PM
maybe a fraction of what he incline presses on the seated shoulder press

hey, dude incline presses and squats at the same time, give him a break
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 03:27:47 PM
Branch's "macho" image is all a marketing ploy.

Middle aged men dream about branch topping them on a bear skin rug in his hunting cabin. With his musky bo scent and rugged stubble on his face.

That's how they sell dvds and tickets to the shows.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nomad on April 18, 2013, 03:29:35 PM


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MERICAA


MUIRICA

MRCAAA


MRACI!U!E@HIUCH()U@E
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 03:31:25 PM
Branch's "macho" image is all a marketing ploy.

Middle aged men dream about branch topping them on a bear skin rug in his hunting cabin. With his musky bo scent and rugged stubble on his face.

That's how they sell dvds and tickets to the shows.
homosexuality is weird enough in general

but if you had to be a homo you would want a young boyish smooth twink with perfect skin and full head of shiny luscious hair

branch warren for homosex?

lol

disgusting
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 18, 2013, 03:35:29 PM
Sure, he "destroyed" them  ::)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 03:51:26 PM
Sure, he "destroyed" them  ::)
branch "the texas demolition machine" warren!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 18, 2013, 03:58:09 PM
branch "the texas demolition machine" warren!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Going to the gym, is like going to the battlefield...

(http://www.thehitlistonline.com/images/hosts/branch_small2.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:00:38 PM
Going to the gym, is like going to the battlefield...

(http://www.thehitlistonline.com/images/hosts/branch_small2.jpg)
branch warren is an inspirational figure tho if his story is legit

was sort of white trash guy

but managed to have his own transportation company and is making serious money with it


in his free time he injects himself with litres of AAS, lifts weights and hunts animals


living the dream i'd say

he just was cursed with short bald man genetics
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 04:05:39 PM
branch warren is an inspirational figure tho if his story is legit

was sort of white trash guy

but managed to have his own transportation company and is making serious money with it


in his free time he injects himself with litres of AAS, lifts weights and hunts animals


living the dream i'd say

he just was cursed with short bald man genetics

The transportation co. is probably just a front to launder juice money.

But who cares, money is money.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:06:59 PM
The transportation co. is probably just a front to launder juice money.

But who cares, money is money.

great success

to make money in the first place is hard enough

then to launder it is just perfect
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 18, 2013, 04:08:05 PM
branch warren is an inspirational figure tho if his story is legit

was sort of white trash guy

but managed to have his own transportation company and is making serious money with it


in his free time he injects himself with litres of AAS, lifts weights and hunts animals


living the dream i'd say

he just was cursed with short bald man genetics

I hate the hunting part, but yes, he's a hardworking guy with a bangable wife
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 18, 2013, 04:08:30 PM
What???

He destroyed not one, but THREE machines!

Is he really that strong???
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: a_ahmed on April 18, 2013, 04:09:32 PM
I used to watch branch warren videos before hitting the gym, always hyped me up, used to inspire me, then i learned about proper form.... haven't watched branch since lol :( His last lobster appearance scared me away forever :( I do respect hard working guys though.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:11:35 PM
I hate the hunting part, but yes, he's a hardworking guy with a bangable wife
i think hunting is great

keeps one in touch with nature and the realities of eating meat
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 18, 2013, 04:11:45 PM
Just talked to the gym owner...What Branch broke was 3 different step ladders he borrowed from the gym in trying to get into his rental car...
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:12:50 PM
What???

He destroyed not one, but THREE machines!

Is he really that strong???
he is pretty strong

but ronnie was stronger and didnt break machines in fibo
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: a_ahmed on April 18, 2013, 04:15:22 PM
i think hunting is great

keeps one in touch with nature and the realities of eating meat

I was considering taking up hunting deer... all that amazing protein O_O... but then my father made a good point... wild meat, u never know what kind of disease it might have caught in the wild... kind of turned me off then :-/
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:16:57 PM
I was considering taking up hunting deer... all that amazing protein O_O... but then my father made a good point... wild meat, u never know what kind of disease it might have caught in the wild... kind of turned me off then :-/
wild animals are probably healthier to eat than corn stuffed bloated cows on tren
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 18, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Can Deer get Lyme disease? I know they carry the ticks that carry the disease.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 18, 2013, 04:21:22 PM
i think hunting is great

