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Trying to get more men to use butt wipes...
I know that there are some here (Euros and Middle Easterners) that use wipes, and think us Americans are odd for using toilet paper.
http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning (http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning)
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Costco sells 600 wipes for $14. At their prices it would be $50 for the same amount. They are wet toilet wipes. I use them to clean it all up. Always feel fresh.
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THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?
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THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?
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LOL! I never heard an infant complain.
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LOL! I never heard an infant complain.
MY KIDS YEAH SCOTT FREE ,,ME SO/SO....
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I use old newspaper to wipe my ass then i throw it in the garbage.
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THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?
Was just about to post this. They're a double edged sword, great for clean up, but too much use gives itchy butt.
Use for last wipe only.
Watch that guy's ad for his dollarshaveclub blades. Fucking hilarious.
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THATS ALL I USE TOILET PAPER SUX,,,,PROBLEM IS SOME DIFFERENT WIPES ITCH AND BURN MY REAR END LOL,,,ANYBODY ELSE EXPERIENCE THE SAME THING?
The ones that burn are the wet ones. Hate that brand. Buy the cotonelle or costco brand of butt wipes. Nice and delicate.
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The ones that burn are the wet ones. Hate that brand. Buy the cotonelle or costco brand of butt wipes. Nice and delicate.
;),,THANKS,,,,
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Toilet paper f >:(irst till clean then finish with wet wipes.
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Trying to get more men to use butt wipes...
I know that there are some here (Euros and Middle Easterners) that use wipes, and think us Americans are odd for using toilet paper.
http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning (http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning)
Your ass is not clean till you use wipes. Wipe with toilet paper, then wet wipes, and finish off with paper towel. Toilet paper will leave residue after wet wipes.
Don't flush wet wipes. So yes, it needs to go in the garbage. If you have PVC drains you may get away with it but the wipes will still snag somewhere and not dissolve like toilet paper - causing major issues.
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Your ass is not clean till you use wipes. Wipe with toilet paper, then wet wipes, and finish off with paper towel. Toilet paper will leave residue after wet wipes.
Don't flush wet wipes. So yes, it needs to go in the garbage. If you have PVC drains you may get away with it but the wipes will still snag somewhere and not dissolve like toilet paper - causing major issues.
They make flushable wipes.
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21st century, and people are still debating how to clean their ass.
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Your ass is not clean till you use wipes. Wipe with toilet paper, then wet wipes, and finish off with paper towel. Toilet paper will leave residue after wet wipes.
Don't flush wet wipes. So yes, it needs to go in the garbage. If you have PVC drains you may get away with it but the wipes will still snag somewhere and not dissolve like toilet paper - causing major issues.
PAPER TOWELS ARE NOT EXACTLY GENTLE.ARE U A BRAWNY MAN OR SCOTTS ..
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PAPER TOWELS ARE NOT EXACTLY GENTLE.ARE U A BRAWNY MAN OR SCOTTS ..
Beats newspaper lol!
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21st century, and people are still debating how to clean their ass.
Lot of dirty swamp asses walking around though.
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They make flushable wipes.
But do you trust those? I've heard that they don't really dissolve properly. Nothing breaks up like toilet paper - which insures proper flowing drains.
Flushables are not the same quality as non-flushable wipes.
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What do you guys think of the middle eastern water and hand technique? lol
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But do you trust those? I've heard that they don't really dissolve properly. Nothing breaks up like toilet paper - which insures proper flowing drains.
Flushables are not the same quality as non-flushable wipes.
Never had a problem. Now, maybe my septic system is 80% wipes at this point, but I'm hoping it's not the case.
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I get my wife to use a towel on me
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i could never date a woman that doesnt use wipes
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This is insane, if you wipe your ass with toilet paper and nothing at all shows on the paper what's the problem?
If I'm going to have a girl (or tbombz) licking my ass of course I'll clean up, but day to day toilet paper will suffice. WTF? ::)
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(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OQQ2IoUm_Zo/UOnLBCdpfkI/AAAAAAAAAQM/6bseyWepJdc/s1600/Baby%2BWipes%2B001.jpeg)
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I usually start off with regular tp and finish up with some luxurious adult flushable buttwipes. If you aren't using these, start.
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Bidet 8)
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Bidet 8)
:),,HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH THOSE.
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Never had a problem. Now, maybe my septic system is 80% wipes at this point, but I'm hoping it's not the case.
