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Title: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: The Hunter on July 24, 2013, 09:49:31 AM
Fuck you. As consensus has proven herein this thread, his writing style is legendary; but please do continue to be the dissenting voice if it suits you so.

Groink, I like you, but you are not particularly eloquent, rather smarmy and in possession of an average IQ. This doubly so given your evident East European potato eating "factory worker" physical appearance. We do not require further analysis from Carlton Coon on the matter. Groink, we "get it"... you're a low brow type, you like a tussle rather than reading books, no problem.

Now, moving on. Duchaine owned you into oblivion with one request, that being:

- swear on your daughter's life that everything you claim herein about your lifetime (or otherwise) use of steroids is true?

What happened? Oh yeah, you couldn't do it. No, Groink finds posing on camera for old queers comes easier than meeting Dan's above listed challenge.

Groink, take a look at your daughter, she is the human being you can not bring yourself to hold as collateral in this wee game of brinkmanship. You are a charlatan, a mountebank; a busted flush in the homosexual lavatory that forms your existence!

Of course, the aforementioned challenge finds itself sitting nicely alongside another challenge that was also issued from the lengthy loins of his Lordship to the fuckwit that is you. This second challenge asserted that you - scumbag Groink - would never have the balls to leave getbig for a few months in order we could thereafter gage your popularity herein. Come Groink, let us ascertain who does - or does not - miss you? You know full well that NOBODY would ever mention you... even in passing LOL

Yet what do we have here? The princely and popular Dan Duchaine being referenced in what is arguably the thread of 2012... and referenced by who? BY YOU. HIS MOST JEALOUS DETRACTOR!!! Such irony will find itself wasted on the bloated and beet root faced clown from Poland.

Never since "manlet Matt C" revealed his love of bestiality and fondness for receiving other mens piss have we observed such a shambles!

*Cue Groink's typical bellyaching attempt to assert that he "doesn't have to answer anything Dan asks"

Groink, you are a pathetic, old and particularly ruddy colored fool. Your vile, rat-like and beady-eyed slavic physiognomy betrays more than you could ever know!

You are of Eastern European descent yet you have the nerve to curse Sev?

Whilst you, lonely Groink, sit there calumniating Duchaine, he will - such is his rich and fulfilling life - find himself sat enjoying a fresh Saddle of Kentish Lamb (with Jersey Royals and a medley of vegetables) followed by Oprah Winfrey Chocolate Cushions accompanied by Raspberries and Jivara Chantilly for afters!

Oh and, lovely rocket, dan asks what is responsible for your return to posting? All we need now is Toxie and flower to return, upon which we will be set for some old time reminiscing.

Great post. Really hits the mark. The only disagreement I have is about 'groink's IQ. It is not normal. It is subnormal and below average. Dumb as they come.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 24, 2013, 09:56:19 AM
Boohoo :D

Hunter = W8M8
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 24, 2013, 09:59:26 AM
The obsession is strong.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: pedro01 on July 24, 2013, 10:02:44 AM
Someone want to break it to W8M8 that Elvis is dead
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Kwon_2 on July 24, 2013, 10:06:24 AM
Groink still owns W8M8s/Hunters mind! :D
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: dr.chimps on July 24, 2013, 10:06:30 AM
The obsession is strong.
At least 8/10 on the Mark David Chapman Scale.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 24, 2013, 10:07:35 AM
Great post. Really hits the mark. The only disagreement I have is about 'groink's IQ. It is not normal. It is subnormal and below average. Dumb as they come.

Groink is a getbigger I never cared for.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 24, 2013, 10:10:02 AM
At least 8/10 on the Mark David Chapman Scale.

Groink better watch out then 'cause he's got a pretty "difficult to miss" back.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: _bruce_ on July 24, 2013, 10:25:52 AM
Eloquent texting, but who in his right mind would waste time with such a drivel. Is the spastic who wrote this one of poings friends or an abandoned schmoe...
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: bigmc on July 24, 2013, 10:29:18 AM
that post is a copy and paste of duchaine himself

most of her ban have come from giving him access to the account
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: The Hunter on July 24, 2013, 10:35:14 AM
Groink is a getbigger I never cared for.
He sucks real bad.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 24, 2013, 10:36:59 AM
He sucks real bad.

I just hope I'm not constantly looking for approval from young people online when I'm an old man like him.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: The Hunter on July 24, 2013, 10:37:57 AM
I just hope I'm not constantly looking for approval from young people online when I'm an old man like him.
:D
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Jovo on July 24, 2013, 10:40:02 AM
Groink is the hero Getbig deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we shall hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a muscular 40-something year old homo
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Roger Bacon on July 24, 2013, 10:41:32 AM
Groink is the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we shall hunt him, because he can take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector... a muscular 40-something year old homo

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: _bruce_ on July 24, 2013, 11:00:16 AM
Respect for the elderly has clearly been lost.  :(
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: HockeyFightFan on July 24, 2013, 11:01:41 AM
Groink fucked a lot of Mom's in this thread.......
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Borracho on July 24, 2013, 11:04:34 AM
Losers tend to hate cool people.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Oly15 on July 24, 2013, 11:09:15 AM
Losers tend to hate cool people.

Losers like you tend to suck up to people for no other reason than minute cyber world recognition.

Beat it chump.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Borracho on July 24, 2013, 11:16:29 AM
Losers like you tend to suck up to people for no other reason than minute cyber world recognition.

Beat it chump.


"beat it chump" ahhaha

Looks like I hit a nerve.