keeps one in touch with nature and the realities of eating meat

In order to stay in tough with nature, there's absolutely no need to kill animals. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a tree hugger, but there are more peaceful ways to feel one with nature.
BTW, eating excessive amounts of red meat will kill you on the long run.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:24:00 PM
In order to stay in tough with nature, there's absolutely no need to kill animals. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a tree hugger, but there are more peaceful ways to feel one with nature.
BTW, eating excessive amounts of red meat will kill you on the long run.
i mean it doesnt make sense to eat meat but disapprove of hunting

an animal that gets eaten after it gets shot in the bush...at least it lived in freedom, probably fucked some female animals etc

vs

an animal that was bread and fed in a little cage, waiting for the execution
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BB on April 18, 2013, 04:33:22 PM
Can Deer get Lyme disease? I know they carry the ticks that carry the disease.

Yes, but I've never heard of a reported transmission that way. Parasites and tapeworms can be a bit of a worry, but if you deep freeze for a little bit, then throughly cook, you'll be fine.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 18, 2013, 04:34:29 PM
i mean it doesnt make sense to eat meat but disapprove of hunting

an animal that gets eaten after it gets shot in the bush...at least it lived in freedom, probably fucked some female animals etc

vs

an animal that was bread and fed in a little cage, waiting for the execution

Agree, hunting on adult animals (when the population is big enough!) is always better than the existence of the bio industry, for animals, us and to the environment in general. Unfortunately we're living in an overpopulated world.
Humans are even worse than horny rabbits, they can't stop reproducing themselves  :-\
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 18, 2013, 04:36:52 PM
Agree, hunting on adult animals (when the population is big enough!) is always better than the existence of the bio industry, for animals, us and to the environment in general. Unfortunately we're living in an overpopulated world.
Humans are even worse than horny rabbits, they can't stop reproducing themselves  :-\
humans dont reproduce at a higher rate, they just die at a lower rate

i think
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 18, 2013, 04:43:17 PM
humans dont reproduce at a higher rate, they just die at a lower rate

i think

That's correct since octomoms are a rarity, but the ecological footprint of a human being is so much larger than a rabbit, prob even larger than a whale.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecological_footprint
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 05:36:22 PM
Frank Mcgrath just Blasted this turd and his training style on Flex Magazine


 frank_mcgrath78 @flex_magazine @hanyrambod offseason chest training   6h
 


(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/1aac00aca85511e28a2e22000a1fbc67_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: deadpan on April 18, 2013, 05:40:19 PM
probably doing his idiotic "high intensity" swinging bouncing momentum back snaps training. no wonder the dude has like 12 major injuries during his career. you'd think he'd learn his lesson.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: a_ahmed on April 18, 2013, 05:45:56 PM
Apparently Frank sometimes trains at my gym but I have yet to see him as I workout late at night. My boys saw him though. Apparently huge guy but doesn't work out as hard as his videos indicate.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: ether on April 18, 2013, 05:48:54 PM
Branch could not requalify as a pro
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 05:51:14 PM
Apparently Frank sometimes trains at my gym but I have yet to see him as I workout late at night. My boys saw him though. Apparently huge guy but doesn't work out as hard as his videos indicate.

yea uses alot of machines , trains alot like Phil Heath

then again Dick Rambod is not his guru
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: deadpan on April 18, 2013, 05:53:17 PM
Frank Mcgrath just Blasted this turd and his training style on Flex Magazine


 frank_mcgrath78 @flex_magazine @hanyrambod offseason chest training   6h
 


(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/1aac00aca85511e28a2e22000a1fbc67_7.jpg)


mcgrath is an amazing bodybuilder and is very inspirational to me. great balance and physique, shame about the car crash. he could have done so much more with his bb career.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Parker on April 18, 2013, 05:55:37 PM
Apparently Frank sometimes trains at my gym but I have yet to see him as I workout late at night. My boys saw him though. Apparently huge guy but doesn't work out as hard as his videos indicate.
He might be trying to take it easy on his muscles--remember he has a torn tricep.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 05:56:18 PM
mcgrath is an amazing bodybuilder and is very inspirational to me. great balance and physique, shame about the car crash. he could have done so much more with his bb career.



Indeed, he always kept his Vshape and keeps fit even in the offseason , whos the getbigger at the gym with him???



