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Title: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: The_Hammer on June 30, 2013, 01:36:22 AM
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?


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Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 30, 2013, 01:42:47 AM
Drop him with my dual wielded, gold plated 1911, citing the Stand Your Ground law.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 30, 2013, 01:44:05 AM
Anyone remember that fag MuscleMcAnus?  I'm starting to think this guy Fag_Hammer is his gimmick.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: The_Hammer on June 30, 2013, 01:51:53 AM
Anyone remember that fag MuscleMcAnus?  I'm starting to think this guy Fag_Hammer is his gimmick.


Yep, I'm a seven year long running gimmick ::)

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Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Skeletor on June 30, 2013, 02:17:32 AM
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Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 30, 2013, 04:59:50 AM

Yep, I'm a seven year long running gimmick ::)

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That doesn't mean shit. There are plenty of gimmicks around here specifically set up like that. Hell, look at Shakespeare, dudes been here years and only has about 40 posts.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: OneMoreRep on June 30, 2013, 05:30:36 AM
That doesn't mean shit. There are plenty of gimmicks around here specifically set up like that. Hell, look at Shakespeare, dudes been here years and only has about 40 posts.

I'm sorry, but I always thought of Shakespeare as one of our quality posters with material that is insightful, as well as rich and compelling.

"1"
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Irongrip400 on June 30, 2013, 06:22:05 AM
I'm sorry, but I always thought of Shakespeare as one of our quality posters with material that is insightful, as well as rich and compelling.

"1"

Yeah, that still doesn't mean he's not someone else's gimmick. There are quite a few clever ones here. 
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: OneMoreRep on June 30, 2013, 06:49:35 AM
Yeah, that still doesn't mean he's not someone else's gimmick. There are quite a few clever ones here. 

I am just kidding grip, I know..

"1"
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: the trainer on June 30, 2013, 06:50:14 AM
I would buy some lube and tell him to bend over.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: anabolichalo on June 30, 2013, 06:57:08 AM
i'd think about what i should do and probably not figure out what to do at all
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Knooger on June 30, 2013, 07:01:06 AM
I would give him my wallet and try to get out of there.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: G_Thang on June 30, 2013, 07:03:48 AM
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?

(http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4fd141c86bb3f7672700000b-1200/the-story-starts-before-martin-makes-his-trip-to-the-7-11.jpg)

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oqLOeuBwJOI/0.jpg)

clerk doesn't look too comfortable.  fuck 7/11.  after 7pm clerks should be behind bullet proof glass or the doors should be locked and transactions occur via a window.  dude doesn't get paid enough for that.  
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Tapeworm on June 30, 2013, 07:08:24 AM
Wish I could sit in on that boardroom meet when the guy proposed they stay open 24 hours.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Childish///AMG on June 30, 2013, 07:21:44 AM
"Bitch" slap him, and then what happens happens
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Knooger on June 30, 2013, 07:29:18 AM
"Bitch" slap him, and then what happens happens

He'd knock you to the floor and fuck your ass while you lie there moaning.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Childish///AMG on June 30, 2013, 07:32:57 AM
Not likely, non-dominate hand slaps, while dominate hand is on my "Sig" 380
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Knooger on June 30, 2013, 07:43:15 AM
My non-dominant hand would be offering my wallet while my dominant hand was fumbling for the door handle.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: arce1988 on June 30, 2013, 12:40:14 PM
 :(
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: andreisdaman on June 30, 2013, 12:47:54 PM
Believe me, if a guy like that slaps your girlfriend's ass, he's already sized you up and determined that you ain't gonna do shit to him
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: anabolichalo on June 30, 2013, 01:40:20 PM
Believe me, if a guy like that slaps your girlfriend's ass, he's already sized you up and determined that you ain't gonna do shit to him
it's also a very unlikely thing to happen

never seen it happen
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 30, 2013, 01:41:53 PM
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?


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http://truthmilitia.com/2013/03/26/more-negro-crime-folks-unreal/

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Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on June 30, 2013, 02:57:45 PM
You're at the 7-Eleven and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.

What do you do?


(http://bluecollarrepublican.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/image1.jpg)

(http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/4fd141c86bb3f7672700000b-1200/the-story-starts-before-martin-makes-his-trip-to-the-7-11.jpg)

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/oqLOeuBwJOI/0.jpg)

hahahahahahahahahaha  oh, brother  ::)   ok, "The Hammer" I'm sure you would have whipped his ass.

Except 7-11 would have fired you, and you were in the middle of cleaning the slurpee machine.

Plus, "Slurpee Machine" is one of your mom's nicknames...the others being "whore"  "Anal Alice" and "Karen Mackle"
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: ukjeff on June 30, 2013, 02:58:50 PM
it's also a very unlikely thing to happen

never seen it happen
maybe you need to get more attractive girls on your arm?
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Roger Bacon on June 30, 2013, 03:00:04 PM
Believe me, if a guy like that slaps my girlfriend's ass, he's already sized me up and determined that I ain't gonna do shit to him

fixed
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: anabolichalo on June 30, 2013, 03:22:43 PM
maybe you need to get more attractive girls on your arm?
maybe they scared off by my brether in laws

we only go to club every christmas and new year


any other times i am in club with random horse
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: jbflift on June 30, 2013, 04:18:19 PM
Invite him over to bang your girlfriend, when he walks in blast him with a 9mm. 
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Knooger on June 30, 2013, 04:24:36 PM
Invite him over to bang your girlfriend, when he walks in blast him with a 9mm. 

