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Read truth about his CIA career, him being the first non-Japanese to own a school in Japan, dojo fights, and even snitching on the mob and testifying about someone shaking him down:
http://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/
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I've read this and I suggest everybody read it. Pretty funny shit!
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“I came up in Detroit and there was a lot of blues. I didn’t learn blues from a fucking record; I learned it from the front porch. There were all these people from Mississippi, Louisiana and Texas and I learned from them.”
Now, Seagal and his family moved from Lansing, Michigan to Fullerton in California when he was 5 years old. So according to the fatman, all these old black blues players taught a 5 year old boy everything they knew, as if he was some spooky infant prodigy with the soul of a struggling black man (note: Seagal is half Irish and half Jew). Quote the Seagull:
“Little Milton hadn’t heard me play before. I was doing this Lightnin’ Hopkins thing. Milton looked at me and nodded, like he was trying to say, “This mutha ain’t white.”
No Steven, what he was trying to say was “this honky needs to lose some fucking weight and stop acting like he’s got a year long tan”. Fraudulence or insanity? I’d say a healthy dose of both.
LMMFAO ;D
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I just looked but couldn't find it.
There's a youtube vid of him talking to Lyoto Machida saying "I'm a Mongol. We're samurai..."
I don't know which one of them was more confused - the Brazilian dude with poor English or the Jewish 'mongol'.
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Lol! Nice read.. Seagal was my hero and still to this day I enjoy watching his films.
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Steven Seagal - Is he telling the truth or lies?
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The original Jason Blabla was Steven Seagal. Fact!
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he's the mike o hearn of martial arts
wig wearing lying mother fuckers
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is segal a joo name? sure sounds like it
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Seagal and his aikido nonsense. I enjoy John Leguizamo's story about the time Seagal bullied him on the set.
Seagal said something to the effect of "what I say on the set...is law. Does anyone disagree?"
John Leguizamo started laughing in his face, then he threw him against a wall/punched him. It's better when the funny guy John tells it.
Cool story bro! :D
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Yea wasn't it in the nuts or gut?
I like how he ran from van damme coz he knows jc wouldn't be offering his wrist and flipping himself over. Despite Seagals slagging off, van damme has a solid fight record, where as there's no evidence of any fight history on Seagals part
. Seagal and his aikido nonsense. I enjoy John Leguizamo's story about the time Seagal bullied him on the set.
Seagal said something to the effect of "what I say on the set...is law. Does anyone disagree?"
John Leguizamo started laughing in his face, then he threw him against a wall/punched him. It's better when the funny guy John tells it.
Cool story bro! :D
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Seagal and his aikido nonsense. I enjoy John Leguizamo's story about the time Seagal bullied him on the set.
Seagal said something to the effect of "what I say on the set...is law. Does anyone disagree?"
John Leguizamo started laughing in his face, then he threw him against a wall/punched him. It's better when the funny guy John tells it.
Cool story bro! :D
Saw that story, it makes seagal seem like an alpha male
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i will say this jcvd and seagals 1st 5 or 6 movies out of the gate were solid,,,
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Seagal is a legend -
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Seagal and his aikido nonsense. I enjoy John Leguizamo's story about the time Seagal bullied him on the set.
Seagal said something to the effect of "what I say on the set...is law. Does anyone disagree?"
John Leguizamo started laughing in his face, then he threw him against a wall/punched him. It's better when the funny guy John tells it.
Cool story bro! :D
Go to the 1:40 mark.
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;D
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this guy is drunk and fuming because he cant defend his hero
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the real master...
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Officer Justice has Come to Bust My Balls!!....CLASSIC!!
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Officer Justice has Come to Bust My Balls!!....CLASSIC!!
who the fuck watches this crap ???
