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Title: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 10:23:50 AM: Nice whores though, smoking a blunt. The guy is bound to be cut soon, he can join Hernandez as the Latino out of work NFL league.

NFL= Not For Latinos
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Archer77 on June 26, 2013, 10:29:58 AM: Apparently he also has a small cock. I guess those chicks haven't found out yet.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: 240 is Back on June 26, 2013, 10:35:50 AM: living the dream. he has to smirk when he looks in the mirror in the morning. underachiever and a millionaire.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 10:51:43 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on June 26, 2013, 10:35:50 AM
living the dream. he has to smirk when he looks in the mirror in the morning. underachiever and a millionaire.

What separates greatness. If manning has a bad game I bet he beats himself over it and works harder, sanchez just fucks whores and doesn't give a shit.

Wonder how well a lot of these guys would do with a $1000 per game salary coming out of college until they prove they can play in the NFL.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Archer77 on June 26, 2013, 11:41:31 AM: Quote from: Cholo4Life on June 26, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
A lot of jealous haters on here. No doubt Sanchez has sucked so far. But he's living the dream. Worse case scenario he plays another 1-2 years in the NFL by which time he's set for life financially (he already is) and he does whatever else he wants to do with himself. Unlike the haters, he got a winning lottery ticket.

He'll become a broadcaster if he can handle himself on camera.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 12:20:11 PM: Quote from: Cholo4Life on June 26, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
A lot of jealous haters on here. No doubt Sanchez has sucked so far. But he's living the dream. Worse case scenario he plays another 1-2 years in the NFL by which time he's set for life financially (he already is) and he does whatever else he wants to do with himself. Unlike the haters, he got a winning lottery ticket.

An alarming number of these people who are "set for life" are found sleeping under a bridge within ten years of being out of the league.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 12:43:14 PM: butt fumble
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 12:46:07 PM: Quote from: Cholo4Life on June 26, 2013, 11:40:22 AM
A lot of jealous haters on here. No doubt Sanchez has sucked so far. But he's living the dream. Worse case scenario he plays another 1-2 years in the NFL by which time he's set for life financially (he already is) and he does whatever else he wants to do with himself. Unlike the haters, he got a winning lottery ticket.

He is a dumb shit who will spend every last penny before he's 30
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 12:48:11 PM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 12:46:07 PM
He is a dumb shit who will spend every last penny before he's 30

Probably correct, but it's his right to do it.

My real question is how does Rex Ryan keep a job?!

There must be video footage of he, the owner, and Mark running a train on Ryan's wife or some weird UK Gold strap on shit between them.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 12:50:10 PM: What is a UK Gold Strap?
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 12:54:55 PM: Quote from: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 12:50:10 PM
What is a UK Gold Strap?

StrapON.

There was a post that a member named UKGold made about having his gf use a strapon on him or some such... I wish I could find the exact quote, but it's one of the most famous quotes on the site.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 12:56:33 PM: Thanks Tu! HAHAHA!!! LMMFAO!!! :D ;D
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 26, 2013, 01:26:58 PM: I guess that explains why he has somewhat under achieved in the NFL. Liquor, weed and whores.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 01:28:42 PM: Quote from: Pray_4_War on June 26, 2013, 01:26:58 PM
I guess that explains why he has somewhat under achieved in the NFL. Liquor, weed and whores.

Hmmm. the holy trinity of being young , rich and famous.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 01:33:06 PM: (http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2012/11/sanchizefumble.gif)
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Archer77 on June 26, 2013, 01:43:48 PM: Quote from: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 01:33:06 PM
(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2012/11/sanchizefumble.gif)

Jesus, that's bad.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2013, 02:23:49 PM: Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on June 26, 2013, 10:23:50 AM
Nice whores though, smoking a blunt. The guy is bound to be cut soon, he can join Hernandez as the Latino out of work NFL league.

NFL= Not For Latinos

No wonder the Jets suck
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 26, 2013, 04:58:22 PM: These are paid "beards" made to look like Sanchez actually like women...The man is a fruitcake.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 04:59:02 PM: People say that Tim and Mark are both homosexual
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 26, 2013, 05:01:05 PM: Is this new?
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on June 26, 2013, 05:39:00 PM: sanchez is a piece of shit cvnt >:(
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: tommywishbone on June 26, 2013, 05:41:46 PM: Quote from: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 01:33:06 PM
(http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2012/11/sanchizefumble.gif)

If a 3rd grader did that he would be laughed out of the 3rd grade. Mr. Leafblower plays in the NFL. Comedy.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Voice of Doom on June 26, 2013, 05:46:38 PM: Quote from: tommywishbone on June 26, 2013, 05:41:46 PM
If a 3rd grader did that he would be laughed out of the 3rd grade. Mr. Leafblower plays in the NFL. Comedy.

the fumble is the icing on the cake!
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: cswol on June 26, 2013, 06:01:25 PM: he had 2 chicks in his house and couldnt even get a butt fumble
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 26, 2013, 06:04:59 PM: Quote from: Voice of Doom on June 26, 2013, 05:46:38 PM
the fumble is the icing on the cake!

lol

Perfect. That should be on any Sanchez highlight reel. I can't stop laughing.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Ronnie Rep on June 26, 2013, 06:40:13 PM: Would you trust that guy to run you're offense?
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2013, 06:41:12 PM: Quote from: Ronnie Rep on June 26, 2013, 06:40:13 PM
Would you trust that guy to run you're offense?

To think I have paid for Jets tickets for years . . . . .
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 06:45:11 PM: Quote from: 333386 on June 26, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
To think I have paid for Jets tickets for years . . . . .

I'm sorry.
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 06:50:03 PM: Quote from: 333386 on June 26, 2013, 06:41:12 PM
To think I have paid for Jets tickets for years . . . . .

(http://adventuresfromcloud8.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/0_foodandedibles_suckers_-_candy_-_pops_tootsie_-_pop_sm.jpg)
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Soul Crusher on June 26, 2013, 06:51:37 PM: Quote from: Chadwick The Beta on June 26, 2013, 06:50:03 PM
(http://adventuresfromcloud8.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/0_foodandedibles_suckers_-_candy_-_pops_tootsie_-_pop_sm.jpg)

True!
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: Dr.J on June 26, 2013, 08:39:09 PM: USC product!!! ::)
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: arce1988 on June 26, 2013, 08:46:37 PM: :D ;D
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 08:48:44 PM: I do have one question. Who's holding the camera?!
Title: Re: Can Mark Sanchez be more of a douche?
Post by: G_Thang on June 26, 2013, 11:10:04 PM: Quote from: tu_holmes on June 26, 2013, 08:48:44 PM
I do have one question. Who's holding the camera?!

team mate.

He's fucking history!