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Title: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 25, 2013, 02:57:41 PM
write ideas for what to say in order to ruin a first date with a girl:

- "Do you know what Marcel Bergsma looks like?"

- "I just upped my test dosage to 500 mg. Very soon I will get the girls".

- "do you like deep tissue massage in the anus?"

- "do you think anabolichalo really has a wife?"

- "How many posts do you have on Getbig?"

Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:01:01 PM
Do you even lift?

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Post by: ukjeff on June 25, 2013, 03:01:41 PM
Hello my names Tbombz
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Post by: Nails on June 25, 2013, 03:03:09 PM
i dont know about you , but i love to fuck on the first date , it relaxes the mood better before heading out to dinner
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:03:51 PM
Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: ukjeff on June 25, 2013, 03:04:08 PM
have you used the shower attachment to clear out your back passage for later?
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Post by: gym**rat on June 25, 2013, 03:06:45 PM
If you are at her house use-

"Do you have a plunger?"
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Post by: Skeletor on June 25, 2013, 03:07:35 PM
"Who is better, Ronnie or Dorian"

"Are you friends with the people of bodybuilding"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 25, 2013, 03:10:49 PM
Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?


 ;D
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Archer77 on June 25, 2013, 03:11:05 PM
Is a calorie a calorie?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 25, 2013, 03:11:46 PM
"do you think dj181 is too lean?"

"do you think Big Ramy has small calves?"

"are you looking forward to Vince Goodrum's radio show?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:12:44 PM
This isn't going to be a "trap" is it?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: ukjeff on June 25, 2013, 03:13:24 PM
"Tut!"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: biff on June 25, 2013, 03:17:18 PM
"im not pay for sushis, Americano whore"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:21:00 PM
Do you like to be chili dogged, like booty?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: ukjeff on June 25, 2013, 03:23:02 PM
Use your real laugh.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Parker on June 25, 2013, 03:23:41 PM
"Tuna...Fish?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nails on June 25, 2013, 03:24:53 PM
Waiter  - "and what can i get you guys?"


 - "she will have a salad , she needs to diet down if she wants to get to second date with me"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:27:11 PM
Do you hear about what happened to Squadfather?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:27:49 PM
Waiter  - "and what can i get you guys?"


 - "she will have a salad , she needs to diet down if she wants to get to second date with me"

hahahahahaha

or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nails on June 25, 2013, 03:29:57 PM
hahahahahaha

or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."


LMFAO
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:30:54 PM
You call those lat insertions?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: tu_holmes on June 25, 2013, 03:32:49 PM
hahahahahaha

or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."


HAH!!!
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 25, 2013, 03:33:14 PM
You know, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. 
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: 240 is Back on June 25, 2013, 03:34:56 PM
Imagine if the average dude got 10 dates based upon his match or POF or whatever.

imagine if he arrived at each date and suggested "let's just get the sec out of the way before the date so we both know if we're wasting our time or not".

I have to think, on probably 2 or 3 of these dates, the answer would be YES.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 25, 2013, 03:36:11 PM
Any updates about that tall blonde, FF?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 03:38:32 PM
You look exotic...was your dad a G.I. ?
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Post by: Archer77 on June 25, 2013, 03:38:57 PM
By the way your eating you must be bulking.
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Post by: gym**rat on June 25, 2013, 03:44:32 PM
"Does your sister swallow?"
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Post by: cephissus on June 25, 2013, 04:33:02 PM
lmao chadwick doing some solid work itt
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Post by: Otis B Driftwood on June 25, 2013, 04:38:46 PM
I got a room at the Mirage right next to the ice machine.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Viking11 on June 25, 2013, 04:45:09 PM
Do you go for volume or intensity?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Disgusted on June 25, 2013, 06:01:38 PM
"What's your screen name on Getbig?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 25, 2013, 07:59:23 PM
how many months are you already into pregnancy, you look kinda fat

is there a local excrement deposit nearby or is that your mouth-feet
ask her"are you sad?" she says redicatbly "no why" you say"then why do you leave your tits hanging like that"

hahahahaha ;D

or...

Can I smell your pussy?  Oh, then that must be your feet.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Psychopath on June 25, 2013, 08:03:35 PM
As soon the bitch starts talking a lot of nonsense, i'll start yelling SHUT DOWN!!! SHUT DOWN!!!
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 12:40:02 AM
Any updates about that tall blonde, FF?

It didn't work out. I'm back on the horse and hunting new adventures.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 12:46:56 AM
"Have you ever sucked Galeniko's cock?"

"Do you think towel-gate represents any cultural values of our postmodern society?"

"If you were anabolichalo's mom, would you lower his autism medication?"

Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Army of One on June 26, 2013, 01:01:04 AM
"I want to fuck you in the ass"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nomad on June 26, 2013, 01:08:48 AM
Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?


Talk about amazing. OMR completely ran of E-Kul without even a total meltdown thread.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 01:16:22 AM
Talk about amazing. OMR completely ran of E-Kul without even a total meltdown thread.

let's see if he returns, the little fucker.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: dj181 on June 26, 2013, 01:24:03 AM
"how much can ya bench?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 26, 2013, 02:41:15 AM
It didn't work out. I'm back on the horse and hunting new adventures.

