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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: FitnessFrenzy on June 25, 2013, 02:57:41 PM
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write ideas for what to say in order to ruin a first date with a girl:
- "Do you know what Marcel Bergsma looks like?"
- "I just upped my test dosage to 500 mg. Very soon I will get the girls".
- "do you like deep tissue massage in the anus?"
- "do you think anabolichalo really has a wife?"
- "How many posts do you have on Getbig?"
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Do you even lift?
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Hello my names Tbombz
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i dont know about you , but i love to fuck on the first date , it relaxes the mood better before heading out to dinner
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Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?
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have you used the shower attachment to clear out your back passage for later?
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If you are at her house use-
"Do you have a plunger?"
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"Who is better, Ronnie or Dorian"
"Are you friends with the people of bodybuilding"
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Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?
;D
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Is a calorie a calorie?
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"do you think dj181 is too lean?"
"do you think Big Ramy has small calves?"
"are you looking forward to Vince Goodrum's radio show?"
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This isn't going to be a "trap" is it?
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"Tut!"
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"im not pay for sushis, Americano whore"
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Do you like to be chili dogged, like booty?
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Use your real laugh.
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"Tuna...Fish?"
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Waiter - "and what can i get you guys?"
- "she will have a salad , she needs to diet down if she wants to get to second date with me"
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Do you hear about what happened to Squadfather?
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Waiter - "and what can i get you guys?"
- "she will have a salad , she needs to diet down if she wants to get to second date with me"
hahahahahaha
or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."
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hahahahahaha
or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."
LMFAO
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You call those lat insertions?
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hahahahahaha
or "I'll have the #6 and she'll have something of equal or lesser value."
HAH!!!
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You know, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy.
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Imagine if the average dude got 10 dates based upon his match or POF or whatever.
imagine if he arrived at each date and suggested "let's just get the sec out of the way before the date so we both know if we're wasting our time or not".
I have to think, on probably 2 or 3 of these dates, the answer would be YES.
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Any updates about that tall blonde, FF?
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You look exotic...was your dad a G.I. ?
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By the way your eating you must be bulking.
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"Does your sister swallow?"
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lmao chadwick doing some solid work itt
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I got a room at the Mirage right next to the ice machine.
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Do you go for volume or intensity?
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"What's your screen name on Getbig?"
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how many months are you already into pregnancy, you look kinda fat
is there a local excrement deposit nearby or is that your mouth-feet
ask her"are you sad?" she says redicatbly "no why" you say"then why do you leave your tits hanging like that"
hahahahaha ;D
or...
Can I smell your pussy? Oh, then that must be your feet.
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As soon the bitch starts talking a lot of nonsense, i'll start yelling SHUT DOWN!!! SHUT DOWN!!!
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Any updates about that tall blonde, FF?
It didn't work out. I'm back on the horse and hunting new adventures.
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"Have you ever sucked Galeniko's cock?"
"Do you think towel-gate represents any cultural values of our postmodern society?"
"If you were anabolichalo's mom, would you lower his autism medication?"
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"I want to fuck you in the ass"
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Do you think One More Rep, or E-Kul, should have left GetBig ?
Talk about amazing. OMR completely ran of E-Kul without even a total meltdown thread.
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Talk about amazing. OMR completely ran of E-Kul without even a total meltdown thread.
let's see if he returns, the little fucker.
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"how much can ya bench?"
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It didn't work out. I'm back on the horse and hunting new adventures.
That sucks. I had something similar a while back. Too bad, she was a HOPA :-\
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let me bang bro
are you saying you love the cock
on our next date do you want to come and look at oiled up men in thongs with me
do you fancy a holiday in uganda
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That sucks. I had something similar a while back. Too bad, she was a HOPA :-\
To be honest, she was a little fucked up personality wise.. so I am not too bothered. It happens to all of us. There's plenty of other pussy around. ;)
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"Do you think Big Ramy will crack the top 6 at the Olympia?"
"What would you do if you were tbombz' mom?"
"Have you ever had fantasies about a man in a bunny costume?"
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write ideas for what to say in order to ruin a first date with a girl:
- "Do you know what Marcel Bergsma looks like?"
- "I just upped my test dosage to 500 mg. Very soon I will get the girls".
- "do you like deep tissue massage in the anus?"
- "do you think anabolichalo really has a wife?"
- "How many posts do you have on Getbig?"
- "Have you read Sebastian Ivascu's new book?"
"have you seen the 1340 pages of random pics thread ?"
"t3 and clen or clen and t3 ?"
"do you brew your own tren ?"
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Can i use your knife sharpener before we head out ?
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"Am I your first Getbigger? Be honest, baby"
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"what's your bodyfat?"
"what's your PR in the mile?"
"do you invent the future that you want to face?"
"should anabolico focus on his pecs?"
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"what's your bodyfat?"
"what's your PR in the mile?"
"do you invent the future that you want to face?"
"should anabolico focus on his pecs?"
;D
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She could be very forgiving and lenient.
I think physical assault is the sure fire way.
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Take a good look at her and then say, "would not hit"
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"Are you down for DP if I call my friend Wiggs?"
"what is your favorite gimmick account on Getbig?"
"do you think Arce1988 posts too many smilies?"
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"Does she have a dick?"
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yes it is a matching tap out ensemble do you like the 4oz gloves all the better to fist you with
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"Does my handkerchief smell like Chloroform to you?"
