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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The_Hammer on May 21, 2013, 07:29:07 PM
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
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Tell her you're "The_Hammer" from Getbig...that'll do it.
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There is a zero tolerance policy in regards to sexual harassment while fulfilling the role of a grassroots Obama campaign community organizer and fundsCollector (GO COC) within the Internet Bodybuilding Forum Infiltration Division.
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Did you tell her about consuming corn from fecal matter?
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Never " Mix" business with pleasure
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Tell her you're "The_Hammer" from Getbig...that'll do it.
I thought that the 1st rule of getbig said...
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Did you tell her about consuming corn from fecal matter?
co-workers love that shit.
also profess your willingness to drag your balls thru a quarter mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
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Life isn't like a woman's romance novel...
You don't do that shit
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
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shit happens
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
wipe the egg off your face, and wake up to a new day. You'll laugh about it later. Play it off.
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Did you show her your cock?
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
;D
Thanks, I feel much better about myself right now.
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
Probably just hates limp wristed Lib losers.....
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Probably just hates limp wristed Lib losers.....
x2
He's also into black dudes or something...
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
Suicide is an acceptable answer...
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
The_Hammer
dispicible behaviour
your pathetic
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Ask a co-worker for her number...she gave it so easily so I though she was into me...texted her last week asking what she doing for the weekend...she said dinner with friends. She then asked what was I doing...I replied word for word : "Gonna be nice weather tomorrow was gonna take you out?"
Never got a reply...been 4 days
Gonna show up to work this weekend and see her....just gonna say hey then walk away 8)
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
Dude just act cool...act like you dont give a fuck...youll look like a hero if you just pretend that that shit doesnt mean anything...Its hard but do-able!...We almost on the same boat...just gonna move on and find someone else.
Next time try not to let her know how you feel.
Ask her out first if she says no then you know.
Remember real men dont have any feelings!!
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you dun goofed
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What the fuck do you mean you told her how you feel? Just ask her out and if she says no it's no big deal. Or better yet ask in an ambiguous way so if she says no you can laugh and be like "whoa I wasn't asking you on a date, just being friendly". Turn tables on her , make her feel like shit.
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What the fuck do you mean you told her how you feel? Just ask her out and if she says no it's no big deal. Or better yet ask in an ambiguous way so if she says no you can laugh and be like "whoa I wasn't asking you on a date, just being friendly". Turn tables on her , make her feel like shit.
It's too late for all that.
This is my last post ever.
This forum is great.
Take care.
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It's too late for all that.
This is my last post ever.
This forum is great.
Take care.
Well.................... ......bye.
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It's too late for all that.
This is my last post ever.
This forum is great.
Take care.
Why leave getbig though? It's not like you bombed with us? Oh wait, yeah you did lol
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A must watch if you have the time. Fits teh thread perfectly.
"Having women work with men is like having a Grizzly Bear work with Salmon."
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If anyone is ever actually serious on here, you have no way to know.
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Hey bro you picked the wrong girl.
That stuff only works on young females or nerds or desperate ones that are usually fat.
Try this on a girl never gets attention from anyone and you'll be getting it in in no time!!!!!!!!!!
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Did you tell her your kind of a big deal around here?
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Hey bro you picked the wrong girl.
That stuff only works on young females or nerds or desperate ones that are usually fat.
Try this on a girl never gets attention from anyone and you'll be getting it in in no time!!!!!!!!!!
No!
Embrace it, own it, ram it down her throat like a Boss until she relents and says she will go out with you.
Then turn her down.
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may as well get it in before tossing her no?
I assume she's bangable
any pics?
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Thats risky in the work place. Better to play it off than look like a psycho...but then again you're an Obama supporter so she obviously made the right decision.
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
If you show tomorrow that you're sad/embarrassed/hurt whatever, then you will NEVER get her. Now if you show you don't care...surprise...she will all of a sudden start to want YOU!!!
