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Title: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:18:24 PM
Here is what happened....

So after starting off with cardio and a bunch of leg extensions, I always do leg presses after, but the plate loaded leg presses were taken, so I just figure I'll do some on the machine leg press until one of them frees up....
So I do a few sets on the machine leg press, finally one of plate loaded one is free, so I walk over there...
throw on some plates and start training on it...
finish my set, throw on some more plates, finish that, add some more, etc... on my third set I have about six plates on per side  (Yes - pussy weight for GETBIG) and as I'm doing my set...
this girl (I've seen her before), she is a bodybuilder or some fitness chick, I can't tell anymore, she's a black chick comes over, drops two 25 lbs plates on the floor right next to my leg press and just stares at me... I ignore her, keep doing my set...

I then get up and go get more plates... as I'm walking back, broad is still staring at me..

So I pull my headphones off and very politely go, "are you waiting on me?'.....
And the girl just loses it...
she goes...
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS LEG PRESS FOR A FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE ITS MY LAST EXERCISE AND I HAVE TO DO IT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!  BUT I CAN'T GET A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!"

I'm in fucking shock...

I stare at her for a moment....
then I smile and I go....
"Well by all means, work in with me" (In my normal charming way)....
and then I start stripping my weights off...

I have 6 plates per side, she has a 25 lbs plate per side...
but I start un-racking it for her...
Girl is speechless at this point, can't believe what I'm doing, she is all like "uh uh uhhhh"....
with a stupid look on her face....
right at that moment the other leg press frees up, and she gathers her stuff real quick and jumps on it without saying anything to me....

I'm like, alright whatever, and put more plates back on mine....
I Was turning around ready to say to her "You know I was about to let you work in with me!"...
but then one of my buddies came over and started chatting with me, so I said fuck it...
but I'm gonna say something to her next time... I'm not letting this go, I'm not gonna be mean or whatever but I'm gonna bring it up, maybe be like "I thought you were going to knock me out the other day by the leg press!"

lol its weird though, girl is in great shape, takes her work out very seriously (Obviously), but she always trains with FULL ON MAKE UP.... like BRIGHT red lips stick, eyes done all heavy and shit, full on cake make up.... so weird!   Whatever, thats the story!

Annoying, cause I'm always so courteous... and I always let people work in, even when I have to strip off my weights so they can train, of if they are a group of three people, I still let them work in with out throwing a hissy fit or anything, and thats how I was planning on being today but the girl just lost her shit!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:27:50 PM
So in summary, you are a pussy.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BDsauce on May 06, 2013, 07:28:45 PM
Nice novel Ach  ;D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:30:32 PM
So in summary, you are a pussy.

There is a difference between a pussy and a gentleman!  I happen to be the latter!   ;)


Read "How to win friends and influence people" - there are a couple good lessons in there on how to deal with certain individuals!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Irongrip400 on May 06, 2013, 07:31:31 PM
So in summary, you are a pussy.

Seems about correct my darker skinned Hebrew friend.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Pray_4_War on May 06, 2013, 07:31:53 PM
My retort would have been along the lines of....."Look bitch, I'm not a mind reader.  Now kindly fuck off."
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: jude2 on May 06, 2013, 07:33:20 PM
She is no BB or fitness girl if she is only using a 25# plate on each side. Weak bitch.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:33:31 PM
There is a difference between a pussy and a gentleman!  I happen to be the latter!   ;)


Read "How to win friends and influence people" - there are a couple good lessons in there on how to deal with certain individuals!

No Ach, that bitch wronged you and you crumbled like a leaf. You can't be a gentleman to cunts. Lesson One. I have that book on PDF. That's dealing with reasonable people. Not fucking hoodrats.

ACT LIKE A MAN.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: haider on May 06, 2013, 07:35:58 PM
Weird to see such child like behavior from adults... just like a child, she just has the inability to look at things from a point of view that doesn't place her in the center of the universe. My gut reaction would be to tell her to fuck off, but I'm not sure how productive that would be. Props on keeping you cool.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:37:14 PM
No Ach, that bitch wronged you and you crumbled like a leaf. You can't be a gentleman to cunts. Lesson One. I have that book on PDF. That's dealing with reasonable people. Not fucking hoodrats.

ACT LIKE A MAN.

When a person confronts you in that manner.... 90% of the time they are preparing themselves for A confrontation right back

or from a lesser person a pussy as apology followed by running away


No way in hell would she be expecting a smile, and an offer to "work in"  - this is why I took a minute after she flipped to gather my thoughts and think about the best way to reply.  I was gonna yell right back but prefer my way.

There was no crumbling my friend  8)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: tonymctones on May 06, 2013, 07:37:30 PM
you owe me two minutes of my life reading this shit!!!!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:37:45 PM
In addition that twat interrupted your workout and threw off your nutrient timing. And you do nothing. You're a natural guy so what happened to your balls?
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: haider on May 06, 2013, 07:39:06 PM
Big Cach killing the bitch with kindness, lol.  Can't wait to hear uberman's take on this.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:39:20 PM
In addition that twat interrupted your workout and threw off your nutrient timing. And you do nothing. You're a natural guy so what happened to your balls?

You would think my focus would've been off after that... but I still kept on going after adding more and more weight.

Actually ended up having a great leg work out tonight!

Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 07:40:27 PM
When a person confronts you in that manner.... 90% of the time they are preparing themselves for A confrontation right back

or from a lesser person a pussy as apology followed by running away


No way in hell would she be expecting a smile, and an offer to "work in"  - this is why I took a minute after she flipped to gather my thoughts and think about the best way to reply.  I was gonna yell right back but prefer my way.

There was no crumbling my friend  8)
I have always lived by this:

(http://quotespick.com/images/quotes/english/Abraham%20Lincoln/Destroy%20Enemies-185-quotespick-8129.jpg)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:43:00 PM
When a person confronts you in that manner.... 90% of the time they are preparing themselves for A confrontation right back

or from a lesser person a pussy as apology followed by running away


No way in hell would she be expecting a smile, and an offer to "work in"  - this is why I took a minute after she flipped to gather my thoughts and think about the best way to reply.  I was gonna yell right back but prefer my way.

There was no crumbling my friend  8)

Whatever bro. In your world since you care so much and now in getbig world, you came off as a pussy. But you're a square so I can't expect you to act any differently.

You should have told the bitch, you snooze, you lose, then put your headphones on and returned to your workout. You don't reward people for bad behavior and that's just what you did. had she asked you nicely to work in, different story.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: MusselFreek on May 06, 2013, 07:45:42 PM
So in summary, you are a pussy.

