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Every time I start to think that I am invincible. I have to go sit on the toilet and drop a foul smelling pile of shit out my ass. It makes me realize that I am nothing more than an animal.
Everyone does it, from kings and world leaders, to the lowest people on earth. It is an incredibly humbling experience.
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great post
taking a dump brings us all together
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Every time I start to think that I am invincible. I have to go sit on the toilet and drop a foul smelling pile of shit out my ass. It makes me realize that I am nothing more than an animal.
Everyone does it, from kings and world leaders, to the lowest people on earth. It is an incredibly humbling experience.
And this was one of the guys who says my posts suck :-X
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And this was one of the guys who says my posts suck :-X
Are you ready for your ass beating yet?
I've got a full tank of gas in my car, I'll drive over there right now.
Also, never post in one of my threads ever again. You are noteworthy to post in my thread about shit.
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Are you ready for you was beating yet?
I've got a full tank of gas in my car, I'll drive over there right now.
Also, never post in one of my threads ever again. You are noteworthy to post in my thread about shit.
careful shizzo answers the door with a loaded shotgun
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very profound realization
i too find that the darkest moments are while taking a dump
it's when you ponder about suicide and all that stuff
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careful shizzo answers the door with a loaded shotgun
I actually do the same thing, but it's not a shotgun, it's a high powered rifle.
Lots of scumbags creeping around in the woods near my house.
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I actually do the same thing, but it's not a shotgun, it's a high powered rifle.
Lots of scumbags creeping around in the woods near my house.
you ever let a few rounds off chief
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Is it gay if you are reading a bodybuilding site with contest pictures at the moment your sphincter has reached it's greatest circumference ?
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Is it gay if you are reading a bodybuilding site with contest pictures at the moment your sphincter has reached it's greatest circumference ?
only if you are using a ugandan sailor as your toilet
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you ever let a few rounds off chief
I have fired a few warning shots in the past.
I'm about to fence off the whole property and get a couple giant schnauzer dogs. That'll keep people away.
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I have fired a few warning shots in the past.
I'm about to fence off the whole property and get a couple giant schnauzer dogs. That'll keep people away.
lol
get hyenas or soemthing exotic
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Good thread,
With scientific advancement immortality may become a possibility. No amount of science is going make people quit shitting. :o
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Just took one. I think I shit out a kegs worth of beer.
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Two great quotes by Ernest Becker:
"Excreting is the curse that threatens madness because it shows man his abject finitude, his physicalness, the likely unreality of his hopes and dreams. But even more immediately, it represents man's utter bafflement at the sheer non-sense of creation: to fashion the sublime miracle of the human face, the mysterium tremendum of radiant feminine beauty, the veritable goddesses that beautiful women are; to bring this all out of nothing, out of the void, and make it shine in noonday; to take such a miracle and put miracles again within it, deep in the mystery of eyes that peer out — the eye that gave even the dry Darwin a chill; to do all this, and to combine it with an anus that shits! It is too much. Nature mocks us, and poets live in torture."
"Man is out of nature and hopelessly in it; he is dual, up in the stars and yet housed in a heart-pumping, breath-gasping body that once belonged to a fish and still carries the gill-marks to prove it. His body is a material fleshy casing that is alien to him in many ways—the strangest and most repugnant way being that it aches and bleeds and will decay and die. Man is literally split in two: he has an awareness of his own splendid uniqueness in that he sticks out of nature with atowering majesty, and yet he goes back into the ground a few feet in order blindly and dumbly to rot and disappear forever.”
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Some good shit in this thread.
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booty is instictively drawn to this thread
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Nah: the rich can purchase and consume speckles of gold, diamond powder, and miniature pearls and thus shit out glittery, iridescent, pearlescent, investment-grade doo doo spackle -- hardly equalizing.
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Nah: the rich can purchase and consume speckles of gold, diamond powder, and miniature pearls and thus shit out glittery, iridescent, pearlescent, investment-grade doo doo spackle -- hardly equalizing.
Somehow "the corn" has to fit into all of this.
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Everyone does it,
No they dont.
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as a kid it would often happen to me that i was in the woods and had to take a huge shit
and so no toilet nearby
forced to shit in the woods like an animal
it would spoil my whole day, since no toilet paper and greasy wet orange shits
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very profound realization
i too find that the darkest moments are while taking a dump
it's when you ponder about suicide and all that stuff
I ponder about christians and lions because I care about endangered species.
kitteh gotta eat
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I am a big fan of Metamucil (orange flavor).
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Every time I start to think that I am invincible. I have to go sit on the toilet and drop a foul smelling pile of shit out my ass. It makes me realize that I am nothing more than an animal.
Everyone does it, from kings and world leaders, to the lowest people on earth. It is an incredibly humbling experience.
Sounds like you leave a few tiger stripes on the toilet bowl.
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great post
taking a dump brings us all together
are you suggesting that communal "dump taking" should be implimented to bring about World Peace and Global Togetherness?