It'll bug her that a) you got over her so quickly b) not paying attention to her anymore c) are giving the other girls at work attention
She'll want your attention again and in the midst of it she'll start to want you too... Promise!
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b) not paying attention to her anymore c) are giving the other girls at work attention
She'll want your attention again and in the midst of it she'll start to want you too... Promise!
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This. I'm the only male at my work and I'm surrounded by good lookers. Don't give her the time of day other than the most basic acknowledgment and go out of your way to talk to all the other females, preferably with her around. You watch what happens...
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
Put the oness on them. Let them make the first move, and you won't get caught up in this kind of bullshit.
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It's too late for all that.
This is my last post ever.
This forum is great.
Take care.
I get that you are embarrassed. You'll get over it in time. This is hardly the end of the world. Perhaps, you should be a little less sensitive about things. Like someone else posted to you, "shit happens" and pretty much no one escapes it forever.
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It's too late for all that.
This is my last post ever.
This forum is great.
Take care.
Whoa!
Does this mean you won't be P'ingTPS?
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This. I'm the only male at my work and I'm surrounded by good lookers. Don't give her the time of day other than the most basic acknowledgment and go out of your way to talk to all the other females, preferably with her around. You watch what happens...
When people ask what you do. Do you say I'm a male nurse or do you say I'm in the health care field? :D
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wipe the egg off your face, and wake up to a new day. You'll laugh about it later. Play it off.
You're right, I had the same experience about 1.5 week ago (minus the stalking, lol).
It hurts for a few days, but you need to move on.
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If you show tomorrow that you're sad/embarrassed/hurt whatever, then you will NEVER get her. Now if you show you don't care...surprise...she will all of a sudden start to want YOU!!!
It'll bug her that a) you got over her so quickly b) not paying attention to her anymore c) are giving the other girls at work attention
She'll want your attention again and in the midst of it she'll start to want you too... Promise!
but who the fuck wants to play all those games
just find someone you like and who likes you
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but who the fuck wants to play all those games
just find someone you like and who likes you
You're making progress bro, no more silly mind games
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You're making progress bro, no more silly mind games
thanks man
if one lowers themselves to play these mind games then they lose
and if they female goes for these mind games then she loses as well
so it's basically a lose/lose situation
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When people ask what you do. Do you say I'm a male nurse or do you say I'm in the health care field? :D
Neither thankfully.
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
Yeah it is bs. But to hell with her she must be a nasty piece of work.
Over the years I have had SOO MANY women sleaze onto me in the workplace, making strong sexual comments, showing panties etc. Of course as a guy we let them do it even if we don't want the attention.
Forget about her she is not worthy.
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Ask a co-worker for her number...she gave it so easily so I though she was into me...texted her last week asking what she doing for the weekend...she said dinner with friends. She then asked what was I doing...I replied word for word : "Gonna be nice weather tomorrow was gonna take you out?"
Never got a reply...been 4 days
Gonna show up to work this weekend and see her....just gonna say hey then walk away 8)
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This will make her brain melt completely.
She''ll be texting you before you know it. Standard 3 days of wait before answering back>you win.
Probably even better would be to approach her to talk about some work related topic were you are super relaxed. She will be asking herself the whole time ''why the fuck doesnt he ask why we didnt go out, does he not like me? Does he think im boring? Am i wearing the wrong bra BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRR''
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:'(
thanks man
if one lowers themselves to play these mind games then they lose
and if they female goes for these mind games then she loses as well
so it's basically a lose/lose situation
So youve been listening.
Ha
The OP is beyond fucked. Needs a new job. Will never live it diwn.
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Yeah it is bs. But to hell with her she must be a nasty piece of work.
Over the years I have had SOO MANY women sleaze onto me in the workplace, making strong sexual comments, showing panties etc. Of course as a guy we let them do it even if we don't want the attention.
Forget about her she is not worthy.
lmao
sure you have stud
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lmao
sure you have stud
lol you really are a jealous loser aren't you. Can't be true cos it never happened to your pathetic ass.