X3 Don't let that Cunt step on you! You gotta tell her "Too Fucking Bad!! Come earlier next time!"
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 07:46:57 PM
Whatever bro. In you're world since you care so much and now in getbig world, you came off as a pussy. But you're a square so I can't expect you to act any differently.

You should have told the bitch, you snooze, you lose, then put your headphones on and returned to your workout. You don't reward people for bad behavior and that's just what you did. had she asked you nicely to work in, different story.
I will give you a piece of advice Wiggs, because you clearly need it.  ALWAYS do the exact opposite of what someone expects during a confrontation.  Defenses are immediately lowered, thoughts cannot process quick enough as the anticipated reaction was avoided thus the upper hand is given away completely as that individual just surrendered themselves and is now capable of being bent completely to your will.


Only a zoo animal will handle an aggressor in the manner you suggested.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:47:27 PM
I have always lived by this:

(http://quotespick.com/images/quotes/english/Abraham%20Lincoln/Destroy%20Enemies-185-quotespick-8129.jpg)

Slimy ways of the untermensch. This is why I've never trusted you others like you...wink, wink. :-*
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:50:11 PM
She is no BB or fitness girl if she is only using a 25# plate on each side. Weak bitch.

In her defense, she was doing them 1 leg at a time... and eventually worked up to a 45 and a 25 per side  ;D


I have always lived by this:

(http://quotespick.com/images/quotes/english/Abraham%20Lincoln/Destroy%20Enemies-185-quotespick-8129.jpg)

I like that - practically how I live my life.

Whatever bro. In you're world since you care so much and now in getbig world, you came off as a pussy. But you're a square so I can't expect you to act any differently.

You should have told the bitch, you snooze, you lose, then put your headphones on and returned to your workout. You don't reward people for bad behavior and that's just what you did. had she asked you nicely to work in, different story.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30050000.jpg)

Wiggs - Its very hard to get under my skin, I'm not gonna get all worked up and lose my temper over shit like that.  Call me a pussy all you want buddy, I do not really care.  Albeit I still want to say something again to her when I see her because I love being a smug smart ass, and I got distracted when my buddy came over and started talking to me before I could say more pussy things to her.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 06, 2013, 07:51:37 PM
Here is what happened....

So after starting off with cardio and a bunch of leg extensions, I always do leg presses after, but the plate loaded leg presses were taken, so I just figure I'll do some on the machine leg press until one of them frees up....
So I do a few sets on the machine leg press, finally one of plate loaded one is free, so I walk over there...
throw on some plates and start training on it...
finish my set, throw on some more plates, finish that, add some more, etc... on my third set I have about six plates on per side  (Yes - pussy weight for GETBIG) and as I'm doing my set...
this girl (I've seen her before), she is a bodybuilder or some fitness chick, I can't tell anymore, she's a black chick comes over, drops two 25 lbs plates on the floor right next to my leg press and just stares at me... I ignore her, keep doing my set...

I then get up and go get more plates... as I'm walking back, broad is still staring at me..

So I pull my headphones off and very politely go, "are you waiting on me?'.....
And the girl just loses it...
she goes...
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS LEG PRESS FOR A FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE ITS MY LAST EXERCISE AND I HAVE TO DO IT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!  BUT I CAN'T GET A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!"

I'm in fucking shock...

I stare at her for a moment....
then I smile and I go....
"Well by all means, work in with me" (In my normal charming way)....
and then I start stripping my weights off...

I have 6 plates per side, she has a 25 lbs plate per side...
but I start un-racking it for her...
Girl is speechless at this point, can't believe what I'm doing, she is all like "uh uh uhhhh"....
with a stupid look on her face....
right at that moment the other leg press frees up, and she gathers her stuff real quick and jumps on it without saying anything to me....

I'm like, alright whatever, and put more plates back on mine....
I Was turning around ready to say to her "You know I was about to let you work in with me!"...
but then one of my buddies came over and started chatting with me, so I said fuck it...
but I'm gonna say something to her next time... I'm not letting this go, I'm not gonna be mean or whatever but I'm gonna bring it up, maybe be like "I thought you were going to knock me out the other day by the leg press!"

lol its weird though, girl is in great shape, takes her work out very seriously (Obviously), but she always trains with FULL ON MAKE UP.... like BRIGHT red lips stick, eyes done all heavy and shit, full on cake make up.... so weird!   Whatever, thats the story!

Annoying, cause I'm always so courteous... and I always let people work in, even when I have to strip off my weights so they can train, of if they are a group of three people, I still let them work in with out throwing a hissy fit or anything, and thats how I was planning on being today but the girl just lost her shit!

Damn, what a bitch...  She sounds like she's off balance, fuck her
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 06, 2013, 07:52:42 PM
When a person confronts you in that manner.... 90% of the time they are preparing themselves for A confrontation right back

or from a lesser person a pussy as apology followed by running away


No way in hell would she be expecting a smile, and an offer to "work in"  - this is why I took a minute after she flipped to gather my thoughts and think about the best way to reply.  I was gonna yell right back but prefer my way.

There was no crumbling my friend  8)

You're absulutly right
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:53:05 PM
I will give you a piece of advice Wiggs, because you clearly need it.  ALWAYS do the exact opposite of what someone expects during a confrontation.  Defenses are immediately lowered, thoughts cannot process quick enough as the anticipated reaction was avoided thus the upper hand is given away completely as that individual just surrendered themselves and is now capable of being bent completely to your will.


Only a zoo animal will handle an aggressor in the manner you suggested.

Well Adam, when I want, as you have bared witness, I have a way with words and, I can defend myself. Guys like you that try the buddy shit (a common untermensch tactic, I might add) it doesn't work with me. I'm not a confrontational person but if someone steps up, they're gonna get their feelings hurt and that old trick or putting arms on my shoulder bullshit doesn't work with me. You a smart guy, but your also a devious guy. I know how guys like you work. and it doesn't work with me.  Thanks for the advice though...lol
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 07:54:07 PM
Well Adam, when I want, as you have bared witness, I have a way with words and, I can defend myself. Guys like you that try the buddy shit (a common untermensch tactic, I might add) it doesn't work with me. I'm not a confrontational person but if someone steps up, they're gonna get their feelings hurt and that old trick or putting arms on my shoulder bullshit doesn't work with me. You a smart guy, but your also a devious guy. I know how guys like you work. and it doesn't work with me.  Thanks for the advice though...lol

Whatever Wiggums... you sooooo wouldn't be able to resist my charm  ;D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:56:15 PM
In her defense, she was doing them 1 leg at a time... and eventually worked up to a 45 and a 25 per side  ;D


I like that - practically how I live my life.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30050000.jpg)

Wiggs - Its very hard to get under my skin, I'm not gonna get all worked up and lose my temper over shit like that.  Call me a pussy all you want buddy, I do not really care.  Albeit I still want to say something again to her when I see her because I love being a smug smart ass, and I got distracted when my buddy came over and started talking to me before I could say more pussy things to her.

