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Title: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:02:40 AM
i exited the parking without paying, right after another car so i could exit for free


security man shouts "hey!"

and i drive off

shitting my pants


will he call the police or sit down and finish his donuts?
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 22, 2013, 10:08:49 AM
Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: gh420 on May 22, 2013, 10:16:05 AM
Why did you do that, sounds very cheap
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Bad Boy Dazza on May 22, 2013, 10:17:16 AM
i exited the parking without paying, right after another car so i could exit for free


security man shouts "hey!"

and i drive off

shitting my pants


will he call the police or sit down and finish his donuts?

The police won't get involved.  But the carpark may send you a fine.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 22, 2013, 10:17:30 AM
security man shouts "hey!"

an obese man in a light mocha uniform yells "hey" and you keep going??

you live on the edge, brah
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:18:27 AM
an obese man in a light mocha uniform yells "hey" and you keep going??

you live on the edge, brah

lmao

he can track my plate number with the help of the police

SHIT
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 22, 2013, 10:19:52 AM
helicopters will be circling overhead
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:24:27 AM
waiting for input of getbiggers who work(ed) as security guard


Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 22, 2013, 10:24:57 AM
lmao

he can track my plate number with the help of the police

SHIT

I doubt he moved...or thought...quickly enough to make that happen.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Man of Steel on May 22, 2013, 10:25:45 AM
brutal lack of 6 bucks
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:27:46 AM
I doubt he moved...or thought...quickly enough to make that happen.
i dont know, he had just opened the thing to let an old man pass

and i followed his car quickly


he busted me basically


HEY!!!!!!


and sure he wrote plate number or checked security footage for plate?


unless too lazy and thought "fuck that i get paid by the hour"
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 22, 2013, 10:30:09 AM
i dont know, he had just opened the thing to let an old man pass

and i followed his car quickly


he busted me basically


HEY!!!!!!


and sure he wrote plate number or checked security footage for plate?


unless too lazy and thought "fuck that i get paid by the hour"


he probably just went back to posting on getbig....better hope he doesn't find this thread and start putting two and two together...
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: viking1 on May 22, 2013, 10:32:49 AM
                                                   Its okay, Bro....    He flashed a double bi and yelled, Aint Nothing To It But To Do It!!!!!!                              (http://prof77.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/ronniecoleman1.jpg)
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:33:59 AM
can someone realistically tell me what will happen if the securtity man calls the police
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on May 22, 2013, 10:34:48 AM
can someone realistically tell me what will happen if the securtity man calls the police

they laugh and say things like "rent-a-cop" or "Paul Blart on line one" 
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: gym**rat on May 22, 2013, 10:37:12 AM
Another riviting thread from our favorite poster. All the guards were arguing about which one was going to get the pleasure of shooting you and you drove off. Pussy.

And I mean that in the nicest way.  ;D
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:38:34 AM
i'm wishful thinking they can't do much

but probably if they have video evidence blablabla


unlikely it seems
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: gym**rat on May 22, 2013, 10:39:52 AM
i'm wishful thinking they can't do much

but probably if they have video evidence blablabla


unlikely it seems

You seem to worry about every little aspect of your life. Do you think this could be causing your hairloss instead of steroids?
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:42:08 AM
You seem to worry about every little aspect of your life. Do you think this could be causing your hairloss instead of steroids?
just gonna suck , i parked there a dozen times for free like this the past 2 weeks


and all the money i saved could be wasted on a fine


 :(
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:42:53 AM
                                                  Its okay, Bro....    He flashed a double bi and yelled, Aint Nothing To It But To Do It!!!!!!                              (http://prof77.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/ronniecoleman1.jpg)

his right arm was way better than his left all along

i wonder why
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: gym**rat on May 22, 2013, 10:46:18 AM
just gonna suck , i parked there a dozen times for free like this the past 2 weeks


and all the money i saved could be wasted on a fine


 :(

But each time you parked there for free didn't you fret that you were going to get busted for it? More follicles down the shower drain. Seriously, quit worrying about everything and chill. Take a zany and drink a Corona.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:47:53 AM
But each time you parked there for free didn't you fret that you were going to get busted for it? More follicles down the shower drain. Seriously, quit worrying about everything and chill. Take a zany and drink a Corona.
no because i was only busted lasy time


....


i have to go there again right now


i will maybe use the other car? and park for free ?



undecided


i'm scared now


like layne norton locked up without roids
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: gym**rat on May 22, 2013, 10:55:51 AM
no because i was only busted lasy time
....


i have to go there again right now

i will maybe use the other car? and park for free ?

undecided


i'm scared now

like layne norton locked up without roids

If you think you are going to get caught, use this!

(http://mauigun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/g23.jpg)

On yourself.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Archer77 on May 22, 2013, 11:05:23 AM
Yes he will.  It would be wise to forward all your gear to me.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: the trainer on May 22, 2013, 11:30:14 AM
i exited the parking without paying, right after another car so i could exit for free


security man shouts "hey!"

and i drive off

shitting my pants


will he call the police or sit down and finish his donuts?

If you catch me banging your mom will you tell your dad.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 03:05:26 PM
went there again without paying today


went smooth


still worried tho
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: gym**rat on May 22, 2013, 03:15:58 PM
went there again without paying today


went smooth


still worried tho

I am worried for you bro.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Princess L on May 22, 2013, 06:58:25 PM
went there again without paying today


went smooth


still worried tho

Do you shoplift too?
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Teutonic Knight on May 22, 2013, 07:27:43 PM
i exited the parking without paying, right after another car so i could exit for free


security man shouts "hey!"

and i drive off

shitting my pants


will he call the police or sit down and finish his donuts?



Tell us location of that car park  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 22, 2013, 10:13:24 PM
Do you shoplift too?
never

i dont want to go to prison bro
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Archer77 on May 23, 2013, 06:44:05 AM
never

i dont want to go to prison bro

Not true.  You've stolen many a woman's heart.  You rascal.
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: anabolichalo on May 23, 2013, 09:11:51 AM
Not true.  You've stolen many a woman's heart.  You rascal.
only a few  ;)
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: jodsy on May 23, 2013, 11:17:35 AM
i exited the parking without paying, right after another car so i could exit for free


security man shouts "hey!"

and i drive off

shitting my pants


will he call the police or sit down and finish his donuts?

depends if you manage to get him in a decline press and requires 14 reps to tapout, ofcourse this all depends on if he's over 110kg
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: Princess L on May 23, 2013, 12:08:23 PM
never

i dont want to go to prison bro

So if there was no chance of getting caught, you'd do it, right?
Title: Re: a security guard saw me exiting a parking without paying, will he call d police?
Post by: dj181 on May 23, 2013, 12:34:22 PM
If you think you are going to get caught, use this!

(http://mauigun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/g23.jpg)

On yourself.

lol