My comment was merely an observation I see irl...if you think that's kissing ass its fine with me cause you're a loser anyway.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on July 24, 2013, 02:12:52 PM
Yeah Buddy  ;D

Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: arce1988 on July 24, 2013, 02:16:22 PM
  groink is a stud
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 24, 2013, 02:17:14 PM
that post is a copy and paste of duchaine himself

most of her ban have come from giving him access to the account
And team Catfish outing the W8M8 handle into oblivion. Credit: Shizzo81, Grant Michaels, Arce, and Booty.

Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 24, 2013, 02:19:06 PM
Where is Groink/Seven Copper Coins?  Where is Bikini Slut?
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Parker on July 24, 2013, 03:03:49 PM
Who is Carlton C-O-O-N?
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Chacka on July 24, 2013, 03:07:31 PM
I would vote for "groink" were he to run for Mayor of New York City
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: King Shizzo on July 24, 2013, 03:08:13 PM
I would vote for "groink" were he to run for Mayor of New York City
I think he is still running.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Maddy on July 24, 2013, 05:08:56 PM
I think he is still running.

from his
responisibility to
repay his debts
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: TrueGrit on July 24, 2013, 05:21:19 PM
Yeah Buddy  ;D



He was actually natty here  - seriously!

Looks better than almost any pro does at 49..
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: no one on July 24, 2013, 05:55:55 PM


groinks one of the best posters here, period.

Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: The Hunter on July 24, 2013, 06:33:05 PM

groinks one of the best posters here, period.


Who gives a fuck about you? Screw.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Psychopath on July 24, 2013, 06:43:49 PM
I'm not reading all that shit.

Which makes me question why i write multi-paragraph posts at times.

Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Natural Man on July 24, 2013, 06:43:56 PM
Quote
Never since "manlet Matt C" revealed his love of bestiality and fondness for receiving other mens piss have we observed such a shambles!

 ???
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Natural Man on July 24, 2013, 06:45:00 PM
I'm not readying all that shit.

Which makes me question why i write multi-paragraph posts at times.


i see you re the kind of guy who prefer to tussle instead of reading books.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Psychopath on July 24, 2013, 06:51:17 PM
i see you re the kind of guy who prefer to tussle instead of reading books.


I only read when i'm obsessed or strongly interested in a certain subject. Besides that, i tend to be a hands-on visual learner.



Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: no one on July 24, 2013, 07:12:14 PM
since when should men care about what women think of them? ???

have i missed something?

:D

the only opinion they should have is on how to load the dishwasher.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: O.Z. on July 24, 2013, 07:36:34 PM
:D

the only opinion they should have is on how to load the dishwasher.

dishwasher=waste of money, nothing wrong with using hands, like our mothers, grandmothers...
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: The Hunter on July 24, 2013, 08:18:07 PM
since when should men care about what women think of them? ???

have i missed something?
Yes, brushing and flossing.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: MikMaq on July 24, 2013, 08:21:48 PM
Groink was such a joke, the told you so's were fucking deadly with this one.

Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 24, 2013, 08:41:59 PM
Quarter turn to your right...Ok can we please have hands over head and abs and thighs please.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Cleanest Natural on July 25, 2013, 02:20:07 AM
Groink is both cool and smart. W8m8 īs owned
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: MORTALCOIL on July 25, 2013, 02:51:54 AM
Groink is too busy getting great bargains on Tren stacks he doesn't need to give a fuck about the stalkers.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 25, 2013, 03:02:11 AM
Groink is strong and smart.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: bigmc on July 25, 2013, 04:02:45 AM
groink is a legend on here
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: BigCyp on July 25, 2013, 04:42:36 AM
Groink was about to respond to this thread, but was waylaid by a freshly hung mirror in the hallway. He will be back kind of soon.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: _bruce_ on July 25, 2013, 04:50:25 AM
Groink was about to respond to this thread, but was waylaid by a freshly hung mirror in the hallway. He will be back kind of soon.

 ;D
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: local hero on July 25, 2013, 05:08:01 AM
whatever happened to w8m8..... i found her negativity very amusing
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: bigmc on July 25, 2013, 05:08:07 AM
Groink was about to respond to this thread, but was waylaid by a freshly hung mirror in the hallway. He will be back kind of soon.

are you saying that last time groink went to the circus cyp he nearly starved to death in the hall of mirrors
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: CalvinH on July 25, 2013, 05:11:48 AM
Cool another gimmick....
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Ronnie Rep on July 25, 2013, 07:01:39 AM
Great post. Really hits the mark. The only disagreement I have is about 'groink's IQ. It is not normal. It is subnormal and below average. Dumb as they come.
Somebody has an obsession!
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: BigCyp on July 25, 2013, 07:46:56 AM
are you saying that last time groink went to the circus cyp he nearly starved to death in the hall of mirrors

Haha yes bigmc, groink's was wrongly arrested for DUI. When they asked him to walk in a straight line, he instinctively swerved towards the cop's windscreen to check his side tri and failed
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: snx on July 25, 2013, 07:56:31 AM
Groink was about to respond to this thread, but was waylaid by a freshly hung mirror in the hallway. He will be back kind of soon.

Waylaid...classic!

Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: BigCyp on July 25, 2013, 07:59:37 AM
Waylaid...classic!



Calm down
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: snx on July 25, 2013, 08:13:09 AM
Calm down

I can't!

I've used it twice in the office today already. Sorry man. Too late.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 25, 2013, 09:07:26 AM
Cool another gimmick....
SS don't lift here anymore.
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: RUDE BUOY on July 25, 2013, 09:35:40 AM
 ::)
Title: Re: w8m8 with a pretty accurate summation of 'groink'
Post by: Mr Nobody on July 25, 2013, 12:20:43 PM
Groink lifts and has some big arms and knows how to work on tv's.