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Title: 6 weeks of power cleans and The Book Of Revelation will make a man of anyone
Post by: Bodybuilder Lex Reeves on May 03, 2013, 04:39:05 PM

Read The Book Of Revelation and do powr cleans for 6 weeks and you will be a muscular, strapping specimen of manhood walking in stride with the Good Lord.

Title: Re: 6 weeks of power cleans and The Book Of Revelation will make a man of anyone
Post by: biff on May 03, 2013, 04:49:03 PM

and then the fifth seal was opened, and lo did a man of exceding size throw aloft a great weight over his head. and lo, the angels did say "lo, who doth throw aloft a weight such as this?" -rev, 69:69

Title: Re: 6 weeks of power cleans and The Book Of Revelation will make a man of anyone
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 03, 2013, 04:53:16 PM

it will be awesome when I can ask the antichrist, "do you even lift?"

and sarcastically refer to The Beast saying, "what a BEAST!!"

Title: Re: 6 weeks of power cleans and The Book Of Revelation will make a man of anyone
Post by: Psychopath on May 03, 2013, 06:00:57 PM

Hesus was a pacifist pussy.