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There's a guy a my gym who is an 'Akito master"
Big fat fck who wears neon shit a lot - license plate on his Honda says 'Akidan'
He has a Facebook page with videos and he kicks everyone ass in 25sec flat
Tries to bulldog women off machines, drops the 60#dbs when he's done with a set of incline cause fck u, dragon tattoo
I don't fck with str8 danger
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153951256363649&id=561548648&set=a.10150469353078649.372528.561548648&source=48 (https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153951256363649&id=561548648&set=a.10150469353078649.372528.561548648&source=48)
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There seems to be a seagal film on the telly every other day, refuse to watch them as he is absolutley fucking liftin
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His movies were all the same back in the day. All with three word titles. Stephen Seagal is...................... .......Hard to Kill. Stephen Seagal is...................... ...Out for Justice.
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He had a different title in mind for out for justice, but Warner bros wanted to keep the three title thing going.
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His movies were all the same back in the day. All with three word titles. Stephen Seagal is...................... .......Hard to Kill. Stephen Seagal is...................... ...Out for Justice.
ABOVE THE LAW....
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He's such a fraud.
That Rob Schneider story was so freaking funny.
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Although I thought it would be easy, putting these in order of how much I enjoyed/quoted them, it was harder than I thought, as his first films were all full of great action and lines...
1. Hard to Kill
"I missed!? I never miss..."
2. Out for Justice
"Motherf#@ker, you knocked my teeth out!
3. Under Siege
"Jordan: You're not a cook.
Ryback: Yeah, well... I also cook."
4. Marked for Death
"Monkey: Hey, you want some blow?
Hatcher: Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.
5. Under Siege 2
"Dane: Chance favors the prepared mind"
6. On Deadly Ground
"Stone: My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!"
7. Nico (Above the Law)
"Punk: I don't think you can take us all, badass.
[Nico shoots the punk dead]
Nico Toscani: No, but I'll get an A for effort."
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No matter what movie he's in seagal walks/runs like he just got his balloon knot blown out in a mandingo gangbang...not that I know what it feels like, I'm just sayin.
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Although I thought it would be easy, putting these in order of how much I enjoyed/quoted them, it was harder than I thought, as his first films were all full of great action and lines...
1. Hard to Kill
"I missed!? I never miss..."
2. Out for Justice
"Motherf#@ker, you knocked my teeth out!
3. Under Siege
"Jordan: You're not a cook.
Ryback: Yeah, well... I also cook."
4. Marked for Death
"Monkey: Hey, you want some blow?
Hatcher: Yeah, I want some blow. Put your hands where I can see 'em or I'm gonna blow your head off.
5. Under Siege 2
"Dane: Chance favors the prepared mind"
6. On Deadly Ground
"Stone: My guy in D.C. tells me that we are not dealing with a student here, we're dealing with the Professor. Any time the military has an operation that can't fail, they call this guy in to train the troops, OK? He's the kind of guy that would drink a gallon of gasoline so he could piss in your campfire! You could drop this guy off at the Arctic Circle wearing a pair of bikini underwear, without his toothbrush, and tomorrow afternoon he's going to show up at your pool side with a million dollar smile and fist full of pesos. This guy's a professional, you got me? If he reaches this rig, we're all gonna be nothing but a big goddamned hole right in the middle of Alaska. So let's go find him and kill him and get rid of the son of a bitch!"
7. Nico (Above the Law)
"Punk: I don't think you can take us all, badass.
[Nico shoots the punk dead]
Nico Toscani: No, but I'll get an A for effort."
Those are his best movies, and still some of the best action flicks of today!
I watched the new Point Break last night ::) Man action movies today are not the same.
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Those are his best movies, and still some of the best action flicks of today!
I watched the new Point Break last night ::) Man action movies today are not the same.
POINT BREAK ,,,WE'LL GET HIM WHEN HE COMES BACK IN
HE'S NOT COMING BACK IN.....
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Totally pointless remake that point break with zero chemistry between anyone onscreen. If it didn't steal the name it would have been direct to video shit no doubt about it.
Those are his best movies, and still some of the best action flicks of today!
I watched the new Point Break last night ::) Man action movies today are not the same.