If you're on a private septic, you're asking for trouble. Just like you shouldn't flush kleenex, napkins, paper towels, white mice... don't flush these things, even if it says flushable. Just think IF your septic backed up :o where would that raw sewage go? :-X
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What do you guys think of the middle eastern water and hand technique? lol
a notch below having to throw tp in the waste basket like its done in some parts of mx. shitty plumbing
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I personally shower my asshole and rectum for one hour and a half and the whole body for two more hours, then proceed to shave my ass hairs with a blade and clean the whole thing with surgical spirit, every single time after I took a dump.
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Thai bum gun followed by a little bit of paper for drying off. Does take a little practice but well worth it.
(http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=4WAohS2M5q4DxM&tbnid=OiB3Kt17RsDXsM:&ved=&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.culturalembracebyapi.com%2Fblog%2F2012%2F12%2F10-cool-things-in-thai-culturechabad-tries-to-figure-out-my-jewish-label-good-luck%2F&ei=hyixUcaKLqvi4APJqIHYAg&psig=AFQjCNF8sKam9fZX8TxAykc_dr0FLncXQw&ust=1370651143852735)
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Wipe as you normally would and then utilize a wet wipe of some sort or other and then you will comprehend.
Maybe I just don't take big disgusting messy shits like you fuckers... :-X
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rub your
ass on the
yard after
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Do any of you guys stick your finger covered in paper like 1/8th of an inch in the butthole to make sure no particles are hiding?(no homo)
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21st century, and people are still debating how to clean their ass.
Lol.
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More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)
Charmin all the way!!! FTW!
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Do any of you guys stick your finger covered in paper like 1/8th of an inch in the butthole to make sure no particles are hiding?(no homo)
Yeah, uh, that's why I stick a finger up my ass, particles and such.
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More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)
Charmin all the way!!! FTW!
None of these idiots think it's bizarre that they're wiping their asses like a fucking woman. ::)
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More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)
Charmin all the way!!! FTW!
If they are at home, then they could always dampen some toilet tissue, and then wipe. Just pretend that they are wet wipes...
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New York Times does it every "time" for me.
Before a meeting I just use my hands and if somebody is complaining I'm pulling the hate speech card.
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More effeminization of men. Convince them it feels fresh....not that they're being treated like a baby. ::)
Charmin all the way!!! FTW!
:'( I thought you ate tires and wiped your ass with steel wool.
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:'( I thought you ate tires and wiped your ass with steel wool.
:o....the pain ohhh the pain...
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:'( I thought you ate tires and wiped your ass with steel wool.
Charmin is about as effeminate as I get. *chews 3 penny nail and spits out change*
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Charmin is about as effeminate as I get. *chews 3 penny nail and spits out change*
DON'T SQEEZE THE CHARMIN..
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DON'T SQEEZE THE CHARMIN..
It's called grip work.
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Trying to get more men to use butt wipes...
I know that there are some here (Euros and Middle Easterners) that use wipes, and think us Americans are odd for using toilet paper.
http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning (http://gawker.com/do-you-use-butt-wipes-and-if-so-what-the-fuck-is-wron-511428757?utm_source=recirculation&utm_medium=recirculation&utm_campaign=morning)
where did you hear such fucking crap??
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It's called grip work.
lol...mr whipple,,,
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Imagine if our heroic grandparents, the greatest generation knew their grand kids were so goddamn goofy that they used "wipes"... ::)
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Imagine if our heroic grandparents, the greatest generation knew their grand kids were so goddamn goofy that they used "wipes"... ::)
Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson laugh at this new sissified generation of unmanly, bitch titted, queers.
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Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson laugh at this new sissified generation of unmanly, bitch titted, queers.
clints still he's alive,charlski is rolling in his grave...
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Men should be men, women should be women, all this intergender, politically correct bullshit has ruined society.
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Men should be men, women should be women, all this intergender, politically correct bullshit has ruined society.
Very well spoken.
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Men should be men, women should be women, all this intergender, politically correct bullshit has ruined society.
Men and women used to use corncobs and Sears catalogs to wipe, why must things be so complicated.
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you can't flush them? :o :o :o
Who wants a garbage bin full of used wet wipes stinking up the bathroom.
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i just use my moms husbands tooth brush I just scrub rinse repeat. and when finished I just rinse it off with scope,gently put it away and get on with my day. :-X :-X :-X :-X
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I usually start off with regular tp and finish up with some luxurious adult flushable buttwipes. If you aren't using these, start.
noted, going to start giving it a try
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Great. Ill have a clean asshole but what about the hair? I'm worried about getting frizzed hair when it gets wet.
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Men should be men, women should be women, all this intergender, politically correct bullshit has ruined society.