(http://distilleryimage4.s3.amazonaws.com/194e2660891811e2996e22000a1f98fe_7.jpg)


(http://distilleryimage8.s3.amazonaws.com/5b4f7be0862011e2bd8822000a9d0df8_7.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 18, 2013, 06:46:38 PM
i think hunting is great

keeps one in touch with nature and the realities of eating meat

keeping in touch, using a high powered rifle lol  ::)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: G_Thang on April 18, 2013, 07:24:39 PM
(http://i50.tinypic.com/sothzt.jpg)




 ::)

a real TX man midget.  not even the great ronnie and yates could destroy gym equipment.

i see he got a truck, which fits his stature.  ::) 
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 07:26:12 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/JhE8j.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DanielPaul on April 18, 2013, 07:43:05 PM
Branch kinda reminds me of Danny Devito's character in twins, because genetics wise he's pretty much all the left over shit after all the good stuff in removed.  The only difference is he's been juiced to the max for several year now and while he is a muscular man, he still looks like shit.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: EH on April 18, 2013, 07:44:49 PM
little











man









complex





breaking things for no reason.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 07:45:14 PM
Branch kinda reminds me of Danny Devito's character in twins, because genetics wise he's pretty much all the left over shit after all the good stuff in removed.  The only difference is he's been juiced to the max for several year now and while he is a muscular man, he still looks like shit.



(http://www.ifbbpro.com/wp-content/uploads/image/2009/results/2009arnoldclassic_warren3.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 07:46:54 PM
He must be Serious about beating Phil at the 2013 Olympia   ::) ::)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2012/2012-road-to-the-arnold-branch-warren-mass-with-class.jpg)






(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/601787_570589639642446_540987101_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 18, 2013, 07:55:19 PM
TA making the midget look tiny in this clip

Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 08:01:11 PM
Why is Branch looking at TA like he wants to fuck his face  ???



TA making the midget look tiny in this clip


Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Natural Man on April 18, 2013, 08:04:35 PM
Why is Branch looking at TA like he wants to fuck his face  ???



Probably hesitating between staying cool or punching the gay shit out of that mongoloid looking face who s feeling his traps the whole time with lust. 
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: hardgainerj on April 18, 2013, 08:23:25 PM
TA making the midget look tiny in this clip


TA cannot fool anyone about his sexuality
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BigCyp on April 19, 2013, 03:30:28 AM
Ice machines were not made to support big men having sex.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: affeman on April 19, 2013, 04:27:53 AM
Antoine confirms the story regarding Branch as well, too bad there's no time scale on MD Videos, but it's approx after 2/3s of the video

http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/fibo-power/10375-fibo-power-2013/5550-antoine-vaillant-unleashed-at-fibo-power-part-i.html#.UXEoQtifxF8
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Marine on April 19, 2013, 05:09:41 AM
branch warren is the most disrespectful piece of shit on the stage

he can look under the table without walking and still talking shit

only human being that is fat 4% BF

can't even do the most basic exercise right

i guess he trains the way he phucks his shemale wife


Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 19, 2013, 05:41:14 AM
branch warren is the most disrespectful piece of shit on the stage

he can look under the table without walking and still talking shit

only human being that is fat 4% BF

can't even do the most basic exercise right

i guess he trains the way he phucks his shemale wife




(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/morningstarrising/internet-troll.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Ronnie Rep on April 19, 2013, 05:46:08 AM
Ridiculous that he has a couple of Arnold wins and Cormier has none
Absofuckinglutely!
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 19, 2013, 05:48:37 AM
while training there during the 4 days of the Fibo.

Info from the gym owner himself ;D

You are in Germany?
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 19, 2013, 05:54:35 AM
Branch is way beyond scary ugly. Those poor machines must have had a soul and committed suicide when this turd walked their way.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: falco on April 19, 2013, 08:16:35 AM
(http://www.ldportifolio.com.br/ADMIN/arquivos/pistola_08.jpg)

Seringes went out of stock and he had to inject with a pistol. He blew 3 of those machines.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: IronMeister on April 19, 2013, 08:57:51 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2wcfkea.gif)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: _bruce_ on April 19, 2013, 09:26:00 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2wcfkea.gif)

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 19, 2013, 09:42:27 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2wcfkea.gif)