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lol you really are a jealous loser aren't you. Can't be true cos it never happened to your pathetic ass.
why so angry Casanova
you are clearly a virgin ;D
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Sometimes you get the elevator and sometimes you get the shaft...
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thanks man
if one lowers themselves to play these mind games then they lose
and if they female goes for these mind games then she loses as well
so it's basically a lose/lose situation
Well, many women can walk away with those games, esp at a young age, simply because there are so many eager men, and they knew this damn well. And you have smart male players as well, who put their focus on shy/naive/impulsive women.
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i bet you were all insecure and excited before approaching her, you have daydreamed about how the 2 of you spend romantic time together, then tried to "go for it" with sweaty fingers and increased heat beat frequency.
you thought, since you know you havent the looks, you will try to handle the matter with "charme" and "personality"
and she basically spat in your face
hahahahaha, epic, unseen-before beta male ;D
what made you think she wanted anything to do with you?
did she stare at someone who stood behind you and you were just hhappening to be in the way of her sight?
or was it pure unaldulterated fantasy of yours?
however, i find getting rejected to be very valueable lessons, but in my case the women do so bc theyre afraid id cheat on them 10 times within the first week
haha brutal but true ;D
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Work romance: even when this kind of thing "works", it's still fucked up.
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Did you tell her about consuming corn from fecal matter?
Don't shit where you eat!
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Just kill yourself - always works.
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
post of up some pics of her. Let us see what she is working with.
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hahahahahahah "feelings" hahahahahahahaha oh, brother ::)
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Work romance: even when this kind of thing "works", it's still fucked up.
x2...
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Man the fuck up. Vote Republican and leave this touchy feely crap behind. Go in to work and say hello to her then ignore her. If she isn't interested it's her loss. Then again she might be well out of your league.
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Just kill yourself - always works.
By reading his last post he just may have done this! :'(
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wipe the egg off your face, and wake up to a new day. You'll laugh about it later. Play it off.
literally, since the_'hammer's career is probably wrapping egg-mcmuffins before the morning rush arrives. dont worry OP, with your experience you could easily get a new job at a wendys or maybe even burger king!
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Hahaa!!!! Dumbass! :D
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literally, since the_'hammer's career is probably wrapping egg-mcmuffins before the morning rush arrives. dont worry OP, with your experience you could easily get a new job at a wendys or maybe even burger king!
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This can work well in an office if you're at a higher level than she is and you can offer career advancement opportunities.
She will be submissive and let you be her boyfriend even if you act like a retard and talk about your feelings in a creepy way.
When you break up you simply terminate her employment before finding a new candidate.
A good deal for all!!!!!
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Work romance: even when this kind of thing "works", it's still fucked up.
Met my wife at work and we've been together nearly fifteen years.
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Met my wife at work and we've been together nearly fifteen years.
Not on the same department, I hope?
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Not on the same department, I hope?
probably not
grocery stores are big places
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I dated a girl who was under me in a company years back. Nice girl but a bit crazy. Thru me she got to run a few projects that she royally fucked up lol. Used me for job references for the next 10 years. Loved me though. Wanted to have my baby.
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I dated a girl who was under me in a company years back. Nice girl but a bit crazy. Thru me she got to run a few projects that she royally fucked up lol. Used me for job references for the next 10 years. Loved me though. Wanted to have my baby.
how many boiled rabbits did you have waiting for you when you got home?
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how many boiled rabbits did you have waiting for you when you got home?
i don't even know what that means! ???
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i don't even know what that means! ???
sorry...it was a reference to a movie called "Fatal Attraction"
a woman jilted by her married lover takes the kids' pet rabbit and boils it to get the man's attention
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sorry...it was a reference to a movie called "Fatal Attraction"
a woman jilted by her married lover takes the kids' pet rabbit and boils it to get the man's attention
lol no she was never evil crazy
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lol no she was never evil crazy
oh, okay
did she ever ask you to take a dump on her chest?
