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Title: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:12:48 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Wiggs on July 12, 2013, 01:15:03 PM
How big was his cock?
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: bradistani on July 12, 2013, 01:16:08 PM
did he tear your cock off ?
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Parker on July 12, 2013, 01:17:15 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.
Damn man, I knew you were versatile, but I didn't know you spoke Sasquatch!
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 01:17:29 PM
Just tbombz
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:18:42 PM
How big was his cock?

Bigger than Kai, smaller than Mandingo


did he tear your cock off ?

No, we discussed this urban legend about Bigfoots lust for the human sausage and it confirmed to me it was a myth.I would have taped the convo but I had Goodrums latest radio show playing quietly on my phone
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: G_Thang on July 12, 2013, 01:19:53 PM
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Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.

Was he of the hairless subspecies because chaos has a cabin in the woods?
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 01:20:34 PM
Bigger than Kai, smaller than Mandingo


No, we discussed this urban legend about Bigfoots lust for the human sausage and it confirmed to me it was a myth.I would have taped the convo but I had Goodrums latest radio show playing quietly on my phone

So I guess it wasn't tbombz.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
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Was he of the hairless subspecies because chaos has a cabin in the woods?

Covered in hair but had visible muscle mass all over, said often gets accused of juicing by other members of his pack but claims an all natural regiment of blueberries, stream water and bee pollen.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2013, 01:27:06 PM
That wasnt Bigfoot it was Tbombz.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 01:27:51 PM
That wasnt Bigfoot it was Tbombz.

That's what I thought until he denied a longing for cock
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2013, 01:34:01 PM
That's what I thought until he denied a longing for cock
;D
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Rudee on July 12, 2013, 01:50:46 PM
Sure it wasn't this?

(http://sar-cdn.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/12374897.jpg)
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: arce1988 on July 12, 2013, 01:56:43 PM
 :D ;D
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: tommywishbone on July 12, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
Did you give him tree fitty?
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 12, 2013, 01:57:32 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.

Total lie . . . Everyone knows BigFoots are allergic to peanut butter. You're busted.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 01:59:26 PM
Total lie . . . Everyone knows BigFoots are allergic to peanut butter. You're busted.

THE BEEF

Just because Bigfoot didnt take your peanut butter dong bait doesn't mean he's allergic.  Maybe he didnt like you or thought it was a tootsie roll.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: LittleJ on July 12, 2013, 02:01:27 PM
Leave Groink alone
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 12, 2013, 02:01:56 PM
Just because Bigfoot didnt take your peanut butter dong bait doesn't mean he's allergic.  Maybe he didnt like you or thought it was a tootsie roll.

Hey asshole, its a known scientific fact, ALL BIGFOOTS ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 02:19:58 PM
Total lie . . . Everyone knows BigFoots are allergic to peanut butter. You're busted.

THE BEEF

Prove it, it's up to you to prove I'm wrong
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Rami on July 12, 2013, 02:23:16 PM
Sure it wasn't this?

(http://sar-cdn.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/12374897.jpg)

that's a samurai, see hairstyle
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Archer77 on July 12, 2013, 02:24:21 PM
that's a samurai, see hairstyle

A beautiful top knot.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Army of One on July 12, 2013, 02:57:22 PM
Sure it wasn't this?

(http://sar-cdn.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/superphoto/12374897.jpg)

That's not Jeff King
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2013, 02:58:33 PM
Thats Kai clearly offseason.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Princess L on July 12, 2013, 05:35:05 PM
That wasnt Bigfoot it was Tbombz.

I really think he's talking about Butters
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Hurricane Beef ! on July 12, 2013, 06:41:29 PM
Prove it, it's up to you to prove I'm wrong

Why the fuck do you think they live in the woods? Zero chance of contacting peanuts, peanut butter or products produced in a facility using peanuts or peanut by products.

THE BEEF
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 12, 2013, 07:28:26 PM

I really think he's talking about Butters
Thanks for keeping me straight on this.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Butterbean on July 12, 2013, 10:05:43 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.

Great to finally meet you in person.
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: gym**rat on July 12, 2013, 10:17:00 PM
Was eating my lunch out in the wilderness when a Bigfoot came and sat next to me, we traded some stories and he shared some of my peanut butter sandwiches, after 30 minutes he wished me well and went on his way.I would have taken some video with my camera and made millions but I have my life to live, couldn't spare the 10 seconds pointing my phone at it and didnt want to impose on the creature.

Did you go raw, no pulling out?
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: BIG ACH on July 12, 2013, 10:55:24 PM
Quality thread  ;D
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 13, 2013, 12:25:59 AM
Quality thread  ;D

Agreed, one of the best! 


THE BEEF
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: Army of One on July 13, 2013, 02:20:43 AM
Did you go raw, no pulling out?

It was suggested but the Bigfoot is largely an asexual creature and would rather ponder and discuss life's great mysteries, like how Will Brink became a Fitness Guru
Title: Re: Just saw a Bigfoot!
Post by: funk51 on July 13, 2013, 09:49:32 AM
 :P