I've stated what I wanted to say. As did you. Good day.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 07:58:09 PM
Well Adam, when I want, as you have bared witness, I have a way with words and, I can defend myself. Guys like you that try the buddy shit (a common untermensch tactic, I might add) it doesn't work with me. I'm not a confrontational person but if someone steps up, they're gonna get their feelings hurt and that old trick or putting arms on my shoulder bullshit doesn't work with me. You a smart guy, but your also a devious guy. I know how guys like you work. and it doesn't work with me.  Thanks for the advice though...lol
I`d rather bear witness than be a bared witness, but thats just me.  I have no idea what kind of things you may be into at the moment.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: HockeyFightFan on May 06, 2013, 07:58:26 PM
There is a difference between a pussy and a gentleman!  I happen to be the latter!   ;)


Read "How to win friends and influence people" - there are a couple good lessons in there on how to deal with certain individuals!

I will donate $100 to your favorite charity and send you a scanned receipt if you walk up to that kunt tomorrow and say this:

"I'd be careful starting your car tonight after your workout infidel...Allah Ackbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr".

Then walk away.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: MB_722 on May 06, 2013, 07:58:39 PM
that was a shitty story.

got any pics? :D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 07:58:45 PM
Whatever Wiggums... you sooooo wouldn't be able to resist my charm  ;D

I was speaking to Adam. Not you NOSY. I have no beef with you and I wouldn't come yelling about you taking my leg press. You're a nice guy. I don't fuck with nice guys. Only playfully.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: MB_722 on May 06, 2013, 07:59:48 PM
I was speaking to Adam. Not you NOSY. I have no beef with you and I wouldn't come yelling about you taking my leg press. You're a nice guy. I don't fuck with nice guys. Only playfully.

you playfully play with nice guys?
 ahaha

Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 08:00:38 PM
you playfully play with nice guys?
 ahaha


He IS a bared Witness you know.  :D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 08:01:14 PM
I will donate $100 to your favorite charity and send you a scanned receipt if you walk up to that kunt tomorrow and say this:

"I'd be careful starting your car tonight after your workout infidel...Allah Ackbarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr".

Then walk away.

I'm not gonna lie- I laughed.... I know I shouldn't - but I still did!   ;D

I was speaking to Adam. Not you NOSY. I have no beef with you and I wouldn't come yelling about you taking my leg press. You're a nice guy. I don't fuck with nice guys. Only playfully.

I know you were - but I was just saying, you say you don't cave to that buddy-buddy shit...  But the BIG ACH charm would so win you over!   :-*
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: MB_722 on May 06, 2013, 08:01:28 PM
Im just playing
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 08:01:30 PM
I`d rather bear witness than be a bared witness, but thats just me.  I have no idea what kind of things you may be into at the moment.

If a grammar error is all you can get out of that, then I know my point hit home. A puppeteer can't puppet another puppeteer Adam...
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 08:05:24 PM
If a grammar error is all you can get out of that, then I know my point hit home. A puppeteer can't puppet another puppeteer Adam...

Dems fighting words!  Like Ebony vs Ivory over here!



Why don't we all just get along fellas?  8)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Maddy on May 06, 2013, 08:06:15 PM


Wiggs
you have
overrated your
tiny skill set
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: MB_722 on May 06, 2013, 08:06:46 PM
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
Get those License Plates and Registration taken care of yet?  :D

A long time ago with a different vehicle. Thanks for asking. Are you still dressing in drag and pretending to be an uppity aristocrat?
Anything else you've trying to dig up on me? BTW, expect a warning for posting personal info, but expect my attacks to continue.

Didn't have the effect you thought it would...did it? :-\
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 08:09:32 PM
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Maddy on May 06, 2013, 08:13:48 PM


Wiggs
been roid ragin
for days now
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 06, 2013, 08:17:09 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

What the hell happened to you Wiggs? ???
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 08:17:41 PM
???

A long time ago?   ???  This just happened and still requires full resolution.  Are you saying you are a repeat offender?

Would you like to put money on this?  If so, how much and don't be a pussy on the amount. I'm calling your bluff. So add liar to your illustrious untermensch resume. in addition to crossdresser and con artist.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 08:21:51 PM
Would you like to put money on this?  If so, how much and don't be a pussy on the amount. I'm calling your bluff. So add liar to your illustrious untermensch resume. in addition to crossdresser and con artist.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: NYSTATEOFMIND on May 06, 2013, 08:24:40 PM
In addition that twat interrupted your workout and threw off your nutrient timing. And you do nothing. You're a natural guy so what happened to your balls?


hahaha..he got you there u worthless redskin fan...
you are a better man than me
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 08:25:48 PM
Would you like to put money on this?  If so, how much and don't be a pussy on the amount. I'm calling your bluff. So add liar to your illustrious untermensch resume. in addition to crossdresser and con artist.
Wiggs, well that is your business and none of mine.  I have amended this discussion appropriately and you should perhaps do the same, or not.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Nomad on May 06, 2013, 08:26:16 PM
No Ach, that bitch wronged you and you crumbled like a leaf. You can't be a gentleman to cunts. Lesson One. I have that book on PDF. That's dealing with reasonable people. Not fucking hoodrats.

ACT LIKE A MAN.

What would the Super Black Hebrew Master Race done in BigAch place?
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Wiggs on May 06, 2013, 08:29:03 PM
Wiggs, well that is your business and none of mine.  I have amended this discussion appropriately and you should perhaps do the same, or not.

Oh no, it stays. You'll get your lashings shortly then be on a short leash. Just how I want you.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The True Adonis on May 06, 2013, 08:31:30 PM
Oh no, it stays. You'll get your lashings shortly then be on a short leash. Just how I want you.
What stays exactly?  I am missing something here.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Maddy on May 06, 2013, 08:31:47 PM
Oh no, it stays. You'll get your lashings shortly then be on a short leash. Just how I want you.

Wiggs
outed
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 06, 2013, 08:47:15 PM
Yeah, I did a google search for the original post where wiggs discussed this.  He must have deleted it.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: jude2 on May 06, 2013, 08:54:49 PM
In her defense, she was doing them 1 leg at a time... and eventually worked up to a 45 and a 25 per side  ;D


I like that - practically how I live my life.