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Try to get her belief on any local issue - birtherism, trayvon shooting, etc - and then take an opposite role and argue it all through dinner.
you won't be the "yes man" that every other guy from POF.com is, nodding with everything to try to get in her panties. You'll be the challenge that pisses her off and stirs that deep emotion, that adversarial feeling which affects her at the visceral level.
Challenge her. DONT be a yes man. every winging dick in the bar is a yes man. be the opposite.
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Have your secretary call her in advance and advise that you will be about ten minutes late, and also have your secretary clearly outline for your date what your "firm but fair" expectations are regarding appearance, public demeanor, and of course hygeine standards for when "he takes what you both already know is his."
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I don't even have to. They usually ruin it all by themselves.
By all means, tell me more about your ex and how you're underappreciated at work. You're so sexy when you're self righteous.
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I believe in equality and women's rights... so you can expect to get the check.
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1) show up looking like cswol
2) Everything she says, respond with "Gayer than...." followed up by "You sound like the kind of girl that...."
3) Ask her if she can deadlift 225 x 112
4) Make her tell you all about legit kigs
5) Pull up your profile on a dating site and show her pics of women that have viewed you and ask her which one looks like the bigger slut (with any luck it will be her)
6) Ask her which she prefers : Naughty America or Brazzers
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There's no guaranteed way to ruin a date.
You can get away with a lot these days on a first date.
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Can you by me another drink.
...I'm busy posting about how I'm a king.
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At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...
respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh, brother ::) "
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1) show up looking like cswol
2) Everything she says, respond with "Gayer than...." followed up by "You sound like the kind of girl that...."
3) Ask her if she can deadlift 225 x 112
4) Make her tell you all about legit kigs
5) Pull up your profile on a dating site and show her pics of women that have viewed you and ask her which one looks like the bigger slut (with any luck it will be her)
6) Ask her which she prefers : Naughty America or Brazzers
;D
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At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...
respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh, brother ::) "
HA HA...nice
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"Let me introduce you to Tito24 and his son, they will make you feel a way you've never felt before"
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"do you want to see my hitler's autograph?"
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"There is so much talk about the jews in WW2.. but in my opinion, the nazis weren't so innocent themselves"
(tito24 made that quote!)
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At any mention she makes of something from the heart...be it dreams, fears, or whatever...
respond with "hahahahahahahahahahahaha ha oh, brother ::) "
CLASSIC
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is that fish i smell? or just you ???
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"You paying? Because I got to meet a Schmoe on the stroll, and have to meet my anabolic window in 5 minutes."
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honk honk
hi babe , where we going to dinner?
First and foremost , its gas, grass or ass nobody rides for free
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Show up looking like this
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Show up looking like this
Some women like the long hair... I've had women love it when I've had it long, and others loved it when I cut it... It's a preference thing.
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Some women like the long hair... I've had women love it when I've had it long, and others loved it when I cut it... It's a preference thing.
Its not just the hair.
thats getbigger method101, his long ginger locks and magnificent sandowesque phisique along with his plush council bedsit have so far been unfruitfull in the dating game. :D
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Its not just the hair.
thats getbigger method101, his long ginger locks and magnificent sandowesque phisique along with his plush council bedsit have so far been unfruitfull in the dating game. :D
I know some chicks that would give his ginger locks a good tug I'm sure.
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(http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets242/2.jpg)
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(http://www.ratemymullet.com/mullets242/2.jpg)
taco bell makes phones too ???
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I know some chicks that would give his ginger locks a good tug I'm sure.
sounds like you want a piece of that yourself mr holmes
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sounds like you want a piece of that yourself mr holmes
Well, I do like my girls with the Ginger hair.
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"Haven't I seen you on YouPorn?"
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Are you Pro Abortion?
Because im Team RAW, NO CONDOM, NO PULLING OUT
best have your Abortion clinic on speed dial babe
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Are you Pro Abortion?
Because im Team RAW, NO CONDOM, NO PULLING OUT
best have your Abortion clinic on speed dial babe
perfect vanity license plate except too many letters
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"do you like the smell of protein farts?"
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"Has IronMeister shopped your face?"
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Lets get this over with right now. To my dojo....SIGN THE WAIVER!!!!
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"What do you think of ebony muscle men penis punching grape fruit?"
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Picking your date up while wearing too tight pants, showing your package. Telling her you fuck men. And then proceed to grope her at the club. Guaranteed disaster! :-X
Oh wait, that's how I met my wife. ;D
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"Do you think Nasser went to Egypt to die or to visit Sheriff Salami?"
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Looking her over and telling her "BMC approved!".
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Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"
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Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"
"But, I'm having my cheat meal" (you say to her as you look over the menu).
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Waiting until she orders desert and snatching the menu from her, shouting "YOUR LACK OF WILLPOWER IS SICKENING!!!"
"I need my 5000 calories because I am bulking, what about you, bitch?"
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"But, I'm having my cheat meal" (you say to her as you look over the menu).
"I need my 5000 calories because I am bulking, what about you, bitch?"
I am a bodybuilder, I need not defend my culinary actions to no one! They are maticulously planned for weeks on end - THERE ARE NO SURPRISES!!! WHEN I EAT 2 TUBS OF HAGEN DAAZ TOO MYSELF, IT'S NOT SPONTANEOUS, I AM SIMPLY FOLLOWING PAGE 59 OF THE GALINEKO THREAD BITCH!!!! ;D
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"Side injections in your hips? Why the need to accentuate them even more?"