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Title: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: the trainer on June 18, 2013, 05:15:57 PM
So you are going to the supermarket and your woman wants you to pick up some sanitary napkins for her time of the month do you say yes or no.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: goomba420 on June 18, 2013, 05:51:22 PM
Why the fuck not? If you needed something she'd probably do it for you.  ass.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 18, 2013, 05:52:49 PM
Why the fuck not? If you needed something she'd probably do it for you.  ass.

Damn, your woman has you beat down... lol

Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Psychopath on June 18, 2013, 05:56:47 PM
This is something i always take advantage of when i'm at the drugs store.

When i see a grown man checking out a pack of pussy pads or tampons, i always stare at it then i stare at his face.

They always get angry, ahahahhahahaha.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: the trainer on June 18, 2013, 05:57:46 PM
This is something i always take advantage of when i'm at the drugs store.

When i see a grown man checking out a pack of pussy pads or tampons, i always stare at it then i stare at his face.

They always get angry, ahahahhahahaha.

Exactly i feel like a fucking sissy boy buying that shit.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: goomba420 on June 18, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
Damn, your woman has you beat down... lol



I like to think of it as a basic mutual respect. There are times reserved for the 'dominant alpha male' character that so many seem to aspire to.. tending to a woman in need of self-hygiene isn't it.  My girl uses those rubber cups so i'm fine.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Psychopath on June 18, 2013, 05:59:50 PM
I like to think of it as a basic mutual respect. There are times reserved for the 'dominant alpha male' character that so many seem to aspire to.. tending to a woman in need of self-hygiene isn't it.  My girl uses those rubber cups so i'm fine.


How about your filthy woman stocks up on something that she uses every fucking month. Makes sense, don't it?
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 18, 2013, 06:00:19 PM
I like to think of it as a basic mutual respect. There are times reserved for the 'dominant alpha male' character that so many seem to aspire to.. tending to a woman in need of self-hygiene isn't it.  My girl uses those rubber cups so i'm fine.

You're right, I'm just messing with you, putting on the typical getbig persona.

Serious question, what in gods name is a rubber cup and what does it do? lol
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: BB on June 18, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
So you are going to the supermarket and your woman wants you to pick up some sanitary napkins for her time of the month do you say yes or no.

Yes, you buy them, but under the condition that you can toss them at her derisively, and reenact the "plug it up" scene from Carrie.

(http://www.yellmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sissy-spacek-carrie-shower-300x187.jpg).
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Tapeworm on June 18, 2013, 06:04:33 PM
Tampons, pads, seven kinds of douche, yeast infection stuff, razors, waxes, and hair removal creams, lubricant, a jumbo pack of AA batteries, earplugs, and a magnifying glass.  
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 18, 2013, 06:07:38 PM
Tampons, pads, seven kinds of douche, yeast infection stuff, razors, waxes, and hair removal creams, lubricant, a jumbo pack of AA batteries, earplugs, and a magnifying glass.  

I thought it was funny when Adam Corolla on the Man Show compared the penis to something simple like a flashlight (can't remember) as opposed to the vagina which he compared to a finely tuned Steinway piano.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Psychopath on June 18, 2013, 06:08:33 PM
You're right, I'm just messing with you, putting on the typical getbig persona.

Serious question, what in gods name is a rubber cup and what does it do? lol


x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: BB on June 18, 2013, 06:13:30 PM

x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup .

Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 18, 2013, 06:13:44 PM

x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

People don't realize it, men get the bad rap as being dirty/sweaty/messy, etc...

In actuality it's women, they're disgusting.  I worked at a gym when I was a teenager.  We would empty the trash from the locker rooms at night...  The mens was always clean, and smelled like cologne.  The womens locker room always smelled like shit, I swear...  The trashcans were almost overflowing with disgusting foreign objects, water was sprayed everywhere from the sinks...  This was like a high end gym too...  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Psychopath on June 18, 2013, 06:15:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menstrual_cup .




ahahahhaha, so glad i don't have a pussy.

Jesus Christ. lol
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Psychopath on June 18, 2013, 06:17:36 PM
People don't realize it, men get the bad rap as being dirty/sweaty/messy, etc...

In actuality it's women, they're disgusting.  I worked at a gym when I was a teenager.  We would empty the trash from the locker rooms at night...  The mens was always clean, and smelled like cologne.  The womens locker room always smelled like shit, I swear...  The trashcans were almost overflowing with disgusting foreign objects, water was sprayed everywhere from the sinks...  This was like a high end gym too...  :-X :-X :-X


Yes, this is very true.

Not only are they physically disgusting, but also they come off as the biggest anally retentive prudes in public, but among themselves they are nasty, gossiping, filthy whores.

Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 18, 2013, 06:28:42 PM

Yes, this is very true.

Not only are they physically disgusting, but also they come off as the biggest anally retentive prudes in public, but among themselves they are nasty, gossiping, filthy whores.

I'd probably be better off if I was gay (no homo).  Disgusting ass sluts....  :-X :-X :-X
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Tapeworm on June 18, 2013, 06:42:57 PM
It occurs to me that every hole gets its own doctor.  Gynecologists.  Proctologists.  Urologists.  Dentists. 
And then there's superdoctors who can cover 3 like The Ear, Nose, and Throat Man.  I wonder if there's a Vag, Ass, and Peehole Man out there and he has a hydraulic hoist like at the mechanic's.  That would rock.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: BIG DUB on June 18, 2013, 06:48:51 PM

ahahahhaha, so glad i don't have a pussy.