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oh, okay
did she ever ask you to take a dump on her chest?
ha ha NO way what sort of sicko woman does that shit? ;D
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ha ha NO way what sort of sicko woman does that shit? ;D
apparently, they're out there
thank god most of them don't have kids that will find out about it
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;D
Thanks, I feel much better about myself right now.
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
HA HA HA Loser. Men don't tell women how they feel about them, that's what makes us Men. At least now she knows there is a man in her life that can double as a female friend when she has an emotional breakdown and needs someone to share it with. Way to go bro !
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actions speak louder than words. You should have just bent her over in the janitors closet and went to town. Chicks love it
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I hope it is a fake story, otherwise, smh.
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why so angry Casanova
you are clearly a virgin ;D
Quality trolling of Bare Bottom Daza by bigmc in this thread.
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Met my wife at work and we've been together nearly fifteen years.
I have seen it become a fucking train-wreck 100 times for each time that it's successful.
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You're not supposed to shit where you eat but somehow you managed to get diarrhea all over yourself.
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Bwahahahahah....did you blubber the love poem out to her near the fax machine..." I love you and do you have the TPS reports, I love you so much I cry at night"... LMFAO
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I gave a love letter to a girl I worked with once.
A day before she left for a new job ;D
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I gave a love letter to a girl I worked with once.
A day before she left for a new job ;D
Much smarter move than Hammers. Did you fuck her? Got pics of said slut?
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Much smarter move than Hammers. Did you fuck her? Got pics of said slut?
No. She was very hot and already had a bf. I was pretty obsessed about her for about 6 months though.
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You're not supposed to shit where you eat but somehow you managed to get diarrhea all over yourself.
he should have worn one of those shirts that i suggested to him, then he would have been in like flint
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You picked the wrong time and place loser. Always for a company function that includes liquor. Company picnics or Christmas parties, get her a little lubed up on cheap wine then swoop in using your charm. If things don't pan out you can always say you had a drink too many and so did she so you can just use that as an excuse and move on.
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No. She was very hot and already had a bf. I was pretty obsessed about her for about 6 months though.
You know you could have raped her don't you?
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"Told Woman at Work How I Felt About Her " How are things going in the 4th grade?
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shoulda got dirt on her and just blackmailed her. extortion works wonders if you actually have something on them.
it's like if you stick up a drug dealer. "well, if you wanna go to the cops and say you got robbed for all your dope then go right ahead". innocent crime
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I dated a girl who was under me in a company years back. Nice girl but a bit crazy. Thru me she got to run a few projects that she royally fucked up lol. Used me for job references for the next 10 years. Loved me though. Wanted to have my baby.
lmao
by girl do you mean your right hand
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Does this woman know you do odd unnecessary things. Such as capitalize the first letter in each word in your subject heading?
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Win some, lose some
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Does this woman know you do odd unnecessary things. Such as capitalize the first letter in each word in your subject heading?
;D ;D ;D hahahhaa
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"Told Woman at Work How I Felt About Her " How are things going in the 4th grade?
;D ;D ;D
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co-workers love that shit.
also profess your willingness to drag your balls thru a quarter mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
Gunna use that line Rob
Love it
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Win some, lose some
I hope he's still alive..
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Gunna use that line Rob
Love it
Me too. Pretty funny stuff!
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what's the problem?
she didn't said a thing it's because she got something going, otherwise you would have known instantly...
if not, who cares... in the end she represent only a vagina
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No. She was very hot and already had a bf. I was pretty obsessed about her for about 6 months though.
Obsession seems to be your strong suit.
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and now I'm the creepy stalker :-X
First of all, don't shit where you eat.
Second, if you are going to spit game at a co-worker you better be sure ahead of time that she is into you. Saying hello to you is not evidence that she wants your cock. Wise up.
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Obsession seems to be your strong suit.
Pot/kettle
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Obsession seems to be your strong suit.