(http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/30050000.jpg)

Wiggs - Its very hard to get under my skin, I'm not gonna get all worked up and lose my temper over shit like that.  Call me a pussy all you want buddy, I do not really care.  Albeit I still want to say something again to her when I see her because I love being a smug smart ass, and I got distracted when my buddy came over and started talking to me before I could say more pussy things to her.
You left that part out, so she is stronger than u. She is trying to bully u. You need to lay the smack down on her.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: HockeyFightFan on May 06, 2013, 09:03:21 PM
No Ach, that bitch wronged you and you crumbled like a leaf. You can't be a gentleman to cunts. Lesson One. I have that book on PDF. That's dealing with reasonable people. Not fucking hoodrats.

ACT LIKE A MAN.


I see a future where your fatass is sitting on the Jerry Springer show with some morbidly obese black woman wagging her finger in your face and accusing you of being her baby daddy.

You look like a cheap beatdown fatter version of Cee-Lo Greene, and Jerry Springer is making handjob gestures behind your back.

 ::)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 06, 2013, 09:03:48 PM
You left that part out, so she is stronger than u. She is trying to bully u. You need to lay the smack down on her.

She did one 45 and one 25 per side.


I got up to 8 plates per side?  How is that stronger than me exactly? :)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Psychopath on May 06, 2013, 09:07:57 PM
Fill a super-soaker with piss next time, and spray the bitch till she has a nervous break down. Or spray paint a swastika on her beat up ford escort.

God damn, i fucking hate hood rats.

Vile

No wonder black men would rather settle for 500lb white women.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Disgusted on May 06, 2013, 09:09:04 PM
Yep it's sometimes better to just kill them with kindness. Then again I wouldn't have objected to you taking her 25 lb plate and bashing her fucking skull in to the point of god not being able to recognise her. All depends on what kind of day you are having though.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: HockeyFightFan on May 06, 2013, 09:09:26 PM
She did one 45 and one 25 per side.


I got up to 8 plates per side?  How is that stronger than me exactly? :)

2 x 8 X 5 = 80

2 X (45 + 25) = 120

She's 50% stronger than you Cyrano.... ;D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: 38-26-40 on May 06, 2013, 09:19:45 PM
You're so nice!...and patient.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Marine on May 06, 2013, 09:37:20 PM
WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I WAS ONE TIME ON A BENCH PRESS

SOME ROIDED ALL OF THE MIND POWERLIFTER CAME TO ME

AND SAOD TO ME

GET THE FUCK OUT OR I IWLL BREAK YOU IN HALF
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: cephissus on May 06, 2013, 09:57:27 PM
wiggs getting a little desperate...
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 06, 2013, 10:01:58 PM
Or spray paint a swastika on her beat up ford escort.

Can't do that shit anymore... Hate crime laws...  :-\
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on May 06, 2013, 10:06:46 PM
Wiggs recent gear use is palpable in his posts lately. He's very confrontational.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 06, 2013, 10:15:26 PM
Back in February, I seriously considered making Wiggs a House Negro.  Imagine if he had snapped like this while sleeping in my attic Servants' quarters... 

Scary
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on May 06, 2013, 10:32:43 PM
Yep it's sometimes better to just kill them with kindness. Then again I wouldn't have objected to you taking her 25 lb plate and bashing her fucking skull in to the point of god not being able to recognise her. All depends on what kind of day you are having though.

X2

Would have had to have been there. If she was just frustrated because she missed the boat and is venting, I would have gone Big (nose) Ach's route, and let her work in with a big smile. If she was trying to kick Me off the machine, she would have been adding another teary-eyed entry into her journal about racism.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on May 06, 2013, 11:44:55 PM
looks like you met BikiniSlut
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on May 06, 2013, 11:58:50 PM
looks like you met BikiniSlut

Haha

BikiniSlut would have whined he was trying to show off by using 6 plates and called him an attention whore
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 12:19:21 AM
Here is what happened....

So after starting off with cardio and a bunch of leg extensions, I always do leg presses after, but the plate loaded leg presses were taken, so I just figure I'll do some on the machine leg press until one of them frees up....
So I do a few sets on the machine leg press, finally one of plate loaded one is free, so I walk over there...
throw on some plates and start training on it...
finish my set, throw on some more plates, finish that, add some more, etc... on my third set I have about six plates on per side  (Yes - pussy weight for GETBIG) and as I'm doing my set...
this girl (I've seen her before), she is a bodybuilder or some fitness chick, I can't tell anymore, she's a black chick comes over, drops two 25 lbs plates on the floor right next to my leg press and just stares at me... I ignore her, keep doing my set...

I then get up and go get more plates... as I'm walking back, broad is still staring at me..

So I pull my headphones off and very politely go, "are you waiting on me?'.....
And the girl just loses it...
she goes...
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS LEG PRESS FOR A FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE ITS MY LAST EXERCISE AND I HAVE TO DO IT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!  BUT I CAN'T GET A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!"

I'm in fucking shock...

I stare at her for a moment....
then I smile and I go....
"Well by all means, work in with me" (In my normal charming way)....
and then I start stripping my weights off...

I have 6 plates per side, she has a 25 lbs plate per side...
but I start un-racking it for her...
Girl is speechless at this point, can't believe what I'm doing, she is all like "uh uh uhhhh"....
with a stupid look on her face....
right at that moment the other leg press frees up, and she gathers her stuff real quick and jumps on it without saying anything to me....

I'm like, alright whatever, and put more plates back on mine....
I Was turning around ready to say to her "You know I was about to let you work in with me!"...
but then one of my buddies came over and started chatting with me, so I said fuck it...
but I'm gonna say something to her next time... I'm not letting this go, I'm not gonna be mean or whatever but I'm gonna bring it up, maybe be like "I thought you were going to knock me out the other day by the leg press!"

lol its weird though, girl is in great shape, takes her work out very seriously (Obviously), but she always trains with FULL ON MAKE UP.... like BRIGHT red lips stick, eyes done all heavy and shit, full on cake make up.... so weird!   Whatever, thats the story!

Annoying, cause I'm always so courteous... and I always let people work in, even when I have to strip off my weights so they can train, of if they are a group of three people, I still let them work in with out throwing a hissy fit or anything, and thats how I was planning on being today but the girl just lost her shit!

You're obviously a considerate fellow in the gym. She obviously was frustrated. Let it go. Further conversations with her about this are likely to go badly. If she should miraculously realize how rude she was to you and apologize, then great, but don't hold your breath waiting for this to happen.

