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Title: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on July 03, 2013, 08:28:47 AM
I heard a lot of pros are in it.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on July 03, 2013, 08:30:51 AM
ask DLB from MM (not the duckface)

Who?  Where?
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 03, 2013, 08:30:51 AM
1-800-ILL-UMTI

Ask for Biff, tell him I sent you
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on July 03, 2013, 08:31:52 AM
The same way you join the "Mafia"

 ::)
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on July 03, 2013, 08:32:43 AM
The same way you join the "Mafia"

 ::)


How?  srs
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Archer77 on July 03, 2013, 08:35:36 AM
Ask cswol.  He's a double agent of the illuminati and his job is to spread disinformation in order to conceal the illuminatis real plans of global domination.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Chadwick The Beta on July 03, 2013, 08:37:10 AM
How?  srs

email lee priest (ichilidoggedkarenbootyma ckle@theblondmyth.com) and include

Name
GetBig screen name and post count
Bench
Credit Score
#of strippers banged
References (gear source, ProTan dealer, tat "artisit")


He'll get back to you with the essay questions.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: HandsomeMOFO on July 03, 2013, 08:41:43 AM
(http://www.musclemissions.org/public/images/160e.jpg)

Dude I can't read a word of that.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 03, 2013, 09:03:31 AM
I heard a lot of pros are in it.

2B1 ASK1
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Coach is Back! on July 03, 2013, 09:07:22 AM
Another gimmick...awesome ::)
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Tedim on July 03, 2013, 09:14:32 AM
I heard a lot of pros are in it.

It requires you getting "her" to blow me...









And no the post does not require a "fix"  ;D
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Wiggs on July 03, 2013, 09:18:04 AM
Greetings initiate. I was directed to pass this training video to you. PM me upon completion of viewing.

Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Irongrip400 on July 03, 2013, 09:21:55 AM
It requires you getting "her" to blow me...









And no the post does not require a "fix"  ;D

Wait, what...?
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Archer77 on July 03, 2013, 09:22:14 AM
Greetings initiate. I was directed to pass this training video to you. PM me upon completion of viewing.



The scariest part is that Scientology videos are very close to this.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on July 03, 2013, 09:54:58 AM
You can't ask to be created an Illuminatus. ::)

Instead, you have to be chosen by the society's alchemical magus, Grandmaster Tbombz Trismegistis, S.T.D., who can, among other wondrous feats, instantly transmute any common object into a gold, vibrating butt-plug, which you will have to insert into your sanctum sanctorum before the Sacred Altar of Baphomet. You prove your right to belong, i.e., of possessing Virtus and enlightenment, by not allowing it to slip out during your many trying and terrible tests of worthiness with its Great Red-Robed Priestess (and Grand High Exulted Mystic Ruler of the Royal Order of Raccoons), Madame Goodrum, CSN, MFT. :-X

Bon Courage!
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 03, 2013, 09:59:45 AM
You can't ask to be created an Illuminatus. ::)

Instead, you have to be chosen by the society's alchemical magus, Grandmaster Tbombz Trismegistis, S.T.D., who can, among other wondrous feats, instantly transmute any common object into a gold vibrating butt-plug, which you will have to insert into your sanctum sanctorum before the Sacred Altar of Baphomet. You prove your right to belong, i.e., of possessing Virtus and enlightenment, by not allowing it to slip out during your many trying and terrible tests of worthiness with its Great Red-Robed Priestess (and Grand High Exulted Mystic Ruler of the Royal Order of Raccoons), Madame Goodrum, CSN, MFT. :-X

Bon Courage!

Something like this, but with muscled up men in thongs instead of beautiful women?
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on July 03, 2013, 10:03:14 AM
Something like this, but with muscled up men in thongs instead of beautiful women?


Haha!

Yes, and with monogrammed towels for the "crème de la crème." ;)
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: The Idol on July 03, 2013, 10:04:48 AM
Membership in The Organization would help.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 03, 2013, 10:16:42 AM
Haha!

Yes, and with monogrammed towels for the "crème de la crème." ;)

ROFLROFLROFL!!!!
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: cswol on July 03, 2013, 10:39:16 AM
You don't join they choose you, and your just a pawn to promote agenda and control masses minds, you sell your soul for false illusion you belong to an elite group who causes war, murder and famine and controls the world.....aka....the NWO new world order....CSWOL stil has his soul!
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Nails on July 03, 2013, 10:44:46 AM
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The Mirage Casino
the Room Next the Ice Machine
that is your only way


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Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Pet shop boys on July 03, 2013, 11:23:57 AM
I heard a lot of pros are in it.

Palumbo is your man for that....  I heard Illuminate saved him from a medical scare.




WoooSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: Archer77 on July 03, 2013, 11:31:27 AM
I'd love to join the illuminati.  I understand what they are attempting to do.  It's a noble cause.
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: arce1988 on July 03, 2013, 01:07:07 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=483876.0;attach=524024;image)
Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: arce1988 on July 03, 2013, 01:08:39 PM
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Title: Re: How do I join the Illuminati?
Post by: falco on July 04, 2013, 08:14:23 AM
I believe you have to have the right bloodline.