That sucks. I had something similar a while back. Too bad, she was a HOPA :-\
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: bigmc on June 26, 2013, 02:46:02 AM
let me bang bro

are you saying you love the cock

on our next date do you want to come and look at oiled up men in thongs with me

do you fancy a holiday in uganda
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 02:50:03 AM
That sucks. I had something similar a while back. Too bad, she was a HOPA :-\

To be honest, she was a little fucked up personality wise.. so I am not too bothered. It happens to all of us. There's plenty of other pussy around.  ;)
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 02:51:16 AM
"Do you think Big Ramy will crack the top 6 at the Olympia?"

"What would you do if you were tbombz' mom?"

"Have you ever had fantasies about a man in a bunny costume?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: jon cole on June 26, 2013, 02:52:29 AM
write ideas for what to say in order to ruin a first date with a girl:

- "Do you know what Marcel Bergsma looks like?"

- "I just upped my test dosage to 500 mg. Very soon I will get the girls".

- "do you like deep tissue massage in the anus?"

- "do you think anabolichalo really has a wife?"

- "How many posts do you have on Getbig?"

- "Have you read Sebastian Ivascu's new book?"

"have you seen the 1340 pages of random pics thread ?"
"t3 and clen or clen and t3 ?"
"do you brew your own tren ?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on June 26, 2013, 03:14:00 AM
Can i use your knife sharpener before we head out ?
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 03:25:34 AM
"Am I your first Getbigger? Be honest, baby"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: dj181 on June 26, 2013, 03:29:21 AM
"what's your bodyfat?"

"what's your PR in the mile?"

"do you invent the future that you want to face?"

"should anabolico focus on his pecs?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 03:29:45 AM
"what's your bodyfat?"

"what's your PR in the mile?"

"do you invent the future that you want to face?"

"should anabolico focus on his pecs?"

 ;D
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Rami on June 26, 2013, 03:38:07 AM
She could be very forgiving and lenient.

I think physical assault is the sure fire way.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: _aj_ on June 26, 2013, 03:39:29 AM
Take a good look at her and then say, "would not hit"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 03:45:00 AM
"Are you down for DP if I call my friend Wiggs?"

"what is your favorite gimmick account on Getbig?"

"do you think Arce1988 posts too many smilies?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Griffith on June 26, 2013, 03:54:17 AM
"Does she have a dick?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: bigmc on June 26, 2013, 04:05:28 AM
yes it is a matching tap out ensemble do you like the 4oz gloves all the better to fist you with
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Army of One on June 26, 2013, 05:12:02 AM
"Does my handkerchief smell like Chloroform to you?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: 240 is Back on June 26, 2013, 05:14:55 AM
Try to get her belief on any local issue - birtherism, trayvon shooting, etc - and then take an opposite role and argue it all through dinner.

you won't be the "yes man" that every other guy from POF.com is, nodding with everything to try to get in her panties.  You'll be the challenge that pisses her off and stirs that deep emotion, that adversarial feeling which affects her at the visceral level.

Challenge her.  DONT be a yes man.  every winging dick in the bar is a yes man.  be the opposite.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 05:24:21 AM
Have your secretary call her in advance and advise that you will be about ten minutes late, and also have your secretary clearly outline for your date what your "firm but fair" expectations are regarding appearance, public demeanor, and of course hygeine standards for when "he takes what you both already know is his." 
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Tapeworm on June 26, 2013, 05:24:38 AM
I don't even have to.  They usually ruin it all by themselves.  

By all means, tell me more about your ex and how you're underappreciated at work.  You're so sexy when you're self righteous.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: LurkerNoMore on June 26, 2013, 05:40:12 AM
I believe in equality and women's rights... so you can expect to get the check.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Krankenstein on June 26, 2013, 05:41:26 AM
1) show up looking like cswol

2) Everything she says, respond with "Gayer than...." followed up by "You sound like the kind of girl that...."

3) Ask her if she can deadlift 225 x 112

4) Make her tell you all about legit kigs

5) Pull up your profile on a dating site and show her pics of women that have viewed you and ask her which one looks like the bigger slut (with any luck it will be her)

6) Ask her which she prefers : Naughty America or Brazzers
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 05:45:26 AM
There's no guaranteed way to ruin a date.

You can get away with a lot these days on a first date.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: CalvinH on June 26, 2013, 05:56:30 AM
Can you by me another drink.

...I'm busy posting about how I'm a king.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 06:27:06 AM
At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...

respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha  oh, brother  ::)  "
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 06:27:28 AM
1) show up looking like cswol

2) Everything she says, respond with "Gayer than...." followed up by "You sound like the kind of girl that...."