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There's a guy a my gym who is an 'Akito master"
Big fat fck who wears neon shit a lot - license plate on his Honda says 'Akidan'
He has a Facebook page with videos and he kicks everyone ass in 25sec flat
Tries to bulldog women off machines, drops the 60#dbs when he's done with a set of incline cause fck u, dragon tattoo
I don't fck with str8 danger
https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153951256363649&id=561548648&set=a.10150469353078649.372528.561548648&source=48 (https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10153951256363649&id=561548648&set=a.10150469353078649.372528.561548648&source=48)
Seems he's also a science fiction author :D
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This thread has caused a serious personal Youtube odyssey....
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Rude boy Steven Seagal sings an ode to cooter -
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I need time to change...
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I need time to change...
again, who the fuck watches these movies ??? ??? ???
this is some fucking bullshit
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He was shaken down by Sonny Ciccone, a Capo in the New York based Gambino Crime Family. The mobsters allegedly laughed about how scared he was.
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Yea wasn't it in the nuts or gut?
I like how he ran from van damme coz he knows jc wouldn't be offering his wrist and flipping himself over. Despite Seagals slagging off, van damme has a solid fight record, where as there's no evidence of any fight history on Seagals part
Van damme would of tuned him.
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Like sly said, Seagal wanted none of it, Claude was too strong
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My need is such
That I 'pretend' too much!
One of the greatest lyrics ever. Must have been written by Steven Seagal.
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If he's upset with you, you're as good as dead.
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If you'd rather just waste 20 rather than 90 minutes of your life...
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;D
What a joke.
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My need is such
That I 'pretend' too much!
One of the greatest lyrics ever. Must have been written by Steven Seagal.
;D ;D ;D
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Out For Justice was pretty cool. I remember thinking he and Jeff Speakman were bad asses when I was about ten.
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I've met Segal, he's a large framed man with a gigantic head
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Rob sneider tells a funny story about segal on the Howard stern show I think the clip is on YouTube. There's also a funny story about him crapping his pants after being choked out on a film set. I like his movies but he'd get his ass kicked by a real fighter who doesn't cooperate with his throws and what not.
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Rob sneider tells a funny story about segal on the Howard stern show I think the clip is on YouTube. There's also a funny story about him crapping his pants after being choked out on a film set. I like his movies but he'd get his ass kicked by a real fighter who doesn't cooperate with his throws and what not.
Wasnt it old timer "Judo" Gene LeBell who choked out Segal?
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He is a fat fuck.
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Wasnt it old timer "Judo" Gene LeBell who choked out Segal?
ah yes...that's the one. Funny story!
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Wow, lots of love for Seagal in this thread. ;D
Great posts.
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He is a fat fuck.
He is a old fat fuck, but let see how you look when you are at his age? He is 65 old millionaire, and you are? Stupid red neck brat who owns just about your piss stained underwear. You are still in the age when your parents buy all your clothes, so what exactly you have to brag about? ;D
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I was in Dairy Queen last week getting an ice cream cone with his cousin. Said he was arrogant and a bully, especially to family/
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He is a old fat fuck, but let see how you look when you are at his age? He is 65 old millionaire, and you are? Stupid red neck brat who owns just about your piss stained underwear. You are still in the age when your parents buy all your clothes, so what exactly you have to brag about? ;D
I am older than you.
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He is a old fat fuck, but let see how you look when you are at his age? He is 65 old millionaire, and you are? Stupid red neck brat who owns just about your piss stained underwear. You are still in the age when your parents buy all your clothes, so what exactly you have to brag about? ;D
Ah to be fair, seagal has been fat for quite some time now.
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Just shut the fuck up and watch it ;D
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Just shut the fuck up and watch it ;D
139 views, 0 comments. That's funny, because it shows Seagal in neutral or perhaps in the positive point of view. It is a reality movie, including some fine art of karate. Mr great pretender is learning some karate? Well, life is learning for those, who have a brains ;D
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Just shut the fuck up and watch it ;D
;D
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This could be a first......Pathetic OP, has to bump his own thread multiple times.
SYMPATHY BUMP :-X
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This could be a first......Pathetic OP, has to bump his own thread multiple times.
