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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: oldtimer1 on June 09, 2013, 01:45:02 PM
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> A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing
> on a totally deserted beach at North Ft. Myers. She looked up and
> noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked
> up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began
> reading a book.
> Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with
> him.
>
> "How are you today?"
>
> "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his
> book.
>
> "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she
> asked.
>
> "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he
> replied and turned back to his book.
>
> "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years
> ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live
> around here?" She asked.
>
> "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered,
> and again he resumed reading.
>
> Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted,
> "Do you like pussy cats?"
>
> With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her
> blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most
> passionate lovemaking of her life.
>
> When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and
> asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
>
>
>
> The man replied, "How did you know my name was
> Katz?"
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very good ;D
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Oh boy ::)
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Don't forget to tip the waitress on the way out. I promise I won't drink and post anymore.
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cool story bro
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Mike Katz-" wheres my fucking T-shirt"! "Did that piece of shit waller take it"! Damn now my whole game is thrown off :'(. I promise I won't drink and post again either!
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Epic Poem ;D
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lololl
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Love it
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Haha! Funny stuff.