3) Ask her if she can deadlift 225 x 112

4) Make her tell you all about legit kigs

5) Pull up your profile on a dating site and show her pics of women that have viewed you and ask her which one looks like the bigger slut (with any luck it will be her)

6) Ask her which she prefers : Naughty America or Brazzers

 ;D
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Krankenstein on June 26, 2013, 06:37:14 AM
At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...

respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha  oh, brother  ::)  "


HA HA...nice
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 26, 2013, 06:44:57 AM
"Let me introduce you to Tito24 and his son, they will make you feel a way you've never felt before"
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Post by: jon cole on June 26, 2013, 07:03:47 AM
"do you want to see my hitler's autograph?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 07:07:50 AM
"There is so much talk about the jews in WW2.. but in my opinion, the nazis weren't so innocent themselves"


(tito24 made that quote!)
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Fortress on June 26, 2013, 11:04:35 AM
At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...

respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha  oh, brother  ::)  "


CLASSIC
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:06:18 AM
is that fish i smell? or just you  ???
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Post by: Parker on June 26, 2013, 11:10:05 AM
"You paying? Because I got to meet a Schmoe on the stroll, and have  to meet my anabolic window in 5 minutes."
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:11:24 AM
honk honk


hi babe , where we going to dinner?


First and foremost , its gas, grass or ass nobody rides for free
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Henda on June 26, 2013, 11:15:25 AM
Show up looking like this
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Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:22:23 AM
Show up looking like this

Some women like the long hair... I've had women love it when I've had it long, and others loved it when I cut it... It's a preference thing.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Henda on June 26, 2013, 11:27:10 AM
Some women like the long hair... I've had women love it when I've had it long, and others loved it when I cut it... It's a preference thing.

Its not just the hair.
thats getbigger method101, his long ginger locks and magnificent sandowesque phisique along with his plush council bedsit have so far been unfruitfull in the dating game. :D
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:29:12 AM
Its not just the hair.
thats getbigger method101, his long ginger locks and magnificent sandowesque phisique along with his plush council bedsit have so far been unfruitfull in the dating game. :D

I know some chicks that would give his ginger locks a good tug I'm sure.

Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 11:40:54 AM
(http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets242/2.jpg)
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 11:42:10 AM
(http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets242/2.jpg)

taco bell makes phones too  ???
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: bigmc on June 26, 2013, 11:43:44 AM
I know some chicks that would give his ginger locks a good tug I'm sure.



sounds like you want a piece of that yourself mr holmes
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 11:49:50 AM
sounds like you want a piece of that yourself mr holmes

Well, I do like my girls with the Ginger hair.
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 26, 2013, 01:13:59 PM
"Haven't I seen you on YouPorn?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Nails on June 26, 2013, 04:16:38 PM
Are you Pro Abortion?


Because im Team RAW, NO CONDOM, NO PULLING OUT


best have your Abortion clinic on speed dial babe
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 04:18:49 PM
Are you Pro Abortion?


Because im Team RAW, NO CONDOM, NO PULLING OUT

best have your Abortion clinic on speed dial babe


perfect vanity license plate except too many letters
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 27, 2013, 05:24:09 AM
"do you like the smell of protein farts?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 27, 2013, 05:41:28 AM
"Has IronMeister shopped your face?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Krankenstein on June 27, 2013, 06:31:57 AM
Lets get this over with right now.  To my dojo....SIGN THE WAIVER!!!!
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Psychopath on June 27, 2013, 06:35:51 AM
"What do you think of ebony muscle men penis punching grape fruit?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: phreak on June 27, 2013, 06:54:09 AM
Picking your date up while wearing too tight pants, showing your package. Telling her you fuck men. And then proceed to grope her at the club. Guaranteed disaster! :-X


Oh wait, that's how I met my wife. ;D
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 27, 2013, 06:56:14 AM
"Do you think Nasser went to Egypt to die or to visit Sheriff Salami?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: phreak on June 27, 2013, 06:57:32 AM
Looking her over and telling her "BMC approved!".
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: ukjeff on June 27, 2013, 07:29:06 AM
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: BigCyp on June 27, 2013, 07:33:47 AM
Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: Parker on June 27, 2013, 07:41:47 AM
Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"
"But, I'm having my cheat meal" (you say to her as you look over the menu).
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 27, 2013, 07:44:42 AM
Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"

"I need my 5000 calories because I am bulking, what about you, bitch?"
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: BigCyp on June 27, 2013, 07:47:32 AM
"But, I'm having my cheat meal" (you say to her as you look over the menu).

"I need my 5000 calories because I am bulking, what about you, bitch?"

I am a bodybuilder, I need not defend my culinary actions to no one! They are maticulously planned for weeks on end - THERE ARE NO SURPRISES!!! WHEN I EAT 2 TUBS OF HAGEN DAAZ TOO MYSELF, IT'S NOT SPONTANEOUS, I AM SIMPLY FOLLOWING PAGE 59 OF THE GALINEKO THREAD BITCH!!!!  ;D
Title: Re: How to ruin a first date...
Post by: DroppingPlates on June 27, 2013, 07:53:01 AM
"Side injections in your hips? Why the need to accentuate them even more?"