Saturday I was working quads and calves. This couple seemed to be on every piece of equipment I prefer. My problem is I am not always real flexible about using different equipment. As I waited for the, yes, leg press this fellow was checking his phone for what seemed like an eternity between sets. I started losing what little patience I have, which isn't a lot, unfortunately. Finally I walked over to him to ask how many more sets he had. It was his last set and he jumped right on it.

While I was doing my leg press routine, this same fellow loads up the hack squat despite that he is working on a different machine. I thought he was going to jump on it any minute. I did a several sets of seated calf raises, while glancing over at the hack squat machine periodically only to see that he wasn't on it yet. At the same time that I finished the calf raises he finally starts doing hack squats. Wouldn't you know it! Well, having already waited on him once, I had no patience for doing this again. So I walked over and asked him how many sets he had. He said he had three sets total and volunteered that he'd do them quickly. He followed though, so no harm done.

I do quads and calves every Saturday. I am hoping he and his wife or girl friend don't or we are going to have to reach some kind of agreement we can both live with. Did I mention I have issues with my patience?
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 12:23:19 AM
There is a difference between a pussy and a gentleman!  I happen to be the latter!   ;)


Read "How to win friends and influence people" - there are a couple good lessons in there on how to deal with certain individuals!

Great book! Many years ago, I took a Dale Carnegie speech class which my boss paid for. It was most helpful to me throughout my working career and probably in other aspects of my life too. I have taken other speech classes in college, but none had quite the same impact as the Dale Carnegie class on me.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 12:29:25 AM
Whatever bro. In your world since you care so much and now in getbig world, you came off as a pussy. But you're a square so I can't expect you to act any differently.

You should have told the bitch, you snooze, you lose, then put your headphones on and returned to your workout. You don't reward people for bad behavior and that's just what you did. had she asked you nicely to work in, different story.

Seems like you have pussy on the mind.  ;D

Real men are wise enough to avoid falling into confrontations such as this could have been. Perhaps when you grow up you will understand. I am not criticizing mind you, just letting you know that it is rare that anything good comes from unnecessary confrontation. I learned this from a lot of experience, being given to having a short temper in years past.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on May 07, 2013, 12:38:00 AM
You're obviously a considerate fellow in the gym. She obviously was frustrated. Let it go. Further conversations with her about this are likely to go badly. If she should miraculously realize how rude she was to you and apologize, then great, but don't hold your breath waiting for this to happen.

Saturday I was working quads and calves. This couple seemed to be on every piece of equipment I prefer. My problem is I am not always real flexible about using different equipment. As I waited for the, yes, leg press this fellow was checking his phone for what seemed like an eternity between sets. I started losing what little patience I have, which isn't a lot, unfortunately. Finally I walked over to him to ask how many more sets he had. It was his last set and he jumped right on it.

While I was doing my leg press routine, this same fellow loads up the hack squat despite that he is working on a different machine. I thought he was going to jump on it any minute. I did a several sets of seated calf raises, while glancing over at the hack squat machine periodically only to see that he wasn't on it yet. At the same time that I finished the calf raises he finally starts doing hack squats. Wouldn't you know it! Well, having already waited on him once, I had no patience for doing this again. So I walked over and asked him how many sets he had. He said he had three sets total and volunteered that he'd do them quickly. He followed though, so no harm done.

I do quads and calves every Saturday. I am hoping he and his wife or girl friend don't or we are going to have to reach some kind of agreement we can both live with. Did I mention I have issues with my patience?

I do the same thing. If someone is hogging equipment, or jerking off and not completing their sets in a reasonable time frime...I just call them on it. No need to be aggressive or confrontational, they know damn well what they are doing and will be cooperative 99%   of the time and move along.

"how many sets you have left" is gymspeak for "hurry the fuck up already"  amongst experienced trainers.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 12:56:28 AM
I do the same thing. If someone is hogging equipment, or jerking off and not completing their sets in a reasonable time frime...I just call them on it. No need to be aggressive or confrontational, they know damn well what they are doing and will be cooperative 99%   of the time and move along.

"how many sets you have left" is gymspeak for "hurry the fuck up already"  amongst experienced trainers.

Exactly! This guy looks like he knows his way around gym culture, so it was no surprise that things worked out well. I see him all the time up at my local Starbucks so he lives in my neighborhood.  I rather make friends then enemies with people. Actually, he was a really nice guy. I am glad we had the opportunity for this exchange because otherwise I would have just thought he was and inconsiderate asshole.

Another line of mine is to walk up the jerk you leaves the weight on the equipment, when it is obvious that they are done with it and just too lazy or inconsiderate to clear it for the next user, and ask, "Are you through with that?" pointing at the equipment. Often they go right over and clear of the weights. Some people are just clueless though and will say something like, "yeah." In those cases I remind them that it is common gym practice to clear the weight. Being an old guy, I can get away with this, because it is more often very young dudes who make this mistake. Punks!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Hulkotron on May 07, 2013, 02:51:59 AM
There's this fucking guy about 50 or so at the gym in my building, it's nicely equipped but only has one bench press.  He'll load up the bench with 185, bust out four or five cswol-reps, then sit on the bench and do one-arm curls with a 45-lb DB with his little towel wrapped around the handle, swinging it up with all his might.  Between each of these exercises he sits on the bench taking about a five-minute break.  He will repeat this process for upwards of an hour. 
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Power on May 07, 2013, 03:11:00 AM
I stopped reading after "starting off with cardio"

Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on May 07, 2013, 05:04:17 AM
too long and boring didn't read
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2013, 05:05:38 AM
I have always lived by this:

(http://quotespick.com/images/quotes/english/Abraham%20Lincoln/Destroy%20Enemies-185-quotespick-8129.jpg)
Excellent advice! Although not always easy to do!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Ronnie Rep on May 07, 2013, 05:06:47 AM
Here is what happened....

So after starting off with cardio and a bunch of leg extensions, I always do leg presses after, but the plate loaded leg presses were taken, so I just figure I'll do some on the machine leg press until one of them frees up....
So I do a few sets on the machine leg press, finally one of plate loaded one is free, so I walk over there...
throw on some plates and start training on it...
finish my set, throw on some more plates, finish that, add some more, etc... on my third set I have about six plates on per side  (Yes - pussy weight for GETBIG) and as I'm doing my set...
this girl (I've seen her before), she is a bodybuilder or some fitness chick, I can't tell anymore, she's a black chick comes over, drops two 25 lbs plates on the floor right next to my leg press and just stares at me... I ignore her, keep doing my set...

I then get up and go get more plates... as I'm walking back, broad is still staring at me..

