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Title: What's your excuse?
Post by: chaos on June 03, 2013, 08:31:45 PM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?
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Post by: dynamike on June 03, 2013, 08:32:22 PM
Your mom.
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Post by: Wiggs on June 03, 2013, 08:35:27 PM
Settle down Gayos.
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Post by: Mr Nobody on June 03, 2013, 08:42:33 PM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?
Amazing seriously. She was going to meet shizzo after the training a date night between out the two a little alcohol and fun sex.
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 03, 2013, 11:55:53 PM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

(http://i1156.photobucket.com/albums/p569/Vincebertolini/508bc94606256c171819a52b72576ad8.jpg)
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 04, 2013, 12:03:35 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

I had a semi-productive day.

Jerked off to porn twice in the first 45 minutes that I was awake.  Ate a bag of Reese's pieces.  Trolled Facebook for ex-girlfriends.  Watched the Miami Heat basketball game.  Took a shower and shaved my nutsack.  Jerked off to an episode of Golden Girls.   
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: gym**rat on June 04, 2013, 05:55:09 AM
I had a semi-productive day.

Jerked off to porn twice in the first 45 minutes that I was awake.  Ate a bag of Reese's pieces.  Trolled Facebook for ex-girlfriends.  Watched the Miami Heat basketball game.  Took a shower and shaved my nutsack.  Jerked off to an episode of Golden Girls.   

Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty?
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: chaos on June 04, 2013, 05:56:40 AM
Settle down Gayos.
87yo woman puts more effort into the gym than you. :(
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Post by: anabolichalo on June 04, 2013, 06:10:20 AM
some of us have some standards  :-X
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: chaos on June 04, 2013, 06:53:32 AM
some of us have some standards  :-X
That wouldn't include you.
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Post by: Psychopath on June 04, 2013, 06:55:19 AM
You should put her out of her misery.
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Post by: Rammstein on June 04, 2013, 06:57:43 AM
http://www.jimwendler.com/2013/06/how-sore-are-you-today/



Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 04, 2013, 07:23:39 AM
Bea Arthur or Estelle Getty?

Estelle really puts the lead in my pencil.  Imagine peeling off those depends and knocking the dust off of that vag. 

Hot shit right there. 
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 04, 2013, 07:45:10 AM
Real questions is did you hit it?
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Post by: gym**rat on June 04, 2013, 07:54:21 AM
Estelle really puts the lead in my pencil.  Imagine peeling off those depends and knocking the dust off of that vag. 

Hot shit right there. 

This is her not real long ago. I would chew on her coin purse like there is no tomorrow.

(http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/celebrities/transformation/1988-estelle-getty-400.jpg)
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Post by: HockeyFightFan on June 04, 2013, 07:58:15 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

Big deal, you don't need to brag about your Zumba Class.... ::)
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: Clavins Dad on June 04, 2013, 08:14:45 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

Stay away from my woman >:(
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: Stark on June 04, 2013, 08:16:16 AM
I had a semi-productive day.

Jerked off to porn twice in the first 45 minutes that I was awake.  Ate a bag of Reese's pieces.  Trolled Facebook for ex-girlfriends.  Watched the Miami Heat basketball game.  Took a shower and shaved my nutsack.  Jerked off to an episode of Golden Girls.   

That was dirtier than fingering your sister and finding your dad's wedding ring.
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Post by: Man of Steel on June 04, 2013, 08:24:26 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

I have noticed that the elderly women at my gym often flock to the effeminate, chubby males.  I believe that it's both parties lack of strength and musculature that draws them together.   Neither sees the others as a threat of sorts.

I'm not suggesting that's happening in your case, I'm just sayin is all.
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Post by: THE BOUNCER on June 04, 2013, 08:40:21 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?
I was in the gym looking a fuck of a lot better then that old bag.  8)
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Post by: gym**rat on June 04, 2013, 08:42:55 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?

She is only a true badass if she had a colostomy bag and was in full sprint on a treadmill slinging piss all over everyone.
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: pedro01 on June 04, 2013, 08:46:58 AM
some of us have some standards  :-X

Some of us have work - unlike that 87 year old woman. Probably does fuck all but drink tea all day and post om Facebook about how hard she worked out that day.
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Post by: anabolichalo on June 04, 2013, 09:18:36 AM
Some of us have work - unlike that 87 year old woman. Probably does fuck all but drink tea all day and post om Facebook about how hard she worked out that day.
87 yr old woman who goes to the gym is a very severe case of "girls and sons....."
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: chaos on June 04, 2013, 09:29:03 AM
Big deal, you don't need to brag about your Zumba Class.... ::)
Guess who couldn't make it through the beginners session. :D
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: dr.chimps on June 04, 2013, 09:35:26 AM
That's amazing. You gotta figure by that age life is the workout. Our members stop at about age 65...and then we have Mitch, who's ninety-farking-two. I always sass him. He'll be with us on the patio this Friday lunch. Good lad.   :)
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Post by: G_Thang on June 04, 2013, 10:00:15 AM
87yo woman puts more effort into the gym than you. :(

 ::) ::)

most of your workouts and meals are at the tax payers expense, convict.  at least you get your protein free from the tap.  :-X   
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Post by: #1 Klaus fan on June 04, 2013, 10:56:36 AM
Genetics and environment is always a valid excuse.
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Post by: Big Chiro Flex on June 04, 2013, 11:03:21 AM
::) ::)

most of your workouts and meals are at the tax payers expense, convict.  at least you get your protein free from the tap.  :-X   

What makes you think this gentleman is a convict?
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Post by: CalvinH on June 04, 2013, 11:04:48 AM
Met an 87 year old woman in the gym today, with 5 herniated discs. She was working out. What was your lazy ass doing?


Couldn't find anyone else to spot you.

...didn't need an excuse.I was at the gym.
Title: Re: What's your excuse?
Post by: chaos on June 04, 2013, 11:04:50 AM
::) ::)

most of your workouts and meals are at the tax payers expense, convict.  at least you get your protein free from the tap.  :-X   
The wanna be brazilian is mad he gets outlifted by an 87yo woman.