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Title: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 28, 2013, 02:25:08 PM
ok here is a better advertisement/poem, slightly edited, what i think is a final draft.

Zen echo, Warm feel.
Vibrating, Pulsing.
bursting waves of energy speeding out into the night
and spanning every direction;
they seem to keep on going forever and ever after.

Infinite.

If it aint broke,
dont fix it.
Thats the wise man's saying
But without change comes stagnation
and then boredom, a lack of playing.

How to achieve peace and just let go?

Massage brings calm vibration
Harmonizing the buzzing echo
divinity feels joy and elation
regardless of uncertainty within every situation
freedom is without fear and simply admires our creation
do not live life doubting it
for you will have that tribulation.

I see sky's of green.
Red roses too.
Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder
Rick james and Hootie blowfish too
all of these things say to me
that the lyrics is so true
what a wonderful world

rocks become birds,
birds evolve to angels.
with my awareness i feel
and locate the proper angles
from these points i work you down
massage you well, make your ego ground

how to affect the spirit with but the hands you ask
it is not with any of the 5 senses that are known to man
but with a way of observation inborn,
but with words it has been masked
something more transcendent
something we all know
and when looking for the spirit
we often easily pass

it is intuition that will win this battle
and most embarrasingly: feeling

in my massages i use these techniques
to impart peace and love into your body
your spirit
and your being


https://www.facebook.com/taylor.barrett.581?hc_location=timeline
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Necrosis on June 28, 2013, 02:29:36 PM
So he is a registered massage therapist?
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 28, 2013, 02:30:38 PM
So he is a registered massage theanal rapist?

yes
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 28, 2013, 02:31:55 PM
(http://www.gratisimage.dk/image-527E_51CE00C0.jpg)
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: che on June 28, 2013, 02:41:12 PM
Your obsession with TBombz is out of control , seek help. .
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: King Shizzo on June 28, 2013, 02:42:26 PM
Your obsession with TBombz is out of control , seek help. .
Lol!!!!!!!!!!! I was holding back, but I agree.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: arce1988 on June 28, 2013, 06:10:08 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Parker on June 28, 2013, 06:24:09 PM
If T doesn't have a license, isn't practicing without a license a criminal offense in California? It is in other states.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on June 28, 2013, 06:31:56 PM
ok here is a better advertisement/poem, slightly edited, what i think is a final draft.

Zen echo, Warm feel.
Vibrating, Pulsing.
bursting waves of energy speeding out into the night
and spanning every direction;
they seem to keep on going forever and ever after.

Infinite.

If it aint broke,
dont fix it.
Thats the wise man's saying
But without change comes stagnation
and then boredom, a lack of playing.

How to achieve peace and just let go?

Massage brings calm vibration
Harmonizing the buzzing echo
divinity feels joy and elation
regardless of uncertainty within every situation
freedom is without fear and simply admires our creation
do not live life doubting it
for you will have that tribulation.

I see sky's of green.
Red roses too.
Marvin Gaye and Stevie Wonder
Rick james and Hootie blowfish too
all of these things say to me
that the lyrics is so true
what a wonderful world

rocks become birds,
birds evolve to angels.
with my awareness i feel
and locate the proper angles
from these points i work you down
massage you well, make your ego ground

how to affect the spirit with but the hands you ask
it is not with any of the 5 senses that are known to man
but with a way of observation inborn,
but with words it has been masked
something more transcendent
something we all know
and when looking for the spirit
we often easily pass

it is intuition that will win this battle
and most embarrasingly: feeling

in my massages i use these techniques
to impart peace and love into your body
your spirit
and your being


https://www.facebook.com/taylor.barrett.581?hc_location=timeline

If you're disguest...then why do you keep posting this shit....you wanting a deep tissue massage or something???
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: BDsauce on June 28, 2013, 06:33:35 PM
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Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: njflex on June 28, 2013, 07:32:29 PM
bunny suit will travel..
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: the trainer on June 28, 2013, 09:06:06 PM
Tbombz special is to massage your face with hiss ass cheeks while wearing the bunny suit.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Krankenstein on June 29, 2013, 05:32:18 AM
Tbombz special is to massage your face with hiss ass cheeks while wearing the bunny suit.

I am confused.  Are you saying he wore the bunny suit, or did you?
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on June 29, 2013, 05:43:29 AM
I will tone down my tay-tay posts. So chill, dudes.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: 4thAD on June 29, 2013, 10:01:59 AM
Wow TBOMBZ/CANDIDIZLE has to be the grossest getbigger ever. Ghey Strait I don't care what people choose, but TBOMBZ reminds me of a predator. ICKY

His parents must be so proud.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: tu_holmes on June 29, 2013, 10:02:56 AM
Wow TBOMBZ/CANDIDIZLE has to be the grossest getbigger ever. Ghey Strait I don't care what people choose, but TBOMBZ reminds me of a predator. ICKY

His parents must be so proud.


Not according to things his mother has written on his facebook.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Necrosis on June 29, 2013, 10:08:41 AM
this reads like a bipolar in a manic phase under heavy sleep deprivation. All grand, spiritual for a fucking handjob?
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: local hero on June 29, 2013, 11:12:08 AM
get big elders should feel partly responsible for the child they helped raise.... he came here seeking answers, and just look what happened... 
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: the trainer on June 29, 2013, 11:19:27 AM
You should be over the age of 18 to post on getbig otherwise you will be have some serious mental problems.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: tu_holmes on June 29, 2013, 11:20:15 AM
get big elders should feel partly responsible for the child they helped raise.... he came here seeking answers, and just look what happened... 

Anything that has been told to him about life was simply discarded. It was not getbigs fault. He chose his own path.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: local hero on June 29, 2013, 11:23:23 AM
Anything that has been told to him about life was simply discarded. It was not getbigs fault. He chose his own path.


the same rhetoric will be heard on countless day time chat shows by the family and friends of wretched and lost souls
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: tu_holmes on June 29, 2013, 11:24:03 AM
the same rhetoric will be heard on countless day time chat shows by the family and friends of wretched and lost souls

True... and when TBOMBZ is on Jerry Springer. We will still say so.

Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: local hero on June 29, 2013, 11:27:23 AM
would be great if that realy did happen,,, ron would have to put jerry in his place
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Henda on June 29, 2013, 11:57:08 AM
I gotta call bullshit on his massage crap.
Who in their right mind would pay money to have a repulsive ugly fuck who dosent wash and probably absolutley reeks of shit come into their house hand rub his sweaty, handled countless   cocks hands all over them. The stench remaining long after he has left.
 :-\
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: Necrosis on July 04, 2013, 09:37:36 AM
I gotta call bullshit on his massage crap.
Who in their right mind would pay money to have a repulsive ugly fuck who dosent wash and probably absolutley reeks of shit come into their house hand rub his sweaty, handled countless   cocks hands all over them. The stench remaining long after he has left.
 :-\

reeks of shit
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: TrueGrit on December 28, 2013, 09:51:33 PM
So he is a registered massage therapist?

If so then he shouldn't be living in a car.
Title: Re: New massage ad from tbombz
Post by: dyslexic on December 28, 2013, 10:04:45 PM
If T doesn't have a license, isn't practicing without a license a criminal offense in California? It is in other states.

Up to 1100 hours to get certified here for most styles...

and the "specimens" they get to practice on are...

atrocious ~