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Title: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: Tedim on May 30, 2013, 07:42:59 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely:

Are - my - test - results - back?"
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: Bindare_Dundat on May 31, 2013, 03:39:06 AM
That sucked.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: kh300 on May 31, 2013, 04:03:34 AM
ehh not that bad,but certainly not 'open a new thread' worthy.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: Tito24 on May 31, 2013, 04:04:08 AM
(http://www.wweek.com/portland/imgs/media.images/4797/movies.bigbox.genesis.widea.jpg)
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: Schmoff on May 31, 2013, 04:11:04 AM
dude must be japanese
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 31, 2013, 07:42:26 AM
An Irish guy walks past a bar.
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: Mitch on May 31, 2013, 07:45:00 AM
Pull my finger...
Title: Re: Funny Jokes.....
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on May 31, 2013, 07:48:42 AM
An Irish guy walks past a bar.

Stop making up fake stories.

A black walks by an unlocked car....
A Jew walks by a penny on the sidewalk...
A chinaman uses a tissue for his snots...
A woman started to think...
A Paki buys a deodorant...
An Indian takes a shower...
Anabolichalo doesn't start a new thread...
Mogulani turns down a fuck...