So I pull my headphones off and very politely go, "are you waiting on me?'.....
And the girl just loses it...
she goes...
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS LEG PRESS FOR A FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE ITS MY LAST EXERCISE AND I HAVE TO DO IT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!  BUT I CAN'T GET A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!"

I'm in fucking shock...

I stare at her for a moment....
then I smile and I go....
"Well by all means, work in with me" (In my normal charming way)....
and then I start stripping my weights off...

I have 6 plates per side, she has a 25 lbs plate per side...
but I start un-racking it for her...
Girl is speechless at this point, can't believe what I'm doing, she is all like "uh uh uhhhh"....
with a stupid look on her face....
right at that moment the other leg press frees up, and she gathers her stuff real quick and jumps on it without saying anything to me....

I'm like, alright whatever, and put more plates back on mine....
I Was turning around ready to say to her "You know I was about to let you work in with me!"...
but then one of my buddies came over and started chatting with me, so I said fuck it...
but I'm gonna say something to her next time... I'm not letting this go, I'm not gonna be mean or whatever but I'm gonna bring it up, maybe be like "I thought you were going to knock me out the other day by the leg press!"

lol its weird though, girl is in great shape, takes her work out very seriously (Obviously), but she always trains with FULL ON MAKE UP.... like BRIGHT red lips stick, eyes done all heavy and shit, full on cake make up.... so weird!   Whatever, thats the story!

Annoying, cause I'm always so courteous... and I always let people work in, even when I have to strip off my weights so they can train, of if they are a group of three people, I still let them work in with out throwing a hissy fit or anything, and thats how I was planning on being today but the girl just lost her shit!
You are a gentleman and a scholar!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Childish///AMG on May 07, 2013, 05:45:30 AM
Good "Move" on you. Kill them with kindness 8)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Grape Ape on May 07, 2013, 05:53:55 AM
If you were squatting like you should have been you wouldn't have had this problem.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: True on May 07, 2013, 05:54:55 AM
Girl has issues and more insecurities than whats normal among girls obviously. Girls who are really into training usually are more insecure than other girls. Next time slap her in the God damn face and put her in her rigthfull place! >:(
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: True on May 07, 2013, 05:56:48 AM
Good "Move" on you. Kill them with kindness 8)

Yes, I approve this as well. Ach did a fine job keeping his compusre.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: dr.chimps on May 07, 2013, 06:06:27 AM
Yes, I approve this as well. Ach did a fine job keeping his compusre.
Yup. Gotta choose your battles. Losing your shit over a leg-press isn't one of them.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Mr Nobody on May 07, 2013, 06:14:17 AM
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Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BikiniSlut on May 07, 2013, 06:19:11 AM
If you were squatting like you should have been you wouldn't have had this problem.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
 :D
The man makes a good point though.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: _bruce_ on May 07, 2013, 07:01:10 AM
You aren't used to confrontations Ach.
Understandably you avoid overreacting but the sweet spot lies somewhere in between.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 07, 2013, 07:03:37 AM
you should have pulled out your cock, spun her around and proceeded to fuck her in the ass, raw, no lube.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BigCyp on May 07, 2013, 07:09:31 AM
WHEN I WAS YOUNG

I WAS ONE TIME ON A BENCH PRESS

SOME ROIDED ALL OF THE MIND POWERLIFTER CAME TO ME

AND SAOD TO ME

GET THE FUCK OUT OR I IWLL BREAK YOU IN HALF

Bullshit you haven't been on a bench press once
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: OneMoreRep on May 07, 2013, 07:10:01 AM
I think she likes you Achmed. She probably just needed a good way to break the ice with you and figured that by putting on that facade, she could get closer to you and have you flex a little.

Strong work Elseemu!

"1"
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 07, 2013, 07:23:11 AM
In college I was working out in the powerlifting gym.  My college had a special gym with all sorts of platforms for deads, squats, cleans etc...  this was because normal people complained about it being in the big gym.

Anyways, I'm doing deadlifts and this big fat cunt who looks like butterbean comes in and starts mouthing off at me to get the fuck off the platform, it's his turn to lift. blah. blah. blah.  Well in my early 20's I was a serious hothead, I would get into fights all the time.  Without blinking I grab a dumbbell handle and was about to smack the fucker across the face.  Within an instant, the guys I was lifting with jump on me to stop me from hitting him.  I'm going batshit, screaming at him that I was going to kill him etc...  The guy was in total shock shitting his pants, he huffs about it and just leaves the gym.  lol. 
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Thespritz0 on May 07, 2013, 10:22:35 AM
I've stated what I wanted to say. As did you. Good day.
^^
AAAAAHHHHHHH  YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Papper on May 07, 2013, 11:18:17 AM
No, but you will rush home and punch out a gossip-laden, passive aggressive screed and then share said screed with a crowd of anonymous douche nozzles on a bodybuilding message board.




 :D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 07, 2013, 11:40:29 AM
Here is what happened....

So after starting off with cardio and a bunch of leg extensions, I always do leg presses after, but the plate loaded leg presses were taken, so I just figure I'll do some on the machine leg press until one of them frees up....
So I do a few sets on the machine leg press, finally one of plate loaded one is free, so I walk over there...
throw on some plates and start training on it...
finish my set, throw on some more plates, finish that, add some more, etc... on my third set I have about six plates on per side  (Yes - pussy weight for GETBIG) and as I'm doing my set...
this girl (I've seen her before), she is a bodybuilder or some fitness chick, I can't tell anymore, she's a black chick comes over, drops two 25 lbs plates on the floor right next to my leg press and just stares at me... I ignore her, keep doing my set...

I then get up and go get more plates... as I'm walking back, broad is still staring at me..

So I pull my headphones off and very politely go, "are you waiting on me?'.....
And the girl just loses it...
she goes...
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS LEG PRESS FOR A FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE ITS MY LAST EXERCISE AND I HAVE TO DO IT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!  BUT I CAN'T GET A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!"

I'm in fucking shock...

I stare at her for a moment....
then I smile and I go....
"Well by all means, work in with me" (In my normal charming way)....
and then I start stripping my weights off...

I have 6 plates per side, she has a 25 lbs plate per side...
but I start un-racking it for her...
Girl is speechless at this point, can't believe what I'm doing, she is all like "uh uh uhhhh"....
with a stupid look on her face....
right at that moment the other leg press frees up, and she gathers her stuff real quick and jumps on it without saying anything to me....