SYMPATHY BUMP :-X
sympathy bump??
the post has thread has been up for only an hour, yet yours only get responses because most people are telling you to fuck off
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sympathy bump??
the post has thread has been up for only an hour, yet yours only get responses because most people are telling you to fuck off
An hour? Might want to check again. ;)
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This could be a first......Pathetic OP, has to bump his own thread multiple times.
SYMPATHY BUMP :-X
Point is that you guys never waste an opportunity to throw crap towards to Seagal, but when he is shown in positive point of view, you guys has nothing to say. It seem to that you guys are here mainly to prove, that getbig is just a playgroud of morons and internet bullies ;D
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Point is that you guys never waste an opportunity to throw crap towards to Seagal, but when he is shown in positive point of view, you guys has nothing to say. It seem to that you guys are here mainly to prove, that getbig is just a playgroud of morons and internet bullies ;D
Although that does happen on here, the clip is kinda sleepy. Seagal comes off as a nice guy. Cool. I thought we'd see him fight or something, haha.
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Although that does happen on here, the clip is kinda sleepy. Seagal comes off as a nice guy. Cool. I thought we'd see him fight or something, haha.
If you have any interest for martial arts, it is quite educational, if that word is familiar to you ;D
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Point is that you guys never waste an opportunity to throw crap towards to Seagal, but when he is shown in positive point of view, you guys has nothing to say. It seem to that you guys are here mainly to prove, that getbig is just a playgroud of morons and internet bullies ;D
It's never late to change.
Seagal was arrogant and a bully to his family in his younger years, maybe he has matured now that he is pushing 70?
He has never been a humble respectful martial artist, harming stuntmen and actors on set, lying about his accolades etc.
1:05 He(Bruce Lee) knew that i grew up in Asia and that i had a son etc...
Stevens son was born 1975
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It's never late to change.
Seagal was arrogant and a bully to his family in his younger years, maybe he has matured now that he is pushing 70?
He has never been a humble respectful martial artist, harming stuntmen and actors on set, lying about his accolades etc.
1:05 He(Bruce Lee) knew that i grew up in Asia and that i had a son etc...
Stevens son was born 1975
Haha! That video is great - who knew it was possible to pack so many easily demonstrable falsehoods into a 3 minute clip!? Hahahaa!
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I was in Dairy Queen last week getting an ice cream cone with his cousin. Said he was arrogant and a bully, especially to family/
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It's never late to change.
Seagal was arrogant and a bully to his family in his younger years, maybe he has matured now that he is pushing 70?
He has never been a humble respectful martial artist, harming stuntmen and actors on set, lying about his accolades etc.
1:05 He(Bruce Lee) knew that i grew up in Asia and that i had a son etc...
Stevens son was born 1975
Or that is what you have heard or read from the media, which tell you what you want to hear because they are selling bullshit for living. But what is truth? Seagal is an actor, and thousands of different kind of morons (read reporters ) want to interview him because of that. To sell his ridiculous movies he has a need to be an interesting character, so he tell them loads of bullshit JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACTOR. But he didn't realize that there will be the internet and internet morons who, and that his tall tales will bite him in the ass ;D
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Or that is what you have heard or read from the media, which tell you what you want to hear because they are selling bullshit for living. But what is truth? Seagal is an actor, and thousands of different kind of morons (read reporters ) want to interview him because of that. To sell his ridiculous movies he has a need to be an interesting character, so he tell them loads of bullshit JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACTOR. But he didn't realize that there will be the internet and internet morons who, and that his tall tales will bite him in the ass ;D
Gh15=Steven seagull
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Or that is what you have heard or read from the media, which tell you what you want to hear because they are selling bullshit for living. But what is truth? Seagal is an actor, and thousands of different kind of morons (read reporters ) want to interview him because of that. To sell his ridiculous movies he has a need to be an interesting character, so he tell them loads of bullshit JUST LIKE ANY OTHER ACTOR. But he didn't realize that there will be the internet and internet morons who, and that his tall tales will bite him in the ass ;D
Just watch the clip, Jari Mentula.