Seems so, just as you suggest. There are plenty of "fish in the sea" as they say. If someone is just not that into you, move on. This is the most simple and painless solution to these issues. Most every time one doesn't make that connection, it probably wasn't meant to be anyway.
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Seems so, just as you suggest. There are plenty of "fish in the sea" as they say. If someone is just not that into you, move on. This is the most simple and painless solution to these issues. Most every time one doesn't make that connection, it probably wasn't meant to be anyway.
You've been mr. nice guy long enough. Time to corner her in the coffee room, expose yourself to her in all your erect glory and if possible cop a feel on her breasts and/or ass.
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Man just gotta learn how to control your emotions dude..rule no. 1...never tell a girl how u really feel..just go work out...helps in making you fell better
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
Lesson learned, don't shit in your backyard.
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''Told Woman at Work How I Felt About Her''
hmm, it depšends on what kind of a woman you're dealing with...
i did this to a girl that was going to my gym, i got totally infatuated with her, barely spoke to her and after a year or so i told her how i felt about her, trust me, it was a teenage-like crush, ok fast forward, she was completely surprised and never exspected something like that since i'd never shown interest in her, no eye contacts bla bla, well she was in a relationship anyway and of course turned me down, i was very sad about the whole thing, but pretended cool about it, we talked more often in the gym from that time on, general stuff mostly, never approached her, never mentioned my crush on her again, we never talked about it...well about 6 months later she asked me out and the rest is history, we never ended up together but we were fooling around for quite some time, there was so much lust between us that i can not even describe...she was the hottest most beautiful girl i ever met in my life
i'm saying that it may not be over for u yet, just let it go and pretend it never happened, be cool about it, don't be rude to her or anything like that,you never know...you planted the seed
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btw, what's her bench?
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actions speak louder than words. You should have just bent her over in the janitors closet and went to town. Chicks love it
Yes. Rape her then take her to dinner and let her pay, that way she gets to feel like a woman but still be an empowered feminist who doesn't rely on a man to buy her dinner.
It's also good to take her car (you drive) and use her gas.
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I am really starting to wonder if he offed himself over this. Not sure where he is from but I watched the news last night watching for a workplace murder/suicide in the US.
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;D
Thanks, I feel much better about myself right now.
Haha :D
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Pot/kettle
Obsession for greatness.
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
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ARE YOU joking bro... you went THIS freeking far?????
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everyone knows, I dunno how im going to show my face around there. I went crazy when she rejected me. I pleaded for other co-workers to get her to call me. holy shit im embarrassed.
You have to kill her, and get rid of the body....
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Yes. Rape her then take her to dinner and let her pay, that way she gets to feel like a woman but still be an empowered feminist who doesn't rely on a man to buy her dinner.
It's also good to take her car (you drive) and use her gas.
I like this strategy...... ;D
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I just hope you didn't do all this for a FAT 4......that would require a forehead slap...with a shovel.
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''Told Woman at Work How I Felt About Her''
hmm, it depšends on what kind of a woman you're dealing with...
i did this to a girl that was going to my gym, i got totally infatuated with her, barely spoke to her and after a year or so i told her how i felt about her, trust me, it was a teenage-like crush, ok fast forward, she was completely surprised and never exspected something like that since i'd never shown interest in her, no eye contacts bla bla, well she was in a relationship anyway and of course turned me down, i was very sad about the whole thing, but pretended cool about it, we talked more often in the gym from that time on, general stuff mostly, never approached her, never mentioned my crush on her again, we never talked about it...well about 6 months later she asked me out and the rest is history, we never ended up together but we were fooling around for quite some time, there was so much lust between us that i can not even describe...she was the hottest most beautiful girl i ever met in my life
i'm saying that it may not be over for u yet, just let it go and pretend it never happened, be cool about it, don't be rude to her or anything like that,you never know...you planted the seed
File under "Work of Fiction".
