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Title: Today - I got a hand job at a massage parlor
Post by: Big N on April 18, 2013, 02:01:52 PM
How was your day? Mine was great, got an awesome hand job at a massage parlor, blew the load on her shirt as a tip.

- Discuss
Title: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 04:47:39 PM
I've never been to one in the US.

How much does full service cost? How do you go about asking them for it? Since its illegal I assume you gotta speak in code or be subtle, or can you just ask them how much for a fuck? How does it compare to the places overseas? Same kind of service?

Give me the info.

Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Archer77 on April 18, 2013, 04:58:28 PM
I've never been to one in the US.

How much does full service cost? How do you go about asking them for it? Since its illegal I assume you gotta speak in code or be subtle, or can you just ask them how much for a fuck? How does it compare to the places overseas? Same kind of service?

Give me the info.



There was one not far from where I live that was closed down a few years ago.  I think it was called Fuji Spa.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 05:18:11 PM
Fellas are afraid to speak up on this......

Typical sissy politically correct Americanos.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Tedim on April 18, 2013, 05:20:43 PM
Sorry no useful knowledge on professional whoredom usage  ;D
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 05:22:27 PM
Sorry no useful knowledge on professional whoredom usage  ;D

Well then you are useless.

Fuck off punk.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Tedim on April 18, 2013, 05:26:35 PM
Well then you are useless.

Fuck off punk.

Suck it bitch.  :o
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 05:34:02 PM
Suck it bitch.  :o

You a can talk to your mom like that but I'm not gonna be doing none of that.

Tell your mom to clean out her pussy and give herself an enema, cuz I'm coming into town.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Emmortal on April 18, 2013, 05:36:58 PM
Pretty sure there are websites that review massage parlors, I'm sure with about 5 minutes of effort you could find one.

Best to find one of those before wasting time/money figuring it out for yourself.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on April 18, 2013, 05:43:14 PM
Pm me for all the knowledge you'll ever need
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Tedim on April 18, 2013, 05:44:20 PM
You a can talk to your mom like that but I'm not gonna be doing none of that.

Tell your mom to clean out her pussy and give herself an enema, cuz I'm coming into town.

"You a can talk" you can a retard... And if I were you I'd worry about your mothers hernia rupturing during the weekly donkey show, and less about which black dildo my Mom is going to stretch you out with.

Title: Re: Today
Post by: wild willie on April 18, 2013, 05:55:52 PM
How was your day? Mine was great, got an awesome hand job at a massage parlor, blew the load on her shirt as a tip.

- Discuss
YOU ARE UP THERE WITH ANABOLICHALO!
Title: Re: Today
Post by: supernick on April 18, 2013, 06:36:15 PM
how does this happen... must have been a cheap ass massage parlor
Title: Re: Today
Post by: BikiniSlut on April 18, 2013, 06:42:45 PM
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???
Title: Re: Today
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 18, 2013, 06:44:45 PM
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???
Exactly. Maybe just a tip is all.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: BIG ACH on April 18, 2013, 06:52:15 PM

PM 'Big N' - starting to sound like he's a pro in this department  ;D
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: G_Thang on April 18, 2013, 07:17:50 PM
I've never been to one in the US.

How much does full service cost? How do you go about asking them for it? Since its illegal I assume you gotta speak in code or be subtle, or can you just ask them how much for a fuck? How does it compare to the places overseas? Same kind of service?

Give me the info.



why dont you just go to trannyland, risk your name in a newspaper in the states, when they close the pussy parlor down and collect names?
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Nails on April 18, 2013, 07:18:52 PM
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Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: TigerStripes on April 18, 2013, 07:40:31 PM
why dont you just go to trannyland, risk your name in a newspaper in the states, when they close the pussy parlor down and collect names?

Which trannyland are you talking about? Brazil? Thailand?

Indeed, getting busted by the bacon is the main reason why I never went into one before.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: jaejonna on April 18, 2013, 07:44:26 PM
Midtown NYC is filled with spots...60 for full release (hands)
Title: Re: Today
Post by: DanielPaul on April 18, 2013, 07:48:27 PM
Hope your mom washes her shirt before she goes back in tomorrow  ;D
Title: Re: Today
Post by: Nirvana on April 18, 2013, 07:57:30 PM
Well I didn't.
Title: Re: Today
Post by: tu_holmes on April 18, 2013, 08:02:12 PM
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???

I'd be disappointed if all I got was a handie... That's a let down.
Title: Re: Today
Post by: tommywishbone on April 18, 2013, 08:08:38 PM
Down in San Jose getting ready for Saturday's action. Great card.   
Title: Re: Today
Post by: arce1988 on April 18, 2013, 09:29:53 PM
  Saturday is indeed a great MMA Card, Tommy.
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: G_Thang on April 18, 2013, 10:54:24 PM

Which trannyland are you talking about? Brazil? Thailand?

Indeed, getting busted by the bacon is the main reason why I never went into one before.

brasilians don't fuck with parlors in the states, definitely not in the form that asians do.  if you are looking for shrimp fried rice chicks, then go to thailand or taiwan.

they're all over southern california. get a ticket, might just get lucky. 
Title: Re: asian massage parlors in the usa?
Post by: Big N on April 19, 2013, 12:13:10 PM
brasilians don't fuck with parlors in the states, definitely not in the form that asians do.  if you are looking for shrimp fried rice chicks, then go to thailand or taiwan.

they're all over southern california. get a ticket, might just get lucky. 

Lol @ shrimp fried rice chicks
Title: Re: Today
Post by: Papper on April 19, 2013, 12:29:46 PM
Why pay? Lots of girls do that for free.  ???

yeah right, so these girls any guy can just peel and say 'ok give me a handjob and i have to leave in 30 minutes. or directly after i cum of course. do you have a shower? good.

yeah, lots i bet  8)
Title: Re: Today - I got a hand job at a massage parlor
Post by: NelsonMuntz on April 19, 2013, 03:37:35 PM
We have a few hundred of these places in Toronto and Greater Toronto area, both advertised and off the grid(those ones are disguised as beauty parlors, hairdressers lol).

I imagine if every spunk filled Kleenex was gathered from all those places and piled up, we would have a pretty big mountain to ski off