You have a 9mm penis? Fuck man, that must suck. He'll be laughing his ass off when you shoot your load on him.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Kwon_2 on June 30, 2013, 06:30:08 PM
You have a 9mm penis? Fuck man, that must suck. He'll be laughing his ass off when you shoot your load on him.

It means a Firearm.

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Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Knooger on June 30, 2013, 06:33:03 PM
It means a Firearm.

(http://www.kingdomarms.com/store/images/_products/Kel-TecPF9.jpg)

Hell yes I'd shoot myself if I had a one centimeter penis.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Pray_4_War on June 30, 2013, 07:04:37 PM
I'd pull out my Glock fo-tay and clap at his worthless ass.  Cops would probably give me a medal. 
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: Tapeworm on June 30, 2013, 08:05:50 PM
Leave her there.  I'm sick of her stupid crap anyway.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on June 30, 2013, 08:39:33 PM
You have to act within 10 seconds after he does it...The less you say the better. If you have a gun, use it...When it goes to court, tell them that as he assaulted your girl, say he said he was going to rape THAT ASS. Make sure you tell the guy behind the counter that the reason you shot the black man, was because he stated he was gonna rape her. He will be so confused that he will think the negro actually said it...But it has to happen extremely quickly.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: andreisdaman on July 01, 2013, 06:16:56 AM
you guys are really obsessed with black people...get a life :-[
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: calfzilla on July 01, 2013, 06:23:08 AM
I raise you:

(http://espressostalinist.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/t-lynching.jpg)

Deleted in 3...2...
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: MMusa on July 01, 2013, 07:58:57 AM
I raise you:

(http://espressostalinist.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/t-lynching.jpg)
If that's fair game, so is this...


Holocaust Hanged Russian Jews
(http://www.vilnaghetto.com/gallery2/d/624-2/Holocaust_Hanged_Russian_Jews.jpg)

This crap needs to be taken down.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: MMusa on July 01, 2013, 08:02:13 AM
Deleted in 3...2...

White people can be hung by the neck too, ya' know.

(http://collections.yadvashem.org/photosarchive/s637-469/17691004675788132138.jpg)

All these pics should be taken down, unless this is Stormfront's board.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: calfzilla on July 01, 2013, 08:04:25 AM
White people can be hung by the neck too, ya' know.

(http://collections.yadvashem.org/photosarchive/s637-469/17691004675788132138.jpg)

All these pics should be taken down, unless this is Stormfront's board.

Agree, should be taken down, along with the countless hateful anti Islam/Arab threads.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: quadzilla456 on July 01, 2013, 01:47:26 PM
You have to act within 10 seconds after he does it...The less you say the better. If you have a gun, use it...When it goes to court, tell them that as he assaulted your girl, say he said he was going to rape THAT ASS. Make sure you tell the guy behind the counter that the reason you shot the black man, was because he stated he was gonna rape her. He will be so confused that he will think the negro actually said it...But it has to happen extremely quickly.
Good points! You're a smart guy!
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 01, 2013, 01:54:56 PM
Take what down?  You pussies can't handle the historical photos?
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: TrueGrit on July 01, 2013, 01:56:30 PM
(http://www.shermancriminallawyer.com/TrayvonYoung.jpg)
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 01, 2013, 02:15:22 PM
Agree, should be taken down, along with the countless hateful anti Islam/Arab threads.

Legitimate criticism of the extremely regressive, inherently anti-first world, and increasingly outright dangerous cluster of beliefs collectively known as 'Islam' should not be suppressed on the basis of one or two members taking offense.
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: quadzilla456 on July 01, 2013, 02:27:11 PM
Legitimate criticism of the extremely regressive, inherently anti-first world, and increasingly outright dangerous cluster of beliefs collectively known as 'Islam' should not be suppressed on the basis of one or two members taking offense.
hear hear!! Down with the anti-white / anti -racist scum! Anti-racism is code for Anti-white!!
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: andreisdaman on July 01, 2013, 05:13:53 PM
Take what down?  You pussies can't handle the historical photos?

you're the biggest pussy on here who can't handle historical truth
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: calfzilla on July 01, 2013, 05:20:51 PM
Take what down?  You pussies can't handle the historical photos?

That's really all it is, history. Maybe those gents being hung committed a crime and were being executed per US DOJ law.   ???
Title: Re: You're @ the 7-Eleven and This Guy Slaps Your GF's Ass
Post by: syntaxmachine on July 01, 2013, 05:29:06 PM
hear hear!! Down with the anti-white / anti -racist scum! Anti-racism is code for Anti-white!!

Settle down, queerzilla; I'm interested in critiquing an inherently problematic set of beliefs, not defending racist shits-for-brains who are stupid enough to uphold the antiquated, biological notion of race.