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Title: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: Roger Bacon on April 19, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
 When I was like 14 I got my first blowjob.  Girl was getting all freaky and I'd been working out before hand.

I popped into her moms bathroom and first thing I saw on the counter was rubbing alcohol.  I squirted it all over a paper towel, soaking it down good and rubbed my balls and anus in four quick,  aggressive motions.

Most painful experience of my life, I dropped to the floor and rolled around.  My ass hole literally felt like someone stuck a hot poker in it.  Balls were on fire.

I came out of the bathroom and she laughed and said "have you been crying"?
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: booty on April 19, 2013, 04:41:48 PM
This story could have been written into 'Dumb and dumber'.  ;D
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 04:43:01 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: chaos on April 19, 2013, 05:05:36 PM
Quote from: P.I.P on April 19, 2013, 04:36:30 PM
When I was like 14 I got my first blowjob.  Girl was getting all freaky and I'd been working out before hand.

I popped into her moms bathroom and first thing I saw on the counter was rubbing alcohol.  I squirted it all over a paper towel, soaking it down good and rubbed my balls and anus in four quick,  aggressive motions.

Most painful experience of my life, I dropped to the floor and rolled around.  My ass hole literally felt like someone stuck a hot poker in it.  Balls were on fire.

I came out of the bathroom and she laughed and said "have you been crying"?
You will never live this down.
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: bodyofsteel on April 19, 2013, 05:09:14 PM
Quote from: chaos on April 19, 2013, 05:05:36 PM
You will never live this down.
Getbig is serious business isn't it. ::)
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:15:26 PM
great story


one time i somehow set my hands on fire (blue flames) with my moms perfume
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: SF1900 on April 19, 2013, 05:17:15 PM
why did you do that? ??? ???
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:21:44 PM
(https://d2dct7y3250e4n.cloudfront.net/ht-staging/user_answer/reference_image/14876/large/Penis.jpeg?1357771911)
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: anabolichalo on April 19, 2013, 05:22:08 PM
Quote from: SF1900 on April 19, 2013, 05:17:15 PM
why did you do that? ??? ???
basic rimming etiquette
Title: Re: I want to share something I just remembered
Post by: arce1988 on April 19, 2013, 05:22:38 PM
(http://www.elperfecto.com/wp-content/uploads/isopropyl_alcohol.jpg)