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Bodybuilder's Arm Explodes, Causes Ecological Disaster
20 April 2013
IronMeister and syntaxmachine
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The battle against a viscous sea of oil along California's southern coast has been lost, and as the casualties rapidly mount, scientists hope to at least salvage some lessons from the disaster.
The hemorrhage of SEO oil from bodybuilder 'cswole' – reportedly caused after he tripped and punctured an arm on a jagged rock along the coast of Long Beach while recording a message to "180 pound, 16 inch arm twinks hating on me" – has been staunched. But the darkened shore of Long Beach has become a death trap.
For the first time since the spill, large numbers of its victims were located today and collected by scientists. The toll of marine life is expected to be so heavy that California's Department of Environmental Protection brought a refrigerated tractor-trailer to Long Beach to store dead birds and animals.
At least two hundred bodybuilders, trainers, and schmoes from more than 15 local gyms, the IFBB, and consulting companies have begun a coordinated assessment of the damage. Initial reports indicate that cswole was carrying approximately 55 gallons of synthol in the damaged arm alone.
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Detained in a local hospital and presenting a gaunt, emaciated visage and 180 pound frame to the cameras – the result of doctors draining the rest of the oil from his body – cswole gave a brief statement to the press this morning before passing out again:
“never seen such a group of pussman small man ILS NSS SMS clowns in my life, would own every one of you in person, i laugh my ass off every time, just thinking about you pussy clowns makes me laugh, i go to the gym and say boy wonder if the pros over at getbig could lift that 35 lbs that lady is training with, then i think in my head, I highly doubt it, only thing they are lifting is their boyfriends asses off their faces................... ... I OWN EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU CLOWNS, FACT”
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An anonymous source has told G&O Weekly that the U.S. Senate is preparing a bill in response to the spill. The bill will establish DHS checkpoints along all beaches to screen for the presence of SEO-filled arms and deny access to bodybuilders with either swoliosis or 1 or more gallons of SEO per arm. The IFBB's athlete representative has stated that the organization will challenge any such bill in the courts for being discriminatory against IFBB professionals.
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^^Another great work Syntax!!^^ LOFL!!
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Genius. Love this stuff. ;D
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A talented writer for sure
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I can hardly wait for issue 2!! :D
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AL GORE IN 3.2.1...
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LMAO!!! ;D ;D
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LOLOLOLOL......
I'm gonna sue both of you for running out of oxygen ;D
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Syntax,
This was a rich and compelling read, a fresh breath of air to break through all the monotony that we are exposed to by way of the muscle rags and their associated advertisements.
Can't wait to read the next installment of G&O weekly.
Strong work,
"1"
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LOLOLOL!!! Syntax's work is great beyond imagination ;D
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Syntax,
This was a rich and compelling read, a fresh breath of air to break through all the monotony that we are exposed to by way of the muscle rags and their associated advertisements.
Can't wait to read the next installment of G&O weekly.
Strong work,
"1"
Public endorsement from OMR = you've legitimately made it on GetBig.
Brilliant read 8)
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Gentlemen, this is photojournalism at its finest. Bravi!
I await the documentary film of this most severe environmental crisis: CSWOL: An Inconvenient Bloof.
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All I want to know is the blame on the corporations acting all corporationy.....or should we blame this on the potential problems with Obamacare. The oil was obviously supplied by the middle east. So who then is to blame?
Stellar write up. I feel that a follow up piece should be done digger deeper and peeling back the layer on this 'oil-onion'
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hahhahahaa outstanding!!!
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This was good work, and should go down into the annuals of GB...and referenced for how to a bodybuilding related article. Better grammar than most Flex articles.
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When did you want to meet me over at metroflex gym stud
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When did you want to meet me over at metroflex gym stud
Studmuffin, you say the day and time and I'll bring a waiver and bad attitude.
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Studmuffin, you say the day and time and I'll bring a waiver and bad attitude.
Although you'll be sacrificing full ROM, bring one of these, too.
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Studmuffin, you say the day and time and I'll bring a waiver and bad attitude.
Outed...
Not expecting a reply from cswolen face.
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When did you want to meet me over at metroflex gym stud
If I met you I'd give you a great big hug. I feel so bad for delusional people.
I think you may have Bigorexia. :-\
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way too much effort
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way too much effort
Syntaxmachine works hard for you bitches.
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Syntaxmachine works hard for you bitches.
Not really. Issue 2 is long overdue.
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Not really. Issue 2 is long overdue.
He was on a business trip, ok toots?
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If I met you I'd give you a great big hug. I feel so bad for delusional people.
I think you may have Bigorexia. :-\
you are a bit delusional yourself wouldn't you say jumping on stage looking the way you did with those silly poses with your arms out so exaggerated, reminds me of goodrum :D
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brilliant ;D
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you are a bit delusional yourself wouldn't you say jumping on stage looking the way you did with those silly poses with your arms out so exaggerated, reminds me of goodrum :D
It would be refreshing when bikini sluts made most musculars while grunting
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Come over to metroflex today syntax machine we can put all this shit talking and posts on getbig to rest what time can you make it over there
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Come over to metroflex today syntax machine we can put all this shit talking and posts on getbig to rest what time can you make it over there
Syntaxmachine would whip your scarred bum tissue.
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Come over to metroflex today syntax machine we can put all this shit talking and posts on getbig to rest what time can you make it over there
Too dangerous..
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Tampax machine a bitchmade homo just like 90% of the board
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Tampax machine a bitchmade homo just like 90% of the board
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Cswol seems really angry, this can't be good for blood pressure.
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Although you'll be sacrificing full ROM, bring one of these, too.
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:D
given CSWOL(r), an explicit function of ROM in terms of repetitions,
CSWOL(r) = 1/r^10000000000000000000
what is the limit of cswol's ROM at rep #2?