I'm like, alright whatever, and put more plates back on mine....
I Was turning around ready to say to her "You know I was about to let you work in with me!"...
but then one of my buddies came over and started chatting with me, so I said fuck it...
but I'm gonna say something to her next time... I'm not letting this go, I'm not gonna be mean or whatever but I'm gonna bring it up, maybe be like "I thought you were going to knock me out the other day by the leg press!"

lol its weird though, girl is in great shape, takes her work out very seriously (Obviously), but she always trains with FULL ON MAKE UP.... like BRIGHT red lips stick, eyes done all heavy and shit, full on cake make up.... so weird!   Whatever, thats the story!

Annoying, cause I'm always so courteous... and I always let people work in, even when I have to strip off my weights so they can train, of if they are a group of three people, I still let them work in with out throwing a hissy fit or anything, and thats how I was planning on being today but the girl just lost her shit!

I just hit everyone with kindness.....hasn't failed me yet.  Very rarely do I encounter a hothead, but on those occassions that I have they've always backed off with firm yet kind words.  Young cats will consider "kind words" a weakness, but they're stronger than any "Got a problem bro?" or "Come at me brah!" crap. 
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: CalvinH on May 07, 2013, 11:55:07 AM
I just hit everyone with kindness.....hasn't failed me yet.  Very rarely do I encounter a hothead, but on those occassions that I have they've always backed off with firm yet kind words.  Young cats will consider "kind words" a weakness, but they're stronger than any "Got a problem bro?" or "Come at me brah!" crap. 


You can hit me with some kindness anytime you want big boy....
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Man of Steel on May 07, 2013, 11:57:11 AM

You can hit me with some kindness anytime you want big boy....

Prepare to have your daisy dukes charmed right off of you!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: CalvinH on May 07, 2013, 12:00:17 PM
Prepare to have your daisy dukes charmed right off of you!


Glad it's the daisy dukes cuz kiwol never returned my assless chaps >:(
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 07, 2013, 01:30:08 PM
Here is what happened....

So after starting off with cardio and a bunch of leg extensions, I always do leg presses after, but the plate loaded leg presses were taken, so I just figure I'll do some on the machine leg press until one of them frees up....
So I do a few sets on the machine leg press, finally one of plate loaded one is free, so I walk over there...
throw on some plates and start training on it...
finish my set, throw on some more plates, finish that, add some more, etc... on my third set I have about six plates on per side  (Yes - pussy weight for GETBIG) and as I'm doing my set...
this girl (I've seen her before), she is a bodybuilder or some fitness chick, I can't tell anymore, she's a black chick comes over, drops two 25 lbs plates on the floor right next to my leg press and just stares at me... I ignore her, keep doing my set...

I then get up and go get more plates... as I'm walking back, broad is still staring at me..

So I pull my headphones off and very politely go, "are you waiting on me?'.....
And the girl just loses it...
she goes...
"I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS LEG PRESS FOR A FUCKING HOUR BECAUSE ITS MY LAST EXERCISE AND I HAVE TO DO IT SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!!!  BUT I CAN'T GET A FUCKING CHANCE!!!!!!"

I'm in fucking shock...

I stare at her for a moment....
then I smile and I go....
"Well by all means, work in with me" (In my normal charming way)....
and then I start stripping my weights off...

I have 6 plates per side, she has a 25 lbs plate per side...
but I start un-racking it for her...
Girl is speechless at this point, can't believe what I'm doing, she is all like "uh uh uhhhh"....
with a stupid look on her face....
right at that moment the other leg press frees up, and she gathers her stuff real quick and jumps on it without saying anything to me....

I'm like, alright whatever, and put more plates back on mine....
I Was turning around ready to say to her "You know I was about to let you work in with me!"...
but then one of my buddies came over and started chatting with me, so I said fuck it...
but I'm gonna say something to her next time... I'm not letting this go, I'm not gonna be mean or whatever but I'm gonna bring it up, maybe be like "I thought you were going to knock me out the other day by the leg press!"

lol its weird though, girl is in great shape, takes her work out very seriously (Obviously), but she always trains with FULL ON MAKE UP.... like BRIGHT red lips stick, eyes done all heavy and shit, full on cake make up.... so weird!   Whatever, thats the story!

Annoying, cause I'm always so courteous... and I always let people work in, even when I have to strip off my weights so they can train, of if they are a group of three people, I still let them work in with out throwing a hissy fit or anything, and thats how I was planning on being today but the girl just lost her shit!

Maybe she was in a hurry to go make you a pastrami sandwich on flatbread.  You should have stuck around.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 01:32:29 PM
No, but you will rush home and punch out a gossip-laden, passive aggressive screed and then share said screed with a crowd of anonymous douche nozzles on a bodybuilding message board.




"Douche nozzles"....very funny words. I am trying to form an image of a douche nozzle, but it isn't working for me. Still, I am going to put this in my mental dictionary of things to write on Getbig.  ;D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 01:34:08 PM
There's this fucking guy about 50 or so at the gym in my building, it's nicely equipped but only has one bench press.  He'll load up the bench with 185, bust out four or five cswol-reps, then sit on the bench and do one-arm curls with a 45-lb DB with his little towel wrapped around the handle, swinging it up with all his might.  Between each of these exercises he sits on the bench taking about a five-minute break.  He will repeat this process for upwards of an hour. 

This dude needs an eviction notice!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 01:40:45 PM

Glad it's the daisy dukes cuz kiwol never returned my assless chaps >:(

Your post got me thinking, my stepdad who was definitely all man, but was never into bodybuilding or even exercise for that matter....just making money....would not have known what "assless chaps" were. The fact that I do know what they are gives me pause. Maybe I should buy a pair....kidding!  :D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: jude2 on May 07, 2013, 06:16:36 PM
She did one 45 and one 25 per side.


I got up to 8 plates per side?  How is that stronger than me exactly? :)
Thats because u have really high test levels. :D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 07, 2013, 07:13:30 PM
She didn't take you seriously because he only had 6 plates per side and are not close to contest shape. Next time you talk to her, show her a picture of yourself in contest shape. She will then back off for sure.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:10:12 PM

I Saw her leaving the gym as I was pulling into the parking lot tonight!  Girl is in the most outrageous leotards when she comes to work out.  Like the 1980's ain't got shit on her!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Maddy on May 07, 2013, 08:13:11 PM
I Saw her leaving the gym as I was pulling into the parking lot tonight!  Girl is in the most outrageous leotards when she comes to work out.  Like the 1980's ain't got shit on her!

stalker
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:17:07 PM
stalker

Hard to miss her hot pink leotard matching with her hot pink spandex pants matching with her hot pink shoes!