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:D
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File under "Work of Fiction".
whatever makes you happy....i regret the whole thing though,she got knocked up in the end by her man and that was the end of our affair
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whatever makes you happy....i regret the whole thing though,she got knocked up in the end by her man and that was the end of our affair
Sound like a really nice girl............not..... .......whore
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As drkaje would say, "Much like spilt milk, no sense is crying over missed p___y."
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whatever makes you happy....i regret the whole thing though,she got knocked up in the end by her man and that was the end of our affair
Hmmm......how about "NO".
You're full of shit, plain and simple.
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Hmmm......how about "NO".
You're full of shit, plain and simple.
::)
good work by hockey fight fan
good balance of aggressive skepticism
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haha!!! There's another post somewhere talking about his love and admiration for the black cock, honestly... I lol'd
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i bet you were all insecure and excited before approaching her, you have daydreamed about how the 2 of you spend romantic time together, then tried to "go for it" with sweaty fingers and increased heat beat frequency.
you thought, since you know you havent the looks, you will try to handle the matter with "charme" and "personality"
and she basically spat in your face
hahahahaha, epic, unseen-before beta male ;D
what made you think she wanted anything to do with you?
did she stare at someone who stood behind you and you were just hhappening to be in the way of her sight?
or was it pure unaldulterated fantasy of yours?
however, i find getting rejected to be very valueable lessons, but in my case the women do so bc theyre afraid id cheat on them 10 times within the first week
lmfao ;D
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he most likely wanted this co worker only for cuckold purposes and to slupd black semen from her anus, i can see it now. :-X :-X :-X
Odd....I thought all semen was white or whitish. ;D
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haha that whole ost is lmfao, i can see now, the hammer never forgot ;D
forgive your enemies but dont forget their names :D
he most likely wanted this co worker only for cuckold purposes and to slupd black semen from her anus, i can see it now. :-X :-X :-X
lol
Slurp slurp :P
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haha that whole ost is lmfao, i can see now, the hammer never forgot ;D
forgive your enemies but dont forget their names :D
he most likely wanted this co worker only for cuckold purposes and to slupd black semen from her anus, i can see it now. :-X :-X :-X
cuckold! LMFAO!
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''Told Woman at Work How I Felt About Her''
hmm, it depšends on what kind of a woman you're dealing with...
i did this to a girl that was going to my gym, i got totally infatuated with her, barely spoke to her and after a year or so i told her how i felt about her, trust me, it was a teenage-like crush, ok fast forward, she was completely surprised and never exspected something like that since i'd never shown interest in her, no eye contacts bla bla, well she was in a relationship anyway and of course turned me down, i was very sad about the whole thing, but pretended cool about it, we talked more often in the gym from that time on, general stuff mostly, never approached her, never mentioned my crush on her again, we never talked about it...well about 6 months later she asked me out and the rest is history, we never ended up together but we were fooling around for quite some time, there was so much lust between us that i can not even describe...she was the hottest most beautiful girl i ever met in my life
i'm saying that it may not be over for u yet, just let it go and pretend it never happened, be cool about it, don't be rude to her or anything like that,you never know...you planted the seed
this is a great story....but that doesnt mean every guy needs to go around trying it. telling a girl how you feel about her who you dont even fucking know is creepy as fuck
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OP should just act like it never happened.
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OP should just act like it never happened.
He keeps silent after the overwhelming feedback, typical female behavior...
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this is a great story....but that doesnt mean every guy needs to go around trying it. telling a girl how you feel about her who you dont even fucking know is creepy as fuck
great and not so great, never ever would i mess with another man's woman again, it's just too fucking stressful , haha, i totally get you on the ''telling her how you feel'' part, it's creepy yes when i look back now and embarrassing as hell, but hey that was back then and we learn as we go :)
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I would always prefer showing a woman how I feel about her by removing trousers and letting nature take its course.
Conversation is so unclear and can be misunderstood. Putting down your smart phone long enough to present your penis to her is clear as day.