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Title: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:15:00 AM
What sort of products do you bros want?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2013, 06:20:03 AM
Everyone wants legal juice.  Call it Legal Juice.  You'll make a million dollars.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:23:29 AM
Everyone wants legal juice.  Call it Legal Juice.  You'll make a million dollars.
  Brilliant!  Do you wanna job as my CEO?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2013, 06:26:16 AM
Long as I dont gotta wear a tie or some gay ass shit like that bro.



I WANNA BE THE GUY IN THE LAB COAT!!!
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Knooger on July 08, 2013, 06:27:40 AM
  Brilliant!  Do you wanna job as my CEO?

I want a job as your fluffer. Can I have a job as your fluffer?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:28:23 AM
Long as I dont gotta wear a tie or some gay ass shit like that bro.

No you can dress casual.  I will pay in free protein powder, creatin and aminos for the first few months, and when we start raking in the cash I will put you on 100k with a car and medical plan.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2013, 06:29:11 AM
I want a job as your fluffer. Can I have a job as your fluffer?

You can be the dude who looks all amazed while I point at the jar.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:29:28 AM
I want a job as your fluffer. Can I have a job as your fluffer?

r u cute?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:30:55 AM


I WANNA BE THE GUY IN THE LAB COAT!!!

OK good so you wanna be in the prime time tv ads?  Are you photogenic?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2013, 06:33:10 AM
Idk.  I don't glow in the dark or anything.  I liked that scene in Skin Deep tho.  That could be a good ad.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:33:53 AM
I need a few IFBB pros, who should I approach?    I want someone who is marketable to the mainstream.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:34:32 AM
Idk.  I don't glow in the dark or anything.  I liked that scene in Skin Deep tho.  That could be a good ad.

Never seen it bro.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:36:20 AM
Idk.  I don't glow in the dark or anything.  I liked that scene in Skin Deep tho.  That could be a good ad.


Do you look highly intelligent?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 08, 2013, 06:37:04 AM
What sort of products do you bros want?
Check with Goodrum he says he makes thousands.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:39:32 AM
Check with Goodrum he says he makes thousands.

Word on the street is he lives on food stamps.  I might hire him to deliver pamplets tho.  Guy needs all the help he can get.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2013, 06:42:17 AM

Do you look highly intelligent?

Im gonna need you to spring for some glasses. 


Then something to pour into em.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Knooger on July 08, 2013, 06:42:19 AM
You can be the dude who looks all amazed while I point at the jar.

That would be sweet, I'll take that.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Knooger on July 08, 2013, 06:46:26 AM
Should I try to get down to 30% body fat for the commercials?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Twaddle on July 08, 2013, 06:48:08 AM
You want advice?  Talk with Vince G.  He's the official getbig supplement company guru.   :D
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:50:55 AM
Im gonna need you to spring for some glasses. 


Then something to pour into em.

Bro we need to get together for a high powered executives brunch.  

(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/Hanks-is-awesome-drunk.jpg)

Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:51:52 AM
Should I try to get down to 30% body fat for the commercials?

Bro I want you sub 10 percent with bulging biceps.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Tapeworm on July 08, 2013, 06:52:44 AM
Should I try to get down to 30% body fat for the commercials?

Nah, it'll work.

(http://www.doctormacro.com/Images/Laurel%20and%20Hardy/Laurel%20&%20Hardy%20(Thicker%20Than%20Water)_01.jpg)
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:53:32 AM
Maybe I should hire Aaron Singerman for my marketing guy, I hear he is good.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 08, 2013, 06:56:15 AM
Please recommend some hot fitness models guys.   They need to be prepared to get payed in supps.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 08, 2013, 07:00:32 AM
Please recommend some hot fitness models guys.   They need to be prepared to get payed in supps.