I agree with you 100% but a clean ass is a clean ass regardless. You brush your teeth every morning and comb your hair right? If you feel that strongly why wipe your ass with sissy toilet paper in the first place? Don't wipe it period! My dog is way more hardcore he does not wipe his butt after taking a dump. Sometimes he'll lick it clean though...
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quadzilla456
I rub my
ass on your
carpet to
clean it
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lol, I have just tried wipes for the first time. I feel really clean :)
I had some that I bought from Costco for household cleaning.. I feel that little burn sensation that others mentioned. I will have to buy some not made with Clorox :-X
But I think that I continue to use them
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I agree with you 100% but a clean ass is a clean ass regardless. You brush your teeth every morning and comb your hair right? If you feel that strongly why wipe your ass with sissy toilet paper in the first place? Don't wipe it period! My dog is way more hardcore he does not wipe his butt after taking a dump. Sometimes he'll lick it clean though...
Do you think your ass is cleaner because of wet wipes? All I read here is a bunch of closet cases talking about how good it feels on their buttholes.
Outed
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Do you think your ass is cleaner because of wet wipes? All I read here is a bunch of closet cases talking about how good it feels on their buttholes.
Outed
exactly, this thread is making me lose faith in humanity... next we'll have a masculine hygiene isle in stores.
quit treating your asshole like it's a pussy you fa66ots.
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quit treating your asshole like it's a pussy you fa66ots.
For many of them, I think it is. :-X :-\
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wipes are great. mind you, good old fashioned cold water leaves your arsehole feeling uber fresh and clean (plus water is free :)) after a satisfying dump. just to much fucking hassle sitting with my arse over the bath to spray it with the shower head
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exactly, this thread is making me lose faith in humanity... next we'll have a masculine hygiene isle in stores.
quit treating your asshole like it's a pussy you fa66ots.
They nearly have that already; hair color, shaving creams, deodorant, cologne, nose/ear trimmers, special razors, hairsprays, shampoos, Rogain etc. We have already been feminized!
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They nearly have that already; hair color, shaving creams, deodorant, cologne, nose/ear trimmers, special razors, hairsprays, shampoos, Rogain etc. We have already been feminized!
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I have a septic system. I used these all the time then the hype about them never dissolving made me stop at least at home. I do carry them in my man purse...if there is such a thing...way better then trying to use the paper that breaks every sheet in the airports.
Anyway after seeing this thread I did my own experiment. Do it yourself. I put two bowls of water on the kitchen island. One with a wipe the other with toilet paper. Toilet paper disinterested in about three minutes. The wipe got soft but didn't dissolve all the way. But by the 2nd and third day it was identical to the toilet paper. Totally disintegrated. It was still in there, but when i tried to pick it up it just disolved.
I don't care if some of u don't think its manly...i'm back on the wipes.....
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I have a septic system. I used these all the time then the hype about them never dissolving made me stop at least at home. I do carry them in my man purse...if there is such a thing...way better then trying to use the paper that breaks every sheet in the airports.
Anyway after seeing this thread I did my own experiment. Do it yourself. I put two bowls of water on the kitchen island. One with a wipe the other with toilet paper. Toilet paper disinterested in about three minutes. The wipe got soft but didn't dissolve all the way. But by the 2nd and third day it was identical to the toilet paper. Totally disintegrated. It was still in there, but when i tried to pick it up it just disolved.
I don't care if some of u don't think its manly...i'm back on the wipes.....
Your boyfriend appreciates that.
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these things are great for cleaning yourself after sex too. cuz you don't wanna go home to your woman and have your dick smelling like soap. she will know something is up.
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these things are great for cleaning yourself after sex too. cuz you don't wanna go home to your woman and have your dick smelling like soap. she will know something is up.
I think that women -- unless they are rather dim -- are apt to detect the fact that one is fucking around via subtle behavioral cues plus inferences about one's schedule, independent of obvious clues like your coming home with stank on the hang low.
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does your partner not mind when your dirty ass ass flaps come home smelling like pooh after a long day of slinging trash cans?
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I wonder if tbombz uses wipes while he wears his bunny costume.
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I wonder if tbombz uses wipes while he wears his bunny costume.
easy acsess...
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I think that women -- unless they are rather dim -- are apt to detect the fact that one is fucking around via subtle behavioral cues plus inferences about one's schedule, independent of obvious clues like your coming home with stank on the hang low.
you would be surprised. when you say your are going to the gym but really to get laid it makes quite the difference.
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I've been flushing thick ass Huggies natural care green tea and cucumber wipes down the same 2 toilets for 9 years, never had an issue.
As for when shitting in public, toilet paper first and finish with a Wet Ones for sensitive skin....they are in the green box, I get them at Target because Walmart doesnt't carry them.