Haha, bring it on
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 11:56:00 AM
probably doing his idiotic "high intensity" swinging bouncing momentum back snaps training. no wonder the dude has like 12 major injuries during his career. you'd think he'd learn his lesson.
he never gets hurt in the gym, he falls a lot, falls from the stairs, from his truck (which is like a flight of stairs for his stature),...

seems to lack basic skills
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: deadpan on April 20, 2013, 02:21:57 AM
Antoine confirms the story regarding Branch as well, too bad there's no time scale on MD Videos, but it's approx after 2/3s of the video

http://www.musculardevelopment.com/contests/fibo-power/10375-fibo-power-2013/5550-antoine-vaillant-unleashed-at-fibo-power-part-i.html#.UXEoQtifxF8

lol antoine's starting to sound like a french arnold or something. GET TO DA CHOPPA!
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Parker on April 20, 2013, 03:11:01 AM
He must be Serious about beating Phil at the 2013 Olympia   ::) ::)

(http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/images/2012/2012-road-to-the-arnold-branch-warren-mass-with-class.jpg)






(https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/601787_570589639642446_540987101_n.jpg)
The only way Branch could win the Mr. Olympia, is if he was in Colorado and "mistook" Phil for a deer and shot him.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: delon on April 20, 2013, 03:20:07 AM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2wcfkea.gif)
.

(http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553712_369635769786780_1286874032_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: kreator on April 20, 2013, 04:03:22 AM
i was passing by their booth at fibo last weekend and there was branch standing in front of it with some fitness chick who was also working at the booth and she started inviting me to take a picture with branch etc., and i stopped for a couple of seconds, looked at her and calmly replied: ''maybe ten years ago'' and walked on
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Meso_z on April 20, 2013, 04:16:15 AM
What a piece of shit.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 20, 2013, 05:10:02 AM
i was passing by their booth at fibo last weekend and there was branch standing in front of it with some fitness chick who was also working at the booth and she started inviting me to take a picture with branch etc., and i stopped for a couple of seconds, looked at her and calmly replied: ''maybe ten years ago'' and walked on

 8)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Irongrip400 on April 20, 2013, 05:56:37 AM
i was passing by their booth at fibo last weekend and there was branch standing in front of it with some fitness chick who was also working at the booth and she started inviting me to take a picture with branch etc., and i stopped for a couple of seconds, looked at her and calmly replied: ''maybe ten years ago'' and walked on

Never happened, but cool story bro.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: falco on April 20, 2013, 08:01:06 AM
Never happened, but cool story bro.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0jzY_SuN4Ys/UJj3jqXtm8I/AAAAAAAAFGY/rF__xZFOVLA/s1600/LOL.jpg)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: kreator on April 20, 2013, 09:14:43 AM
Never happened, but cool story bro.

it happened ;)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Meso_z on April 20, 2013, 11:16:26 AM
Unprofessional all the way. At least I hope he 'mumbled' an apologise
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: DroppingPlates on April 20, 2013, 11:25:38 AM
Unprofessional all the way. At least I hope he 'mumbled' an apologise

It was prob a shitty European brand like Hoist or Sportsart, no need to excuse for that
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: BILL ANVIL on April 20, 2013, 03:41:14 PM
not even the massive European WSM competitors do this to the equipment there, Branch must be REALLY strong
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 20, 2013, 07:57:53 PM
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2wcfkea.gif)

lolzz
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: Papper on April 21, 2013, 08:00:02 AM
Unprofessional all the way. At least I hope he 'mumbled' an apologise

Hahaha :)
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: ChristopherA on April 21, 2013, 08:03:43 AM
Branch looks like the type who loads 6 plates a side for shrugs then leaves the bar loaded when he's done. No patience for those people
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: funk51 on April 21, 2013, 08:20:25 AM
while training there during the 4 days of the Fibo.

Info from the gym owner himself ;D
last time they'll let him into  planet fitness. ;D
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: anabolichalo on April 21, 2013, 08:34:00 AM
lol "hoist" equipment

very awkward design always
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: LurkerNoMore on April 21, 2013, 10:46:08 AM
lol "hoist" equipment

very awkward design always

Hoist equipment is total shit anyway.
Title: Re: Branch destroyed 3 machines in the local gym in Cologne....
Post by: deadpan on April 21, 2013, 11:19:14 AM
Hoist equipment is total shit anyway.

i've used shit equipment too, if it doesn't work the way i want it to, i walk away and use something else. i don't proceed to break three machines like some enraged oompa loompa