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Title: Question... please help me getbiggers.
Post by: GRACIE JIU-JITSU on April 24, 2013, 06:13:37 PM

 How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

 There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

 Thanks.
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Post by: Schnauzer on April 24, 2013, 06:15:35 PM
This brother was broke...

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Post by: Psychopath on April 24, 2013, 06:19:38 PM
I wish there was a vampire pill i could take. Fuck, i love vampires.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 24, 2013, 06:21:35 PM
How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

 There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

 Thanks.
They sell blood for money.
Title: Re: Question... please help me getbiggers.
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on April 24, 2013, 06:25:50 PM
How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

 There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

 Thanks.

Hundreds of years to gather wealth
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Post by: POB on April 24, 2013, 10:33:49 PM
Hundreds of years to gather wealth

Lol, lots of years to,dollar cost avg :D
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Post by: sync pulse on April 25, 2013, 01:09:46 AM
How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

 There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

 Thanks.

Vampires are European noble men...with serfs to harvest blood from.
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Post by: booty on April 25, 2013, 01:16:30 AM
Vampires have the ability to get inside a living persons mind. Hence they would be able to take and have whatever they want/desire.
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Post by: BigCyp on April 25, 2013, 02:03:05 AM
If Wiggs was a vampire I don't think he'd be rich, but he'd have a massive post count
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Post by: dj181 on April 25, 2013, 02:25:10 AM
If Wiggs was a vampire I don't think he'd be rich, but he'd have a massive post count

 ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: Parker on April 25, 2013, 02:34:58 AM
there was a good vampire movie, where all the humans had been "harvested", so they had to figure a way to restock---or turn vampires back into humans... 
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Post by: Papper on April 25, 2013, 02:50:26 AM
How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

 There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

 Thanks.

yes there are.

Let the Right One In (2008)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1139797

Midnight Son (2011)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068961/

Seen both, didn't like Midnight Son but the Swedish original movie of "Let the Right One In" is very good. Can't speak for the US version.
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Post by: Tapeworm on April 25, 2013, 03:26:46 AM
As if you're going to exsanguinate some poor schlub and then not check his wallet.
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Post by: dr.chimps on April 25, 2013, 03:37:06 AM
There was a great thread years ago detailing a Marxist hierarchy of all the monsters from the Vampires down to the werewolves and then the zombies. Really clever stuff.
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Post by: dj181 on April 25, 2013, 03:40:48 AM
There was a great thread years ago detailing a Marxist hierarchy of all the monsters from the Vampires down to the werewolves and then the zombies. Really clever stuff.

was it similar to Floyd's expression of dogs, pigs, and sheep?

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Post by: Irongrip400 on April 25, 2013, 04:45:28 AM
They sell blood for money.

Is there a Jewish reference somewhere in there?
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 05:44:46 AM
Is there a Jewish reference somewhere in there?
I'm not Jewish, not sure.
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Post by: dj181 on April 25, 2013, 05:55:14 AM
I'm not Jewish, not sure.

are you a dog, pig, or sheep?

"you better stay home and do as you're told
get outta the road if ya wanna grow old" -Roger Waters
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 08:56:07 AM
are you a dog, pig, or sheep?

"you better stay home and do as you're told
get outta the road if ya wanna grow old" -Roger Waters
I am a pig according to the Chinese Zodiac.
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Post by: Tito24 on April 25, 2013, 08:57:19 AM
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Post by: Mr Nobody on April 25, 2013, 09:03:22 AM
(http://www.city-data.com/forum/members/korynnn-902190-albums-adventures-claremont-ca-pic56916-village-grille-its-resident-creepy-guy.jpg)
That guy will probably pay them for sex and leave mars, he got lucky.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on April 25, 2013, 09:19:10 AM
How come all the vampires are f*cking rich?

 There's not a single movie with a poor vampire.

 Thanks.

They have a lot longer existance than a mere mortal, and some are also able to manipulate the minds.

If you could live for that long, and manipulate others minds, imagine yourself what you could do.

It all depends on your powers though, if you are a vampire that can only turn to mist, you'd have to make a career out of robbing banks ( stores.


THE BROKE VAMPIRE