No exaggeration she works out in things that look like this, but cut out to show her abs:

(http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5619057/il_fullxfull.260601037.jpg)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BigAnt on May 07, 2013, 08:18:09 PM
BIG ACH..You handled it perfectly, next time you see her, excuse yourself and say "I see you train hard as well, what show are you getting ready for?" Have her and the other gym memebrs know she was in the wrong.... Never stoop to her childish level, and she does probably like you!  How nice is her butt again?
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BigAnt on May 07, 2013, 08:20:03 PM
Hard to miss her hot pink leotard matching with her hot pink spandex pants matching with her hot pink shoes!


No exaggeration she works out in things that look like this, but cut out to show her abs:

(http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5619057/il_fullxfull.260601037.jpg)
--Yeah buddy very sexy...1983 all over again!

Was she wearing Dior Poison perfume? LOL
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:27:17 PM
--Yeah buddy very sexy...1983 all over again!

Was she wearing Dior Poison perfume? LOL

She is in phenomenal shape, ridiculous abs, I won't deny that - but I wouldn't call her attractive.  Face is meh and nothing in the chest area.

But I do not get how she trains in FULL MAKE up everyday, like FULL ON FULL ON CAKE MAKE UP, BRIGHT HOT RED LIPSTICK AND ALL!!! WTF!!!!!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Roger Bacon on May 07, 2013, 08:29:42 PM
I do not get how she trains in FULL MAKE up everyday, like FULL ON FULL ON CAKE MAKE UP, BRIGHT HOT RED LIPSTICK AND ALL!!! WTF!!!!!

Mental cases like her drive me crazy.  8)
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: 99 Bananas on May 07, 2013, 08:30:16 PM
There is a difference between a pussy and a gentleman!  I happen to be the latter!   ;)


Read "How to win friends and influence people" - there are a couple good lessons in there on how to deal with certain individuals!
"how to win friends." impressive.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: cephissus on May 07, 2013, 08:30:38 PM
ach, after this many pages, you have to get a pic of this chick... getbig rule #1
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BIG ACH on May 07, 2013, 08:32:38 PM
ach, after this many pages, you have to get a pic of this chick... getbig rule #1

Dude - girl snapped on me for thinking I cut her off to get on the leg press.... lol no way am I sneak-taking a picture of her  ;D  I think in this instant I will fully admit to being a pussy!
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: cephissus on May 07, 2013, 08:34:57 PM
Dude - girl snapped on me for thinking I cut her off to get on the leg press.... lol no way am I sneak-taking a picture of her  ;D  I think in this instant I will fully admit to being a pussy!

tell her it's for getbig :D

she'll probably inform you she posts under the handle "lobstah"
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: BigAnt on May 07, 2013, 08:36:16 PM
She is in phenomenal shape, ridiculous abs, I won't deny that - but I wouldn't call her attractive.  Face is meh and nothing in the chest area.

But I do not get how she trains in FULL MAKE up everyday, like FULL ON FULL ON CAKE MAKE UP, BRIGHT HOT RED LIPSTICK AND ALL!!! WTF!!!!!

We all got our insecurites....women love make up, some more than others....like MeMe on the Drew Carey show?

Telling you, she is into you....
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Thespritz0 on May 07, 2013, 09:25:32 PM
OK, I slept on this subject thinking WHAT would be the BEST solution??  Only thing I can come up with is wait one week, and leave a note asking her out for dinner one weekend on her windshield wiper.
*** NOTHING TO LOOSE ***
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: NelsonMuntz on May 07, 2013, 09:58:40 PM
The best solution lies here.....

Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Tapeworm on May 07, 2013, 11:03:25 PM
I got confronted once by an enraged Englishman at a gas pump.  He shouted at me while doing his best Action Man walk.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?

By most indications.  Why do you ask?


Dude then read me the riot act for pulling into the pump from the wrong direction.  (Never seen evidence of a right direction here.)

As God is my witness, I responded: You seem a little upset.  Is there something?

Thanks, Getbig.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: cephissus on May 07, 2013, 11:08:50 PM
I got confronted once by an enraged Englishman at a gas pump.  He shouted at me while doing his best Action Man walk.

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?

By most indications.  Why do you ask?


Dude then read me the riot act for pulling into the pump from the wrong direction.  (Never seen evidence of a right direction here.)

As God is my witness, I responded: You seem a little upset.  Is there something?

Thanks, Getbig.

LMAO!!!

what did he say?
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Tapeworm on May 07, 2013, 11:21:46 PM
LMAO!!!

what did he say?

He continued yelling about 'the system,' wtf is wrong with you, etc.  I also gave him "Wow this sounds serious."  Came on like a hurricane but never got right up to me. 

To this day, I wonder if he was right.  Maybe there was a system at that gas station.  ;D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 07, 2013, 11:29:34 PM
He continued yelling about 'the system,' wtf is wrong with you, etc.  I also gave him "Wow this sounds serious."  Came on like a hurricane but never got right up to me. 

To this day, I wonder if he was right.  Maybe there was a system at that gas station.  ;D

I wouldn't worry about any system. The attendant would have said something to you if you'd done something wrong. The dude was just another asshole. There are a lot of them in this world, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 08, 2013, 01:02:52 PM
BAch---Leave a thing of deodorant on her car with a note under her windshield wiper saying "you stink- Please use deodorant"...Do this once a month for a year.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: falco on May 08, 2013, 01:45:42 PM
Ct Fletcher would have proper answer to her.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Primemuscle on May 08, 2013, 03:49:58 PM
BAch---Leave a thing of deodorant on her car with a note under her windshield wiper saying "you stink- Please use deodorant"...Do this once a month for a year.

I shudder to think that anyone would actually take the time to do such a silly thing.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: dr.chimps on May 08, 2013, 03:55:19 PM
Hard to miss her hot pink leotard matching with her hot pink spandex pants matching with her hot pink shoes!


No exaggeration she works out in things that look like this, but cut out to show her abs:

(http://img1.etsystatic.com/000/0/5619057/il_fullxfull.260601037.jpg)
Splash on some Drakkar Noir and let the Biggest Ach work on her, er, insecurities. Thank me later.
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: Option D on May 08, 2013, 04:00:00 PM
you owe me two minutes of my life reading this shit!!!!


fucking this...


im waiting for an epic punch line...like
"So then i put my balls on her face when she was lying at the leg press machine"


Fuckin Ach.. quit being nice.. ;D
Title: Re: Some girl snapped at me in the gym tonight totally out of the blue!
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on May 08, 2013, 06:07:33 PM
I shudder to think that anyone would actually take the time to do such a silly thing.

She'll probably leave the gym for good. It's a win win.