Contact Melvin Goodrum
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Knooger on July 08, 2013, 07:06:21 AM
You need to have something to make your product stand out. I have an idea for this, horse semen. Say that there are 5 grams in every serving. You can claim it will add more muscle than Testosterone and make your cock bigger.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Henda on July 08, 2013, 07:27:23 AM
With hard work and persistant dedication, who knows maybe 10 years from now you can be as successfull as "Goodrum Nutraceuticalls"
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: anabolichalo on July 08, 2013, 09:18:02 AM
Please recommend some hot fitness models guys.   They need to be prepared to get payed in supps.
jaco de bruyn
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 08, 2013, 09:45:47 AM
Want a REAL recommendation, and you could be a millionaire IF you did this:
Start up a UGL INSIDE CANADA, and ship high-dose D-bol, Halotestin, Test, ect... to the market here (EVERYONE is scared of having their shipment seized on US Border)
*** LOTS of money to be made here, inside CANADA, almost NO sources here, absolutely NO ORALS!!!  ***
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Psychopath on July 08, 2013, 10:22:47 AM
Want a REAL recommendation, and you could be a millionaire IF you did this:
Start up a UGL INSIDE CANADA, and ship high-dose D-bol, Halotestin, Test, ect... to the market here (EVERYONE is scared of having their shipment seized on US Border)
*** LOTS of money to be made here, inside CANADA, almost NO sources here, absolutely NO ORALS!!!  ***

What in the fuck are you talking about? There's tons of UGLs in canada, and it's safer to operate due to lax laws.

The only problem is importing raws.

But you can always manage if you know the right people.

Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Soul Crusher on July 08, 2013, 10:31:54 AM
This guy knows what to do

Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 08, 2013, 10:52:10 AM
Supplements..  ::)
Why should we help someone with filthy intentions?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 09, 2013, 06:09:02 AM
You need to have something to make your product stand out. I have an idea for this, horse semen. Say that there are 5 grams in every serving. You can claim it will add more muscle than Testosterone and make your cock bigger.

Is that legal in the US?  I'm not marketing this shit to China!
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 09, 2013, 06:11:39 AM
Want a REAL recommendation, and you could be a millionaire IF you did this:
Start up a UGL INSIDE CANADA, and ship high-dose D-bol, Halotestin, Test, ect... to the market here (EVERYONE is scared of having their shipment seized on US Border)
*** LOTS of money to be made here, inside CANADA, almost NO sources here, absolutely NO ORALS!!!  ***

Sorry bro, only natural supps.   Real muscle, not that watery balloon body inducing crap.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 09, 2013, 06:12:33 AM
What in the fuck are you talking about? There's tons of UGLs in canada, and it's safer to operate due to lax laws.

The only problem is importing raws.

But you can always manage if you know the right people.



True true, lots of dirty greasy criminals in customs.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 09, 2013, 06:13:46 AM
Supplements..  ::)
Why should we help someone with filthy intentions?

Bro, my supps will be the real deal, help you get thick.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 09, 2013, 06:42:28 AM
Bro, my supps will be the real deal, help you get thick.

If they are the real deal, then why call them 'supplements'? To confuse the customs?
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 09, 2013, 06:50:34 AM
If they are the real deal, then why call them 'supplements'? To confuse the customs?

ha ha bro, you are a smart one ;-)
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Thespritz0 on July 09, 2013, 08:50:11 AM
What in the fuck are you talking about? There's tons of UGLs in canada, and it's safer to operate due to lax laws.

The only problem is importing raws.

But you can always manage if you know the right people.


^^
I haven't seen ORALS available here (in CANADA) in years, only the same tiny bottles of DECA... I long for the day I could get a hold of some really high-dosed D-bols 20mg/50mg
which I've seen available in U.S.A.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: Knooger on July 09, 2013, 09:58:42 AM
Is that legal in the US?  I'm not marketing this shit to China!

Who cares if it's legal, it'll take them a decade to shut you down. Once they do shut you down all you gotta do is change your business name and keep selling fake horse gizz to dumbasses.
Title: Re: I wanna start a supplement company, need advice.
Post by: missile on July 10, 2013, 04:36:57 AM
Who cares if it's legal, it'll take them a decade to shut you down. Once they do shut you down all you gotta do is change your business name and keep selling fake horse gizz to dumbasses.

Bro who will milk it for me?  Will we steal it?  I aint got no horses!  Should I buy a bunch?