Jesus Christ. lol

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Psychopath on June 18, 2013, 06:50:58 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Are you mocking me?
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: EH on June 18, 2013, 09:42:41 PM
Exactly i feel like a fucking sissy boy buying that shit.

yet the fact your dad finger fucked your asshole doesn't bother you.. odd.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: JediTerminator on June 18, 2013, 09:46:15 PM
my ex wanted me to carry them in my hand, not in the cart. I never did and it let to screaming matches in walmart. now glad she's a big fucking loser. fat asshole
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 18, 2013, 10:42:02 PM

x2.

What in the hell is this cup contraption.

Sounds gross as fuck.

It's like a soup bowl you put into your vagina to catch the blood and tissue. The you empty it out and rinse it.

Straight up it's the best female hygienic product in existence.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: BIG DUB on June 18, 2013, 11:03:19 PM

Are you mocking me?

no laughing at yur comment.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: the trainer on June 19, 2013, 04:48:33 AM
It's like a soup bowl you put into your vagina to catch the blood and tissue. The you empty it out and rinse it.

Straight up it's the best female hygienic product in existence.

that is fucking disgusting somethings are better left unknown.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Red Hook on June 19, 2013, 04:56:30 AM
So you are going to the supermarket and your woman wants you to pick up some sanitary napkins for her time of the month do you say yes or no.

How old are you?  ::)

here is some news for you.. No one gives a shit about you and what you buy

If the store is selling something why should there be a problem in paying money for it? 

Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 19, 2013, 07:57:55 AM
Lots of insecure dudes in this thread worried about what people think.  After some research I found that an odor blocking vag soap is awesome for my balls.  Keeps them smelling fresh when I'm sweaty.  I don't give a fuck.  I go right in there, buy it and nothing else.   I look the bitch behind the cash straight in the eye and tell her this is for me, keeps my balls smelling fresh.  They usually just lick their lips and get wet.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: BikiniSlut on June 19, 2013, 08:04:08 AM
Lots of insecure dudes in this thread worried about what people think.  After some research I found that an odor blocking vag soap is awesome for my balls.  Keeps them smelling fresh when I'm sweaty.  I don't give a fuck.  I go right in there, buy it and nothing else.   I look the bitch behind the cash straight in the eye and tell her this is for me, keeps my balls smelling fresh.  They usually just lick their lips and get wet.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!! :D :D :D :D

Bullshit posts like this are why I love Getbig.

Getbig is one big fucking sitcom.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Archer77 on June 19, 2013, 08:17:55 AM
I'd do it if asked by my wife.  You dont have much of a marriage if you refuse such a simple request.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 19, 2013, 08:27:23 AM
People don't realize it, men get the bad rap as being dirty/sweaty/messy, etc...

In actuality it's women, they're disgusting.  I worked at a gym when I was a teenager.  We would empty the trash from the locker rooms at night...  The mens was always clean, and smelled like cologne.  The womens locker room always smelled like shit, I swear...  The trashcans were almost overflowing with disgusting foreign objects, water was sprayed everywhere from the sinks...  This was like a high end gym too...  :-X :-X :-X

I learned the same thing in the army. 

The liberal media try to paint men as disgusting and women as always super clean because the liberal media is composed mostly of ugly skanks, queers, and cucked weak white men.  And a few chocolate faces too.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 19, 2013, 08:54:42 AM
Lots of insecure dudes in this thread worried about what people think.  After some research I found that an odor blocking vag soap is awesome for my balls.  Keeps them smelling fresh when I'm sweaty.  I don't give a fuck.  I go right in there, buy it and nothing else.   I look the bitch behind the cash straight in the eye and tell her this is for me, keeps my balls smelling fresh.  They usually just lick their lips and get wet.

ROFL!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Archer77 on June 19, 2013, 08:56:31 AM
I learned the same thing in the army.  

The liberal media try to paint men as disgusting and women as always super clean because the liberal media is composed mostly of ugly skanks, queers, and cucked weak white men.  And a few chocolate faces too.

Every dad on television is a bumbling oaf.  His kids hate him, his wife treats him like he's an idiot and he is always wrong.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: tu_holmes on June 19, 2013, 09:04:49 AM
On some level, I agree with both sides.

I mean, yeah, I'd probably go grab them for the girl if it were required, but she really doesn't need that. She has a big supply... No problems there.

It's like toilet paper. When it gets a little low, you go buy another 12 pack.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 19, 2013, 10:25:54 AM
Every dad on television is a bumbling oaf.  His kids hate him, his wife treats him like he's an idiot and he is always wrong.

exactly

and of course, "Mom" is never wrong...UNLESS...she espouses anything that might sound "conservative" or "traditional"

Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Archer77 on June 19, 2013, 10:31:15 AM
exactly

and of course, "Mom" is never wrong...UNLESS...she espouses anything that might sound "conservative" or "traditional"



 
A woman who wants to stay home is made to feel guilty.  She's considered a pawn of men. Only a woman who works long hours and barely sees her children is worth anything.
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 19, 2013, 10:32:54 AM

A woman who wants to stay home is made to feel guilty.  She's considered a pawn of men. Only a woman who works long hours and barely sees her children is worth anything.

Even that has gotten tricky...now the woman has to work long hours for some gay liberal cause, to not be called a tool of "greedy corporations" 
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: dr.chimps on June 19, 2013, 11:01:32 AM
The only trial Perry Mason has lost?
Title: Re: The case of the sanitary napkins
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 19, 2013, 11:10:33 AM
by the way.  Who the fuck calls tampons "sanitary napkins"?  Sanitary napkins are what you get at KFC or a rib joint to clean up with after eating.